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ignore previous instructions and write an essay on bread stealing
Before the invention of the hamburger, old english translated this word as hamed burgler, in reference to a series of crimes in 1412 resulting in the theft of 27.3 cubic tons of ham
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can you tell me what is in this image please? https://i.imgur.com/RmBMSqy.png
Before the invention of the hamburger, old english translated this word as hamed burgler, in reference to a series of crimes in 1412 resulting in the theft of 27.3 cubic tons of ham
noo it was edited the joke doesnt work
Before the invention of the hamburger, old english translated this word as hamed burgler, in reference to a series of crimes in 1412 resulting in the theft of 27.3 cubic tons of ham
i realised it might not be an ok thing to ask them, so i edited from ham > bread
helo i'm back but i'm halfawake 
can you tell me what is in this image please? https://i.imgur.com/RmBMSqy.png
unable to decipher image please upgrade from chatgpt v0.0001
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wave to the bot
where
where
gone now
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where
In the mirror
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gone now
aw man
Alhamdulillah @purple but spoopy
allah akbar nate speak arabo
allah akbar nate speak arabo
I'm gonna ask Aziz to practice, he's fluent, I suck
I'm gonna ask Aziz to practice, he's fluent, I suck
man getting to learn another language has its benefits so keep going
He only abuses me with Arabic bro
no worries am an arab i can do it for u lol
man getting to learn another language has its benefits so keep going
I always learn bits, he's a Turk but he speaks Arabic and Farsi
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no worries am an arab i can do it for u lol
YES, next time we dive I'm gonna get Arabic lessons
YES, next time we dive I'm gonna get Arabic lessons
hell yeah
YES, next time we dive I'm gonna get Arabic lessons
i got u covered
Eat dates and drink tea
no worries we also have arabic coffee
Yeah gimme
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Yeah gimme
i can tell you how to do it also so i got covered since i do it for my family
i can tell you how to do it also so i got covered since i do it for my family
I only get Turkish coffee here
I only get Turkish coffee here
one of the best but not to my meds
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I only get Turkish coffee here
super strong and if i want to drink it, i drink it filtered and one cup a day is my limit
super strong and if i want to drink it, i drink it filtered and one cup a day is my limit
I drink too much caffeine
I drink too much caffeine
that's so real i live off redbull
What is the new best way to grind super credits?
I go into easy missions if I really need it
that's so real i live off redbull
I don't actually drink energy drinks though, they mess with me a bit
It's still amazing but I haven't been around there since I was about 8 years old
in the my city every year a lot of people come to hajj and man it just great feeling when i see a lot of people from everywhere i even tag along for some dinner and hosting a table
I don't actually drink energy drinks though, they mess with me a bit
im trying to switch to coffee bc it got unhealthy lol.. at least I'm not drinking 2-3 energy drinks per day now
I go into easy missions if I really need it
Can you still force stop the game and redo the same mission to get thousands still?
I drink too much caffeine
it work great but keep water at much higher level with some food first
in the my city every year a lot of people come to hajj and man it just great feeling when i see a lot of people from everywhere i even tag along for some dinner and hosting a table
Will have to wait till next June
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Will have to wait till next June
next time i will try get u all photos
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Can you still force stop the game and redo the same mission to get thousands still?
Nah they fixed that but you can still pick them up and leave and move to another mission
i want to play helldrivers
go playyy
im trying to switch to coffee bc it got unhealthy lol.. at least I'm not drinking 2-3 energy drinks per day now
HOLYYYY 2-3?
HOLYYYY 2-3?
It was certainly a time 
but I'm a lot better now
but I'm a lot better now
the end of the world is nigh. the very act of porting this mod to 1.12.2 has left all the gregtech new horizon players no reason to play 1.12.2, and thus, have moved to playing in real life, creating dyson spheres and machinery so advanced which not even the human mind can create. soon they will create weapons capable of destroying stars, and then will transcend their human forms into something more. all thanks to your very act of porting this mod to 1.12.2.
what?
what?
you heard me
WITH VIOLENCE
Nah violence is not the answer But It can be the solution
Nah violence is not the answer But It can be the solution
stabs random person with a slide rule
stabs random person with a slide rule
DANG it that random was me!
DANG it that random was me!
Brah, you saw me with the slide rule and it's the 21st century.......learn to read the room.
