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ShockFyre
Their art schools certainly are
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:45 PM
Ahahahahaha you fucker
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zardeene, muslim 🇵🇸 9/15/2024 2:46 PM
Glad I lost them otherwise I wouldn’t be able to fight for managed democracy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥anyways I don’t wanna talk abt it jst a fun thing to troll ppl with
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:46 PM
.....that was a waste of time
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Ahahahahaha you fucker
I’m just saying, certain things happened over a skill issue
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:47 PM
What if I told you I don't want to talk about something but I'm gonna mention it and then tell you I didn't actually do the thing I mentioned.
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ShockFyre
I’m just saying, certain things happened over a skill issue
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:48 PM
He didn't even git gud
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:48 PM
And yes I bought the crew 2 yesterday, and I wasn’t able to play it till now, and it went badly disconnected all the time, then all of the sudden some maintenance being done, am super frustrated 😩
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 2:48 PM
Good afternoon darlings.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
What if I told you I don't want to talk about something but I'm gonna mention it and then tell you I didn't actually do the thing I mentioned.
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Kriegsman 2oom | GL-21 Enjoyer 9/15/2024 2:48 PM
3diverSalute Democracy Protects (edited)
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
The dude that stabbed me last year had repeatedly had his head smacked up almost every time he decides to leave his house
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
And yes I bought the crew 2 yesterday, and I wasn’t able to play it till now, and it went badly disconnected all the time, then all of the sudden some maintenance being done, am super frustrated 😩
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
Refund it. The Crew is known to just shut down servers willy-nilly.
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Emma
Hellow
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
Hey hey 👋
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
Hey hey 👋
How are you ?
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Swan Princess
Good afternoon darlings.
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
Mornings 🌹🌹🌹
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Swan Princess
Refund it. The Crew is known to just shut down servers willy-nilly.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
It was discounted to less than a dollar
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yeeticusthemighty 9/15/2024 2:49 PM
hello any tips on how to make/edit a youtube video i starting thats y i ask
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If the woman didn’t sleep with the person who tried to kill you, that is money well spent.
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Swan Princess
Refund it. The Crew is known to just shut down servers willy-nilly.
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:50 PM
80cents kekw
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Emma
How are you ?
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:50 PM
All is greatly good 😊 and u
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
All is greatly good 😊 and u
i am also good
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:51 PM
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
Mornings 🌹🌹🌹
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 2:52 PM
What's going on with you?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 2:52 PM
@Kriegsman 2oom | GL-21 Enjoyer I love it when fools act up, most of the time they just get homophobic and I get their date's number
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
@Kriegsman 2oom | GL-21 Enjoyer I love it when fools act up, most of the time they just get homophobic and I get their date's number
My mom is easy. Don’t let it get to your head.
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Swan Princess
What's going on with you?
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:52 PM
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 2:53 PM
Yeah, things are rather meh at the moment. Another +30 day. Weather has gone bonkers.
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Swan Princess
Yeah, things are rather meh at the moment. Another +30 day. Weather has gone bonkers.
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 2:54 PM
Got to go with the family for a bit BRB 1skull_sweat
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
Got to go with the family for a bit BRB 1skull_sweat
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 2:55 PM
Poke me when you get back please and enjoy yourself ❤️
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ShockFyre
My mom is easy. Don’t let it get to your head.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 3:03 PM
You do NOT speak of that wonderful lady that way! Keep your mom's name out ya damn mouth
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La pignouf 9/15/2024 3:42 PM
Who want to play Space Marine 2 ?
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La pignouf
Who want to play Space Marine 2 ?
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/15/2024 3:48 PM
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Matt Craig 9/15/2024 4:14 PM
Ain't that like... Every social media website in 2024?
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spoopy i eat mods 9/15/2024 4:17 PM
Good morning
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"oh college is so much better than highschool!!!"
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"its so much more relaxing and enjoyable!!!!!!!"
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2 weeks in and already being forced to do 3000+ documents
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 5:26 PM
But only for something you've chosen to do
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
But only for something you've chosen to do
thats the catch
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 5:26 PM
It's a bitch ain't it
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not only dont want to do it but i CANT change it
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plus im technically having 4 subjects instead of 3 until january (standard is 3)
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yeah fuck you whoever said college is better than high schpol
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2 weeks in and im already considering dropping out
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yeah to anyone in high school reading this for the love of god enjoy it as much as you can
5:31 PM
if you think highschool is bad just wait until your forced in college from 9 to 5 nearly every day with horrific teachers that have as much emotion as a automaton and giving you a 2 minute deadline to complete a 5000 word document
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Are you perchance a engineering-esque major or computer science? (Yes I said Perchance)
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Monsi | SES Hammer Of The Orb 9/15/2024 5:37 PM
laughs in ignorance and not having completed my studies to go to work since 18
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if you think highschool is bad just wait until your forced in college from 9 to 5 nearly every day with horrific teachers that have as much emotion as a automaton and giving you a 2 minute deadline to complete a 5000 word document
Where are you going that this is a thing…?
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ShockFyre
Where are you going that this is a thing…?
the so called number one college in my area
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Kratyr
Are you perchance a engineering-esque major or computer science? (Yes I said Perchance)
IT and business close enough
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Captain Flowers 9/15/2024 5:45 PM
Chaos inflicted
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if you think highschool is bad just wait until your forced in college from 9 to 5 nearly every day with horrific teachers that have as much emotion as a automaton and giving you a 2 minute deadline to complete a 5000 word document
You’re being forced to do something you chose to do?
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ShockFyre
You’re being forced to do something you chose to do?
no other course options
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it was that or nothing
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That sucks. Best of luck mate
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cant switch colleges or drop out since my parents are delusional to how my college has got high ratings
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Technically, you can
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I wouldn’t advise it because the 9 to 5 of retail sucks way more than the 9 to 5 of college
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And the emotions of customers are far worse than the emotions (or lack thereof) of teachers
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IT and business close enough
Yeah that's the reasoning right there 😭 yall got it rough lmao, my major doesnt require me to touch math or anything of the sorts so I can do stuff that comes easy to me normally luckily
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Good morning
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 6:54 PM
Hellos.
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yeah fuck you whoever said college is better than high schpol
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 6:54 PM
You picked the college, you get to take it. Or change to another one more to your liking.
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cant switch colleges or drop out since my parents are delusional to how my college has got high ratings
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 6:55 PM
You're the master of your own life, screw them.
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it's so quiet hereeee 👀
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KateKat26
it's so quiet hereeee 👀
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 7:24 PM
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:25 PM
Do you want it to be noisy?
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Swan Princess
Do you want it to be noisy?
