off-topic
hi
hey
anyone with nitro are your banners also just fuckin zoomed in or is that literally just me
not zoomed oh I see it now
bad because no helldivers 
I felt that yesterday.
I just came here to say I wish it had been me that died 4 years ago, not my mom.
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I just came here to say I wish it had been me that died 4 years ago, not my mom.
that's a mood killer.
Hi, is there any game which has either gun shooter fighting or very few different skill/abilities slots which need very few different key bindings like 4-5? Also has a pvp game mode where 2 or more teams fight and each team has atleast 10-20 or more players and which is playable 24/7 any much & whenever we want or at least 4-5 hours a day? whats the max team size considering all pvp modes? doing pvp we get rewards which we can use to unlock new units or skills or weapons or upgrades or litle bit of unit stats etc and these stat progression is consistent which we get to carry for next pvp matches? Also during a pvp match our gears/powers/stats/skills should not be equalized and more powerful geared players do more damage.
Battlefield 4
Battlefield 4
battlefield 4 has progression?
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Had a really wet fart
The sensors didn’t work?
The sensors didn’t work?
Nothing worked It's a mess out here
Nothing worked It's a mess out here
It’s always best to regularly check the garden sensor
@Ragnorekt_ wench
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I'd be lucky if it was outside
Ohhh I understand lol
@Moe | SES Light of Eternity May the Shwarma be with you
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@Moe | SES Light of Eternity May the Shwarma be with you
And potatooooz shall be with them
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@KateKat26 hi Kate
Hiii 
@Ragnorekt_ wench
FALSE PROPHET 
why
Because its so cool. Then i could finally escape from my life.
i mean you might end up escaping Life literally
So what? God gives life and takes life
aight
I will be glad to become a martyr
i mean you might end up escaping Life literally
"How do you defeat an enemy who looks into the barrel of a gun and sees paradise?"
i hate to be a downer here, but you defeat that enemy by shooting them. then they are dead, and you won. bravery isn't what wins wars, it's logistics, technology and training.
Ahem Afghanistan...
tell me, who lost the most men?
The US
The US
according to wikipedia, the Afghan security forces lost around 66 to 69 thousand, the taliban about 53 thousand, the coalition wherein the US was part, was around 3600 in total.
according to wikipedia, the Afghan security forces lost around 66 to 69 thousand, the taliban about 53 thousand, the coalition wherein the US was part, was around 3600 in total.
You forgot to count the suicides of US men
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ATTENTION HELLDIVERS: LIBERTY DAY IS FAST APPROACHING!
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR PART BY VOTING IN OUR LIBERTY DAY ART COMPETITION HERE!
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سلام ایرانی داریم کسیو؟
کسی هست بتونه راهنماییم کنه؟
Farsi? Right
Because its so cool. Then i could finally escape from my life.
That’s a terrifying thought
Farsi? Right
yes its Farsi
yes its Farsi
Yup and yeah they always speak English here and my self speak Arabic that’s why i recognize the Farsi
i want to join in soneium discord
What is that?
?tag vote
?tag mouse
There is no mouse tag
But I did it
I didn't make one
you have a very versatile name.
you have a very versatile name.
I know people say my name wrong a lot and then I change it to fit the thing they said cus it's funny.
dont think so, I still got Master Chief
dont think so, I still got Master Chief
when was it last updated?
maybe the mods that has been effecter are the ones which modify graphics
mine are all visual and 1 or 2 sound
it will be patched pretty sure, or the mods just broke due to the patch update overwriting them, if you re-download them.MAYBE it would do the trick
i have all the mods saved in a folder
uuuuh I am not so sure I know what you are talking about
I'm talking about the mod files that you copy over that end in .patch
oh well, I have no clue actually. I use vortex as a mod mannager I dont mod the game manually
you able to explain? I've been using (trying to at least) to use nexus mods to get my mods, this is also my first time
well nexus is a site where you can download mods, but they also have an app that is linked with nexus called vortex. basically it works like you sellect the mods you want in the browser and it (the app vortex) downloads them and insert them into the game
really?
im working on a drawing of some terminids for art class and i need some feedback, so far im doing a scavenger, pouncer, hunter, stalker and shrieker should i add some of the larger enemies too? like bile spewers, chargers or a titan?