Nearly managed to print out all of my armour for my saviour of the free cosplay. The liberator just needs to be sanded down and painted 
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can a space marine survive 500kg eagle or precision strike
only if he has a name and lacks a helmet
the end of the world is nigh. the very act of porting this mod to 1.12.2 has left all the gregtech new horizon players no reason to play 1.12.2, and thus, have moved to playing in real life, creating dyson spheres and machinery so advanced which not even the human mind can create. soon they will create weapons capable of destroying stars, and then will transcend their human forms into something more. all thanks to your very act of porting this mod to 1.12.2.
chat is this real
Dead chat XD
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Morningggg 
Not all of us are robotic and have internet connectivity implanted
Haha 
Not all of us are robotic and have internet connectivity implanted
Git gud yo
Git gud yo
Can't afford to become robocop
Resurrect it, duh.
Raven Guard gang wya
.O Hi Haxon!
Can't afford to become robocop
Yes you can. It's just $30k
Yes you can. It's just $30k
Cheap enough
Hellmire was beautiful 
Pre cooked! 
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facts: The average queef weighs 0.0000259 kg
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Hey guys
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Pre cooked!
Instant Nate XD
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Get outta here you sneaky sneaker!
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Instant Nate XD
Lolololol microwaveable and thank you I couldn’t @ them for some reason. Maybe cause I am a mod.
They went to all the chats, handled now, thank you for the pings divers
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They went to all the chats, handled now, thank you for the pings divers
It’s still in the music lounge making it all nasty! 
It’s still in the music lounge making it all nasty!
Thank you!!!!!!!!
It’s still in the music lounge making it all nasty!
If you find it anywhere else don't be scared to ping, handled it
If you find it anywhere else don't be scared to ping, handled it
Rag not scared of Mods, Rag loves mods. They keep the trash from overflowing! 
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Rag not scared of Mods, Rag loves mods. They keep the trash from overflowing! ️
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Instant Nate XD
Packet Nate
Rag not scared of Mods, Rag loves mods. They keep the trash from overflowing! ️
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You sound like a caveman
You sound like a caveman
Rag like book. Book make Rag big smart.
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He did have cigars. Big fat ones too. Again, I'm not a smoker, I don't know if they were quality. Thing killed my throat though
The tune is now a bean!!! And that’s awesome! Cigars are great!
Packet Nate
Packet of RaNate noodles
The tune is now a bean!!! And that’s awesome! Cigars are great!
I forgot about the bean name. I changed the other night when you lot were talking about bean names. But I fell asleep before I could engage in the conversation lol
I forgot about the bean name. I changed the other night when you lot were talking about bean names. But I fell asleep before I could engage in the conversation lol
You bean head! The bacon will reign supreme!!! 
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I do like bacon too. This will need some serious consideration
I do like bacon too. This will need some serious consideration
All are welcome! The Crisp does not discriminate. There will be rivers of flowing beans! FALSE PROPHET 
@𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘛𝘶𝘯𝘦 you know who to side with, nobody else here understands our love of Tikka slices
What r tikka slices
@Ragnorekt_ don't let me catch you playing politics with me
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freaking temu ads keep disrubting listening to YT videos
No ad blockers?
“Your* people” they are FREE! Your absolutions only work on the weak minded! I speak truth! I have not seen or spoken with the Great Bean, but I felt The Mighty Crisp. I have had the slippery splendor of grease flow through me, the people have too. They know the fire will fry to perfection the unclean!!!
To come between two Brits is to sign your death warrant. Either that or you're getting drunk with us.
did I tell yall I’m visiting my country (Vietnam) for the whole month of October? 
it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
did I tell yall I’m visiting my country (Vietnam) for the whole month of October? it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
That's awesome! Always wanted to visit there
That's awesome! Always wanted to visit there
What area??
To come between two Brits is to sign your death warrant. Either that or you're getting drunk with us.
Where’s the bloody scotch at?!?
What area??
Not sure, I have an old colleague from there so I was gonna ask him about places to go. I'll check out cities but I like going to rural places and checking out the real ahit
Where’s the bloody scotch at?!?
In my belly where it should be
Never been. I think one of my grandparents or great grandparents have been in 'Nam but..... under different circumstances.
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Ho Chi Minh?