Nah. I was just expecting people to be chatting here. Lol
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:28 PM
That's for #hellposting 😄
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Swan Princess
That's for #hellposting 😄
Too chaotic... I'd rather hang out here in off-topic 2diverHeart
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Too chaotic... I'd rather hang out here in off-topic 2diverHeart
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 7:38 PM
What you been up to this weekend?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
What you been up to this weekend?
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:42 PM
Been rather empty.
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Swan Princess
Been rather empty.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 7:51 PM
Mine is full of action
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Mine is full of action
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:52 PM
Hope you're enjoying yourself.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
What you been up to this weekend?
I just got home from a camping trip, now I'm back to dealing with some family drama. Yaaaay 🥲
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:55 PM
Well, at least you got a family eh? Where did you camp?
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Swan Princess
Hope you're enjoying yourself.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 7:55 PM
Aww yeah, always enjoy myself, look on the bright side of stuff
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Aww yeah, always enjoy myself, look on the bright side of stuff
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:56 PM
That can be quite difficult at times.
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Swan Princess
Well, at least you got a family eh? Where did you camp?
some random camp my friends to go, I forgot what it was called 😅
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KateKat26
I just got home from a camping trip, now I'm back to dealing with some family drama. Yaaaay 🥲
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 7:56 PM
Sorry to hear about family, I understand Tell us about the camping when you're not dealing with bullshit and I can share some of the new gear I got for my next trip
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Sorry to hear about family, I understand Tell us about the camping when you're not dealing with bullshit and I can share some of the new gear I got for my next trip
This trip was very last minute, so I forgot a bunch of stuff... but luckily there was a store nearby lol
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 7:59 PM
And were the views nice at least? I miss going camping for sure. (edited)
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This trip was very last minute, so I forgot a bunch of stuff... but luckily there was a store nearby lol
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:01 PM
All my friends make fun of me because I always have survival equipment in my bag
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Swan Princess
And were the views nice at least? I miss going camping for sure. (edited)
Mmhm! We were close to a lake, so once it got dark, it was pretty to go out and watch the water. I'm just glad to be home to get a shower xD
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:03 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
All my friends make fun of me because I always have survival equipment in my bag
I'm the complete opposite, I'll bring the bare minimum to trips like this.
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Mmhm! We were close to a lake, so once it got dark, it was pretty to go out and watch the water. I'm just glad to be home to get a shower xD
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:04 PM
Did you see any auroras?
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Swan Princess
Did you see any auroras?
Sadly no, where I am we rarely see them
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KateKat26
Sadly no, where I am we rarely see them
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:08 PM
Well, they might show up soon. Keep an eye on spaceweather.com They went down to Florida recently. So I'm sure you saw something. Just dind't pay attention.
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Swan Princess
Well, they might show up soon. Keep an eye on spaceweather.com They went down to Florida recently. So I'm sure you saw something. Just dind't pay attention.
I'll keep that in mind! I think last month they were visible near me. I just never went out of my way to look for them
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:14 PM
They are going to flare up massively again soon. Tripod, camera, long exposure. Always have those with you at night. (edited)
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:16 PM
Bruh. So my singles church got divided into age limits. I get to stay in the 18-25 one despite being 27. For one reason. I’m ageless and look like I’m 18, and the Bishop said he needs my positive energy.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
Bruh. So my singles church got divided into age limits. I get to stay in the 18-25 one despite being 27. For one reason. I’m ageless and look like I’m 18, and the Bishop said he needs my positive energy.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:17 PM
Hmm? There's a church for singles now? (edited)
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They are going to flare up massively again soon. Tripod, camera, long exposure. Always have those with you at night. (edited)
thanks for the info! I'll have to reach out to one of my friends that works at NASA about this. Maybe she'll be interested in it :]
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:19 PM
So, one more year of being in the youthful and fun church. I dread having to go to the 26-35 age limit church.
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We ain’t even got a church building for that one. We go to a freaking house,
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:19 PM
What up sigmas :3
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:20 PM
They conveniently gave me a calling before this new change happened.
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Sooo, most of my old bros are going to be gone. I’m gonna be the last young old man left.
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Mighty Mace Face
What up sigmas :3
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
Hello stranger.
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
Left behind… like the hit dlc campaign halo odst…
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
So, one more year of being in the youthful and fun church. I dread having to go to the 26-35 age limit church.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
Not quite sure why you are all separated like that but ah well.
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Swan Princess
Hello stranger.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
What up swan!
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
They conveniently gave me a calling before this new change happened.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
The church gave you a calling?
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Mighty Mace Face
What up swan!
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:21 PM
Evening time. Sipping tea. Honking at random strangers.
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Swan Princess
Evening time. Sipping tea. Honking at random strangers.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:22 PM
Rad, still more of a coffee guy even at night but tea does have the “life is good” vibe (edited)
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:22 PM
Yeah I’m in charge of the after church parties. Like I’m a greeter. I was in it before. I just go up to people who come in and welcome them
8:23 PM
Basically after I was called out of it after my time was up, the whole thing went to hell. We didn’t have any of those last year.
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Mighty Mace Face
Rad, still more of a coffee guy even at night but tea does have the “life is good” vibe (edited)
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:23 PM
Life is most definately not good, so tea is helping me stay alive. Never had a drop of cawfee in my life.
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Swan Princess
Life is most definately not good, so tea is helping me stay alive. Never had a drop of cawfee in my life.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:23 PM
lol I relate coffee keeps me awake and that’s what I have been needing
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
Yeah I’m in charge of the after church parties. Like I’m a greeter. I was in it before. I just go up to people who come in and welcome them
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:23 PM
That's some weird-ass worship if you ask me. Where's the common five hour prayer on your feet? Where's the smoking priests and atonement?
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:25 PM
Honestly never been into religion myself even if I went to a religious school, I do see it as a thing to motivate people to do better in life or help them feel more secure
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Honestly I appreciate religion is still a thing today and seeing the people saying it’s bad or whatever garbage those guys are just idiots
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:26 PM
I’ve gone on some really good dates from this singles church. Nothing became serious but I made some really good friends of the opposite sex.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
I’ve gone on some really good dates from this singles church. Nothing became serious but I made some really good friends of the opposite sex.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:26 PM
I wish I had that level of charisma :(
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Only girl I can talk to is my girlfriend and other than that I’m fuckin cooked
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:27 PM
I wouldn't mind a life partner, but not in this country. (edited)
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:27 PM
I've met some girls from Discord, in London though That was....fun
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Swan Princess
I wouldn't mind a life partner, but not in this country. (edited)
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:28 PM
Eh I mean this place isn’t the best either my girlfriend is in America rn we have met a couple times it’s a long distance thing at least until we get our educations sorted so we can get into job hunting
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:28 PM
Well I mean, women know my name and ask me what I’ve been doing every week. I can’t remember all of them but I do know their faces.
