off-topic
when I'm drunk I'm more focused but then I'm more likely to just pass out
same lmaoo im more sociable but its on a timer 
once the timer is up, i'm out
once the timer is up, i'm out
The twerkdiver is gone!
mods removed it
The twerkdiver is gone!
Really long conversation https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1205760412507840572/1259622683184857159
The twerkdiver is gone!
I see off topic is normal today
How's everyone doing in my least favorate channel?
Why was the twerk incident unpinned 
I still dont understand why it got banned can you explain?
I think it’s cause they deleted a twerk thing then the poster pointed out there was a helldiver twerk emote
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
I see a helldiver and I say put that beast in a situation
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
On a real note tho I’d say titan fall or clone war armor
Jump Kit Stratagem 
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
A bit of a weird one but Ultrakill could be a fun one Its vibes arent really the same but funni robot
On a real note tho I’d say titan fall or clone war armor
would love titanfall armor sets
would love titanfall armor sets
Ikr you could just reskin the jumppack to look like the one in titanfall
hope folks in texas are hanging in there. You've unfortunately got to wait through all of monday, and then all of tuesday morning (til around 7) before you're out of the woods Stay inside and hope your disaster kit will keep!!
Wha happen?
gusting to over 100
holy mercy
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
I mean…..come on Star Wars
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
Project Moon
got a question: if you could have any IP collab in helldivers for weapons and armor sets (like a collaborative warbond) what IP collab would you like to see this is a bit of a weird one, but I feel like a Gears of War armor set collab would go hard
Starship Troopers, double the bugs double the troopers double the incompetance and friendly fire, it'll be great.
im gay
just like me fr
Mm..Im gonna stop you right there, let's keep it PG.
what do you mean its completely family friendly
I mean…..come on Star Wars
yeah like bots r perfect for clankers although they are ground deployed, devestators culd be superdroids
bbut its okay though! i dont waterfunk the yogurt!
What is waterfunk
What is waterfunk
well its not labostrreaking so be thankfuk
well its not labostrreaking so be thankfuk
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English or Spanish?
English or Spanish?
Yes
doesn anyone know why family share for helldivers doesnt work?
Try #troubleshooting they might have the answers
English or Spanish?
whoever talks first is gay
whoever talks first is gay
You talked first
whoever talks first is gay
you are gay
gues i ggotta kiss you guys now
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gues i ggotta kiss you guys now
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coome here you bbrought this upo nuyorself
coome here you bbrought this upo nuyorself
English or Spanish?
Opinion: If everyone had the balls to get up and protest like the french corporations and governments won't be so brazen.
and the protests achieved what exactly? it's just an illusion, designed to make people believe it works, or it could work. the pension reform was pushed through forcefully, even though you had over a million french people protesting
Opinion: If everyone had the balls to get up and protest like the french corporations and governments won't be so brazen.
We tried to that in Iran a few years ago it didn't work well so don't
And by everyone it means everyone
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And by everyone it means everyone
when has that ever happened in the history of protests?
when has that ever happened in the history of protests?
The french revolution.
hye guys... im from ps5.. but today i buy on steam.. it wont launch... does anyone knows?
Computer diff probably
Computer diff probably
i dont understand
im not expert pc guys.
im not expert pc guys.
The french revolution.
I don't think homie knows about the civil rights protests,Vietnam, Ghandi or stonewall
I don't think homie knows about the civil rights protests,Vietnam, Ghandi or stonewall
didnt know the french protested all those...
You said protests don't work and that's just blatantly wrong
yes, the french protest didnt work and the french protests are just a way to blow off some steam. what is reading comprehension for 100$
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Imagine being French
I can, actually, their coffee and croissants are dope
oui oui
No way it’s a Heisenberg pfp
No way it’s a Heisenberg pfp
It's not
It's not
hey baskinator guess what!!!
Danm my cat is grumpy this morning she's rawring at me when I pet them and tried to bite me a few
times
times
Sheesh did you miss a meal or something?
Nah she's just a diva
The gnomes vs knights meme is dog whistle
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Never even heard of the meme so idk
Your cat hates that gibberish you call language. Honestly tho, it’d be nice to only have words for food, attention and leave me alone.
