off-topic
How do you say cheese burger in mandarin?
漢堡包-well it's the word for burger
漢堡包-well it's the word for burger
漢堡包-well it's the word for burger
mmmm burmgr
mmmm burmgr
She was kinda right
I mean... they invented black powder, so in a sense... all world wars came from China 
Hello, my home's WiFi is down today (idk why) and that makes me sad cause it means I couldn't play Helldivers 2 today :c
You'll just have to be Chilean at home till it comes back up
It'll all Czech out soon enough
I grew up with some kids whose parents were from HK @KLBR "xats|bun"
I mostly grew up with a mix of Chinese peeps from different regional ancestries, Malays and Tamils
It'll all Czech out soon enough
Maybe if you're Hungary, you can get some Turkiye from your fridge while you wait for the wifi to resolve
I mostly grew up with a mix of Chinese peeps from different regional ancestries, Malays and Tamils
WHAT, BRUV I'm half Tamil
My Discord is going mad
We're all mad here. I'm mad YOU'RE mad
I sure do
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We're all mad here. I'm mad YOU'RE mad
My brain is die
We're all mad here. I'm mad YOU'RE mad
TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS
she and her 13 minute long plane flights
TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS
Naaaaaa
Politicians do that all the time, she ain't that bad, at least she makes people happy
for real, celeb drama is dumb. She's just singer
Click to see original message
LOOOOL
just got the notification "You're acing your czech lessons with average accurate of 96%!"
Let's visit @Matt Craig soon
Gosh dang FC3 references
lol I don’t know much about that.
Let's visit @Matt Craig soon
i want travel to czech but i never have been outside of main land continent. Though I may be going to Reykjavík soon to see my friends
Let's visit @Matt Craig soon
You Me Fórum Karlín 22.02.2025
You Me Fórum Karlín 22.02.2025
Let's fucking go
gotta find some good concert in Czech Republic for when I could maybe plan to go
Robot boy just hooked us up
Robot boy just hooked us up
i do not know that band 
It's a venue in Prague
A pretty damn good one at that. PWD and Lorna Shore were fantastic there
A pretty damn good one at that. PWD and Lorna Shore were fantastic there
I'll have to get really high, I have issues with crowds in recent years
I work from (wakey at 7) 8 am to 6 pm, I get home late, I go to gym and it’s 10 pm, i’m not gonna play games that late when I have to wake up early
Embrace the flab, skip gym
I'll have to get really high, I have issues with crowds in recent years
I'll probably hang out in the back somewhere. The last time I was there in the pit I was kinda scared But I got behind the barriers, so at least something good came out of it.
last concert I went to was I think Ghost BC
I never listened to Ghost actually... might have to fix that... I'm looking to find Light the Torch and Orden Ogan currently.
I never listened to Ghost actually... might have to fix that... I'm looking to find Light the Torch and Orden Ogan currently.
Ghost is pretty awesome idk if it may be considered as much metal as other band! But I love it and I love how they in costumes on stage
I'll probably hang out in the back somewhere. The last time I was there in the pit I was kinda scared But I got behind the barriers, so at least something good came out of it.
I used to love the pit
Ghost is pretty awesome idk if it may be considered as much metal as other band! But I love it and I love how they in costumes on stage
I love bands in constumes too. Might have something to do with the fact that Lordi was my intro to metal
I love bands in constumes too. Might have something to do with the fact that Lordi was my intro to metal
awesome
Get in the fucking pit GR-74! 
Get in the fucking pit GR-74!
I might be inclined if I wasn't 164cm 64kg If I'm in the pit, I CAN'T SEE SHIT
I might be inclined if I wasn't 164cm 64kg If I'm in the pit, I CAN'T SEE SHIT
Get on my shoulders
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I'm around 6'2, you'll be safe up there
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I'll bite anyone that goes near you
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Hahaha I bit someone in the face once….
one time in a hockey game, dude i was scrummin against tried to bite me
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Nate can bring you a box or give you a ride on his shoulders 
Hahaha I bit someone in the face once….
