off-topic
Just my equipment is malfunctioning and this makes two days in a row I'm behind due to equipment and they do not have a truck for me to take. I know virtually nothing on lawn I'm a tree and shrub person 
Just my equipment is malfunctioning and this makes two days in a row I'm behind due to equipment and they do not have a truck for me to take. I know virtually nothing on lawn I'm a tree and shrub person
yike
yike
I'm eating Graham crackers to pass the time rn.
Why is metal gear rising revengeance so peak
I’ve never played it but I love the mgs series is it worth still picking up even though it’s not the traditional tactical espionage kinda vibe?
I’ve never played it but I love the mgs series is it worth still picking up even though it’s not the traditional tactical espionage kinda vibe?
It is very different to MGS but it’s so good
Bro i actually thought for a second that they removed the ability to spin the revolver but it turns out you just cant do it with a shield equipped 
How is everyone
I'm good how are you matey
I'm good how are you matey
I'm doing quite alright
who
Because I don't communicate with him.
asked
who asked that you who asked asking who asked?!
r/helldivers now has pro-nerfers being angry
who cares.
Hey don’t do this
The council has awarded thee a singular yike. 
Hey don’t do this
sounds good can we get a way to report players for more then just text chat abuse in the game then?
sounds good can we get a way to report players for more then just text chat abuse in the game then?
I sent you a warning you should have gotten a message from the dyno bot telling you how to properly handle the situation
I sent you a warning you should have gotten a message from the dyno bot telling you how to properly handle the situation
appreciate you
appreciate you
Thank you :3
@Spoogi Taney give me back my son
No
He’s mine now
You are a monster In the shape of a mouse
You are a monster In the shape of a mouse
I am one of your favorite people and you know it :3
I am one of your favorite people and you know it :3
Favourite son kidnapperer
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She ate my child
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My sun now
Maude Aboos
Sorry Tansy, I couldn't resist
You could have but you didn't Welcome to our 12 step program
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm I love that you’ve basically taken up residence in this chat.
Can't stand most of the other channels, it's too polarising and people just tell people what they like is shit. People in here are good for a laugh
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Doing alright, just money being my main problem atm. Other than that, in high spirits
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Doing alright, just money being my main problem atm. Other than that, in high spirits
Yeah it's been tough for quite a few, hope things improve mate
Where would be the best place to ask about Dx11 support for AMD card users?
#troubleshooting maybe
Just need to learn to be smarter with money, my car keeps eating up cash everytime it needs something fixed. Got it for a decent price from my folks, they didn’t realize how much replacement and repairs it needed
I've had to tell a mate of mine not to spend money on a temp car he has before he gets a new one
Ah yes, Im am just blind.
Nah it's a big server with a lot of channels
@GooseCaboose you're a legend
Means a lot
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Can't stand most of the other channels, it's too polarising and people just tell people what they like is shit. People in here are good for a laugh
this is you house now
this is you house now
No no no This is Arrowhead's house
No no no This is Arrowhead's house
this is my server that I did not acquire by force
this is my server that I did not acquire by force
I knew you were behind it all!
I knew you were behind it all!
shhhjj
Too late now, cat is out the bag!
aw man
Hey guys, this might not be the channel for it but I'm curious if anyone else has the same problem. My socials is broken again. I can't send or accept friend requests, or even invite someone to my ship. Does anyone know more?
#troubleshooting maybe better, I added @spoopy i eat mods recently but that was before latest patch
Good luck with each other xd
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Means a lot
No u I remember the nice things you've done for people
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You are my opposition
No u I remember the nice things you've done for people
There is only war between us Ragnorekt
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You could have but you didn't Welcome to our 12 step program
Oh shi-
There is only war between us Ragnorekt
You're making this robot sad
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There is only war between us Ragnorekt
you playing hd2 shortly?
