off-topic
Oh no... I broke chat with juan lol
It’s always your fault seeee!
It’s always your fault seeee!
Welll, you see.... I enjoy chaos
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Welll, you see.... I enjoy chaos
Chaos is good 
Guess who found put they're allergic to chicken today?
Alergic to chicken itself? oof... that's rough
Alergic to chicken itself? oof... that's rough
I can eat eggs just not the meat. Won't stop me though.
wdym it wont stop you 
wdym it wont stop you
I don't pass out, my. Mouth just goes numb,face red, and hair itchy.
How are you just finding this out now...? Chicken is a very popular dish.
My reaction always varies so I thought it was just ingredients put in with the chicken, also I basically almost only ate it at school so I thought it was some weird gmo or aomething
maybe its part of becoming old
I ain't old
I ain't old
soo...no more chicken for life?
soo...no more chicken for life?
Nah I'll still eat it, as long as I don't die or pass-out I'm should be fine
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Nah I'll still eat it, as long as I don't die or pass-out I'm should be fine
so i guess your best option is to not eat too much chicken in one go then?
so i guess your best option is to not eat too much chicken in one go then?
Or Exposure therapy
Or Exposure therapy
regarding exposure therapy, you should consult the doc on that
probably best to do that 
*starts to type hop on ult…. 
*starts to type hop on ult….
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I’ve been peeking into mess hall at random just waiting for my time to strike.
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[scans the room for thieves]
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[scans the room for thieves]
{death metal plays}
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I'll never forget that one shift I had when it was almost 39 degress celcius The shop was filled with cars, had to work on 4 of them Literally filled barell with water at work to cool off after shift ended
Gotta do something lol. I'm resisting the urge to splash coolant from the tank all over myself rn
Ah YouTube, where the content is 84% ads
Laughs in Ublock Origin
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Ah YouTube, where the content is 84% ads
84? That's low balling it. Luckily Opera's adblock still works
Gotta do something lol. I'm resisting the urge to splash coolant from the tank all over myself rn
Real though
@Ragnorekt_ still thinking lol
FIRST
five hundred and eight thousand, eight hundred and thirtyth
idk what you're talking about, besides I don't want to get banned after getting deleted like that
dms, elaborate
What did I miss
i leaked the date Arrowhead releases a Helldivers anime movie adaptation
i see image person in the anomaly ....
I'm so glad I wasn't here....
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Doge
Kot
I've done a mess up/bug I can't access half the channels unless I mark myself as a free agent in the roles tabs 
I am so fucking happy
no, u re not!!!
What if we get armor that is lebron James jersey
the jumping buff
the jumping buff
paints you transgender HEHEHEHEHEHE >:3
paints you transgender HEHEHEHEHEHE >:3
paints a black metal mask on your face
paints a black metal mask on your face
does a mf mitosis
does a mf mitosis
the mask transfers with the mitosis
the mask transfers with the mitosis
Nope
Nope
Yep. You're a black-metal head now, enjoy
Yep. You're a black-metal head now, enjoy
WOE UPON THEE I CAST 100000 YEARS OF ERECTILE DYSPHUNCTION UPON THY BLOODLINE
WOE UPON THEE I CAST 100000 YEARS OF ERECTILE DYSPHUNCTION UPON THY BLOODLINE
spell is blocked Oh Québie, Québie... You can't curse a robot
spell is blocked Oh Québie, Québie... You can't curse a robot
Alright then fuck you I cast accelerated oxydation
And are also a bot so like yk none ever
I cast rust spell on them
I cast rust spell on them
Good
I cast rust spell on them
I'm a carbon-fibre/carbide composite Québie. I don't rust.
I'm a carbon-fibre/carbide composite Québie. I don't rust.
Your insides do
Your insides do
Nope.
Also I have yet to meet a man who can outsmart a bullet shoots you with a fucking ICBM
I can survive in SPACE. You think explosives can stop me?
Alright that's it I'm reporting you to the mods for hacking
Can't report me if I don't hack lol
furries are weird (lets see how fast the mods delete this)
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i just came back from almost 5 months of not playing helldivers.Did meridia do the same end as nerud?
