off-topic
Look if they say "woke" unironically don't listen to em
Go woke go broke
yeah honestly let it rot
Like 200€ lmfaooo
Look if they say "woke" unironically don't listen to em
literally
Oh, and Halo
I wrote a complicated one with 7 different universes that already exist. Halo Warframe Kfp Star wars Dead space But no one serms to care. And all 30 characters have their original voice.
Go woke go broke
I have examples of why you should not listen
I wrote a complicated one with 7 different universes that already exist. Halo Warframe Kfp Star wars Dead space But no one serms to care. And all 30 characters have their original voice.
Damn
Like 200€ lmfaooo
I have examples of why you should not listen
Of what exactly
Of what exactly
It requires me to get a little into Canadian politics lmao which I wont
gang we shouldnt get political in this server @Artyom @Québie | La reine d'artillerie🌈
Water is wet
It requires me to get a little into Canadian politics lmao which I wont
who cares about canada anyway
Water is wet
Nuh uh
who cares about canada anyway
Ur really tempting me smh
i feel real sorry for the cunt that wakes up next to u
Good thing there's no one else here then, huh?
Damn
I dont know if i can send links here but if i can send it you. You may have a look. Problem is it is in german... thats my primary language.
Good thing there's no one else here then, huh?
I dont know if i can send links here but if i can send it you. You may have a look. Problem is it is in german... thats my primary language.
My primary language is Spanish
bro i wish HD2 had weapons customization aswell as armor customization
This.
@Moderator attempting to bait and continue conversation when told off multiple times.
What is blud talking about
A big car thing that rides on tracks and goes choo choo
Lmao
A big car thing that rides on tracks and goes choo choo
isnt that a train? 
Im genuinely fucking asking you braindead fucks, i know nothing of this shit
dont push it lmao youre smart enough to not fall for it
Im genuinely fucking asking you braindead fucks, i know nothing of this shit
trans is when you transition from one gender to another. its another form of bodily personality or whatever.
My primary language is Spanish
Here is the link if you want to look https://youtu.be/pfhMC4eZCSo?si=wGGCJsi-JU2nFzTp I just want to show the world my hard work. I have send the physical books to lucasarts, dreamworks, bungie and digital extremes but no response.
Im genuinely fucking asking you braindead fucks, i know nothing of this shit
I suggest going on google you will get answers there
Geeze this channel vibe has completely went 180.. 
Geeze this channel vibe has completely went 180..
This is why mess hall is better fr
# Let's switch topics and move on please.
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This is why mess hall is better fr
true!!!!!!!
Im genuinely fucking asking you braindead fucks, i know nothing of this shit
well, insulting and cussing at the people you are asking, doesnt really shout 'genuine'... but if you really dont know, google exists and i am sure there are much better sources than a video game server with more informative explanations.
Who would win: Master Chief or Kratos???
I would say it'd depend on the circumstances.
# Let's switch topics and move on please.
Interesting.
i know its interesting my brother in Christ its actual rock music
Here is the link if you want to look https://youtu.be/pfhMC4eZCSo?si=wGGCJsi-JU2nFzTp I just want to show the world my hard work. I have send the physical books to lucasarts, dreamworks, bungie and digital extremes but no response.
Gonna check it out later :3
Gonna check it out later :3
Ok
Who would win: Master Chief or Kratos???
Nah I'd win
Nah I'd win
FELLOW FRENCH CANADIAN??
i know its interesting my brother in Christ its actual rock music
Okay...?
can someone help me, im trying to upload a video i made in fanart but i dont think this server allows youtube links. its also over 25 mb
you have to upload an image or other file with it for it to stay in the channel as a link BUT you also do not have upload perms because no regular role. keep chatting in server and itll apply automatically with a message ftom a bot
no problem
So how's everyone doing in here?
Doing well enough. Might be getting on Helldivers in a bit to spread Democracy.
FELLOW FRENCH CANADIAN??
Bonjour comment ça va?
Well poop, looks like I missed the drama again....