You're making this robot sad
I miss youuuuu
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Two more days. Keep holding on
We gunna dive so fucking hard man
Getting warnings and shit
We gunna dive so fucking hard man
Yeah... I might even try some different loadout. From what I saw it's really good now
you playing hd2 shortly?
Yeah I can bruv, just eating a patty Jamaican one BOMBACLAAT
you playing hd2 shortly?
Damn birb retired, nuts
You're making this robot sad
Why you sad?
Getting warnings and shit
I mean... you're basically an addict there... Not that I judge.
Damn birb retired, nuts
His mental wellbeing is important Little birbbrain needs a rest
His mental wellbeing is important Little birbbrain needs a rest
He HAS bean dealing with gen 1 a lot... I get it.
His mental wellbeing is important Little birbbrain needs a rest
Incredibly true
Yeah I can bruv, just eating a patty Jamaican one BOMBACLAAT
i am also grabbing food, dio is eating rn & aroua is doing something but i forgor what, then we playing if you wanna join?
Damn birb retired, nuts
yus
i am also grabbing food, dio is eating rn & aroua is doing something but i forgor what, then we playing if you wanna join?
Yeah if you got a spot for lil old me, I'm on Remote Play btw, should be fine
yus
Hope ya enjoy it 
You would make a funny/good moderator
Nah too much of a cunt, plus it's a bad idea for me to volunteer for anything apart from old people's homes
this is true, if I were a mod I’d ban EVERYONE
YOU SAINT! 
Hope ya enjoy it
thanks other birb
Yo I love elders. You know this! They are treasures to be adored.
Even my racist old grandma, god rest her soul
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THIS IS OFF TOPIC THO #lfg-general
Did I just see Nate outmoderatoring a moderator? lmao.
Did I just see Nate outmoderatoring a moderator? lmao.
No, he retired due to senility obviously Why did I make you sad?
No, he retired due to senility obviously Why did I make you sad?
I'm joking, Don't worry about it.
Waterboarding will just make you more rusty
Please... No... NO... NOOOOOOO!!!
Please... No... NO... NOOOOOOO!!!
Covers you with water proof blanket
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THIS IS OFF TOPIC THO #lfg-general
Then…. STIMS YOU
Does it have the good stuff?
Mmmm tears
Does it have the good stuff?
Naaa I haven’t gotten my supply from YOU cause you’ve AFK
Let’s have a vote, for democracy
I feel like certain moderators are ignoring me thinking that'll make me come back to change the things I'm asking to change 
Do not the corner
hey that’s my corner
I wish they would release a guard dog flamethrower after seeing the dog breath variant that’s about to be out
No.... Just no
hey that’s my corner
Oh no! Watch your step! 
I feel like certain moderators are ignoring me thinking that'll make me come back to change the things I'm asking to change
Shut up and get on VC, my sexy ass is waiting
Oh no! Watch your step!
Oooooof.
Oh no! Watch your step!
oh no what has happened to by beautiful corner
Shut up and get on VC, my sexy ass is waiting
I want in
No.... Just no
I wanna watch the world burn so.. give us more flame yesss even more
Oooooof.
Shut up and get on VC, my sexy ass is waiting
Sexy... That's debatable...
oh no what has happened to by beautiful corner
I’m so sorry
Sexy... That's debatable...
it’s not debatable
I wanna watch the world burn so.. give us more flame yesss even more
Wanna watch the world burn, or yourself? There's a difference.
I want in
I am not the boss
I am not the boss
Shut up and get on VC, my sexy ass is waiting
I am grabbing food :3
Sexy... That's debatable...
Sorry I don't have tits, used to though
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I am grabbing food :3
I hope you’re getting good food!
I am grabbing food :3
That's a coincidence, I'm a snack
Flame thrower rover sounds scary
I am grabbing food :3
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm he's going to get food/have a smoke...this means he's gone for the day!
Wanna watch the world burn, or yourself? There's a difference.
No need to worry about the burn damage with the right set up
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm he's going to get food/have a smoke...this means he's gone for the day!
