off-topic
Yea, I started to feel stupid for a sec
No don't this is a helldivers discord man it's super easy to misinterpret what game someone's talking about
gonk is back
Exactly, and since I run Homewrecker a lot I gotta defend engy nests
A pybro you guys are the best
A pybro you guys are the best
My favorite role
i have worked on the car. got grease all over my fingies
i have the most funniest gif ever to post in response to that message
i have the most funniest gif ever to post in response to that message
post it to me directly if its nsfw
post it to me directly if its nsfw
no its not
its just some black dude licking the camera... yes he is clothed
lick me on my hot gonk mouth
lick me on my hot gonk mouth
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maybe i should rebrand to be a helldivers themed gonk droid.
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dat woman in the backround just glancing and then going back to work
it stole your bad dragon 
Just joined the discord.. kinda wondering something. As far as factions go, with names & colors to match, why Isn't the Illuminate linked to a faction on this discord and/or with a purple/dark blue color for members? Went with the "rogue" individual because of this...
illuminants are no't yet implemented in the Helldivers 2 yet so propably no color yet
doesn't mean there aren't sympathizers or "cultists" awaiting their arrival...
be patient,
patiently awaiting in unwavering diligence...
Merp
glerp
Kill everything
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My crush uploaded an instagram being behind the dj in a night club ( it's so over)
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My crush uploaded an instagram being behind the dj in a night club ( it's so over)
Need Gym advice?
glerp
Merp!!
Merp!!
nuh uhh, is glerp
gonk is now helldiver colors.
Hellgonkers
Hellgonkers
gonk gonk
Need Gym advice?
I will probably need it
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My crush uploaded an instagram being behind the dj in a night club ( it's so over)
Well, you know what they say ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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I can fix her
Afternoon
Tis after the noon
THATS IT! CURSE OF GORB! ጨካኝ ምድር 
መቼም የኔ ራዳር የሙቀት ፊርማህን እንዲያገኝ አትፍቀድልኝ አለዚያ በመተንተን ልመረምርህ አለብኝ 
መቼም የኔ ራዳር የሙቀት ፊርማህን እንዲያገኝ አትፍቀድልኝ አለዚያ በመተንተን ልመረምርህ አለብኝ
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No way! Racism Bad? NO WAY
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What do you do?
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Provolone
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Bro I remember laughing my ass of at this
I object
oh sorry, actually I meant
good morning citizens of off-topic
i refuse to wake up
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WWWWWWWs to everyone 
destiny 2 or helldivers 2?
Super Mario world
Super Mario world
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I pronounce it parm-E-Z-an because of that one episode of that one show.
Watching Gladiator Rn
goated film
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MAXIMUSS
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Is this skibidi toilet gif?
So, whats up off topic?
Boobs
as of today, off-topic is now officially Weenie Hut Jr., please plan accordingly, thank you
Yeah can I get a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
as of today, off-topic is now officially Weenie Hut Jr., please plan accordingly, thank you
Weeners
Weeners
You fucking summoned him
You fucking summoned him
:c
Hopefully no one was dumb enough to click the link -_-
"Hopefully"
if it was posted in gen 1 someone might have
And then complain
Ok tap on links but piss
Tap on deez
brown ops 1 guy
What
Tap on deez
They're so underwhelming and useless I can't even find them
brown ops 1 guy
Nateorgasm you're not him
Nateorgasm you're not him
I'm not the legend @black ops 1 guy
They're so underwhelming and useless I can't even find them
Deez nuts? Maybe cuz you already ate them, perhaps
wrong channel mbad
Indeed
Helldivers 2 9/11 memes
Did Helldivers 2 never happen
Idk
Maybe
I came here for information And you failed me
Who?
Who?
YOU and your robot lies
YOU and your robot lies
Asked RAAAAAH
Okay, so hear me out: A game set in the Helldivers universe, however its a Space-based RTS game like the Homeworld series, which covers the orbital war effort against Automatons and whatever other space-faring civilizations that would dare challenge Super Earth and managed democracy! Good idea or no? I just feel like the Helldivers universe could expand to be more than just the Helldivers, but showcase the rest of what makes Super-Earth so Super!