She does trill and flop all the time so she's usually very happy but she is just a sassy diva sometimes lmao
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The knights be gnomes meme in TikTok is a neo Nazi dog whistle about the extermination of Jews
The knights be gnomes meme in TikTok is a neo Nazi dog whistle about the extermination of Jews
what even are you watching on tik tok tik tok is bad
what even are you watching on tik tok tik tok is bad
Big booty ladies dancing
i just googled this knights vs gnomes and i'm seeing a dude in a green outfit crouching through a mall
Do your own research and look up “gnomes vs knights dog whistle”
She's black and orange with green eyes :>
A tortie, no wonder she’s so sassy
Bro it’s political activism 
sounds made up
Bro it’s not made up
Thanks bro spread the word it needs to be stopped
well, i dont see that content on yt shorts, so that sounds like a tik tok problem
Yeah but TikTok has the most young and vulnerable people in it, also YouTube is better moderated
Idk I think normal people think “haha funny gnome stuff” and don’t read so deep into it. Is it really a dog whistle if most people aren’t picking up the subtle stuff? It’s like telling an inside joke in a group of people, but only like 1 person gets it, those other people aren’t gonna suddenly change beliefs and views to get the joke too.
Ye but that’s how dog whistles operate tho, it’s just for a few people to understand, the rest ease the message to be spread
Ye but that’s how dog whistles operate tho, it’s just for a few people to understand, the rest ease the message to be spread
but if the few people understand, how is the message being spread?
But if people are hopping on not understand the original meaning and think it’s just “hehe we hunting gnomes” then it literally just becomes that and loses any power
Your probably right but its for the better people know what it originally meant and can now just make it theirs without the original meaning 
but if the few people understand, how is the message being spread?
Actually idk I’m not a neo and I don’t know the purpose of it 
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i wouldnt have found out about it if you didnt tell me 
i wouldnt have found out about it if you didnt tell me
Dittooo
i wouldnt have found out about it if you didnt tell me
See that’s good because now you know not to associate with it or the actual meaning
new warbond when?
I can’t even afford the second warbond am I cooked?
I’ve been using the same guns for the past 3 months
I’ve been using the same guns for the past 3 months
Best way to farm sc diff 3 light armour with scout and a jetpack
Best way to farm sc diff 3 light armour with scout and a jetpack
I don’t really like farming on games, it takes the joy away from it for me.
I don’t really like farming on games, it takes the joy away from it for me.
Saaaaame but also it’s really easy to get enough just playing and taking what you come across. That said if you haven’t pulled enough in 3 months you may NEED to farm. Sounds like you don’t have much time to play.
Saaaaame but also it’s really easy to get enough just playing and taking what you come across. That said if you haven’t pulled enough in 3 months you may NEED to farm. Sounds like you don’t have much time to play.
I only have 2 hours a day to play whenever I’m not on vacation, so I instead do my actual hobbies because helldivers missions are like 40 mins each
I can’t even afford the second warbond am I cooked?
i havent bought the last 2 warbonds lol
I got steeled veterans and I'm loving it
another one joins the servo assisted cult
i refuse to buy the electric one that seems so niche
It’s niche until you join my lobby and I’m tossing teslas off cooldown
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i refuse to buy the electric one that seems so niche
wym thats a really good warbond just for the sickle alone??
i havent bought the last 2 warbonds lol
Man I haven’t even gotten the second lmao
Man I haven’t even gotten the second lmao
Steleed Vets? that is the best warbond in my professional opinion, Servo-Assisted is arguably the best perk in the game with the throw distance and limb health
another one joins the servo assisted cult
The question is do they get the servos added after the lose parts or do they remove the parts themselves
ive never really found the sickle any good? like it doesnt do much for heavier units no?
try punisher plasma instead
Steleed Vets? that is the best warbond in my professional opinion, Servo-Assisted is arguably the best perk in the game with the throw distance and limb health
No no no, the literal FIRST one that is free
No no no, the literal FIRST one that is free
That’s the only one I have
Servo assisted and 380mm go hard
simply toss it to a fellow helldiver, if they cant catch it its their fault
Whats the best difficulty to get orange samples?
the higher ur diff the more numerous ur samples, just whatever ur most comfortable with honestly. like at 9 youll get less 100% runs because ur always on the run, so theres no proper answer- its up to u
so grenades just go horizontal at that point
Practically, it takes a little time to re learn the throwing arc, but it feels great
the higher ur diff the more numerous ur samples, just whatever ur most comfortable with honestly. like at 9 youll get less 100% runs because ur always on the run, so theres no proper answer- its up to u
Thanks :)
Thanks :)
also v good pfp
also v good pfp
Thx
ive never really found the sickle any good? like it doesnt do much for heavier units no?