Bile enemy's would give a Nice Constrast with the green you could make it stand out on a Ash planet mabye idk lol
helloo
Hya hru
doing good! i would post my wip of the drawing but i still dont have permissions 
doing good! i would post my wip of the drawing but i still dont have permissions
Same lol
im doing a sort of parody of that one human evolution drawing
Is it the one of the soldier as he decays and life comes back from war?
it needs to be finished by next month 
(and its on A2 paper )
U should use A3
i dont think itd fit sadly
thats just how it be sometimes
I wish we had a mission were we go into the hive
i wanna go underground! maybe once we're in cyberstan we can do that, or maybe when the big cloud uncovers we can do that somewhere in there
i wanna go underground! maybe once we're in cyberstan we can do that, or maybe when the big cloud uncovers we can do that somewhere in there
Thank you you to and IK RIGHT let us go were they always come from see the horror of there hive
since we've seen some bug corpses on automaton planets maybe once we thin them out after we get to cyberstan theres gonna be a big terminid invasion
Nuke the hives!
Need around 100 messages
Furry
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Uhh is there something wrong with it srry
No there not
Furry
ew
Sorri
Cute pfp
Thankies I drew it awhile ago
Ah ok what is it
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Huh
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Hello divers of off topic
Me existing. That's the joke.
@Arbitrary Arbiter how do you know you exist?
@Arbitrary Arbiter how do you know you exist?
Pinch my arm, it hurts, I exist
What kind of weapons do you like?
Idk I like weapons that do big hurty
What should I get for my first warbond
maybe the fire one ? the armor passives are super useful
maybe the fire one ? the armor passives are super useful
The cutting edge one look cool. but is good?
Idk I like weapons that do big hurty
then either democratic detonation or the second one with the dominator
What should I get for my first warbond
Between steel veterans or democratic Detonation
What about the war crime one… the mustard gas one
gaz is super useless now tbh
Between steel veterans or democratic Detonation
I got steel vets I am super citizen
it's good for confusing bugs and staying alive, but against bots don't even think about it
Bots don’t have lungs, silly
I got steel vets I am super citizen
Save up for detonation for the crossbow and Thermite grenades they can Insta Kill chargers and 3 of them on a Strider Fabricator insta kills it
Bots don’t have lungs, silly
I thought it was super corrosive
Bots don’t have lungs, silly
do you need food btw ?
do you need food btw ?
Maybe
Lollipops of doom
hell yeah
Lollipops of doom
ooohh look a lollipop- f#cking dies
It was already super useful against bots before the buff, but now it is pretty much what I bring on every mission
Kaboom?
Kaboom?
It does kaboom yes but it more sticks and melts through whatever its stuck on
Kaboom?
it's stick , wait 10 seconds, big kaboom
it's stick , wait 10 seconds, big kaboom
YAY!!!! Whats embarrassing is I act like this with my friends irl
Guys does anyone know if theres any other heavy armor with extra padding perk besides Fortified Commando
yes there are
YAY!!!! Whats embarrassing is I act like this with my friends irl
haha that's cute
yes there are
which one?
which one?
let me check bro i think i got all armors in the game
haha that's cute
Thank you 
personally i always use the grenade pistol and the thermite almost every mission
I tried the grenade pistol wasn't a fan am I missing anything?
I tried the grenade pistol wasn't a fan am I missing anything?
well it's absolutely amazing for 2 things, the bile spewers and matriarchs (one shot) and clearing bug nests
I tried the grenade pistol wasn't a fan am I missing anything?
It is impact grenades that don't take up a grenade slot
Super earth cares about each one of its citizens personally!