Too much text, where's the boobas at?
white ops 10 guy 
Oh no. The black ops 1 guy virus spreads more
The robots lie don't believe them they don't what physical touch is.
my son has a shirt that says call of doody brown ops
my son has a shirt that says call of doody brown ops
BAHAHAHAHA
I mean his dad wore an “I paused my game to be here” shirt to the birth of his child
This sounds like a guy I need to drink with
oh hey Bluey!
why does the shh one have a thin yellow skeleton hand
Maybe because they are all skeleton heads and they thought they should add a skeleton hand instead of a normal hand
Imma boutta go a skeleton hand helldivers skull style
Nice, is that your ship name in your Username?
I prefer just Commander King to reflect my in-game ranking
Yeah thats valid too, but I dont know anything about the Game yet, so taking level 3 rank in my Name would just sound stupid
Yeah thats valid too, but I dont know anything about the Game yet, so taking level 3 rank in my Name would just sound stupid
Nah, everyone's name is unique in it's own way. You could just call yourself "Hell Private"
Buddy we are way past that, get with the times and get that stupid emoji outta here
Nah, everyone's name is unique in it's own way. You could just call yourself "Hell Private"
Yeah, but imma just progress a bit and see
Buddy we are way past that, get with the times and get that stupid emoji outta here
what are you talking about ?
Yeah, but imma just progress a bit and see
Sounds like a plan
Met a cool guy yesterday who was level 61 or sum, and I thought he was a Bot like in other Games 
what are you talking about ?
Lord, don't go doing that randomly, we had a incident related to that emoji so just don't post it
Met a cool guy yesterday who was level 61 or sum, and I thought he was a Bot like in other Games
Level 80 right here lol
Lord, don't go doing that randomly, we had a incident related to that emoji so just don't post it
Meh, if you think I have to pay attention to 100000 of what is happening on the internet, nah I have a sane life so any drama flies over my head
Level 80 right here lol
Dammnnn
Meh, if you think I have to pay attention to 100000 of what is happening on the internet, nah I have a sane life so any drama flies over my head
Suit yourself, Just giving advice
Level 80 right here lol
Lvl 100 here, uninstalled the game way before
I believe it got fixed but I do think that there are still bugs here and there
Yeah because I sent him a FR and he said he sees it but cant accept
Lvl 100 here, uninstalled the game way before
What reason? Not enjoying the content?
Yeah because I sent him a FR and he said he sees it but cant accept
Could just be an issue on his end
Could just be an issue on his end
Yeah maybe, but still, didnt think I would find nice people that fast
I was getting bored, also there wasn't a way to get a permanent squad to play consistently
Get your friends to play with you
I was getting bored, also there wasn't a way to get a permanent squad to play consistently
ofc there is, invite your friends or make some, if you want I could play soon
Get your friends to play with you
Don't have any that plays Helldivers at least
Yeah maybe, but still, didnt think I would find nice people that fast
True, most people now are just teamkillers at the most
ofc there is, invite your friends or make some, if you want I could play soon
Trying Making friends here is like getting shot in the balls
True, most people now are just teamkillers at the most
Damn, thats sad, so you would say its best to turn open joins off?
Trying Making friends here is like getting shot in the balls
I get that lol
Trying Making friends here is like getting shot in the balls
I found a cool dude in my first real mission thats not the very first they force you to play
Same uninstalled a while ago, I reinstall it for the new content now and then but it lasts like...3-4 hours max so not sure i shouldnt just wait 6 months to have at least a good session and not unlock everything in one go
Maybe I'll install it again when they release the Jin Roh Armor set
Damn, thats sad, so you would say its best to turn open joins off?