Going out to grab milk again
Flame thrower rover sounds scary
If we ever get that, I'm lone wolfing every damn game.
i should start making dinner
before roommate attempts to and burns the house down
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm he's going to get food/have a smoke...this means he's gone for the day!
What do you do when you need permissions changing now? I tagged the mods who can do it but no reply :(
i should start making dinner
You make your own cheez-its?
You make your own cheez-its?
read my name
If we ever get that, I'm lone wolfing every damn game.
THIS IS THE WAY
What do you do when you need permissions changing now? I tagged the mods who can do it but no reply :(
i mean, you could ping your replacement
read my name
Oh shit, tonight we dine in hell
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i mean, you could ping your replacement
Lmao
i mean, you could ping your replacement
I was replaced? D:
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I was replaced? D:
what not my b(orb)
I was replaced? D:
yes, there is now a new pigeon but this one has a red hat :(
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If we ever get that, I'm lone wolfing every damn game.
I’m glad someone likes my brain child, this other guy tho seemed scared
yes, there is now a new pigeon but this one has a red hat :(
Whoot?
I think he means Ryan cause I brought Ryan in then stepped down lol
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I’m glad someone likes my brain child, this other guy tho seemed scared
I meant I'm keeping my distance from EVERYTHING that's moving
You can't mean Howdy cause he was senior mod before I retired
You can't mean Howdy cause he was senior mod before I retired
He doesn't have perms 
I meant I'm keeping my distance from EVERYTHING that's moving
Oh the fear has spread, the killer of democracy
wut
It says in the handbook channel which seniors have full perms
He doesn't have perms
People think I have a perm because my hair is curly
5 seconds slow mo now
it all czechs out
People think I have a perm because my hair is curly
I have bad object perm-anence
I have bad object perm-anence
Understandable... you a birb after all
Evening off-topic
Evening off-topic
off topic has changed
off topic has changed
Is it... On topic now?
Is it... On topic now?
maybe
Also hi Kate
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off topic has changed
how so?
I have been stuck in messhall for the past 2 days, so I'm kinda out of the loop
I see you've changed your pfp, it looks nice!
I see you've changed your pfp, it looks nice!
Thank you. You wouldn't believe how long I searched for it. I'm slowly running out of original images XD
Thank you. You wouldn't believe how long I searched for it. I'm slowly running out of original images XD
Hahahaha. I need to change my pfp soon, I just don't have anything funny/cute to change it too...
Hahahaha. I need to change my pfp soon, I just don't have anything funny/cute to change it too...
I'll be honest.. I just NOW noticed the cat with a knife
i uuuuh mightve taken some flamable gasses, WD-40, rubbing alchohol substrate gas, green gas, a lighter, and a carbine kit and "accidentally" made a flamethrower
Why.... I mean... WD-40? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
I'll be honest.. I just NOW noticed the cat with a knife
That's hilarious. It's been there for a while. I love it sm
Why.... I mean... WD-40? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
also in my defense there was a spider
That's hilarious. It's been there for a while. I love it sm
You see the creecher in your pfp at midnight next to your bed WDYD?
also in my defense there was a spider
That's even worse. Spooders are cute
You see the creecher in your pfp at midnight next to your bed WDYD?
boop
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boop
I'd recommend you run. FAST
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That's even worse. Spooders are cute
I've always loved cobalt blue tarantulas, they are so prettyyyy
Very cute
welp too late. I vaporized it
arsonnn
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I've always loved cobalt blue tarantulas, they are so prettyyyy
I'm fascinated by spiders in general... But they scare me when they get close to me
Goodnight chat
Goodnight chat
night! sleep well
Deleted before I could get info, thanks mods
night! sleep well
Enjoy your dive!
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Goodnight chat
Night
Deleted before I could get info, thanks mods
I gotchu
And top of the mornin to me
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Goodnight chat
Nightttt
Nightttt
Good night sweet Kate! Don’t change your pfp it’s beautiful!