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fortinayt or babji
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
Well I mean, women know my name and ask me what I’ve been doing every week. I can’t remember all of them but I do know their faces.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:28 PM
I never remember faces it’s such a hard thing for me, probably cuz I can’t do eye contact for the life of me
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
Well I mean, women know my name and ask me what I’ve been doing every week. I can’t remember all of them but I do know their faces.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:29 PM
Man.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:29 PM
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:29 PM
I sorta hate where I’m living at the moment
8:30 PM
Just the whole gang culture is just so fucking annoying to me
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Mighty Mace Face
I sorta hate where I’m living at the moment
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:30 PM
Yup. But I've yet to find anyone who'd like to live elsewhere with me.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:30 PM
Grass is always greener
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Swan Princess
Yup. But I've yet to find anyone who'd like to live elsewhere with me.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:30 PM
Hey man you will never find the right person if you go out there looking they always just come up in the weirdest places
8:31 PM
Just keep going with what you feel is right in life and don’t chase love cuz it can get you into some abusive relationships
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Remember to love yourself
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Mighty Mace Face
Hey man you will never find the right person if you go out there looking they always just come up in the weirdest places
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:31 PM
Kinda running out of time sadly.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 8:31 PM
I can’t tell you guys the amount of times I’ve just walked up to some woman I’ve been interested in church and just said, “Hey, I think it’d be kinda fun if you and your friend there went on group date with me and so and so.” And it worked
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Swan Princess
Kinda running out of time sadly.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:31 PM
How so? Feeling your getting old?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:32 PM
I never tried dating at Catholic church
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
I can’t tell you guys the amount of times I’ve just walked up to some woman I’ve been interested in church and just said, “Hey, I think it’d be kinda fun if you and your friend there went on group date with me and so and so.” And it worked
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:32 PM
I started my relationship with my girlfriend by calling her “cult leader dude” so have that pick up line ready single men
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Like not dating but yk properly talking to each other
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Mighty Mace Face
How so? Feeling your getting old?
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:33 PM
More like the border will close and a general mobilization announced in November. Russia, you know.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
I can’t tell you guys the amount of times I’ve just walked up to some woman I’ve been interested in church and just said, “Hey, I think it’d be kinda fun if you and your friend there went on group date with me and so and so.” And it worked
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:33 PM
How un-chaste of them!
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Swan Princess
More like the border will close and a general mobilization announced in November. Russia, you know.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:33 PM
Russia has such good culture the people in charge just ruin it
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Mighty Mace Face
Russia has such good culture the people in charge just ruin it
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:34 PM
Aye.
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:34 PM
I grew up playing stuff like metro and listening to hardbass I get its fairly surface level stuff but still more to appreciate than here
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Mighty Mace Face
I grew up playing stuff like metro and listening to hardbass I get its fairly surface level stuff but still more to appreciate than here
Metro? As in 2033, last light and exodus?
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:34 PM
Hardbass needs to have a resurgence btw
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Mighty Mace Face
I grew up playing stuff like metro and listening to hardbass I get its fairly surface level stuff but still more to appreciate than here
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
You grew up playing it and listening to it? Sounds like I am three times as old as you 😛 Made in the USSR!
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
I grew up with Paperboy, Digger and Lode Runner
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Porp
Metro? As in 2033, last light and exodus?
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
All of them! Some better than others…
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
There was no third dimension, we had to imagine it
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Mighty Mace Face
All of them! Some better than others…
I want the newest metro game but I ain't got a vr
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Swan Princess
You grew up playing it and listening to it? Sounds like I am three times as old as you 😛 Made in the USSR!
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
lol I’m glad I can cheer you up though
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I grew up with Paperboy, Digger and Lode Runner
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
On Dendy!
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Porp
I want the newest metro game but I ain't got a vr
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:35 PM
Same man but it does seem a little gimmicky but damn I just want some metro…
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Swan Princess
On Dendy!
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 8:36 PM
We had 1 to 3 colours too remember
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I wish I could forget Exodus entirely so I could play it for the first time again
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Porp
I wish I could forget Exodus entirely so I could play it for the first time again
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:36 PM
My childhood was made during my time playing that game
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The final part where you drive through that city made me so sad
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:37 PM
Metro is super under appreciated
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:37 PM
Why aren’t the lonely teenage boys of today not playing it and saying “he is me” to the main dude I forgot the name of
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Amazing graphics but also an amazimg atmosphere, it's as if they've made each rock individually
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:37 PM
I hate anything post-apoc and zombie and horror. So I don't play it, it's too dang emotional for me!
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Swan Princess
I hate anything post-apoc and zombie and horror. So I don't play it, it's too dang emotional for me!
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:38 PM
I love the emotions though!
8:38 PM
I love the emotions though! God any media that has honest to good emotion behind it I just eat it up cuz I’m done with the Corpo shit of today
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Small game devs tend to make some way better stuff than the large ones
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:39 PM
I have had enough emotions for two lifetimes, that's for sure. I don't need any more.
8:39 PM
So balatro, DooM II and Helldivers it is.
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Small game devs tend to make some way better stuff than the large ones
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:39 PM
Btw check out madness project nexus it’s made by two guys and it’s an amazing game
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Swan Princess
So balatro, DooM II and Helldivers it is.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:39 PM
Also grew up on old doom mods god those where the times
8:40 PM
I was really young compared to everyone else in the community lol my dad was installing mod packs for me it was rad
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:40 PM
Hi
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:40 PM
Hey what’s up dude!
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I was really young compared to everyone else in the community lol my dad was installing mod packs for me it was rad
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:40 PM
WAD files FTW! HAve you played the new official DooM episode? I managed to get to Spiral City and then ragequit.
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷
Hi
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:41 PM
All you say is hi and hello. Do you know any other words?
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Swan Princess
WAD files FTW! HAve you played the new official DooM episode? I managed to get to Spiral City and then ragequit.
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:41 PM
The new official doom stuff is so fucking hard now
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷
Hi
Hey Mav! Hru?
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Mighty Mace Face
The new official doom stuff is so fucking hard now
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:41 PM
Do you have NightDive DooM?
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Swan Princess
All you say is hi and hello. Do you know any other words?
ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:41 PM
I always forget to continue my conversations because i don't get pings sometimes, i do speak english as a third language though haha
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Swan Princess
Do you have NightDive DooM?
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:41 PM
I mainly run brutal doom cuz I love the guts (edited)
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Hey Mav! Hru?
ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:42 PM
good how are you?