yep, do private games unless you are going to to LFG to ask people to play
Maybe I'll install it again when they release the Jin Roh Armor set
still waiting for thme to ban the people i caught cheating with video proof but looks like they are still playing
I found a cool dude in my first real mission thats not the very first they force you to play
I'm not much into joining randoms since they're all assholes, specially if they encounter a high level player
yep, do private games unless you are going to to LFG to ask people to play
Ah okay, thabk you :)
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still waiting for thme to ban the people i caught cheating with video proof but looks like they are still playing
Not gonna happen anytime soon, you can submit a ticket if you have video evidence
I'm not much into joining randoms since they're all assholes, specially if they encounter a high level player
I just had respect that he was a level 61
Not gonna happen anytime soon, you can submit a ticket if you have video evidence
already did was 2 months ago never got done anything about it
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Get well soon
I just had respect that he was a level 61
I'm to old to be respecting mean people
I just had respect that he was a level 61
You don't have to respect anyone based on their level, respect them on their skill and knowledge
Get well soon
thanks I actually have long covid so yeah
thanks I actually have long covid so yeah
The longest COVID
You don't have to respect anyone based on their level, respect them on their skill and knowledge
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I'm to old to be respecting mean people
Yeah but he wasnt mean, he cleared some bugnests for me for extra credits and overall was a nice guy I‘d say
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Is what most players should be focused on
The longest COVID
well if you like not bein able to walk or work and sleep 16 to 18 hours a day be my guest you can have it
I'm to old to be respecting mean people
You were made like 3 hours ago from a fabricator
You don't have to respect anyone based on their level, respect them on their skill and knowledge
Yeah he helped me with nests, and such
You were made like 3 hours ago from a fabricator
I forgot, this guy is like 65 gazillion years old
Yeah but he wasnt mean, he cleared some bugnests for me for extra credits and overall was a nice guy I‘d say
Well, it's not my job to be a judge of character. So if you think he's nice, he's nice
well if you like not bein able to walk or work and sleep 16 to 18 hours a day be my guest you can have it
I came back from the dead long before COVID was a thing, modern problems require modern solutions
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I forgot, this guy is like 65 gazillion years old
I'm older
I forgot, this guy is like 65 gazillion years old
I have t-shirts older than you
I have t-shirts older than you
that's what you mam said last night eheh
I have t-shirts older than you
I have emojis older than you
that's what you mam said last night eheh
Well obviously, she's older than me, we have to extract as much money from you as we can
I have emojis older than you
I am beyond emojis
I am beyond emojis
technically when I say emojis, I'm also talking about cave paintings
what if she is younger than you then what...
That would make me a God, and I'm used to that already
technically when I say emojis, I'm also talking about cave paintings
Few thousand years old, tis but a scratch
Few thousand years old, tis but a scratch
Black Knight, gotta love it
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Black Knight, gotta love it
That would make me a God, and I'm used to that already
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I'm older
66 gazjillion
That would make me a God, and I'm used to that already
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Its my Bday super hype
Happy Birthday mate, have a wonderful day!
Happy Birthday mate, have a wonderful day!
I hope to but i'm spending it alone..
I hope to but i'm spending it alone..
Sometimes that happens, but I'm sure people are thinking of you, maybe someone will message you today and ask what you're doing. As we get older it's upon us to organise things for ourselves.
Sometimes that happens, but I'm sure people are thinking of you, maybe someone will message you today and ask what you're doing. As we get older it's upon us to organise things for ourselves.
I mean ig... its my 18th birthday I just wasnt expecting to be alone for it
I mean ig... its my 18th birthday I just wasnt expecting to be alone for it
It's Saturday
who got image perms removed
can't use images on mobile, strange
From discord GIFs or mobile keyboard?
I mean ig... its my 18th birthday I just wasnt expecting to be alone for it
and then there is my friend blocking me after promising to buy me some of the packs..
How we all doing in here?
on a scale from 1-10, negative 1000
How we all doing in here?
You really ask the worst questions don't you /jk
gn yall
Take care mate
guys what if there was a faction of SE rebels that use illuminate tech and abilities n shit
That's what the throwing knives are for, in the throat
That's what the throwing knives are for, in the throat
eat rock is yum
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this always makes me smile
I meanwhile have slowly been getting consumed by Sins of a Solar Empire ll
They made a sequel?
Stellaris came out in 2016 and sins came out in like 2008
Has it been that long
I've had it since pre release
hello I desperately need to borrow your foreskin
tone it down please, there are minors here
People that think Skibidi is brain rot forget the fruit clock wars
honestly talking about head stick out of toilets aside I always feel I remember I think I heard about that group a bit mainly TomSka ( who was the creator of asdfmovies) was part of that group
@purple but spoopy @B Vitamin @Atom did any of you ever have to go to the shops for your mum or nan to get the Radio Times so that you knew what was going to be on TV?
we got ours from the saturday/sunday mail lol
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what is your name
It's the standard
Hello off topic goons what war crime are we talking about today
The gigantic shit I had this morning
The gigantic shit I had this morning
World record?