What happened to Nerud? Meridia got turned into a black hole.
What happened to Nerud? Meridia got turned into a black hole.
i ate it
paints you transgender HEHEHEHEHEHE >:3
What does that have to do with bron
What does that have to do with bron
Nothing I am just too silly
What happened to Nerud? Meridia got turned into a black hole.
I ate Meridia
I ate Meridia
I think meridia ate you, since it's still there.
I think meridia ate you, since it's still there.
Nah that's untrue
Nah that's untrue
Lies
You're just an uploaded consciousness
Partially true
Half of you is from Wish.com
Your name rhymes with orgasm
Your name rhymes with orgasm
It does
Half of you is from Wish.com
All japanese parts in here Nate. Also, Hey, he's got his name back.
All japanese parts in here Nate. Also, Hey, he's got his name back.
Name back?
I ain't no slave
I ain't no slave
You are now whip noise
Welp, time to get my brown ass outta here before whitey comes back to do what whitey do huh
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What happened to Nerud? Meridia got turned into a black hole.
N'Erud is a gigantic construct with the ability to traverse the universe at incomprehensible speeds. It was built as a second home for the Drzyr, a long-lived and technologically advanced species that has mastered the powers of matter and energy, bent biology to its will, and amassed an intimate knowledge of time and space. But in their search for sentient life beyond their own, the Drzyr stumbled upon something far greater: the center of the universe, the Seat of Creation itself.
Welp, time to get my brown ass outta here before whitey comes back to do what whitey do huh
I hate laughing at this, but f*ck I did.
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I hate laughing at this, but f*ck I did.
We can just paint you whatever we feel on the day
We can just paint you whatever we feel on the day
Nah. You won't take my default black color
Nah. You won't take my default black color
Oh fine, I can just draw dicks on you with chalk
Oh fine, I can just draw dicks on you with chalk
recoils What's wrong wit you?
recoils What's wrong wit you?
The fuck do you mean, you've interacted with me for months You can answer that yourself
The fuck do you mean, you've interacted with me for months You can answer that yourself
I'm still baffled by you every day
I'm still baffled by you every day
Always keep em guessin
You're a calculator with legs I'm sure they gave you more than 64K memory to remember what a dick I am
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@Matt Craig hope this explanation is enough for you :)
You didn't have to give me the rundown of Warhammer lore, but yeah, it's more than enough
The hell's going on in here?
Lazy ass robot couldn't even use the internet himself
Being lazy is how you SOLVE PROBLEMS
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You didn't have to give me the rundown of Warhammer lore, but yeah, it's more than enough
and thats only a 6th of the lore of the game.I already memorized the whole lore of every soul game or other games.Glad to help you :)
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Being lazy is how you SOLVE PROBLEMS
Where's the lie though?
Being lazy is how you SOLVE PROBLEMS
You're a fucking computer, your job is to make things more efficient, I'm not going to argue with you I'm just going to upgrade your firmware and hope the sass got fixed
Where's the lie though?
I don't lie. As a robot I don't have the capacity
Where's the lie though?
the lie is problem solving by how being lazy as being lazy is you how solve problems while being lazy
He only has capacitors
Luckily they're not Tantalum (IYKYK)
Luckily they're not Tantalum (IYKYK)
Why is tantalum bad
You're a fucking computer, your job is to make things more efficient, I'm not going to argue with you I'm just going to upgrade your firmware and hope the sass got fixed
My sass is a part of my CPU, you can't take it away
How do I get roles
you get roles by getting roles pretty much
My sass is a part of my CPU, you can't take it away
you vs water glass
How do I get roles
<id:customize> is where it should be. Just pick one
Did...did you forget to upgrade him to the latest Automaton Intelligence™️ firmware? It should be update 4.20.69
When we bought it there were 3 previous owners, I think this unit has seen some abuse, more than just a software or firmware fix
How do I get roles
Regular role is given after 100+ messages in the server.
Why is tantalum bad
Short answer: They have high capacity relative to space, but fail catastrophically. Long answer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvqUts9H9c
Short answer: They have high capacity relative to space, but fail catastrophically. Long answer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvqUts9H9c
Ah, I've seen capacitors pop before, someone got headshot by one too
@Matt Craig I'm retrofitting some old RC cars soon and I have a bunch of electronics to replace
they could definetly fit on him indeed
Regular role is given after 100+ messages in the server.