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I'm fascinated by spiders in general... But they scare me when they get close to me
Smol ones don't bother me, it's the bigger ones that I don't like very much...
Smol ones don't bother me, it's the bigger ones that I don't like very much...
I have an unspoken rule for the spiders in my house. You get to live if I don't see you a meter away from me.
I have an unspoken rule for the spiders in my house. You get to live if I don't see you a meter away from me.
I've got a roommate that deals with the spiders. I'll do everything else... just not spiders.
i just found out that my boss is also in this server LMAO
0_0
i just found out that my boss is also in this server LMAO
I've got a roommate that deals with the spiders. I'll do everything else... just not spiders.
Oh you better believe I freak out when I see a spider above my bed... Worse thing is when it then hides BEHIND the bed
i just think it's extremely funny
lol that even better lol
boss man if you're here... yes i put out all the cookies today
Work activities here lol
Oh you better believe I freak out when I see a spider above my bed... Worse thing is when it then hides BEHIND the bed
u don't like to be bitten and get powers ? lol
Oh you better believe I freak out when I see a spider above my bed... Worse thing is when it then hides BEHIND the bed
Nuuuu that's the worstttt
Work activities here lol
we're the bakery gang
Hell nawww
lol i hate spiders too lol
u don't like to be bitten and get powers ? lol
If it was a jumping spider.... maybe. Daddy long legs? HELL NAH it can keep it's radiation to itself
If it was a jumping spider.... maybe. Daddy long legs? HELL NAH it can keep it's radiation to itself
lmao
Good news divers. Only needed one root canal today! I'm in pain. Please send an apothecary.
stims you NO DIVER LEFT BEHIND!!!
lol i hate spiders too lol
some are pretty to look at in pictures, just not up close
i hate li Lizards, spiders, and Grasshoppers 
once i found a locust and he just chilled on my hand for like, two hours
i hate li Lizards, spiders, and Grasshoppers
Lizards? They are so cuteee
Lizards? They are so cuteee
Lizards? They are so cuteee
smallone what i hate the most, big ones might be okay
smallone what i hate the most, big ones might be okay
I used to have a Bearded Dragon. Sweetest little thing ever
hello
Hai Hav!
I used to have a Bearded Dragon. Sweetest little thing ever
fine but the samll ones i hate the most lol
leopard geckos are adorable, they aren't that smol
idk the naming but the small ones are hated and even people kill it right away
Hai Hav!
how are ya?
how are ya?
I'm good! Hbu?
idk the naming but the small ones are hated and even people kill it right away
if they find it inside house what i mean
idk the naming but the small ones are hated and even people kill it right away
Awe... save the lizardssss
Awe... save the lizardssss
outside is fine but inside the house hell nah
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I'm good! Hbu?
really tired, got a gigantic headache and paperwork to do lol but other than that not much going on haha
Awe... save the lizardssss
really tired, got a gigantic headache and paperwork to do lol but other than that not much going on haha
What paperwork
really tired, got a gigantic headache and paperwork to do lol but other than that not much going on haha
Oof. I hope you rest well! Maybe take a nap :3
really tired, got a gigantic headache and paperwork to do lol but other than that not much going on haha
pain killers and some sleep will be great
Oof. I hope you rest well! Maybe take a nap :3
yeah, gonna go to bed soon anyway
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@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm I'm going to die young. Eats coconut curry & rice as my first meal of the day
please don’t die, think about how much cheez-its you could give me
hey does anyone have a "it has been 0.1 seconds without _" copypasta i can borrow
All I got is this
hey does anyone have a "it has been 0.1 seconds without _" copypasta i can borrow
found one within like 10 seconds of searching 
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It just now occured to me... why is the birb a cat???
Hewo
Hi there
How its going @Matt Craig
I was playing through crysis 2 today until my controller battery was low
it do happens to me while using the dualsense .
.