I’m a supa citizen
Guys does anyone know if theres any other heavy armor with extra padding perk besides Fortified Commando
There is no other heavy armor with extra padding no bro
Yes (no)
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Where u at
Nowhere
And theres the light gunner which is light armor with extra padding
So basically medium armor with more mobility
Nowhere
im in Uganda come
Remember when armor stats didnt function for like a whole 2 months
yes i do remember
I want light armor with democracy protects
Nah we need heavy democracy armor
im in Uganda come
No
Nah we need heavy democracy armor
What if democracy protects would have the percentage scale inversely to the armor value? So like heavy armor with democracy protects would have a lower chance of saving you and light armor would have a higher chance of saving you?
we need functional helmets with like night or thermal vision
yeah tbh we just need a night vision adition as a whole lol
What if democracy protects would have the percentage scale inversely to the armor value? So like heavy armor with democracy protects would have a lower chance of saving you and light armor would have a higher chance of saving you?
Sounds cool but at the same time you're already sacrificing mobility and stamina by using heavy armor so idk
I wish heavy armor gave us more resistance to ragdolling
they talked about that i think on twitter
armor passive that makes you immune to ragdolling
YES
armor passive that makes you immune to ragdolling
ah yes. gets directly shot by tank. 
armor passive that makes you immune to ragdolling
super manoeuverable TR-46 flanker
Most of my deaths rn happen cuz my char gets ragdolled and dies before he gets up
most of my deaths are from my character lying down, then standing up after getting ragdolled. the salt is flowing
ah yes. gets directly shot by tank.
The song IM STILL STANDING STARTS TO PLAY
I got the recipe site if yall want it
tf are pancake pie bars
lol LOVE how on topic, off topic is right now. lol looks like genchat in here
offtopic is just general chat for ppl who dont wanna be in general cuz messages fly out
as stratagem or just regular armor, something like t45 from fallout or astartes power armor
could you imagine an exoskeleton stratagem ? that gives you super strenght super speed super gun handling and recoil control with like a 20 minute battery life
Off topic is everything except helldivers talk lol
damn bro thats crazy
could you imagine an exoskeleton stratagem ? that gives you super strenght super speed super gun handling and recoil control with like a 20 minute battery life
would be cool but i feel like we're askin for too much at that point
lol LOVE how on topic, off topic is right now. lol looks like genchat in here
Hahaha. I was thinking the same when I saw the conversation here
would be cool but i feel like we're askin for too much at that point
idk bro, would be pretty fun if you ask me
Hahaha. I was thinking the same when I saw the conversation here
how are you today Kate?
It really does
come to Uganda i live at Buddu Street, Kikulukunyo Wamala district
come to Uganda i live at Buddu Street, Kikulukunyo Wamala district
I feel like helldivers tends towards the harder end of sci fi though
well with an exosuit you could still get shredded to pieces or fkn, obliterated by a bile titan
well with an exosuit you could still get shredded to pieces or fkn, obliterated by a bile titan
Yeah, if you let it get close to you
tf are pancake pie bars
Pecan pie bars Pecan pie made in a sheet pan and cut up
Yeah, if you let it get close to you
trust me when there are 5 bile titans chasing you one of them is destined to get close haha
Pecan pie bars Pecan pie made in a sheet pan and cut up
Well more a casserole dish
how are you today Kate?
I'm okay. Somehow made it halfway through the week lol. Hbu?
Pecan pie bars Pecan pie made in a sheet pan and cut up
why would you cut it up, sounds horrifyingly inhumane
I havent seen 5 bile titans at once since they fixed the spawn rate issue back when we would get 9 bile titans at once
TRUST ME I SAW WAY MORE
why would you cut it up, sounds horrifyingly inhumane
It was for a bake sale
I havent seen 5 bile titans at once since they fixed the spawn rate issue back when we would get 9 bile titans at once
i saw 4 titans today, but they die so easily so it's whatever
Idk i havent fought bugs in ages, Automatons are more my thing
Bugs are rather annoying with the chargers but they're alright
I'm okay. Somehow made it halfway through the week lol. Hbu?