Nah... there was no drama... it was just a minor french passtime
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It wasn't much of a drama. At least not when compared to other stuff that happens on the server
Meaning people revolting against mods and CMs... Yeah, not even close
Nah... there was no drama... it was just a minor french passtime
true!
I didn't even think it was drama lol. To me it felt like the norm.
Well since the Escalation of Frustration update it just seems there is a fire every hour in the chats....
I didn't even think it was drama lol. To me it felt like the norm.
Sunny with a chance of pitchforks would be the perfect description of the mood
Well since the Escalation of Frustration update it just seems there is a fire every hour in the chats....
There hasn't been a shortage of salt, that's for sure. Hence why I come here instead! @Matt Craig yeah I can see that lol
is anyone else PRAYING that at some point they makea helldivers rts i would KILL for it
I wanna play as the cyborg faction if that happens
I wanna play as the cyborg faction if that happens
automaton or cyborg? just making sure you aren't getting mixed up
hellooo
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I'm approaching dandy... I'm close to dandy... But I'm not yet fully dandy.
we no longer have our gif embeds here
I'm approaching dandy... I'm close to dandy... But I'm not yet fully dandy.
What does dandy mean tho?
hellooo
hi
hi
get in my stomach now
mouse would be better
you dont have the right to choose
you dont have the right to choose
yeets a can at you
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yeets a can at you
oh no a can what will i do?
oh no a can what will i do?
you CAN't do anything
sidenote: I'm getting eaten alive by fruitflies, pls help
Call the cops, eating humans is illegal
The helldiver cosplay list has come together but i cannot decide which cape I'd like to spend every waking hour trying to sew. I am considering just buying a flag or something lmao
You could probably get something made custom half way and then just work out the rest Sewing two pieces of fabric shouldn't be that expensive no?
You could probably get something made custom half way and then just work out the rest Sewing two pieces of fabric shouldn't be that expensive no?
custom costs a lot of money that I do not have right now, but it would be cool. The thing is, a lot of tje fun capes are complicated and a lot of the premade things are not the right shape or size for a cosplay for me
I probably will just buy and modify something, but I need to figure out my best options. I thought it would be kind of funny if as a stand in cape i just used like, a pride flag or smth
Ooo. A pride flag as a cape... that would be cool
Ooo. A pride flag as a cape... that would be cool
rainbow helldiver cape
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Yeah. But I doubt they would. Too many people would probably get mad 
I know what i must do i will attend a con as pridediver
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Yeah. But I doubt they would. Too many people would probably get mad
They said they never will because... they don't want anything to do with IRL politics and anything like that. And really, who can blame them?
i will simply make it a reality since it's my cosplay and I do what I want
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i will simply make it a reality since it's my cosplay and I do what I want
Again... will be very original
sidenote: I'm getting eaten alive by fruitflies, pls help
what in the world lol
yeah, I'll probably have a few capes i can switch out. Like if the con is during pride month that'd be cool or i could have some of the rly cool in game capes if i can figure out how to make them good enough
On another note, how are you planning to make it? Painting or sewing with colored thread?
On another note, how are you planning to make it? Painting or sewing with colored thread?
probably both, for the bigger details likely paint. along with colored thread for the littler details For the background colors, different colors of fabric
what in the world lol
I'm not joking. The little flying bastards are biting my everything constantly.
where are you at?
Czech rural area. I don't know how they got here either.
OH THIS IS OFF TOPIC GOD DAMNIT I THOUGHT IT WAS MESSHALL
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OH THIS IS OFF TOPIC GOD DAMNIT I THOUGHT IT WAS MESSHALL
yup, sorry. this is the image free zone.