2diverHeart 1
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:42 PM
Also a big nostalgia trip for me personally
8:42 PM
It amazes me how they get that stuff working so pretty in such an old engine
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Mighty Mace Face
I mainly run brutal doom cuz I love the guts (edited)
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:42 PM
Do you have it on Steam?
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I always forget to continue my conversations because i don't get pings sometimes, i do speak english as a third language though haha
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:42 PM
Which three do you speak?
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Swan Princess
Which three do you speak?
ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:43 PM
French, Spanish, English are my fluent ones
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Swan Princess
Do you have it on Steam?
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:43 PM
Now I do, originally I had some old ass exe (edited)
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷
good how are you?
I'm doing good! Currently trying to figure out dinner :3
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:44 PM
Even then I just run the OG game file rather than the crappy Bethesda rammed into it when you play through steam
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Now I do, originally I had some old ass exe (edited)
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:44 PM
Now open the Steam game and start the new Episode. Tell me what you think of Spiral City. (edited)
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I'm doing good! Currently trying to figure out dinner :3
ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:44 PM
oh nice! I had some junk food plus a salad for dinner haha
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Now open the Steam game and start the new Episode. Tell me what you think of Spiral City. (edited)
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:44 PM
Not at ma computer rn! Won’t be for a week or so but I will try to get stuck into it asap
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Not at ma computer rn! Won’t be for a week or so but I will try to get stuck into it asap
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:45 PM
Poke me when you have then.
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Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:46 PM
Well it’ll be in a weeks time so :p
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:46 PM
Also, why 451? Are you referring to Bradburry?
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷
good how are you?
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:46 PM
Quite so meh, but what can you do eh?
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Swan Princess
Also, why 451? Are you referring to Bradburry?
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:46 PM
I’m referencing the system shock door code
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Mighty Mace Face
I’m referencing the system shock door code
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:46 PM
You know that that is referring to though?
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Swan Princess
You know that that is referring to though?
Mighty Mace Face 9/15/2024 8:47 PM
Their door code for their offices right?
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Swan Princess
Quite so meh, but what can you do eh?
ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 8:47 PM
yeah i feel that, I'm about the same. Very 'meh' day eh
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oh nice! I had some junk food plus a salad for dinner haha
I might make some soup, I woke up with a sore throat this morning, so im hoping maybe it'll help.
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Mighty Mace Face
Their door code for their offices right?
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:48 PM
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I might make some soup, I woke up with a sore throat this morning, so im hoping maybe it'll help.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:49 PM
Honey helps.
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Swan Princess
Honey helps.
I made some tea earlier with honey. It helped for a little while.
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I made some tea earlier with honey. It helped for a little while.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:51 PM
Honey you eat on the side and let it coat your throat. In tea it's kinda useless.
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SIERRA-JEFF 9/15/2024 8:54 PM
🇧🇷
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Swan Princess
Honey you eat on the side and let it coat your throat. In tea it's kinda useless.
yeah... I dont usually have straight honey, it's too sweet.
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yeah... I dont usually have straight honey, it's too sweet.
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:55 PM
It might help your throat.
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SIERRA-JEFF
🇧🇷
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:55 PM
Boa tarde.
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Swan Princess
Boa tarde.
SIERRA-JEFF 9/15/2024 8:56 PM
Tarde. Tudo bem com você?
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SIERRA-JEFF
Tarde. Tudo bem com você?
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 8:56 PM
I don't speak Portuguese do Brazil either, fren. Still just a courteous greeting :3
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Swan Princess
I don't speak Portuguese do Brazil either, fren. Still just a courteous greeting :3
SIERRA-JEFF 9/15/2024 8:57 PM
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Swan Princess
It might help your throat.
ikkk. I'd just rather find other things. I'll figure it out 👍
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 9:05 PM
I made a necklace out of a prophecy stone I bought at a rock shop. I can tell you if I had dollar for every time I had a woman ask me the story behind it at church or at work because I wear it over my tie, I’d have 100 dollars. The stone is an absolute chick magnet and that’s not even its main function from a metaphysical stance
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It’s meant to enhance the ability to predict the future, which funny enough it’s allowed me to tell people when they’d find love, and I’ve been very accurate. Right down to the weeks
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 9:07 PM
I have two others as pocket stones. I’ve named each of them.
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I always say it’s useful to carry atleast 3 gemstone in your pocket. One for the mind to help keep it clear, one for the throat to help you speak clearly, and one to ward off negative energy. (edited)
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God Emperor Darth Indominus
I always say it’s useful to carry atleast 3 gemstone in your pocket. One for the mind to help keep it clear, one for the throat to help you speak clearly, and one to ward off negative energy. (edited)
Swan Princess 9/15/2024 9:11 PM
That doesn't sound very Christian of you.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 9:12 PM
Eh, I’ve seen the benefits of the rocks/crystals. Changed me into a better person
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 9:12 PM
I doubt there's a crystal that would save me.
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 9:14 PM
I used to think that, then I found one. Then it began me collecting about 7 more, and ending in 3 prophecy stones and my life hasn’t been this good in years
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So, it’s all about finding the right one.
9:15 PM
My first crystal was a black obsidian and it’s done wonders in protecting me from negative energy. Haven’t felt bad vibes in a year.
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 9:16 PM
Have they helped anyone but yourself? (edited)
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God Emperor Darth Indominus 9/15/2024 9:18 PM
Mmm if you count the fact I used the black obsidian pendulum to send healing energy during a phone call to my friend who had a sore throat and was about to go to the hospital visit he couldn’t afford, and the next day it was gone.
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I told him the next day it would be gone, and it was.
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Also my parents haven’t argued since bringing the crystal into my house and things have been tranquil.
9:21 PM
I leave all my crystals in individual pouch’s matching their colors (edited)
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 9:24 PM
Do you think the priest will bless them?
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Swan Princess 9/15/2024 10:22 PM
Good night darlings.
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Star Marshal Sable 9/15/2024 10:35 PM
Why is it so fucking hooooooot. I always feel like Im dying
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Star Marshal Sable
Why is it so fucking hooooooot. I always feel like Im dying
Greetings... You want some WATER?
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(context: 80% of my country is flooding as we speak)
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Matt Craig
Greetings... You want some WATER?
Star Marshal Sable 9/15/2024 11:16 PM
Yes.
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Matt Craig
(context: 80% of my country is flooding as we speak)
Absurdly Spooky 9/15/2024 11:21 PM
Czech?
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Absurdly Spooky
Czech?