No but there's always room for improvement
Keep striving
Same It's weird how I migrated from 10-20 minute videos to 40-90 minute essays. Can't complain tho, watching and listening to essays has a higher chance of keeping my sanity intact during 12 hour shifts.
12 hour shifts? What do you do for a living
12 hour shifts? What do you do for a living
CNC operator/programmer.
CNC operator/programmer.
Oh, sounds like a moderately interesting job
Oh, sounds like a moderately interesting job
It's very interesting and fun.... When everything works as intended.
It's very interesting and fun.... When everything works as intended.
As with most things
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youtube journalists are misleading people
Journalists in general are misleading people.... Especially Game Journalists.
@Matt Craighey
Hewwo :3
u 3d print?
Yep
where are the lgbtq+ tyrants they been talking about in this server
hi, that's me
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Game journalists suck, spread misinformation, and are actual trash and every video game known to mankind
a game dev would literally post a tweet saying "poopoo peepee" and game journalists will literally make a 20min long video speculating shit that will never happen
I want the helldivers Twitter to do that just to see what happens
CNC operator/programmer.
You're one of the machines in the factory
You're one of the machines in the factory
Honestly I feel like it some days. Especially after 9 hours of doing the same thing over and over again.
Honestly I feel like it some days. Especially after 9 hours of doing the same thing over and over again.
I WISH i had your job because at least its something to do. For the last like 3 weeks i have done NOTHING but play games after spending a lot of time in school and i am a machine without a purpose or goal, nothing to strive for, nothing to yearn for
honestly talking about head stick out of toilets aside I always feel I remember I think I heard about that group a bit mainly TomSka ( who was the creator of asdfmovies) was part of that group
It was a meme more or less. Anyone with Adobe flash could participate. Newgrounds has what's left of all that
It was a meme more or less. Anyone with Adobe flash could participate. Newgrounds has what's left of all that
Ummm.... that wasn't me was it?
No, was this guy called Zoinkers
It was a meme more or less. Anyone with Adobe flash could participate. Newgrounds has what's left of all that
hi yes I do remember a couple of times my life I did spend some time on Newgrounds ( Odell most of my childhood was basically turn around four different sites Club Penguin, a Minecraft mod launcher site, TV Nihon and watch cartoons online remind you this was before interested in anime) yeah sometimes Miss Adobe Flash but that's a different story
No, was this guy called Zoinkers
Oh... I think I remember that
hi yes I do remember a couple of times my life I did spend some time on Newgrounds ( Odell most of my childhood was basically turn around four different sites Club Penguin, a Minecraft mod launcher site, TV Nihon and watch cartoons online remind you this was before interested in anime) yeah sometimes Miss Adobe Flash but that's a different story
New grounds games were peak
is 96 cpu heat peak normal
Ah hell nah.
is 96 cpu heat peak normal
No
New grounds games were peak
I can agree and what's your favorite
also im on a laptop
Maybe you need to change your thermic paste
I can agree and what's your favorite
The madness combat simulator was honestly wildly fun
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yeah i gotta get it checked
Yes
I can agree and what's your favorite
Madness games were fun to play, I remember that game that you play against a demonic Clown
Madness games were fun to play, I remember that game that you play against a demonic Clown
Yeah that's the one
The madness combat simulator was honestly wildly fun
to me I would say Henry Stickman and also Madness Combat
For that time I didn't fucking knew anything about English so I couldn't understand anything that they were saying
That's understandable. To be fair even knowing english wouldn't always help you there
to me I would say Henry Stickman and also Madness Combat
Yeah that was peak animation IMO
Idk, I was missing so much even with games that were about solving mysteries and doing quests
That's also fair. Context is important
Madness combat is still around. The guy that made it released a steam game not to long ago
yes I'm fully aware that Madness Project Nexus (2021) after the announcement from 2013, the kickstarter campaign in 2014 and everything else it finally came out and thankfully it didn't end up becoming overhype
Madness combat is still around. The guy that made it released a steam game not to long ago
It's not the same I think, experiencing flash games in browser was something else
hellloooo off topick
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Those fucking childrens who were obsessed with Friday night funkin
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We walked so new generations could run. Newgrounds is still there and its inspiring new generations. For better or worse lol