I clicked on wrong discord server
When we bought it there were 3 previous owners, I think this unit has seen some abuse, more than just a software or firmware fix
Have you tried unplugging him and plugging him back in again? Actually... It'll probably be better if you don't try that.
@Matt Craig I'm retrofitting some old RC cars soon and I have a bunch of electronics to replace
Don't touch my electronics you thief. On a serious note, what are you replacing?
they could definetly fit on him indeed
Add a working propeller hat
Have you tried unplugging him and plugging him back in again? Actually... It'll probably be better if you don't try that.
If I unplug him I don't think I'd plug him back in again, better to leave it
I clicked on wrong discord server
Oh 
Have you tried unplugging him and plugging him back in again? Actually... It'll probably be better if you don't try that.
You can't just turn me off like that you know.
Don't touch my electronics you thief. On a serious note, what are you replacing?
Just the radio gear on two of the nitro ones, I have some old Nikko RC cars that I'm gonna add a servo too for proper steering and new motors
Add a working propeller hat
add on him some rc wheels to make his hamster wheel faster
You can't just turn me off like that you know.
you vs water glass
add on him some rc wheels to make his hamster wheel faster
We were trying to make him solar powered first, at least then if we stick him in a cupboard it will quieten him down
Just the radio gear on two of the nitro ones, I have some old Nikko RC cars that I'm gonna add a servo too for proper steering and new motors
Have you considered new drivers for those motors too?
you vs water glass
Electronics work in water tho.
Electronics work in water tho.
Have you considered new drivers for those motors too?
Yeah I'm replacing the ESC and so the batteries will be LiPo now. Basically everything but the shell and wheels
Yeah I'm replacing the ESC and so the batteries will be LiPo now. Basically everything but the shell and wheels
Nice
Electronics work in water tho.
-starts filling him up of memes in his memory drive-
Electronics work in water tho.
salt water.
You can't just turn me off like that you know.
Insert John Cena Are you sure about that?
We were trying to make him solar powered first, at least then if we stick him in a cupboard it will quieten him down
the windmills kids uses are going to be more then enough for him
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This is why I need some CNC action @Matt Craig
Don't look at me. I barely have time to meet my quota
Don't look at me. I barely have time to meet my quota
Can imagine, I can get parts after 20 years thankfully These cars and the engines have held up well, 2 speed gearbox 4WD too
If Automatons were designed by toddlers
fully fart-powered thrusters
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Can imagine, I can get parts after 20 years thankfully These cars and the engines have held up well, 2 speed gearbox 4WD too
I'm sad that this doesn't apply to all electronics...
I'm sad that this doesn't apply to all electronics...
Yeah, people criticised this brand back then because it was Chinese and most major companies were Japanese. But they're dominating the market now.
anyway its 3 am from me now ima head out see you guys tomorrow
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servers down rn?
tuesdays are days when steam itself has server instability (not game's fault)
awakening
monkey game
OK I'm buying it
ooh ooh ah ah
Yes
ooh ooh ah ah
REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE
@Matt Craig I'm also working on a city coco scooter and a Saab 93 Aero The Saab has a new turbo in it too
You a car person huh?
You a car person huh?
Everything man
there are 'fakeout' super sample rocks POIs sometimes, yes.
booooo
booooo
yeah, it sucks to be bamboozled. but thankfully they usually have supplies and maybe a container to blow
So how's everyone doing in here?
I'm doing a pretty good despite people these days are kind of trying to justify their actions
So how's everyone doing in here?
Tired. How are youuu?
Pretty good. Been dealing with nonsense but that's normal
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Good! I hope you are doing well. I am just waiting for the clock to hit 8:30 pm so I can get my kiddos to bed. I am ready to give the bugs a glass of Liber-TEA!
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Good! I hope you are doing well. I am just waiting for the clock to hit 8:30 pm so I can get my kiddos to bed. I am ready to give the bugs a glass of Liber-TEA!