LOL Twin
one time in a hockey game, dude i was scrummin against tried to bite me
Someone bit me in a rugby scrum and got a knee to the face
⬆️⬆️⬆️ The two people above me are cannibals
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⬆️⬆️⬆️ The two people above me are cannibals
Well, try not to break the skin, it's just....playful
✝️
LOL Twin
Delete it GR
Someone bit me in a rugby scrum and got a knee to the face
Guy who bit me got a stinky as hell hockey glove to the face several times
Guy who bit me got a stinky as hell hockey glove to the face several times
Yeeee, get em Mav, slap em with justice TABARNAK
Fucking bolts for brains
Yeeee, get em Mav, slap em with justice TABARNAK
because apparently my first instinct in a fight is "maybe my weapon is not my sweaty hands but my hand sweat in the hockey gloves "
Fucking bolts for brains
What happened with all that takes one to know one. You lumps were like getting along
Yeeee, get em Mav, slap em with justice TABARNAK
oh he got slapped with justice and i got slapped with a 2 minute penalty off ice
I'm not actually made of chocolate
Apparently you are if everyone is bitting yah
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I think the bean era is dying down in here. Time for a new name?
WHAT
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm @Ragnorekt_ @Matt Craig what is you doing gang
Naaaa the beans are eternal, Nate is heavy on the bean tip. I am just takin it easy and calming my home down for bedtime aka I’m blasting death metal 
please ping if politics talk starts in here. it's the debate RN & so we are watching out for it & this channel can be a hot zone for it
I will tweet at you
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And people don't get their feathers ruffled
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please ping if politics talk starts in here. it's the debate RN & so we are watching out for it & this channel can be a hot zone for it
I saw it 3 times in hellposting today and stomped it out.
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Forever beanz. Waaadddaaap Mav
Hii i'm marveling at the cinematography of one of my fav movies again
No I’m not pure enough. But maybe you guys should make an announcement as a reminder.
Pure? What like Blonde and blue eyes pure?
Hii i'm marveling at the cinematography of one of my fav movies again
What movie is that? I’m just setting down for the day. Going to sleep shortly.
did hellposting get deleted
#hellposting nope just moved category
Pure? What like Blonde and blue eyes pure?
lol you
lol you
It's always me
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I'm going to hell
#hellposting right this way. The pit of the server. My toilet.
Might start going by my full government DiscrimiNathan
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What movie is that? I’m just setting down for the day. Going to sleep shortly.
Devotion (2022), beautiful movie
Devotion (2022), beautiful movie
Ouuu I’ve never seen it.
@KateKat26 what are you doing
nada. Just chillin :3
Ouuu I’ve never seen it.
It's a great story, but its definitely a tearjerker, it's a historical movie
Ahhh I see. I’m not very good at crying and try not to. Im more of action, comedy horror type. I get history in books.
I get that. I'm a bit of a history nerd and took the college high course as freshman 
but maybe it means i have to like it bc of that
but maybe it means i have to like it bc of that
lava tears. Planes are cool as fuck. I’ll check the movie out though cause planes are dope.
Guy who bit me got a stinky as hell hockey glove to the face several times
did you have to get a cedar chest and odor eaters for your gear?
did you have to get a cedar chest and odor eaters for your gear?
oh ya it was.. worse than I'd like to admit MDRR
imagine the illuminate come out before gta 6
They're already here
imagine the illuminate come out before gta 6
Illuminate will be after Half Life 3
Illuminate will be after Half Life 3
nah red dead 3
nah red dead 3
that one, will never happen
that one, will never happen
yea so the illuminate is coming out after red dead 3
friendly reminder to keep things non political please
None of it matters my Beantopia will become a reality and all will be under my iron fist
None of it matters my Beantopia will become a reality and all will be under my iron fist
no not your beans!
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The illuminate is going to come at the the kia winter sales event.
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None of it matters my Beantopia will become a reality and all will be under my iron fist
Only until the bacon meister comes and shows the peasant beans how much better they are with him......