Hell yeah! Almost the weekend. I’m excellent as always 
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Stratagem idea, dump a truckload of thermite on the enemy
that's just called a napalm barrage
It was for a bake sale
It’s really good it’s a giant pecan pie made into a bunch of tiny bars
Bugs are rather annoying with the chargers but they're alright
I preffer automatons still. with them i can engage in intense shootouts long or short range. Bugs just mindlessly chase me in swarms and gets repetitive quickly
that's just called a napalm barrage
nuh uh I want thermite with all its armor penetrating ability to just coat somewhere as area denial
I preffer automatons still. with them i can engage in intense shootouts long or short range. Bugs just mindlessly chase me in swarms and gets repetitive quickly
The swarming part I definitely agree with, I hate seeing swarms coming up. At least with bots you can stop them before it happens with their dropships
however what i would really like to see in helldivers is white phosphorus, like something that actually lasts btw, a minute or two
all i want is constitution rifle from the 1st game
nuh uh I want thermite with all its armor penetrating ability to just coat somewhere as area denial
haha, bro wants a storm of lolipops of doom
haha, bro wants a storm of lolipops of doom
Missing an L
all i want is constitution rifle from the 1st game
we absolutely need attachements
Missing an L
maybe, english is not my first language so my bad
Missing an L
pop a loli... wait
The swarming part I definitely agree with, I hate seeing swarms coming up. At least with bots you can stop them before it happens with their dropships
sometimes dropships can ambush you or corner you by dropping 3 different ships from all directions but yeah
pop a loli... wait
oh no bro don't
pop a loli... wait
That’s why speaking is needed
sometimes dropships can ambush you or corner you by dropping 3 different ships from all directions but yeah
Or just randomly throw down a tank, those are scary
maybe, english is not my first language so my bad
It’s good just know lolli is a sweet Remove the third l and it’s illegal
haha, bro wants a storm of lolipops of doom
I mean thermite is a sort of granular/powdery mixture so it wouldn't need to be in the lollipop
Or just randomly throw down a tank, those are scary
yeah tell that to my thermite grenade
lolli
Good job you earned a gold star ⭐️
I mean thermite is a sort of granular/powdery mixture so it wouldn't need to be in the lollipop
yes but without a lollipop it's just not the same
Good job you earned a gold star ⭐️
thanks ! and u earned a bag of rice
Good job you earned a gold star ⭐️
is it pure gold btw ?
thanks ! and u earned a bag of rice
eats it in the shell
is it pure gold btw ?
It’s pure super citizen “gold”
is it pure gold btw ?
no its chocolate wrapped with gold
yes but without a lollipop it's just not the same
Fair. But something like the gas strike would still be neat
no its chocolate wrapped with gold
hmm.. sounds pretty democratic to me
no its chocolate wrapped with gold
Not it’s like the kid nation gold star paperweight
Not it’s like the kid nation gold star paperweight
Wait someone else remembers that
Not it’s like the kid nation gold star paperweight
why tf would there be a nation just made of kids ?
Especially since the gas strike feels less effective at killing enemies now
Its more used to distract and disorient enemies
Its more used to distract and disorient enemies
Yeah ik but it used to be super strong area denial, and I miss having something to drop on a bug breach to spawnkill everything
how would a kid keep a tiger in a cage ?
The key?
why tf would there be a nation just made of kids ?
it was a reality show to see what would happen if kids ran their own town or something- it was wild west themed I think. They each voted on what they wanted and explained their reasoning
why tf would there be a nation just made of kids ?
Look up kid nation it’s an old tv show where 40 kids were left in a town with no adult intervention on screen, there’s a Jon tron video
it was a reality show to see what would happen if kids ran their own town or something- it was wild west themed I think. They each voted on what they wanted and explained their reasoning
oh wasn't that deemed illegal later on ? and controversial ?
are there like kid sewer workers and kid butchers ?
Yeah there were
how would they even run their elections ?
Autocracy
it was a reality show to see what would happen if kids ran their own town or something- it was wild west themed I think. They each voted on what they wanted and explained their reasoning
Theres an animated movie where all adults on the planet get abducted by aliens i think and the kids are left to run the world i forgot the name tho it was a pretty funny movie tho
and kid zoo keepers ?