OH THIS IS OFF TOPIC GOD DAMNIT I THOUGHT IT WAS MESSHALL
No images for you bonk
What’s up my divers
getting ready for daily cold-state maintenance (aka sleep)
getting ready for daily cold-state maintenance (aka sleep)
Same
getting ready for daily cold-state maintenance (aka sleep)
I’m probably gonna watch some SVU
Low key convinced ai is writing some of futuramas jokes.
looks around nervously
Low key convinced ai is writing some of futuramas jokes.
this and last season feel like theyre suffering from the same issue as simpsons. the writers and animators are no longer in touch with current events or pop culture and are several years behind... and less funny or daring then the memes and online creators and such that did the jokes while it was current.
i mean, squid games is 3 years old and they just did an episode on it??? ya, missed that by a mile.
squid games fr being 3 yrs old fucks me so hard
this and last season feel like theyre suffering from the same issue as simpsons. the writers and animators are no longer in touch with current events or pop culture and are several years behind... and less funny or daring then the memes and online creators and such that did the jokes while it was current.
Can't really blame them tho. The episodes have to get written, animated, voice acted and all of that, so they might start writing an episode when something is current, but it doesn't get out until long after. Add to that the need to communicate internally, plan everything and so on, and you get a time frame like this. And yeah, the writers being out of touch is probably a huge part in it too.
yo i dont wanna sound stupid but i just got back at the game, have time limits been removed? like timers for missions
No, they haven't, they're visible when you go into your minimap... either that or your stratagem menu, I'm not sure. But yeah, they're still there
yo i dont wanna sound stupid but i just got back at the game, have time limits been removed? like timers for missions
mission information is now automatically set to 'dynamic' setting. you can change it to 'always visible' in your settings if needbe.
Czech rural area. I don't know how they got here either.
Somebody probably ship them to you
Somebody probably ship them to you
NAAAAATEEEEEE
Can't really blame them tho. The episodes have to get written, animated, voice acted and all of that, so they might start writing an episode when something is current, but it doesn't get out until long after. Add to that the need to communicate internally, plan everything and so on, and you get a time frame like this. And yeah, the writers being out of touch is probably a huge part in it too.
yeah. they have a terrible style and work flow for modern yimes to try an capitalize as a pop culture tie-in. unfortunately, they just do not work in a way that lets them even remotely capitalize on it (like rick and morty or south park do). but then, i'd say... their best episodes never were about current events and they SHOULD move away from that pattern and focus more on the timeless stuff in their expansive universe and cast already set up. 
yeah. they have a terrible style and work flow for modern yimes to try an capitalize as a pop culture tie-in. unfortunately, they just do not work in a way that lets them even remotely capitalize on it (like rick and morty or south park do). but then, i'd say... their best episodes never were about current events and they SHOULD move away from that pattern and focus more on the timeless stuff in their expansive universe and cast already set up.
They're probably stuck in the old ways, since when the show started things didn't move as fast, and they failed to adapt.
100%. honestly, i much prefered their Disenchanted franchise where they tried overarching storylines over the Hulurama. 
real
NAAAAATEEEEEE
RRAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
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anyone else get invited to the Deadlock closed test?
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it happens to the best of us ✊️
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Hello
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hi
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about to go get roots for dinnahh. My week for helldiver is baddd. Just not the week. How about you
Oooo. I'm good! I just had dinner :3
what kind of tacossss
Some chicken and beef ones that my roomie made :3
they both sound good. Seafood boil so bomb
don't hate me... But I've never liked seafood. Even tho the state I live in literally loves seafood 
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I wanna eat the food, not play with it.
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don't hate me... But I've never liked seafood. Even tho the state I live in literally loves seafood
WHATTT
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I'm guessing it's just a mix of random foods...? 
I'm guessing it's just a mix of random foods...?
Hm. I've never seen anything like that before.
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lmaoo i know i thought i was reading it the other way. Had to double take
lmaoo i know i thought i was reading it the other way. Had to double take
yaaaaaaaaaaa. but also, like, not a therapy server too
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Why am i so hard on myself?
idk if this is a joke, I just got here, and I was about to go get a calzone, but if you want to vent about some shit or whatever, feel free to DM
Why am i so hard on myself?
everyone is hard on themselves. its okayy just take one day at a time.
That doesnt sound new anymore ngl
it's not, it was a bad joke
I got a fancy looking one i bought from a friend but havent used it since i got a smart watch since.