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Only until the bacon meister comes and shows the peasant beans how much better they are with him......
Bacon is an acceptable side dish, we have a pact with the Baconites
I will 
Bacon is an acceptable side dish, we have a pact with the Baconites
BACON IS NOT A SIDE DISH!
BACON IS A FIRST SECOND AND THIRD COURSE DISH
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BACON IS THE WHOLE MEAL
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It has begun
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BEEF BACON AND PORK BACON IN A BACON WEAVE
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BACON IS THE WHOLE MEAL
BACON WILL RULE THE GALAXY
BACON IS A FIRST SECOND AND THIRD COURSE DISH
Stop making me hungry when I can’t get food right now
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Stop making me hungry when I can’t get food right now
NUH UH
At some point you will have to accept that once Beantopia rises all will become subservient, the Baconites realised this and signed the treaty
Beantopia can certainly dominate white toastlandia but the Bacon Republic shall not yield!
Thinly slaced bacon in place of lettuce
Hence why they have a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, one in the combination is useless We are only as strong as our weakest link sausages
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In Beantopia there is free bacon
Well we are glad to hear that the citizens of Beantopia don't believe in enslaved bacon.....
I know that the Baconites tax their people
Only in the form of lard renderings
Well we are glad to hear that the citizens of Beantopia don't believe in enslaved bacon.....
Enslaved bacon?!?! There is no word for this in our vocabulary, the citizens of Beantopia are here of their own free will under the light of the great Bean
Only in the form of lard renderings
And let's not mention the smoke embargoes
The rebels rebel due to being forcefed beans.
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Do they have a kia winter sales event?
We do not have sales, we do not subject our citizens to unfair pricing in the first place
The rebels rebel due to being forcefed beans.
Without beans you will not have the gas to power the spaceship that brings us closer to the Great Bean
oh ya it was.. worse than I'd like to admit MDRR
lol
We.....may have some cult like qualities but we do not function as a cult
So we've had a cheese insurgency, something about soups for a while, and now bacon and beans throwing hands?
Wait we discussed the treaty. And nothing was said about cheese. It’s void
Oh the Cheesedivers were all but wiped out many months ago.
How can we have bacon cheeseburgers without cheese….
Sacrifices had to be made, cheese will return but they will not be allowed to create the unrequited chaos that they once tried to dominate with
Oh the Cheesedivers were all but wiped out many months ago.
The cheese was well and truly sliced that day
Seasoning begins..
Sugar, spice and all things nice That's what Beantopia is made of
The cheese was well and truly sliced that day
not even sliced. It was all but reduced to atoms.. I had to broker peace between them and mess hall twice because they kept scuffling with each other
not even sliced. It was all but reduced to atoms.. I had to broker peace between them and mess hall twice because they kept scuffling with each other
I played my part in the shadows The cheese was a device of mortal invention Doomed to failure
I played my part in the shadows The cheese was a device of mortal invention Doomed to failure
and it got charbroiled. Any survivors fled or have faded into the shadows.
and it got charbroiled. Any survivors fled or have faded into the shadows.
Deserters were hunted and obliterated
Deserters were hunted and obliterated
How could they have been hunted and obliterated when most of them got banned?
How could they have been hunted and obliterated when most of them got banned?
Oh you're talking about the server Yes, banned Yes
Naaaa the beans are eternal, Nate is heavy on the bean tip. I am just takin it easy and calming my home down for bedtime aka I’m blasting death metal
Whatcha listening to?
She's listening to Bean Hymns and lying to the people
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Grease me up and let me slide into power
okay, you didn't have to put it like that
Did they give messhall the media channel treatment?
Nah it's #hellposting
please ping if politics talk starts in here. it's the debate RN & so we are watching out for it & this channel can be a hot zone for it
I will ping if I see flock of pigeons. I’ll probably run as fast as possible if I ever did.
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okay, you didn't have to put it like that
I just wish to merely have as little resistance as possible, resistance is futile
Did they give messhall the media channel treatment?