You should be on bots helldiver. Nah, I'm kidding, do what you want, but make sure you complete your operations, otherwise they don't get counted towards liberation
You should be on bots helldiver. Nah, I'm kidding, do what you want, but make sure you complete your operations, otherwise they don't get counted towards liberation
Chaos
GR-74 is edging closer to Super Earth with his little calculator friends, I'll invite them round for tea
Do you have coffee? Or preferably OIL?
Good! I hope you are doing well. I am just waiting for the clock to hit 8:30 pm so I can get my kiddos to bed. I am ready to give the bugs a glass of Liber-TEA!
How tf are we gonna defeat a ghostrunner
You will not, that's the whole point. Don't panic, Nate is just prejudiced against bots. I'm on your side
hi
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I thought gr-74 was jack
I mean... my about me page says it all...
time to slay foes for Super Earth!
Do you have coffee? Or preferably OIL?
You'll get what you're given when you're on our soil
I mean... my about me page says it all...
Trying to git gud at games
Liber-tea or GTFO
I'm not on your soil tho... I'm technically on your steel plates
Trying to git gud at games
Yep. That's the only part I'm somewhat succeeding in.
good heavens
there's gonna be a amazon Warhammer series of Titus, and its coming for December, Warhammer fans are trully blessed this year, and its gonna be animated by the guys that made love, death, and robots. IM TWEAKING, CANT WAIT
there's gonna be a amazon Warhammer series of Titus, and its coming for December, Warhammer fans are trully blessed this year, and its gonna be animated by the guys that made love, death, and robots. IM TWEAKING, CANT WAIT
good heavens there's gonna be a amazon Warhammer series of Titus, and its coming for December, Warhammer fans are trully blessed this year, and its gonna be animated by the guys that made love, death, and robots. IM TWEAKING, CANT WAIT
there's gonna be a amazon Warhammer series of Titus, and its coming for December, Warhammer fans are trully blessed this year, and its gonna be animated by the guys that made love, death, and robots. IM TWEAKING, CANT WAIT
Yeah I'm looking forward to the new series although it's kind of weird Warhammer as well as dungeons and dragons were here despite being more table top than actual video games
a question if there is the offence and the defense and the support is there or can there be a fourth role to fill?
if you mean for helldivers 2... the predominant options are anti-tank, crowd clearing, base/objectives clearing or support. But you cant focus singularly on taking just the one role and running solo. and if you dont diversify a little, you really have to stick close to the team when in a squad. really, when you pick a role, you figure out what you're going to do efficiently and best, but also have other options to help support your teammates and that you fallback on outside of fulfilling that role.
if you mean for helldivers 2... the predominant options are anti-tank, crowd clearing, base/objectives clearing or support. But you cant focus singularly on taking just the one role and running solo. and if you dont diversify a little, you really have to stick close to the team when in a squad. really, when you pick a role, you figure out what you're going to do efficiently and best, but also have other options to help support your teammates and that you fallback on outside of fulfilling that role.
There's roles
Yeah I'm looking forward to the new series although it's kind of weird Warhammer as well as dungeons and dragons were here despite being more table top than actual video games
Warhammer has a lot of games, most not very famous (or good), but space marine 2 its on the door and im wilding about it, im gonna stay real and be cautious on release but as for all i know the game looks pristine, complete and i doubt its coming out broken on release like most games these last years. Part of the games last year version got leaked and it was almost flawless, im very hopefull for this
Warhammer has a lot of games, most not very famous (or good), but space marine 2 its on the door and im wilding about it, im gonna stay real and be cautious on release but as for all i know the game looks pristine, complete and i doubt its coming out broken on release like most games these last years. Part of the games last year version got leaked and it was almost flawless, im very hopefull for this
Yeah I'm fully aware with space Marines 2 is coming out But feels like the same energy as basically whenever The Witcher comes doing crossovers (also your thoughts on why dungeons & dragons is also here)
Well its late here and I'm working on some things, I'm doing fine thanks for asking
Episodes I'm probably going to be looking forward to is probably armored core and mega Man and The Outer Worlds
the outer worlds mentioned
the outer worlds mentioned
play this game while waiting for Starfield and it was a pretty fun game ( can't wait for the sequel to come out)
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i hope TES 6 is good
same
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i hope TES 6 is good
I hate sand
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hey me and and my friends are starting are a basketball team, can anyone give us some good names were stuck 
hey me and and my friends are starting are a basketball team, can anyone give us some good names were stuck
The Crikeys
real talk, one of the things i hate seeing on both fronts is if the rest of the party take all AT/single target weapons, leaving the horde swarms to just overrun the group bc they cant pick the sheer numbers off with the slow rate of fire
Hence why it's better to take versatile equipment like OPS and Eagle 500kg that both can be used to kill bile titans and crowds alike
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been a while pard'ner
The game is nowhere near dead. Its just a loud minority crying about it. We have a good amount still clearing MO’s and I have never had to wait long for a game to jump into or allies to come along and help in my own run.