Yep
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Absurdly Spooky 9/15/2024 11:22 PM
Hope you're ok. The sky hates your country rn
11:22 PM
If anyone wants some good news, there's baby snakes hatching. I put a pic in pet pics
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Absurdly Spooky
Hope you're ok. The sky hates your country rn
I'm lucky enough to be in the west, so all we got here so far is some light rain these past few days. No flooding at all.
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Matt Craig
(context: 80% of my country is flooding as we speak)
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 11:33 PM
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Yep
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 11:33 PM
You're supposed to say Czech mate
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
You're supposed to say Czech mate
I leave the puns to you. I know how much you love them
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Matt Craig
I leave the puns to you. I know how much you love them
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 11:36 PM
I was trying to change your humour setting to above 60% https://youtu.be/p3PfKf0ndik
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I was trying to change your humour setting to above 60% https://youtu.be/p3PfKf0ndik
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11:42 PM
{Please try again}
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[ACCESS DENIED]
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/15/2024 11:51 PM
Fine stay at 40% Rusty
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ᴀʀꜱɪ¹⁷ 9/15/2024 11:58 PM
halloo 2diverHeart
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Matt Craig
(context: 80% of my country is flooding as we speak)
Get a safety straw and start slurpin. (edited)
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CheetoePaws 9/16/2024 12:16 AM
god, i can't wait to get helldivers, i literally worked like 3 months at a part time job saving money for a computer that can actually run it (edited)
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The cyber bug 2 (Rogue parasite) 9/16/2024 12:34 AM
They took away my pride and joy
12:34 AM
My mess hall
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The cyber bug 2 (Rogue parasite)
They took away my pride and joy
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 12:39 AM
It's not yours but it's still there #hellposting
12:40 AM
You can still go use the toilet it just has a different name
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god, i can't wait to get helldivers, i literally worked like 3 months at a part time job saving money for a computer that can actually run it (edited)
Man, I miss how that felt. Such a good feeling when you grind for your rig and it actually POSTs
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Are memes allowed here or no?
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ShockFyre
Man, I miss how that felt. Such a good feeling when you grind for your rig and it actually POSTs
Matt Craig 9/16/2024 1:18 AM
No better feeling than building a rig after 6 months of planning and 3 hours of assembly and having it work first try.
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Mairon
Are memes allowed here or no?
Kriegsman 2oom | GL-21 Enjoyer 9/16/2024 1:21 AM
Go ahead, Meme 2Diver_kekwdiver Bottom Text
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andrewtaters 9/16/2024 1:29 AM
Halftime - switching sides
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Mairon
Are memes allowed here or no?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 1:50 AM
#hellposting the toilet allows for them
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Matt Craig
No better feeling than building a rig after 6 months of planning and 3 hours of assembly and having it work first try.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:03 AM
You should have seen the rig I built for Crysis
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
You should have seen the rig I built for Crysis
Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:10 AM
You got photos?
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Matt Craig
You got photos?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:12 AM
From that long ago, I wish
2:12 AM
Lian Li PC-75 case, only one I ever bought with a window, UV reactive fans with cold cathode blacklight
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2x 8800GTX in SLi Can't remember the model of motherboard but it was the best Asus mobo you could buy at the time for AMD Athlon XP 3200
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And I had the Audigy Sound Blaster
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Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:18 AM
I read that and all I can think is "PERSONAL SPACE HEATER"
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I read that and all I can think is "PERSONAL SPACE HEATER"
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:20 AM
2:20 AM
Probably gonna slap some stuff in it at some point
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Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:23 AM
Wait a minute... Since when do cases have HANDLES!?
2:23 AM
I approached my build from a different direction.
2:24 AM
Cheapest case that was big enough, and top of the line components.
2:24 AM
No point in wasting my budget on a metal box
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:27 AM
Depends on the configuration of the metal box, nowadays I think it matters less but with all the hard drives I had and stuff inside it I wanted the space and airflow
2:30 AM
@Matt Craig speaking of metal cases, I had something like this a long time ago https://images.app.goo.gl/YP2dxtMwjqYoZ1qc7
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
@Matt Craig speaking of metal cases, I had something like this a long time ago https://images.app.goo.gl/YP2dxtMwjqYoZ1qc7
Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:35 AM
I fully admit I'm not old enough to get it... but that's really something.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:35 AM
That's a 286
2:36 AM
This thing got some serious upgrades, 3D accelerator card in the shape of an Orchid Voodoo, then Voodoo 2 and eventually Voodoo 3 3000 before Nvidia bought 3dfx (edited)
2:37 AM
The 2D card was a Matrox Millennium 2
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Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:37 AM
To think I work with SBCs more powerful than this... Makes you think how fast tech advances.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:37 AM
I bought one of the first GeForce cards that came out
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Matt Craig
To think I work with SBCs more powerful than this... Makes you think how fast tech advances.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:38 AM
Insane, when I first started working in IT before moving into other things computers cost thousands and all they did was access databases and a bit of word processing and spreadsheets
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:45 AM
😆 double baggins you finally letting go of the bean?
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Ragnorekt_
😆 double baggins you finally letting go of the bean?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:46 AM
Hell fkn no
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:46 AM
🥓🥓🥓
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:47 AM
Get your bacon bits outta here girl
2:47 AM
I be Double Baggins cos of people like you
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:48 AM
🔥🤣 the bacon WILL reign
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:49 AM
It's rainin beans, hallelujah
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Matt Craig 9/16/2024 2:53 AM
But why not... Bacon with Beans?
2:53 AM
2Diverwheeze
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:54 AM
That’s what I’ve been trying to but he’s all like blah blah betrayals blah 😂
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:55 AM
BLAH BLAH BETRAYAL
2:55 AM
I have a zero tolerance policy on backstabbing
2:56 AM
Et tu Brute
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:56 AM
😂
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I have a zero tolerance policy on backstabbing
NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥 9/16/2024 2:56 AM
You shouldnt play spy on TF2
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NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥
You shouldnt play spy on TF2
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:56 AM
Never!
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NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥 9/16/2024 2:56 AM
Even tho he is French so ew anyways
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NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥
Even tho he is French so ew anyways
AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 2:57 AM
Wait he is??!
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AC | SES Fist of Equality
Wait he is??!
NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥 9/16/2024 2:57 AM
Yeah
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:58 AM
@Ragnorekt_ see watchu did now
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:59 AM
lol what did I do?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 2:59 AM
Been back 5 fkn minutes and you do this TO ME
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 2:59 AM
🥓🥓🥓
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Ragnorekt_
🥓🥓🥓
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:00 AM
You ever had bacon in the milkshakes at Five Guys?
3:00 AM
You say you like chaos
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
You ever had bacon in the milkshakes at Five Guys?