Wrong channel. This is the retirement home off-topic channel
Wrong channel. This is the retirement home off-topic channel
Oi!
I have to shit so bad
Brother do I have the place for you Behold! The toilet #hellposting
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@purple but spoopy Rags wants to be a mod
RAG FOR MOD CANDIDACY
I just wish to merely have as little resistance as possible, resistance is futile
But grease is flammable. All your going to get is burned..
But grease is flammable. All your going to get is burned..
Beans do not burn, they merely bake
man im confused
Whatcha confuse about ?
holy shit, im rewatching Wargames after a long time, im 39, and the scene at almost the beginning where they say "he doesnt look that old / no yeah hes 41, hes pretty old / oh yeah thats old" that really fkng triggered me hahahahaha little shits
Legendary film
Whatcha confuse about ?
im not even sure rn that's how confused I am 
I’ll ping you in the music lounge when I’m jamming tomorrow! @Llama
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RAG FOR MOD CANDIDACY
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Beans do not burn, they merely bake
I don't agree with that statement. I've had to chisel burnt beans out of cast iron before..
the made up technology and "hacking" techniques are kinda frustrating to watch now but still enjoyable haha
As bad as Angelina Jolie in Hackers?
im not even sure rn that's how confused I am
Well we can all be confused with you here my friend 
I don't agree with that statement. I've had to chisel burnt beans out of cast iron before..
This was a worthy sacrifice for a good meal, you see this is why Beans will be reign supreme
nada. Just chillin :3
Like a villain
Well we can all be confused with you here my friend
I think its the autobotmatons or whoever sending confusing signals to confuse me, yk what im saying?
I think its the autobotmatons or whoever sending confusing signals to confuse me, yk what im saying?
Did you smoke suttin today?
What’s your favorite horror game
Barbie Horse Adventures
Did you smoke suttin today?
I've been sober for 18 years, worked real hard to get here
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Like a villain
Mmhmmmm
I've been sober for 18 years, worked real hard to get here
Yo on a serious note, congrats mate
Dead Space is hands down an amazing game
I think its the autobotmatons or whoever sending confusing signals to confuse me, yk what im saying?
I know what yahhh meannnn bud 
Yo on a serious note, congrats mate
I've also only been alive for 18 years but thanks diver
I've been sober for 18 years, worked real hard to get here
I've also only been alive for 18 years but thanks diver
Dedication is admirable
I’ll ping you in the music lounge when I’m jamming tomorrow! @Llama
I’ll be waiting. You heading to bed?
This was a worthy sacrifice for a good meal, you see this is why Beans will be reign supreme
It wasn't even good.. they put too much brown sugar in and cooked it until it was crunchy and dry. It was like trying to scrape a shitstain off a bathroom stall wall
It wasn't even good.. they put too much brown sugar in and cooked it until it was crunchy and dry. It was like trying to scrape a shitstain off a bathroom stall wall
You need fibre to break down sugar, guess what has fibre Not bacon
Dedication is admirable
I was gonna say something cool sounding but I forgot. Thanks anyway tho, I try 
I was gonna say something cool sounding but I forgot. Thanks anyway tho, I try
That's ok I can say cool stuff for you
Like beans?
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I almost sent you the cheers Leo gif.. but I was like congrats @OllieGhoul 🎀 Ha let this be my first of six going to bed announcements. @Llama
congrats @OllieGhoul 🎀 Ha let this be my first of six going to bed announcements. @Llama
LOOOOOL as usual.
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Like beans?
Beans are the vessel in which peace and retribution will find their way to humankind
That's ok I can say cool stuff for you
A true champion of the people
I almost sent you the cheers Leo gif.. but I was like congrats @OllieGhoul 🎀 Ha let this be my first of six going to bed announcements. @Llama
congrats @OllieGhoul 🎀 Ha let this be my first of six going to bed announcements. @Llama
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He is a false prophet.
hey man if you say so, I just work here
He is a false prophet.