I'm a big fan of my dumb watch tbh. It has one of those little flip displays geared with the hands and stuff that says the day of the week and day of the month. That's about as smart as my watch needs to be tbh
@#1 Zoboomafoo Fan ZABOOMAFOO! loved that show.
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anyway I'm going to go buy a calzone, @Darkstalker please take care of yourself and I hope you all have a nice night
calzone is goood. enjoy
don't hate me... But I've never liked seafood. Even tho the state I live in literally loves seafood
but tell me whyyy tho
but tell me whyyy tho
honestly I have no idea. I just never liked it. I'll eat crabs here and there. But never often.
@#1 Zoboomafoo Fan ZABOOMAFOO! loved that show.
"with the kraft brothers"
learning that lemur passed away broke my heart and made me cry almost as much as when Steve did a video about why he left Blue's Clues. 
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hello chat
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hello chat
Hi Mav!
i have macaroni
guys im just sayin that if physical energy can be turned into kinetic energy, how hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it?
In Newtons or Jools?
In Newtons or Jools?
Jools.
Jools.
Idk either way
honestly I have no idea. I just never liked it. I'll eat crabs here and there. But never often.
CRAB LEGS?
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Do you like eggs a lot?
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CRAB LEGS?
Usually blue crabs. They are local to where I am :3
Usually blue crabs. They are local to where I am :3
their good too but i love me some crab legs and dungeness crabs
How do i get the Regular Role? Been wanting to post artwork but not sure how it works
Once you are active enough on the sever. It's normally around 100-200 messages.
ah i see
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Do you like eggs a lot?
surprised that this off-topic chat isnt as busy
many regular people that chat here are probably sleeping
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LOLOLOL that sticker is sooo cute everytime.
many regular people that chat here are probably sleeping
or probably most of them are kids so chat blew up in the morning and during the day lol
True, Helldivers are from all over. I made a cursed SMG-37 Defender with an extra long barrel on photoshop
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i like it when its slow like this. nice causal talk 
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or probably most of them are kids so chat blew up in the morning and during the day lol
That too
welp, any child over 7 years old can do their part for superearth
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I have to work early tmr. So gn helldivers
General chat is suddenly normal after that announcement w ah
To be fair nobody can keep complaining for 60 days
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heya
To be fair nobody can keep complaining for 60 days
Whos gunna be left after 60 days?
Whos gunna be left after 60 days?
Not me. I'm looking forward to sm2 and dbz sparking zero lol
We should have a suggestion channel
i can see all the suggestions to revert the flame thrower effects now
Not me. I'm looking forward to sm2 and dbz sparking zero lol
i think Space marine 2 is were everyone is going
i think Space marine 2 is were everyone is going
so the i wakeup early and the plan is to go with mom to her Hospital appointment and yes there long waiting
, so Netfilx and phone charger will be good lol
, so Netfilx and phone charger will be good lol
There's lore?
a lil bit, it builds up as the game keeps going, im talking about meridia, maleveon creek, etc
imma give em time
im currently studying game art and how games are made in an institution so after going through all that its happening in this game its kind of reasonable
Creek was honestly peak. I miss those days
wish i have been there, i hopped in the game right after that, my salary and time available makes it hard to buy games
maybe later
bro I been like this for the past few days, get tired then stay up like 2 and a half hours more
gotta continue the grind
what you grinding?
what you grinding?
sleep deprivation
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Good Morning and Good to u all at every timing 
what up
nothing much just made it home and chilling
cool playing helldiver rt now
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cool playing helldiver rt now
might be lol am gona take the time for eating and resting cuz i was driving and you know how it goes
for sure
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sleep deprivation
Relatable
Insomnia 
Insomnia
Sleep deprivation
sleep deprivation
@CZMXN
@CZMXN
oh
do you guys feel like youtube started a hardcore attack on adblock users recently? 
do you guys feel like youtube started a hardcore attack on adblock users recently?
mine still works but something changed a bit
do you guys feel like youtube started a hardcore attack on adblock users recently?