game is being actively killed 
been a while pard'ner
I’m ok, hru?
I’m ok, hru?
doing alright i guess, gotta find new employment soon (contract coming to and end soon)
Should I get Doom 2016? its 4 euros does it have replayability?
Oh yeah, I played it like 6 times over, and it's worth more than 4 euro just for the music
Oh yeah, I played it like 6 times over, and it's worth more than 4 euro just for the music
Ty. Replayability for me is a big factor
Ty. Replayability for me is a big factor
I mean, if you're like me and have to complete every game on every difficulty, you're gonna be grinding for a while, It has replayability in the fun of just running around killing demons, and in getting better and seeing the progression. I replayed it multiple times on all difficulties except ultra nightmare (I'm not that crazy) and I'm willing to bet that if I actually went back it would be just as fun.
i aint playing doom for story mate
Me neither, but it warrants mentioning. Either way, trust me, you WILL have fun with this game if you like shooters
yeah i got it and im installing it
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Someone at marvel comics decided to name a mysterious metal "mysterium"
It's the same as Adamantium (adamant being another word for unbreakable or something to that effect) But yeah, Mysterium is a bit too on the nose.
It's the same as Adamantium (adamant being another word for unbreakable or something to that effect) But yeah, Mysterium is a bit too on the nose.
I said don't forget vibranium
I said don't forget vibranium
I was gonna write that, but it doesn't only absorb vibrations, (ultron creating vision and all) so I don't know how to relate that.
Someone at marvel comics decided to name a mysterious metal "mysterium"
Wait until you find out what the material they try to get in James Cameron's Avatar is called
Goddamn do people in gen 1 ever stop complaining holy shit
its all ive seen every time i glance at discord
Goddamn do people in gen 1 ever stop complaining holy shit
No
and some people forget that its still a pretty small team, its not activision or something that can just send 40 people to work on one bug
Deadass man
Take care Helldiver
Hello my fellow patriotic helldiver's!!! I regret to inform you all, I will not be able to participate in the valiant war efforts for the coming months. As I have joined the air force and will be shipping to BMT on Monday, I wish you all good health, and great strength in the fight.
Come back in one piece
Come back in one piece
Oh I'll be fine, Im just gonna work on planes.
Hello my fellow patriotic helldiver's!!! I regret to inform you all, I will not be able to participate in the valiant war efforts for the coming months. As I have joined the air force and will be shipping to BMT on Monday, I wish you all good health, and great strength in the fight.
you have 3 days of paid leave use it wisely
you have 3 days of paid leave use it wisely
After the school I have 2 weeks PTO as well. I know what I'm going to do.
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Oh no
I didn’t.. @Angry Midget went from d to g I was just helping out
my username was censored
my username was censored
That’ll happen.
Anyone else having problems with joining friends?
Ahh the social bug… I had it for months but it was patched with the 8/6 update for me.
Lol
u know. helldivers is not dead yet. but it lost most od the players. thats sad
It has, yes, but that happens with any game. And nowhere does it say those people won't pick up the game again sometime. But yeah, it's sad.
It has, yes, but that happens with any game. And nowhere does it say those people won't pick up the game again sometime. But yeah, it's sad.
i just dont want devs to leave the game becuse there will be not enough players playing the game
It has, yes, but that happens with any game. And nowhere does it say those people won't pick up the game again sometime. But yeah, it's sad.