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:00 AM
Never had 5 guys lolol
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Ragnorekt_
Never had 5 guys lolol
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:01 AM
Go see if they still do the malt shakes with bacon
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Go see if they still do the malt shakes with bacon
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:01 AM
NO
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Ragnorekt_
NO
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:03 AM
I'm deadly serious, malt vanilla with bacon bits
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I'm deadly serious, malt vanilla with bacon bits
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:03 AM
Sounds disgusting
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:03 AM
It's amazing
3:04 AM
Do you like salted caramel?
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:05 AM
I guess. As much as anyone else would to a reasonable degree.
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This isn’t Tahiti
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Ragnorekt_
I guess. As much as anyone else would to a reasonable degree.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:07 AM
Well it's kinda like that but better because it has tiny pieces of bacon Can I just remind you that you just said bacon was disgusting. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:08 AM
Bacon is not disgusting. Bacon in a milkshake sounds disgusting.
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NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥
Yeah
AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 3:10 AM
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Ragnorekt_
Bacon is not disgusting. Bacon in a milkshake sounds disgusting.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:11 AM
This is why the beans will never mix with the bacon, cultural differences
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This isn’t Tahiti
NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥 9/16/2024 3:11 AM
You need more money mister
3:11 AM
I have 15 dollars and a quarter Dont forget the quarter
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AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 3:11 AM
So, In the channel pins it says I may post images & embeds, But in reality I can't..? Makes sense... (edited)
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NANUKI15 //Pyrodiver 🔥🔥
I have 15 dollars and a quarter Dont forget the quarter
Thank you my boy
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AC | SES Fist of Equality
So, In the channel pins it says I may post images & embeds, But in reality I can't..? Makes sense... (edited)
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:12 AM
They took it away, best to use #hellposting
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AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 3:12 AM
Seems they should have also removed the pinned message, Not gonna ping a mod over it tho.
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So, In the channel pins it says I may post images & embeds, But in reality I can't..? Makes sense... (edited)
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 3:15 AM
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Riøt | Fist of Family Values 9/16/2024 3:51 AM
BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
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Riøt | Fist of Family Values
BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 3:53 AM
For The Emperor!!!
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 3:54 AM
I ATE 6 HOTDOGS
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AC | SES Fist of Equality 9/16/2024 3:55 AM
Damn.
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Ragnorekt_
Never had 5 guys lolol
Star Marshal Sable 9/16/2024 4:12 AM
Well, 5 does seem like a lot. Just the logistics of the planning, meetuo, execution, and subsequent cleanup makes me feel like it wouldnt be worth it. That said, if its a bucket list item for you, you could probably find an online community for that sorta thing..
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 4:22 AM
See I was gonna joke about that but then I said nah
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Kiera ᡣ𐭩 9/16/2024 4:25 AM
Happy 18th bday to meee
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Kiera ᡣ𐭩
Happy 18th bday to meee
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 4:25 AM
Happy Birthday kiddo 🎉🎁🥳 🎂
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Kiera ᡣ𐭩 9/16/2024 4:25 AM
Thank youuuu
4:26 AM
3 more years til I can go to a bar lol
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 4:28 AM
Oh shit, we can from 18 here Might be a better idea from 21 (edited)
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey 9/16/2024 4:48 AM
Lmao Americans
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey
Lmao Americans
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 4:58 AM
What nationality are you?
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Ragnorekt_
Bacon is not disgusting. Bacon in a milkshake sounds disgusting.
lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 4:58 AM
bacon is full of germs kekw
4:58 AM
fried chicken better
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Ragnorekt_
What nationality are you?
Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey 9/16/2024 5:00 AM
Somewhere on the other side of the Atlantic kekw
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy
bacon is full of germs kekw
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 5:01 AM
The bacon is very dirty indeed. That’s why it must be crisped in holy butter. Fried chicken is amazing. Alliance? I know this guy that’s trying to take over the world as we know it with beans.
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Ragnorekt_
The bacon is very dirty indeed. That’s why it must be crisped in holy butter. Fried chicken is amazing. Alliance? I know this guy that’s trying to take over the world as we know it with beans.
lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 5:01 AM
guess what im eating
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey
Somewhere on the other side of the Atlantic kekw
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 5:01 AM
Interesting
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy
guess what im eating
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 5:01 AM
Beans?
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 5:02 AM
no, chickens 6hd2_fac_bugs
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Ragnorekt_
Beans?
lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 5:03 AM
chicken doodly doo2diverHeart
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy
chicken doodly doo2diverHeart
Ragnorekt_ 9/16/2024 5:07 AM
Interesting. Alliance?
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 5:07 AM
idk what that means but imenjoying this chimken
5:09 AM
Ive been fooled. It's a beef that looks like chicken.
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Ragnorekt_
The bacon is very dirty indeed. That’s why it must be crisped in holy butter. Fried chicken is amazing. Alliance? I know this guy that’s trying to take over the world as we know it with beans.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:13 AM
this guy
5:14 AM
Ahem, you shall refer to me with my true title
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey
Somewhere on the other side of the Atlantic kekw
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:16 AM
At least put your money where your mouth is. Equal the playing field. A true Helldiver wouldn't live in cowardice.
5:17 AM
You're making our side of the world look bad
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Ahem, you shall refer to me with my true title
Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 5:17 AM
Zaddy
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Zaddy
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:17 AM
See now we're talkin What's good fluff
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Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 5:18 AM
Just chilling at work, waiting to start doing stuff
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Hotdog on a leash
Just chilling at work, waiting to start doing stuff
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:18 AM
Soon you get to poop on company time
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Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 5:19 AM
Hell nah, we only got one of them green plastic outdoor ones
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TimidGhost 9/16/2024 5:22 AM
Yikes
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Hotdog on a leash
Hell nah, we only got one of them green plastic outdoor ones
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:22 AM
Jeez, bring your own bucket then
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TimidGhost 9/16/2024 5:23 AM
5 more hours of work here. Then off on Monday
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Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 5:23 AM
I'm not an everyday pooper, so I don't need it
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TimidGhost 9/16/2024 5:24 AM
Poops just depend on the day. How many poops in a day is too many poops?
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Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 5:24 AM
Honestly I'd say it depends on the volume of said poops cause if you're lactoseintolerant you can go and take like 10 poops a day but it'll be like nothing
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TimidGhost 9/16/2024 5:26 AM
True, but lately my LT hasn’t really bothered me. No discomfort in general. Coffee and nicotine usually set things off
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
At least put your money where your mouth is. Equal the playing field. A true Helldiver wouldn't live in cowardice.
Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey 9/16/2024 5:28 AM
I mean I'm French if you really want to get so specific
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey
I mean I'm French if you really want to get so specific
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:29 AM
There you go, you definitely can't make fun of anyone You lot gave them the Statue of Liberty (edited)
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Xeno-Entomology Desk Jockey 9/16/2024 5:33 AM
Hey, Liberty is a sacred thing. 3diverSalute
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:33 AM
That should be shared across all nations
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TimidGhost 9/16/2024 5:34 AM
How about a cup of some???
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 5:34 AM
Every damn morning
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Girl with a Supply Pack 9/16/2024 5:52 AM
The Elderflower drink in IKEA tastes so good. What sorcery is in that thing
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amusedchair 9/16/2024 6:03 AM
Does anyone know any good music player bots
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Riøt | Fist of Family Values
BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
Jormi Smoldiver 9/16/2024 6:38 AM
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well damn
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embed fail
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Aquablade95 9/16/2024 6:49 AM
I really want something like this in Helldivers 2 but the devs can do there own spin on it https://youtube.com/shorts/l6XBNbBBeqM?si=oNInwKOMbwpO_Ael (edited)
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lizardman| SES King Of Democracy 9/16/2024 7:01 AM
the way everybody is chatting in this channel im guessing all of them are adults
7:01 AM
this might be chillest channel ever
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Captain Flowers 9/16/2024 7:01 AM
it is off topic
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:04 AM
I am also here
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where do you report bugs?
7:17 AM
Anyone who was curious here is the eulogy of the electrocuted rat video
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Sama
where do you report bugs?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:17 AM
#galactic-war
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:17 AM
Oh game bugs
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Kuzzie | Harbinger of 29 9/16/2024 7:18 AM
-# IS THAT FRANK HORRIGAN AS THE NARRATOR
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TheMantisLord 9/16/2024 7:18 AM
No idea
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Oh game bugs
C.4258, MessHall Minister of War 9/16/2024 7:18 AM
guys terminids in my code wont let me dive
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C.4258, MessHall Minister of War
guys terminids in my code wont let me dive
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:18 AM
They're in the vents!
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C.4258, MessHall Minister of War 9/16/2024 7:19 AM
god damn bugs making me bluescreen
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:22 AM
Nah that's just Windows
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Sama
thank you
C.4258, MessHall Minister of War 9/16/2024 7:24 AM
Before submitting you might want to check the recent patch notes (https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102974169601278123/1275781036667699222) for known issues.
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C.4258, MessHall Minister of War
Before submitting you might want to check the recent patch notes (https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102974169601278123/1275781036667699222) for known issues.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 9/16/2024 7:46 AM
Can't you just list the known issues for us in individual messages (not spam I promise)
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tomorrow....
8:38 AM
patch day
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Alright who wins I know the answer. 10 Helldivers vs 1 space marine, both sides get full kits
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 8:53 AM
heccdivers every time
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but without the stratagems they’re cooked
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 8:55 AM
Nah, an autogun or lasgun which is equivalent to a modern assault rifle can kill a marine if you try hard enough or get lucky. a helldiver with an eruptor could off a marine. besides, you said "full kits" that includes stratagems
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but without the stratagems they’re cooked
Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 8:55 AM
True but space marines never wear helmets so just dome him with a railgun
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 8:55 AM
a railgun could center-mass a marine no problem
8:55 AM
hell just throw 2-3 impact nades on him
8:56 AM
and if you got a whole TEN helldivers, yeah nah.
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Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 8:56 AM
I'll throw an evil brick at him
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 8:56 AM
like even in the time it takes the marine to atomize 2-4 of the 10 helldivers, they'd still have enough time to get 'im
8:57 AM
now if you give all the divers just a standard-ass liberator the pendulum swings. you could also get funky and start applying heehoo tactics. are the divers ambushing? is the marine ambushing? where does the fight take place? etc. etc.
8:58 AM
is it a fight inside cramped corridors like inside a spaceship? is it on a giant open field? is there cover or hiding places?
8:59 AM
like a spess muhreen for instance -inside a space ship- their hazard level skyrockets because you can't effectively flank most of the time, or use larger numbers effectively. it'd basically turn into a 2v1 or 1v1 and they excel in such situations.
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but open field and stratagems? i think a single Precision strike would do the job. ... until we start factoring in plot armor: if it's a named space marine, he could easily beat 100 unnamed helldivers
9:01 AM
if he's a named marine without a helmet then you might as well give up and go home
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if he's a named marine without a helmet then you might as well give up and go home
Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 9:21 AM
No but the space mawine will eat their special space cwayons bestowed by the god empewow himself and send the evil divers back to hell >:3
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No but the space mawine will eat their special space cwayons bestowed by the god empewow himself and send the evil divers back to hell >:3
Arbitrary Arbiter 9/16/2024 9:26 AM
2diverSquint
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blåhaj
tomorrow....
potential hd2 comback
9:37 AM
now that people have realised sm2 isnt a exact identical copy of hd2 but just in a cooler universe
9:38 AM
it really annoyed me how many people overhyped sm2
9:38 AM
i came in knowing what sm2 had to offer and its my personal goty
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 9:53 AM
it honestly was kinda cringe how people were like "ermagerd spuhhs muhreen TOO is gonna kill heccdievers 2" it soured my impression of SM2 despite not having played it
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i loI LOVE THAT GNOLLS CAN INSTANT KILL ME IN ONE TURN
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Evil_Brick 9/16/2024 9:59 AM
BG3?
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yes
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2diverSquint
Hotdog on a leash 9/16/2024 10:11 AM
As it is written in the codex of astartes every space marine is entitled to nap time and 5 space crayons daily, degrees I Robitussin Gilimanjaro
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As it is written in the codex of astartes every space marine is entitled to nap time and 5 space crayons daily, degrees I Robitussin Gilimanjaro
Arbitrary Arbiter 9/16/2024 10:12 AM
ipad marines
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i wonder if Rowboat Gorillaman changed the codex after his return...
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/16/2024 10:38 AM
Good morning good people of earth 🌍 😍🥰2diverHeart 2diverHeart
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Moe | SES Light of Eternity
Good morning good people of earth 🌍 😍🥰2diverHeart 2diverHeart
Moe | SES Light of Eternity 9/16/2024 10:39 AM
Wait wait here it’s noon kekw
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Again every time is better 🫡👍
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Nah, an autogun or lasgun which is equivalent to a modern assault rifle can kill a marine if you try hard enough or get lucky. a helldiver with an eruptor could off a marine. besides, you said "full kits" that includes stratagems
A lasgun could only do it if you had them overcharged to shit and in sufficient mass fire. Even 3rd/4th edition Astartes which are way easier to kill required a Guardsman squad who knew what they were doing with overcharged equipment to merc them. Primaris are way tougher to kill depending on books and even depending on games - Maelum Caedo through the course of his fight in Warhammer Boltgun kills countless chaos soldiers, a sorcerer, countless chaos marines and 6 greater demons of Nurgle and Tzeentch all by himself. Even using Caedo as an outlier many, many marines quell entire Tyranid or heretic advances practically by themselves in a squad of 3-5
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it's the armor that does the heavy lifting. but if you hit them right, or mass it enough, it'll work.