Oddly enough no
Theres an animated movie where all adults on the planet get abducted by aliens i think and the kids are left to run the world i forgot the name tho it was a pretty funny movie tho
The Jimmy Neutron Movie, yeah
Theres an animated movie where all adults on the planet get abducted by aliens i think and the kids are left to run the world i forgot the name tho it was a pretty funny movie tho
Jimmy neutron boy genius
The Jimmy Neutron Movie, yeah
ah. its been like a decade since ive seen it
oh wasn't that deemed illegal later on ? and controversial ?
I know they did hold auditions for a second season since I remembered there was a casting call ad on the TV once but never went through with it
autocracy huh ? if i was president of super earth i would give each one of you a little chocolate cookie
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I know they did hold auditions for a second season since I remembered there was a casting call ad on the TV once but never went through with it
They did get sued tho
Not sure why but must have been deemed illegal
i think it's because many kids got seriously injured in s1 i read about it
Not sure why but must have been deemed illegal
I think it would be like child endangerment/neglect
The kids drank bleach
yeah seems like an activity a kid would do
The kids drank bleach
My uncle's coworker drank bleach after trump told him it would cure corona
They tried to clean cups with bleach but they wouldn’t wash em out properly
oh shit, sounds like something i would do actually...
My uncle's coworker drank bleach after trump told him it would cure corona
Da fuq
My uncle's coworker drank bleach after trump told him it would cure corona
sounds like something an american would do yeah
I think it would be like child endangerment/neglect
It was pretty much labour laws being into question, someone mistakenly drank bleach instead of seltzer water, a whole bunch of other issues
It was pretty much labour laws being into question, someone mistakenly drank bleach instead of seltzer water, a whole bunch of other issues
could you imagine it was a political assassination attempt to get a new kid president lol ?
could you imagine it was a political assassination attempt to get a new kid president lol ?
There were like 4 faction and in one episode there was graffiti said “BLUE WAS HERE” and the red leader said “We need to get to the bottom of who did this”
There were like 4 faction and in one episode there was graffiti said “BLUE WAS HERE” and the red leader said “We need to get to the bottom of who did this”
LMFAOOOOOOO that's cute tbh but yeah, kids aren't supposed to be left on their own it's kinda sad
i think they had very little supervision on purpose, just medical teams waiting around and they took very long to intervene
And a circle of security making sure pedos don’t get in
do messages here not count to become a regular ? wtf i feel like i sent more than 100 messages
Probably talk in some of the other channels, I know I was in the general chats a good bit
LMFAOOOOOOO that's cute tbh but yeah, kids aren't supposed to be left on their own it's kinda sad
One time a camera guy found a FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD CRYING and asked “Can I record this it’d be good for the show”
One time a camera guy found a FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD CRYING and asked “Can I record this it’d be good for the show”
Eww, exploitation at its finest
Eww, exploitation at its finest
And there was 1 outhouse
And there was 1 outhouse
I read that, yeah
One time a camera guy found a FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD CRYING and asked “Can I record this it’d be good for the show”
human nature revealed ig
how am i supposed to send 100 messages on general it would take weeks if not YEARS
Nah I got it in a month it just can’t be spam
idk what an outhouse mean
Outside toilet
Nah I got it in a month it just can’t be spam
i don't have that kind of dedication just to post a damn fanart
Outside toilet
oh that's odd
I read that, yeah
And they went 8 OUTHOUSES OR TV you could have sanitation and no hemeroids Or buggs bunny You could have a clean place to shit Or Scooby doo
And they went 8 OUTHOUSES OR TV you could have sanitation and no hemeroids Or buggs bunny You could have a clean place to shit Or Scooby doo
Remember that too
oh that's odd
It was common in the old west houses, it would be like the portable toilets we see today except stationary
oh that's odd
It’s like a meter by meter room with a no plumbing “toilet” (an elevated hole) going to a pool of shit and piss
guess they choose scooby doo
No actually they chose the smart option
It was common in the old west houses, it would be like the portable toilets we see today except stationary
yeah i know but it's so outdated why would they use that for a kids show, other than just causing them discomfort
No actually they chose the smart option
They chose most if not the majority of the smart options
No actually they chose the smart option
i would have chosen neither of those tbh