You will burn in the very fire you nurture
Beans are the vessel in which peace and retribution will find their way to humankind
Honestly the beans could be our president.
Everyone would have free beans for life
Honestly the beans could be our president.
Not just beans
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This is bigger than food groups
What else does it include?
We would nurture all food under one united banner
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Rags Hell will reign free bacon on the heads of every man woman and child in Beantopia and they will see the real light of the one true lord!
I can’t eat bacon 
I can’t eat bacon
Turkey bacon?
I can do
Turkey bacon?
Selling fake bacon to the people... Your battle is lost young lady, back to the wastelands from whence you came
PAUSE
Turkey bacon shall fall on the doorstep of every sensitive tummy in the land!!!
We offer Pepto Bismol as part of a global health package
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I had someone in mind however It appears as though they have betrayed me
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Ah you see!
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A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich 
Dig yourself deeper brother. The people will not stand for these agendas of yours. The people make the agenda!
You were my twin! Destined to reign by my side and you chose the saltiness over the fibre!
We shall have our sandwiches, stuffed full on THREE SIDES. My friends, join me for a chicken Philly. Veggie style is available also!
I must admit, I am rather partial to a......bean burger
Ooh, a bean burger. Like an Impossible Whopper? 
Ooh, a bean burger. Like an Impossible Whopper?
YES, but this will always be possible in Beantopia
Into the fold!?
Yes, like a taco
YES, but this will always be possible in Beantopia
Can I get it inside an Amaretto roll?
Can I get it inside an Amaretto roll?
You are welcome to surround yourself in the warm caress of the bean in whichever way you see fit
I am the fold! You fool! The bacon will bury you!!!!!! 
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I am the fold! You fool! The bacon will bury you!!!!!! ️
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You cannot kill that which does not live, foolish mortal
It always comes down to the bread! I go where the bread goes!
Sesame seed bloomers are my favourite
You will burn by your own people hand for you have turned your back on those who believed!!! The bacon will fry. The cheese will reign. And we will feast your beans into oblivion!
And am hungry now
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I Just wake up 
good morning everyone
good morning everyone
I Just wake up good morning everyone
good morning everyone
Beans be with you my friend
Beans be with you my friend
All the times and forever
I Just wake up good morning everyone
good morning everyone
May thou bacon; natural or otherwise be crispy!!!
May thou bacon; natural or otherwise be crispy!!!
We do not allow political discussion of any kind in this server as it only causes divide in the community where there should be unity. Never forget we are all Helldivers and we all fight for Super Earth 
please change the subject!
please change the subject!
♂️
That's part of the process tolerance
tolerance
But I def get it lmao esp with a high pop server
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appreciate you understanding
How fucking dare they! Bringing their mortal rubbish to the Cradle of Beans
The cradle of lies!! FALSE PROPHET!!
The words of a heretic will always fall on deaf ears
Im getting the full hellmire experience over here with how smokey it is ngl, yall getting forest fires where you're at?
Nah we just had Brexit
Nah we just had Brexit
my condolences
Im getting the full hellmire experience over here with how smokey it is ngl, yall getting forest fires where you're at?
I will be running from fires all the time and sure thing death by fire happened
my condolences
Eh, somebody had to do it
Slap em in #hellposting I guess, link em in here
yeah honestly idk how to link stuff from other channels just go look ig lol
On mobile, hold on the post and then tap Copy Message Link
yeah honestly idk how to link stuff from other channels just go look ig lol
Hash then choose or write
On mobile, hold on the post and then tap Copy Message Link
Good to know good to know
@Vulture-2 | Joel's Jester I’m back here
Huh
Dude check my DM
guyss
Waaaaadddaaap sweet llama
Chillin like a villain home slice! Finna pass the fuck out! 
is this your 6th good night lol? girl get some sleeppp
She doesn't know when to shut up, she tried to tussle with the Bean Lord
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Don’t get me started. May the great bean be with you! And let thou bacon be crispy. Turkey bacon for llama and like bellies! Goodnight ️
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