How its going @Matt Craig
1 hour until I get home... and go missing for 8 hours XD
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I was playing through crysis 2 today until my controller battery was low
Crysis enjoyer
1 hour until I get home... and go missing for 8 hours XD
Swim and keep on swimming till u reach the shore 
Crysis enjoyer
@purple but spoopy trash tier player
potential bot? @Moderator
potential bot? @Moderator
Gonna shit in your vegan oatmeal
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Gonna shit in your vegan oatmeal
His bowl of dirty bread and seeds?
potential bot? @Moderator
on it.
on it.
LOL ty
His bowl of dirty bread and seeds?
Yeah let's piss in it together
do not the seeds
The seeds are mine
embed fail
we dont have perms idot
we dont have perms idot
All your seeds are belong to us
can has seedzburger?
@purple but spoopy trash tier player
/ban namebambasm time: 420y reason: bot
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/ban namebambasm time: 420y reason: bot
dewit
/ban namebambasm time: 420y reason: bot
That's like a tenth of my lifespan
dewit
That's like a tenth of my lifespan
That's how long it takes b(eerb) to go to and return from the bathroom
That's how long it takes b(eerb) to go to and return from the bathroom
To get milk and cigarettes*
That's like a tenth of my lifespan
Was that you at the castle in 1453??
Was that you at the castle in 1453??
YES
That's exactly what I was thinking
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@spoopy i eat mods I attacked a bird so the mods would come, I'm technically taking you out for dinner
yay
I’m happy
I aim to please
oh no he's only using 2% of his entire energy
I don't have that energy in my old age
Unless someone puts Viagra in my coffee
red pill, blue pill go to the buffet and walruses
I come back here and the first thing I see is Nate taking a shit into someone's vegan oatmeal wtf?
Fighting the mods 37 to 1
Fighting the mods 37 to 1
Not too surprising XD
Not too surprising XD
I extracted with the samples too
It's elder abuse more than mod abuse
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i started doing super helldives, and it was like 80% perfect with a team for sure, and me supporting and doing anything to help, my point is sometime it feel simple and all of the sudden difficulties rise to the roof lol
He tried, his feathers got ruffled, he shouted when he died and tried to blame me Standard birb
i teamkilled you more than you teamkilled me
super helldive as team with moving together all the time seems good plan @Matt Craig @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm @Ragnorekt_
Yep
Also super helldive without pressure to win is the best fun there is in this game
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Also super helldive without pressure to win is the best fun there is in this game
indeed i mean can u imagine getting more than 39 samples lol we did lol
@Kiera ᡣ𐭩 hello
Hiiii
ik this is off topic SORRY can anyone carry me in duo Q league of legends ranked im silver 4 and i need gold for the new sona skin >:((((( (im bad) pls pls pls NA server and just someone to play with in general : )
Perhaps you may want to try #other-games-chat, you may have more luck there.
Perhaps you may want to try #other-games-chat, you may have more luck there.
didnt even see that thanks!
didnt even see that thanks!
No problem
No problem
u play league... : )?
u play league... : )?
I do not
Hiiii
Oh morning Spider Gwen
@thediver why are you bunking bro, i am all by myself at school now
@purple but spoopy congratulations (on finally reaching the old level cap of this game)
super earth wouldn't be able to pull smth like that off, it's too subtle.
At least for super Earth the Fermi paradox is resolved....
hes just a lil guy
hes just a lil guy
yoghurt armor best armor
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yoghurt armor best armor
i agree! although i also like the golden eagle armour
i agree! although i also like the golden eagle armour
y0ghurt
The fall off of helldivers needs to be studied
if you're really interested in this sort of thing i would look up [insert pretty much any game name here] that was released since online multiplayer gaming became mainstream! there's also other data, like how live service game player trends work, that may also be fun to read
if you're really interested in this sort of thing i would look up [insert pretty much any game name here] that was released since online multiplayer gaming became mainstream! there's also other data, like how live service game player trends work, that may also be fun to read
nerd
this is why it fell off I get it now
love you too, helldiver