I really like running sickle x senator x flex support (often a heavy downer) vs bugs Sickle is infinite chaff clear and good vs big guy with flat head, senator puts down hive guards no sweat, support weapon brings down chargers and maybe titans Very self-sufficient It doesn't strictly do anything that other primaries couldn't, but it works well for its role I think
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yeah i literally never run anything except servo assisted. that 100m throw distance is fucking amazing, got me throwing strats like Tom Brady
Does the 100m throw help with the Spear
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May god have mercy on your wretched dental health
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my past is coming back to haunt me
May god have mercy on your wretched dental health
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my past is coming back to haunt me
YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?
YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?
i was bullied with those types of images a few weeks ago
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YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?
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please no
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Yum yum yum
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Hans bens
please no
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Even this is too far for me
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The toothpaste makes it taste better honestly
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i check chat and this is the first thing i see. thanks
Does the 100m throw help with the Spear
did you make a javelin joke
i check chat and this is the first thing i see. thanks
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I'm a starving Victorian child and this is the last thing I see before I die
did you make a javelin joke
Perchance
I'm a starving Victorian child and this is the last thing I see before I die
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is this ai generated
is this ai generated
Ur ai generated
Ur ai generated
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I don't think. I know
Hello
hey!
Where is everyone? Gone fishing?
Where is everyone? Gone fishing?
playing battlefield 1 with the homies
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I just opened discord Wtf is this unholy Abomination Infront of my eyes
I just opened discord Wtf is this unholy Abomination Infront of my eyes
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To all of you fucks that posted that cursed food, i hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of u your miserable and shitty life, and its always a different toe that gets stubbed again right before it heals
Jokes on you I'm a masochist
Jokes on you I'm a masochist
I hope you never experience pain again and i did NOT realise this was the helldivers server
I hope you never experience pain again and i did NOT realise this was the helldivers server
I'm gonna kick a doorframe out of spite
I'm gonna kick a doorframe out of spite
How, it wont hurt or you'll just miss
it's not the worst thing john's posted
I don't even wanna know
Now I'm curious
throat hair
throat hair
I regretted that instantly
throat hair
What in the everloving fuck is throat hair, now i wanna see
I'm gonna kick a doorframe out of spite
Lemme see throat hair
I'm gonna kick a doorframe out of spite
Ima let curiosity get the best of me give us throat hair
@John Smel: Chef GIVE US THROAT HAIR OR GIVE US DEATH 
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Ima let curiosity get the best of me give us throat hair
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Weak shit
Weak shit
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Weak fr
Gimmie something WORSE, SOMETHING VILE, SOMETHING DISGUSTING
The confines of my role and responsibilities puts a muzzle on what I can post
The confines of my role and responsibilities puts a muzzle on what I can post
RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN
You need to relax. Here. A cold cola just for you
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From the bottom of my heart I hate you with every fibre of my being
ZEUS, GIVE ME THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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From the bottom of my heart I hate you with every fibre of my being
Ily2
Wtf is wrong with people
I haven't seen anything fucked yet
Ily2
At least that's not as bad as the hair ketchup pasta thing
At least that's not as bad as the hair ketchup pasta thing
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Not that bad maybe even tasty
Not that bad maybe even tasty
Finally you're coming around
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Finally you're coming around
Ngl if that actually existed I'd take a sip
I really wish I didn’t wake up today
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I really wish I didn’t wake up today
My guy ain't nobody said you need to be awake go back to bed
I didn’t want to wake up to THIS SHIT
THIS IS NOTHING YE COWARD
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john playing 5d chess to get people off discord and on x-45
Jokes on you. I'm on lesath permanently.
john playing 5d chess to get people off discord and on x-45
I'm so smart
yes i know thats a shameful thing to admit
Fwiw @General Brasch and I have been nonstop on tarkov since pve launched
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I got a promotion at work 
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yes i know thats a shameful thing to admit
Nah. Taking breaks is important. Better than burning out completely.
My internet ran out I had to buy more again I'm so sorry for what I said
Get fibr
Get fibr
Like the food?
Ily2
I didnt want to see this
Ily2
@Menkent Mayor in exile
who tryna play ready or not
Wish it ran better on the deck
Wish it ran better on the deck
bro shit doesnt even run good on pc
bro shit doesnt even run good on pc
Django is so good
Yeah I haven't been able to run it consistently but SWAT 4 and 3 I played a lot as a kid, R6 3 as well
lowkey thought swat 4 was a show
Yeah I haven't been able to run it consistently but SWAT 4 and 3 I played a lot as a kid, R6 3 as well
Playing r6 I just play like its home alone and kill people with gadgets
So how was everyone's day?
Day is still going but it’s been slow so far tbh how about you?
Day is still going but it’s been slow so far tbh how about you?
Pretty boring it's sunset and I'm bored out of my mind
So how was everyone's day?