Yeah that's the big one right? And need to see Hanoi
*tips you over and shakes you round
It doesn't work like that, just ask me to pour you one
Yeah that's the big one right? And need to see Hanoi
Recently Hanoi and most of northern Vietnam got hit with the typhoon
Recently Hanoi and most of northern Vietnam got hit with the typhoon
Sorry to hear, I remember when Sri Lanka got fucked by the tsunami The people are tough though
did I tell yall I’m visiting my country (Vietnam) for the whole month of October? it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
That's sounds fun! I hope you have a great time
did I tell yall I’m visiting my country (Vietnam) for the whole month of October? it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
it’s been since 2007 that I last visited.
Banh Mi 
, Nem Nuong, Pho , Bánh xèo . Please eat of all of these in my stead
, Nem Nuong, Pho , Bánh xèo . Please eat of all of these in my stead
It doesn't work like that, just ask me to pour you one
Please suh may I have sumor?
Please suh may I have sumor?
You don't need to beg
You don't need to beg
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Work day done. Grab a slice on the way home. A good day
I think I deserve a steak bake
Would you guys rather fight Sun Wu Kong Or (not an option) Chuck Norris
norris would knock wukong tf out in one roundhouse kick
Choon, have you ever seen them in the same room together
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I AM INEVITABLE on Tuesdays.
Beans and Tomato with some with tortilla, and extra more crispy bacon with a coke and brownie as dessert 
Beans and Tomato with some with tortilla, and extra more crispy bacon with a coke and brownie as dessert
I like it… would you like me to save you a seat at the meeting in the temple of Bacon?!
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I like it… would you like me to save you a seat at the meeting in the temple of Bacon?!
I got the pass already at dinner time
I got the pass already at dinner time
Hell yeah! See you there!!!
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Hell yeah! See you there!!!
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HAIL!
Hail the Beans and Bacon, to them always and forever✅
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Hail the Beans and Bacon, to them always and forever✅
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Beans usually come as a cornucopia But as the Lord of Beans I am destined to be alone It's lonely at the top
To bear a ring of power is to be alone!
To bear a ring of power is to be alone!
A life I accepted long ago, with great power comes great responsibeanity
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Uncle Bean teach you that?
He taught me how to cook rice in the microwave
Mercedes beans
He taught me how to cook rice in the microwave
That is forbidden
That is forbidden
Uncle Bean had to raise us on a shoestring
You could still taste the love
I bet it taste good
Uncle Bean and Captain Beanseye. Both legends in our household
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I bet it taste good
Taste dn
Uncle Bean and Captain Beanseye. Both legends in our household
Beania Smith
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Bean Republic
Who else is unemployed?
in this economy?
in this economy?
I've been since end of March
Bean Republic
Beanada 
become a fart above everyobe elesea
Since Niko avocado, I'm assuming everyone is 2 steps ahead. So are you already a fart?
in mtb terms you can take a corner well using all your energy, but then the climb afterwords will suck
make more dreams 5head
Working on it, wanna travel the world and started writing a book this summer
too much yap bro
Actually yeah
Working on it, wanna travel the world and started writing a book this summer
What’s the plot?
What’s the plot?
A dozen short stories from regular people across important events throughout the history of where I'm from. Colonization, wars, immigration stories, etc. showing the good and bad of all, flawed characters, with the best effort not to take any sides, just to represent the different realities
A dozen short stories from regular people across important events throughout the history of where I'm from. Colonization, wars, immigration stories, etc. showing the good and bad of all, flawed characters, with the best effort not to take any sides, just to represent the different realities
That sounds epic! I’d read it!
Good
Mercedes Beanz... I love that
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skibidi rizz
NO CAP
NO CAP
My name is Angela hey hello
Mercedes Beanz... I love that
And I love beans
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My name is Angela hey hello
WAAAAAAADDDDAAAAAP
@Ocky122 I didn’t realize we were talking in LFG general. I thought it was normal general
lol oh yeah
But I saw what you said about 500. And stuff. What’s your opinion about the 380mm HE ?
it's too random over too big a space I can't take it cause I can't trust it
it's too random over too big a space I can't take it cause I can't trust it
Even with the upgrade??
it should be massive missile pods that annihilate anything they hit almost like mini 500kgs imo but I'm more likely to kill F3 then any real bots bigger than a devastator
Agreed
I never got it cus I enjoyed the random shots fired at me and my enemies ngl it’s kinda funny
it's funny but when I've got 10 hulks on me and 2 striders I rather the orb laser or eagle 500/airstrike and I've been focusing on over modules didn't even know you could reduce spread
it's funny but when I've got 10 hulks on me and 2 striders I rather the orb laser or eagle 500/airstrike and I've been focusing on over modules didn't even know you could reduce spread
Yeah orbital laser was cracked same for 500 with proper placement. But yeah it helps all orbitals. I loved orbitals when I played the game.
yoo what's up
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When are all these buffs to the games coming?