I always feel like Newgrounds is timeless classic to be honest
Those fucking childrens who were obsessed with Friday night funkin
yeah I'm honestly fine with Friday night funkin I just don't really like the mothers who kind of let's just say awakened unoriginal Horrors to be honest known as Creepypastas
I always feel like Newgrounds is timeless classic to be honest
It's definitely a relic of a wild west in animation. Albino Blacksheep and youtube has a lot oreserved
yeah I'm honestly fine with Friday night funkin I just don't really like the mothers who kind of let's just say awakened unoriginal Horrors to be honest known as Creepypastas
I don't hate the game, I hate the fanbase
It's definitely a relic of a wild west in animation. Albino Blacksheep and youtube has a lot oreserved
Albino Blacksheep personally I'm mostly know that him for his TF2 animations
I really like creepypasta and the scp universe. It's a good place for amature creative writing
SCP is fine usually even though I'm not really interested and Creepypastas on the other hand for the most part no (except for Herobrine he's an exception) but anyways let's just talk about something else
I really like creepypasta and the scp universe. It's a good place for amature creative writing
I don't, at least not now since the fan base is filled with edgy kids who aren older than 15 years old
SCP is fine usually even though I'm not really interested and Creepypastas on the other hand for the most part no (except for Herobrine he's an exception) but anyways let's just talk about something else
I watch almost entirely creepy pasta and i write some too
havent touched this game in months are the illuminate here or nah
#helldivers-1-chat
#helldivers-1-chat
Welp, Back to destiny 2
TF2 animations are a lot of fun. Ironically Skibidi is technically included
honestly I always don't get why people are interested in head sticking out a toilets
I watch almost entirely creepy pasta and i write some too
I respect your taste It's just sometimes I just prefer something a little more original Horrors
honestly I always don't get why people are interested in head sticking out a toilets
IMO I think it's just absurdism
honestly I always don't get why people are interested in head sticking out a toilets
I mean, brainrot was always there.
Welp, Back to destiny 2
oh yeah I've been recently been getting back to that game recently mainly just to finish Shadowkeep all the way to final shape
I mean, brainrot was always there.
Facts
I mean, brainrot was always there.
I met dafuqboom when he did some animations about Gmod and TF2, then he started doing a series about beatboxing, then it came the skibidi shit
I met dafuqboom when he did some animations about Gmod and TF2, then he started doing a series about beatboxing, then it came the skibidi shit
I did wonder how that came to be
I met dafuqboom when he did some animations about Gmod and TF2, then he started doing a series about beatboxing, then it came the skibidi shit
yeah I remember seeing a couple of videos from this guy and while I am happy for his big success ( somehow) weather at the same time I kind of wish you'll be well known for then this
I respect your taste It's just sometimes I just prefer something a little more original Horrors
Yeah ig it. What i right is less of creepypasta as it is like actual horror. For example i wrote this tiny story based off of a photo of the Korean war memorial
I did wonder how that came to be
Well, he always tended to do absurdism and shit post in source animations
Well, he always tended to do absurdism and shit post in source animations
Yeah that's Gmod alright lol
The world is so serious, we need stuff like this to mix it up
yeah I need something entertaining outside of what's going on with the world but head sticking out a toilet is it really for me
yeah I need something entertaining outside of what's going on with the world but head sticking out a toilet is it really for me
That's fair. Its junk food more or less
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Yeah, the only problem was that it became so popular that little toddlers with internet access and bad parenting began to over hype the web series
Yeah the internet is not for the unsupervised
anyways how's your day going first I'm doing pretty good
Mine isn't as always
Mine isn't as always
What's up?
That's good! I should get some more sleep but here I am lol
same
Yeah the internet is not for the unsupervised
Yeah, thats why is a very good idea to illegalize the use of internet when you're younger than 18 years old
Yeah, thats why is a very good idea to illegalize the use of internet when you're younger than 18 years old
It's like playing hockey on the road. You gotta learn to be safe before you can play
That's up to their parents
Very true
No way I'm raising a kid. I'm the only child I can handle lol
Well, I don't want a child either and it's not like someone would love me anyways in case I wanted to have one
Well, I don't want a child either and it's not like someone would love me anyways in case I wanted to have one
I feel that. You gotta love yourself first though. That's a hard battle though. I'm right there with you lol