Still going... Been at work for the past 5 hours and can't wait to get home.
Still going... Been at work for the past 5 hours and can't wait to get home.
Hope you have a nice rest of your day when you get home
I hope so too... Today's been a bit hectic.
What do you do ? If you don’t mind me asking
Playing r6 I just play like its home alone and kill people with gadgets
You don't understand how elated I was when they revealed Pulse bc I loved that shit in Raven Shield
hello
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how is off topic today
More sane than messhall as usual
What do you do ? If you don’t mind me asking
CNC machinist/programmer.
CNC machinist/programmer.
Definitely fancier than cooking
Chat some random mf just texted me saying if i had 3k what i would do with it now he is asking me to send him my paypal user
do it
do it
Alright what could go wrong?
i hope
Even if i lose that bitch i got 0 eur on that bitch
real
My ass dont even got a credit card bruh
I think its a scam
Yes.
Definitely fancier than cooking
Don't even... Some recipes are just black magic to me.
Don't even... Some recipes are just black magic to me.
Unless you’re cooking like Michelin star meals, it’s mostly just measuring and applying heat for the right amount of time. There way less that can go wrong than with computer stuff lol
Unless you’re cooking like Michelin star meals, it’s mostly just measuring and applying heat for the right amount of time. There way less that can go wrong than with computer stuff lol
True. Especially when that computer controls machinery worth more than my life savings.
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Fuck the terminds all my friend DO NOT fw the terminds
But the hunters just want a hug 
I just wanted super citizen edition bruh
My guess he is editing that bitch in photoshop as we speak
Block that f*cker already.
My cousin is back from the navy.
Woo!!
Woo!!
Haven’t heard from in months since he’s working in the submarine division.
just wandering how do you even become a mod here?
Idk
um. than how did you..?
I don't know what you're talking about...
??
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I'm jk. I used to mod other servers such as Amazon's New world. So I got a fair bit of experience. So I dm'd one of the mods for a mod application to apply and that's how I got mod.. this was a long time ago
. I used to mod other servers such as Amazon's New world. So I got a fair bit of experience. So I dm'd one of the mods for a mod application to apply and that's how I got mod.. this was a long time ago
huh. that kinda answers my question ig but how do you even bcome a mod at all?
For the other servers?
They press the “make this person a mod” button
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Then they press the "remove mod now" button if they arnt cool enough
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at all yea
A person who was a CM for new world knew me and knew I made discords ,discord bots and all that so he got me to help create the new world disc
oh ok. yea that answers my question. tyvm
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Then they press the "remove mod now" button if they arnt cool enough
Frr
Then they press the "remove mod now" button if they arnt cool enough
We send the uncool ones to the gulag
idk where to post this so here ! have some positivity for the whole 90% player loss shit show https://x.com/Helldivers2HQ/status/1810282686923051169
are the anime cosplayers automatons undercover or something lol
yea it's very cool ! and look the one on the bottom left the diver is so smoll that's adorale ! it's so fucking wholesome i can't
idk where to post this so here ! have some positivity for the whole 90% player loss shit show https://x.com/Helldivers2HQ/status/1810282686923051169
I want the bottom rights guy fit as armor Please make it happen arrowhead
heavendivers
Ew, what no.
im german
Hallo wie geht's?
Hallo wie geht's?
ganz gut
ganz gut
The skrunkly
ganz gut
gut
gut
du?
du?
gut danke
du?
problem haben?
yay i got the regular role what does it do
you can post your arts
problem haben?
kein problem ich haben hoffe guten abend wir beide haben werden mmmmmmmmm
kein problem ich haben hoffe guten abend wir beide haben werden mmmmmmmmm
Ok mach's gut
yay i got the regular role what does it do
You get image permissions here for one. And I'm pretty sure reactions in #fan-art are also tied to the regular role.
You get image permissions here for one. And I'm pretty sure reactions in #fan-art are also tied to the regular role.
a regular can post there
a regular can post there
And can anyone react? I'm not sure if it got changed during the "emoji incident"
And can anyone react? I'm not sure if it got changed during the "emoji incident"
not sure but if the can't or can't it dosen't change the fact that when you become regular you have full access to #fan-art
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You get image permissions here for one. And I'm pretty sure reactions in #fan-art are also tied to the regular role.
so i can finally partition in posting memes and stuff?
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so i can finally partition in posting memes and stuff?
https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-gif-22294707 Here, lemme get that for you
DIDN’T ASK NOR DO I CARE
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No but you will when I make a marker that will turn your family into nercomorphs
No but you will when I make a marker that will turn your family into nercomorphs
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