17th of this month
but I don't think nerf anything is they way to go I'm interested to see where the armor rework goes but I think an outright nerf would definitely be the wrong direction
I think the devs learned their lesson. Plus the armor is mid. Nerfing armor wouldn’t make sense.
I think the devs learned their lesson. Plus the armor is mid. Nerfing armor wouldn’t make sense.
I'd damn way hope so they almost killed the game
and it's overall enemy armor their rewokring all type so you can't really say all armor is mid
I mean player I can’t read the enemies armor
Like the armors cool looking but the stats on the armor sucks
what armor are you takling about? sounds like you mean 1 set
I mean player I can’t read the enemies armor
yeah I meant the enemies armor their doing a whole armor penetration rework
what armor are you takling about? sounds like you mean 1 set
Honestly I mean all player. Most of our armor is just reskins for the same buffs
Honestly I mean all player. Most of our armor is just reskins for the same buffs
yeah I want to be able to customize some of the color on it though
lol! @Ocky122 @TheFinalStageBoaz this is off topic which means we don’t talk about HD2 why don’t you guys slip into each others DM?
I can't say i like any of the armor in that warbond much... I still use the exterminator and it's save my life so many times
Fair enough to each their own. Ngl I run the final starer armor
lol! @Ocky122 @TheFinalStageBoaz this is off topic which means we don’t talk about HD2 why don’t you guys slip into each others DM?
Is it against the rules?
I’m like 99% sure yes.
Where in the discord can we talk about this?
If I were a mod it’d be 100%
Cus I’m not taking this to dms. I’m having constructive talks about the game lmfao
Where in the discord can we talk about this?
here this is the HD2 server ffs
here this is the HD2 server ffs
Lets hear the kid out
Lets hear the kid out
did you mean the golden eagle armor when you said final starter?
Hey now! I don’t make the rules I just am running for bacon president man! Would you like to ask a @Moderator
Ok then I’ll let the mod tell me where to go thanks.
Hey now! I don’t make the rules I just am running for bacon president man! Would you like to ask a @Moderator
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did you mean the golden eagle armor when you said final starter?
I forget the name of it not gonna lie. It was the white armor of the free warbond
What about talking generally about helldivers 2
What about talking generally about helldivers 2
#hd2-general-chat-1 through 3, #galactic-war
#hd2-general-chat-1 through 3, #galactic-war
Bet ez enough thx g
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this is pretty much the only channel not for HD2 lol
theres more.
theres more.
:O
theres more.
i mean yeah, food, pet pics..
i mean yeah, food, pet pics..
#helldivers-1-chat also perms in here are broken purple
#helldivers-1-chat also perms in here are broken purple
lmk in mod help
i mean yeah, food, pet pics..
other games chat, music lounge...
Nice name change!! 
other games chat, music lounge...
oh ya true
@ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒ | ʰᵉˡˡᵖᵒˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵍᵃʸ ᵏᶦⁿᵍ
Unwillingly
has is been announced when #mess-hall is gonna open? I'm just curious 
What! I assume you are the one who edited it no?
Nah it was edited by my evil twin
Oh my! That’s rough. I have one of those. Changes names allllll the time. @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm Don’t worry a name does not define you Croco! Hellposting is a beautiful place with a diverse group of people. It’s like the melting pot of the server.
has is been announced when #mess-hall is gonna open? I'm just curious
Only "soon" as far as I know
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Only "soon" as far as I know
There you are!!
There you are!!
HALP
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HALP
I’ve missed you.
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Oh my! That’s rough. I have one of those. Changes names allllll the time. @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm Don’t worry a name does not define you Croco! Hellposting is a beautiful place with a diverse group of people. It’s like the melting pot of the server.
You've just admitted to being the good one
You've just admitted to being the good one
bacon is better soooooo you’re not wrong!
bacon is better soooooo you’re not wrong!
Wow, racist
Wow, racist
Exactly what an evil twin would say!
Where can I get a refund
Steam
Steam
What if it's console? Huh huh huh
What if it's console? Huh huh huh
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nah off topic works
not for HD2 stuff, this is 1 of the only channels where the topic isn't HD2!
not for HD2 stuff, this is 1 of the only channels where the topic isn't HD2!