Not that recently. It's been trying since last year or so
Not that recently. It's been trying since last year or so
i think it got much worse today
since today videos barely load and tabs often crash
It's a shame there's no live superstore tracker. The one I know of hasn't been updated since Cutting Edge.
the helldiver companion app shows it
Isint that only for Iphone users?
its a website
I use Firefox so all the Google Chrome adblock bans don't effect me that much
I usually just use a workaround running for Google Chrome to be honest and I have no plans to switch to Firefox or even brave
I usually just use a workaround running for Google Chrome to be honest and I have no plans to switch to Firefox or even brave
Take a look at Opera. I've been using Opera GX for the past 5-6 years and it's really good. Very reliable inbuilt adblocker and a bunch of other stuff.
Be the change you want to see, buy some rats n post rat pics! 
i wish more people thought that way
Yes. Oh my god yes. I see idiots on youtube having tigers or something as pets and I'm just thinking how the hell are these people gonna take care of them once they grow up.
Yes. Oh my god yes. I see idiots on youtube having tigers or something as pets and I'm just thinking how the hell are these people gonna take care of them once they grow up.
man that opened up a sad video i saw that explained how a lot of these "viral" animal video people actually abuse they animals
Take a look at Opera. I've been using Opera GX for the past 5-6 years and it's really good. Very reliable inbuilt adblocker and a bunch of other stuff.
I heard about offer GX but I have no plans to switch to that
Its misserable how common animal rescues are staged.
there's some youtube (i think) lady that films herself biting her kitten's ears for some reason
the only ass i've seen in Space Marine 2 is Titus in that lighter power armor. dayum
That's insane
that thing hugs those buns of steel like the machine spirit demanded it
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I mean theres this strait up vid of a 3d modeled woman lifting up her dress and a huge dick drops down from it on youtube. Or the "clothes modeling" videos where women will try on fishnet body suits to give reviews and you can see everything yet its still okay because shes showing of the "clothes" she bought.
yup. but just make sure you don't swear in the first 60 seconds, or two minutes, or who knows?
that thing hugs those buns of steel like the machine spirit demanded it
Yo Brick, you down bad or smth?
Yo Brick, you down bad or smth?
i'm just calling it as i see it
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i honestly don't like the "lighter power armor" because like... it sort of invalidates Scout Armor
Scouts reporting for duty
hows your day treating you GR-47? I did check out troost. Yikes lol
hows your day treating you GR-47? I did check out troost. Yikes lol
What happened? Ok.. I just checked it... welp, time to go to the bug front Also It's GR-74, thank you very much....
does anyone know if there will be new weapons in the future)
New weapon stratagems? Probably. New weapons? Definitely. Will they be good? Eh... that remains to be seen.
hopefully we can cuz impossible is more like mission impossible
hopefully we can cuz impossible is more like mission impossible
Impossible and up is more about picking your battles and not agroing everything around you.
What happened? Ok.. I just checked it... welp, time to go to the bug front Also It's GR-74, thank you very much....
Hahahaha oh I’m so sorry GR-69 I just woke up. I’ll come back when my brain is functioning properly lol troost is free?! I went on before bed and it was close I missed it.
Hahahaha oh I’m so sorry GR-69 I just woke up. I’ll come back when my brain is functioning properly lol troost is free?! I went on before bed and it was close I missed it.
Eh... close enough. Also 69. EHEEEEEYYYY
Eh... close enough. Also 69. EHEEEEEYYYY
*smiles thoughtfully in Grinch_Green
*smiles thoughtfully in Grinch_Green
*Ewww.... Brotha EWWW... What's that brotha?
*Ewww.... Brotha EWWW... What's that brotha?
*demonic cat hisses red eyed then turns to smoke
*demonic cat hisses red eyed then turns to smoke
*X-bot 5k saying "I will disintegrate you"
hi, can anyone invite me to the 22nd Queerdivers server?