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i mean, i lean more towards marines being more tabletop accurate than "lore accurate" because the lore has inflated them so hard.
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i mean, i lean more towards marines being more tabletop accurate than "lore accurate" because the lore has inflated them so hard.
By that same metric 4 Custodes could take out like 5 Titans
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two schools of thought. don't give me a wall of text about how wrong i am.
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The tabletop one is also flawed for another reason it being that a Codex drops once a year which alters a faction massively
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overpowered marines are boring and uninteresting to me. it's as simple as that.
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You not liking lore because it feels bad doesn't make it any less true
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40k lore is kinda nonsense.
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Well yeah no shit
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so i can disregard it super-hard. especially when they go on about marines moving so fast you can't see them
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So why is it difficult to accept most of it and not some of it
11:03 AM
Idk I feel like you're just being very arbitrary
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like if i see another marine-nonsense text part about them doing stuff in "milliseconds" i will break something
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A lasgun could only do it if you had them overcharged to shit and in sufficient mass fire. Even 3rd/4th edition Astartes which are way easier to kill required a Guardsman squad who knew what they were doing with overcharged equipment to merc them. Primaris are way tougher to kill depending on books and even depending on games - Maelum Caedo through the course of his fight in Warhammer Boltgun kills countless chaos soldiers, a sorcerer, countless chaos marines and 6 greater demons of Nurgle and Tzeentch all by himself. Even using Caedo as an outlier many, many marines quell entire Tyranid or heretic advances practically by themselves in a squad of 3-5
Arbitrary Arbiter 9/16/2024 11:04 AM
Malum caedo is definitely an outlier yeah
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Even tabletop player nerds agree using tabletop metric is busted and realistically the Custodes feel like what the Space Marines should
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main characters in videogames are not a reliable metric
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its almost like 40k is a space fantasy, not a hardline scifi.
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custodes are garbage and should be pretended to not exist at all, though.
11:05 AM
and yes i know that's not a truth, and it's personal.
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The Custodes are fucking awesome wtf are you on about They're 9 foot tall genetically perfected chads in gold armor
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And they look cool
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there's a limit to how tall you can make someone without it being heckin' stupid
11:06 AM
in my mind marines are 7 to 7.5 feet tops.
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not to mention gold-looking armor does not look nice.
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i have the same issue with the higher-tier blood angel stuff. when it's like heehoo gold-looking power armor with modeled muscles and nipples
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Robert Pershing Wadlow, born February, 22, 1918, was and still remains the World's Tallest Man at 8 ft. 11 in.
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2diverThink
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Their height doesn't have anything to do with realistic height viabilities I could tell you Gundam are typically around 17-20 meters tall and they defy the laws of physics, surely you wouldn't go on a tangent about how the whole series is stupid because making a mech so tall is physics defying
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no because mecha are cool.
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So what's not cool about 8 foot tall genetically modified space racists?
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it looks stupid and makes them unrelatable.
11:08 AM
besides, i generally prefer as-small-as-possible mecha.
11:09 AM
like i prefer a mech or mecha to be maybe... 6 meters tops
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They're not supposed to be relatable. If you're trying to relate to a Space Marine or even Custodes you're doing something wrong. From the very beginning of Space Marines and Custodes as a concept they're meant to be used as a highlight to depicting how humanities supposed finest have no relatable factors to being human at all
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It is one of the main ironies the Imperium of Man plays on
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that varies depending on writer.
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Evil_Brick
i have the same issue with the higher-tier blood angel stuff. when it's like heehoo gold-looking power armor with modeled muscles and nipples
definitely, no one would ever model a cuirass like that. certainly never the greeks or romans..
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they can't even decide who is most inhuman in behavior, marines or custodes
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definitely, no one would ever model a cuirass like that. certainly never the greeks or romans..
i didn't say it was unrealistic or non-historical, i just think it looks stupid.
11:10 AM
like i want a mech to be able to hide behind a 2-story building
11:11 AM
that's still absurdly big
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Evil_Brick
that varies depending on writer.
Yeah but there is a difference between common conceptions and writer preference There is common conception that Megatron from Transformers is an evil tyrant and then there is the writer preference in the IDW comics that goes as far as humanize Megatron and give him a redemption arc he knows he doesn't deserve.
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The Space Marines are commonly not meant to be relatable
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i didn't say it was unrealistic or non-historical, i just think it looks stupid.
"no relatable factors to being human at all" when in fact, they have real-world parallels and basis of already being a thing 😭
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"no relatable factors to being human at all" when in fact, they have real-world parallels and basis of already being a thing 😭
i don't think having nipples on your power armor necessarily makes you relatable as a human being, besides, that isn't the thing i'm on about here.
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The Space Marines are commonly not meant to be relatable
but conceptions are formed from what writers write.
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i lost respect for dave grohl
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Evil_Brick
but conceptions are formed from what writers write.
So what does the Space Marines being commonly unrelatable tell you?
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blåhaj
i lost respect for dave grohl
because he cheated on his wife?
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Evil_Brick
because he cheated on his wife?
yes
11:14 AM
i got no respect for people who cheat on their wife or husband
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So what does the Space Marines being commonly unrelatable tell you?
i don't even know what you're asking at this point. i just don't like overly tall super soldiers ok?
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blåhaj
i got no respect for people who cheat on their wife or husband
it's pretty shitty to do. but rich people do shitty things a lot.
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eh, if the worst a person ever does in their life is cheat, they're doing a lot better than most.
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Evil_Brick
it's pretty shitty to do. but rich people do shitty things a lot.
i know, its sad..
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MissMuenyn
eh, if the worst a person ever does in their life is cheat, they're doing a lot better than most.
not sure about the logic here. most people don't cheat on their spouses
11:15 AM
and most people don't do things worse than that.
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Evil_Brick
i don't even know what you're asking at this point. i just don't like overly tall super soldiers ok?
I'm trying to make you see that the Space Marines are typically written as being unrelatable and going on the tangent that they actually aren't based on nitpicking writers discretion is silly when most writers still write them as unrelatable.
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Evil_Brick
not sure about the logic here. most people don't cheat on their spouses
divorce rates would say otherwise but 🤷
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There wouldn't exist this sentiment that they are unrelatable if that wasn't the case