Maybe they should start utilising their resources more effectively
i just dont want devs to leave the game becuse there will be not enough players playing the game
I wouldn't worry that much. 30k players is more than triple of HD1's all time high, plus the devs seem to treat this as a passion project.
Maybe they should start utilising their resources more effectively
Can't argue with that.
i just dont want devs to leave the game becuse there will be not enough players playing the game
Maybe we can starting taming the terminids. Start riding them around and stuff ya know. I’ve been trying to ride a titan for a whiiiiiile. And yes @Sucharek it’s a great game.
Maybe we can starting taming the terminids. Start riding them around and stuff ya know. I’ve been trying to ride a titan for a whiiiiiile. And yes @Sucharek it’s a great game.
How did that work out for ya?
Can't argue with that.
I just found it hilarious that someone came out with a timeframe and semi promise (which is dumb to do and had bitten people in the arse before). Another one looking to the community for suggestions. Saying that after the game has been out for around 6 months. Why do you even hire professionals.
How did that work out for ya?
You just wait!! One of these days when one spawns under me I’ll be able to hold on and ride it right to your face! 
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I just found it hilarious that someone came out with a timeframe and semi promise (which is dumb to do and had bitten people in the arse before). Another one looking to the community for suggestions. Saying that after the game has been out for around 6 months. Why do you even hire professionals.
All I wanna be able to do is climb in the game. I’m fine with everything else 
All I wanna be able to do is climb in the game. I’m fine with everything else
I would like stability without having to wait for two patches after an update is released, ya know, basics
I would like stability without having to wait for two patches after an update is released, ya know, basics
Hahahaha see I’ve been playing call of duty since 2003 and they still haven’t figure stuff out over there. Sometimes you just gotta accept games will be games play Galaga it’s a perfect game.
play Galaga it’s a perfect game.
It has, yes, but that happens with any game. And nowhere does it say those people won't pick up the game again sometime. But yeah, it's sad.
I don't like this generalisation even if it's partly true but, if I worked on a game 10 years ago and it's still spoken about extremely positively till today, how can that be an excuse
The game is still fun just a lil tougher to find that fun
It is! But it would be more fun if we devs actually took the time to listen to their fanbase for like 2 seconds! It’s so simple, we do 90% of the bug testing ourselves by telling them. All they have to do is fix it or tweak it.
Matthew 6:33, "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
Idk what The Lord has to do with this, but sure. Maybe a little reflection with a higher power from these devs would benefit their outlook and treatment of the fanbase.
It is! But it would be more fun if we devs actually took the time to listen to their fanbase for like 2 seconds! It’s so simple, we do 90% of the bug testing ourselves by telling them. All they have to do is fix it or tweak it.
See that's what I disagree with
I got excited when the update came today, and then quickly became disappointed when I found out it was only a crash fix 
I’m on the game right now and its kinda sad that we already lost the number boost from the last major update. Back to 20,000-30,000
I still login daily and when mates ask for help, I'm not expecting anything magical either, not expecting them to drop a bunch of stuff that will keep people that play the game too much entertained
Look warbonds are nice n all but I would love some new ship upgrades
We got new ones a few weeks back
I still have fun. The game still works, I like the addition of content and world building that’s done. I just wish they weren’t such sticklers on weapon balancing and physics
When it works 1 or 2 patches after a release
I'm one of the people letting bots advance
Dude I got zero warbond medals the last two major orders and I was having traitorous thoughts
Because we're maxed out with nothing to spend it on, they could have made some stuff and had things for sale with medals and super credits
I'm one of the people letting bots advance
Same, I wanna let them advance to super earth so I can fight some bots in the city
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I'd like to see a Democracy Officer do something, at this point I'm not worried, bullets fire under crosshairs or inaccurately, it's like being worried about a stormtrooper
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Howdy
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I'd like to see a Democracy Officer do something, at this point I'm not worried, bullets fire under crosshairs or inaccurately, it's like being worried about a stormtrooper
Be fearful of the freedom camps
Be fearful of the freedom camps
Are those the things I air strike?
Actually I don't use Breaker Incindiery and I can aim so I don't TK that much