@Québie | La reine d'artillerie🌈 You got a recruit here
@Québie | La reine d'artillerie🌈 You got a recruit here
Uh sure
*X-bot 5k saying "I will disintegrate you"
(Steals gif cunningly) *hop on ultra kill Mr modesty 
Morning!
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Mornin fellas
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Mornin
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Lmao, I definitely can see Helldivers having a Stim Addiction, now that we can Stim without being injured
I use stims as performance enhancing drugs. I need to run FAST
More stims=more estrogen More estrogen=good
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Hiii
Haiiiiii
I use Stims before I Jump off a cliff to prevent damage
I hope you dive off the cliff too.
Alt = Freedom
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Bouncy... Are all meatbags like this? 
I press Dive more than I should, got me doing Max Payne Everytime I dive and shoot
Yeah, I do the same. diving toward an enemy while shooting. I feel like it makes me more likely to hit
I wonder if there's a helldivers hoi4 mod
Maybe for Stellaris, I don't think it would make sense for HOI4
Maybe for Stellaris, I don't think it would make sense for HOI4
There is one for stellaris
Also you'd be surprised, there's a star wars mod for hoi4
...how?
Wish I could dive off a cliff and maintain shooting the entire time I'm diving
Me waiting for the M2016 constitution:
...how?
Idk it's funny tho
Me waiting for the M2016 constitution:
All we got was the break action shotgun
Idk it's funny tho
I'm just curious how does it even work
I'm just curious how does it even work
I genuinely don't know I would tell you if I did
A truly missed moment from AH
Would be cool, but it would require the helldivers to defy physics
Would be cool, but it would require the helldivers to defy physics
Tell that to Devastator and Gunship Rockets
Would be cool, but it would require the helldivers to defy physics
We turned Meridia into a black hole
We turned Meridia into a black hole
I meant helldivers as the players, we are still subject to gravity
I meant helldivers as the players, we are still subject to gravity
Yeah
Meridia would have not had increased gravity until after the black hole event?
That's not how it works
But we should've felt increasing gravity on meridia
You could explain that by the destroyer having thrusters on reverse or something
Yeah?
Wow
Didn't know you could edit the HOI4 map
That's how alot of mods work
That's how alot of mods work
Idk, I don't really play HOI4, my dad does
Idk, I don't really play HOI4, my dad does
Oh nice
Meridia would have not had increased gravity until after the black hole event?
Depends on how massive the black hole is. If we assume meridia is the radius of earth, you'd feel it even before the event horizon. You wouldn't feel it past the EH in something like a TON-618
Oh nice
Yeah, I play CK2 and Stellaris and I want to get into Europa Universalis IV, but my dad plays EU4, Victoria 2, Victoria 3, HOI4 and Stellaris lol
Depends on how massive the black hole is. If we assume meridia is the radius of earth, you'd feel it even before the event horizon. You wouldn't feel it past the EH in something like a TON-618
So we'd have to downsize meridia to the size of a marble if we didn't add mass, BUT if we did, we would add mass equal to several times more than the sun
Depends on how massive the black hole is. If we assume meridia is the radius of earth, you'd feel it even before the event horizon. You wouldn't feel it past the EH in something like a TON-618
True, there isn't enough info on Merdia's Hole to calculate
So we'd have to downsize meridia to the size of a marble if we didn't add mass, BUT if we did, we would add mass equal to several times more than the sun
The truth is, it's not a Black Hole
So we'd have to downsize meridia to the size of a marble if we didn't add mass, BUT if we did, we would add mass equal to several times more than the sun
Pretty much. If it's the mass of earth, it would be like the size of a coin and would vaporize in seconds. If it's the radius of earth, it would be several times the mass of our sun. At least that's the best I remember, I don't know the exact swarzschild radius
Can go full MatPat and no clip in Helldivers and measure the hole
Now I'm tempted to try.
It's a Wormhole
Those are disident lies
The truth is, it's not a Black Hole
It's treason then
Those are disident lies
This is #off-topic
Now I'm tempted to try.
Do it for democracy. If the Ministry of Truth comes after you, good luck