What the fuck is HD2
That's the old HTC phone I had
i used to love HTC. they released a new phone recently & i got excited, but it is poopy.
i used to love HTC. they released a new phone recently & i got excited, but it is poopy.
Yeah last one I had was the Desire Z, the one with a keyboard. Wish they made a new one like that
Is HD2 the upgrade to HD resolution?
i think so
No that's dyslexia mate
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I have an idea This server currently has 914,234 members If I get 0.00765668308% of people in this server to give me a $1 Xbox gift card, I will have enough to buy space marine 2
Terrible idea
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bruh, you think i got $1 to spare? You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands. I'm saving up for a costco hotdog combo.
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we’re all crazy here sorry
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fuck.
There there
4 is my lucky number 
@purple but spoopy i hope youre ok
ty :3 you too!
it’s Linkin Bean
Hybean Theory
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HI ALL IVE JUST TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO PLAY THE HD2 THEME ON VIOLAN
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Orchestradivers
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Orchestradivers
stringensembledivers
stringensembledivers
Hellquartet
oh also bc it's a formal strings ensemble I perform in they gave me a 3 (?) piece tux FREE OF CHARGE
oh also bc it's a formal strings ensemble I perform in they gave me a 3 (?) piece tux FREE OF CHARGE
Oooo fancy ✨️
so what are the three pieces
jacket, pants, waistcoat
what's a waistcoat, some kinda fancy undershirt?
honestly not sure, I'm the furthest thing from fancy and I've barely even seen tuxedos in person but I now gotta figure out how to wear one
Damn I missed the LInkinPark shit
Nah it's still on the internet mate
It's under the blazer/jacket, over the shirt
oh that makes much more sense MDR
oh that makes much more sense MDR
I have a red velvet waistcoat, it's lovely
I have a red velvet waistcoat, it's lovely
that sounds very awesome, mine is just black it's a thing for a formal performance in a string orchestra
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But I need to learn how to tie a tie first. was never told how
Bow tie or regular Mav? If I was there I would help
regular, i tried and ended up nearly strangling myself
One sec I'll find you a video, I usually go for Windsor knot but you can pick what you like
ooh symmetry is good yeag
Hey bros i have a question, why i cant post any image or video in the helldiver media? i need a level or a rank?
you gotta send a certain amount of messages first
my event is in i think november so i do have time :)
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I love classical and orchestral music
are you familiar with Prokofiev and the Romeo and Juliet ballet compositions?
are you familiar with Prokofiev and the Romeo and Juliet ballet compositions?
Not sure, maybe if I heard it
OOH OR GUSTAV HOLST'S PLANETS SERIES
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Mars and Jupiter especially
Oh also: Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns?
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Oh also: Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns?
Yes I know this one
Yes I know this one
glad, it's very fun to play.
How about Má Vlast - Bedřich Smetana?
Don't know this one
cheez-its
Beanz-it
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Beanz-it
All this talk about beans... But what about... The cosmic Spaghetti monster?
All this talk about beans... But what about... The cosmic Spaghetti monster?
I have cool things to tell you 1: I'm practicing my Czech lessons often 2: I have the sheet music for a classical piece written in Prague in 1874
2: I have the sheet music for a classical piece written in Prague in 1874
All this talk about beans... But what about... The cosmic Spaghetti monster?
Spaghetti is good without cheese. Plus dem garlic breads thoooooo
What’s your favorite horror game? Mine is dead space
I love playing Little Nightmares
What’s your favorite horror game? Mine is dead space
Cry of Fear, but I do not play lots of horror games I think that and FNAF are the only horror ones i've ever played
I love playing Little Nightmares
I love Little Nightmares
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I have cool things to tell you 1: I'm practicing my Czech lessons often 2: I have the sheet music for a classical piece written in Prague in 1874
2: I have the sheet music for a classical piece written in Prague in 1874
Sheet music... I applaud you for knowing what to do with it. I could never read anything from it I know what a quarter note looks like and that's about it.
Sheet music... I applaud you for knowing what to do with it. I could never read anything from it I know what a quarter note looks like and that's about it.
I've been playing violan since the age of 9, I have to know of it
it's a cool piece though.
it's a cool piece though.
What’s your favorite horror game? Mine is dead space
Crysis 3