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I once had a dream that I was on a raft with Jack Sparrow Captain America and President Obama in the middle of the ocean trying to survive using flex tape a lap top and a single goat we were trying to milk. That was by far the weirdest dream I've ever had and it was extremely vivid.
Did you drink the milk after milking the goat
I honestly don't remember, what I do remember though is Obama and Captain America getting into a fist fight over if it was a male or female goat Jack was trying to milk
That's when the dream ended unfortunately.
How do I put videos from my pc to my iPhone (I got a iPhone 12 mini) like how do I do it without OneDrive and google drive?
Oh it's very easy
That's when the dream ended unfortunately.
Who won the fight
How do I put videos from my pc to my iPhone (I got a iPhone 12 mini) like how do I do it without OneDrive and google drive?
So you need a USB cable like your iphones charging cable, with one end going to your PC and the other to your phone, your computer should detect the file structure
How
Uhm duh use your brain? Like do I look like a tech guy?
So you need a USB cable like your iphones charging cable, with one end going to your PC and the other to your phone, your computer should detect the file structure
What about Bluetooth
Uhm duh use your brain? Like do I look like a tech guy?
I’m a dumbass when I got my BB gun a couple months ago first thing I did with it was shoot my leg
I’m a dumbass when I got my BB gun a couple months ago first thing I did with it was shoot my leg
I’m a dumbass when I got my BB gun a couple months ago first thing I did with it was shoot my leg
Damn
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Kirby
Who’s Kirby
Who’s Kirby
Just a round pink ball dw bout it anyway do u play overwatch
Just a round pink ball dw bout it anyway do u play overwatch
No
No
What do u play
Kirby is an eldritch god and horror that consumes all that comes before it
Hear me out though
I skipped bb guns and went straight to airsoft
I started with REAL guns when I was five and I js got a BB gun when I’m 13-15 (it doesn’t say my real age)
What do u play
Video games
Video games
That's crazy what video games specifically
I started with REAL guns when I was five and I js got a BB gun when I’m 13-15 (it doesn’t say my real age)
You started with real guns when you were 5 and the first thing you did when you got your bb gun was shoot yourself?
You started with real guns when you were 5 and the first thing you did when you got your bb gun was shoot yourself?
Yes
I’m a dumbass when I got my BB gun a couple months ago first thing I did with it was shoot my leg
Nice
You started with real guns when you were 5 and the first thing you did when you got your bb gun was shoot yourself?
it's not about the gun it's about the message
That's crazy what video games specifically
Uhhh games
Uhhh games
it's not about the gun it's about the message
He's a menace for himself, that was the message
He's a menace for himself, that was the message
Oh yeah it is
It happens.. I guess lol
I did it 3 more times
I did it 3 more times
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Not Randy
It hurted but didn’t hurt
So you took it as a challenge the first time
So you took it as a challenge the first time
Tsk Americans
So you took it as a challenge the first time
Ye and when I was duck hunting or js there as a watcher I got my BB gun and kill like 5 birds
Ye and when I was duck hunting or js there as a watcher I got my BB gun and kill like 5 birds
YOU monster
So you had to shoot yourself two more times to be sure
Yuh
YOU monster
And?
And?
And and and I'm gonna bust this hot load on your
And and and I'm gonna bust this hot load on your
Huh?
Huh?
And I'm gonna explode all over the
And I'm gonna explode all over the
HUH?
HUH?
AHHHHHHH
He's not getting your love confession
Dw he will
He's not getting your love confession
Good toimes 
Okay 
Nothing good, morning
morning lol
16:03 here currently which translates to
Same here
16:03 here currently which translates to
it's 7am here
I’m lvl9 and have 6000 Req credits what stratagem should I get
eventually you'll just end up getting them all so it's not anything immediate that you absolutely MUST get at level 9, if anything the milestone is level 20 so you can get the shield backpack and learn how to get better
it's 7am here
West coast right?
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Normal human conversation
good morning miss bask !! 
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I hope you are well today 
I am well! Finishing up this week's sentiment report with @miitchimus and @B Vitamin 
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I am well! Finishing up this week's sentiment report with @miitchimus and @B Vitamin
heck yeah! (I have no idea what that is, but I'm sure it's great!)
I wonder how miitchimus is these days haven’t heard a peep since a song of forks and shovels
Simpler times
heck yeah! (I have no idea what that is, but I'm sure it's great!)
we collect player feedback into a big report every week... feedback and memes
Simpler times
he lives !!
They have greater representation than Americans now
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Simpler times
I am well! Finishing up this week's sentiment report with @miitchimus and @B Vitamin
Me mentioned! 
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Woohoo you’re still here
I am haha, I have moved over now from the Support team to the CM team 
I’m lvl9 and have 6000 Req credits what stratagem should I get
Touching grass stratagem
Are you still the only Aussie in arrowhead
No we have 3 haha
Me mentioned! ️
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GET MENTIONED 
Me mentioned! ️
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Hiiii B!! 
Good to see you again omgg!!!! it's been a while!!!
Good to see you again omgg!!!! it's been a while!!!
No we have 3 haha
Big growth 
Big growth
We are slowly taking over 
Soon everyone will be eating Tim tams
and eating Vegemite
The whole arrowhead gang's here
fr
i met a man in brusels 
I’m lvl9 and have 6000 Req credits what stratagem should I get
Go crazy and experiment on any strategem!! I find tbe game the most fun when you figure things out by your own experimentation. The only advice I really have is to make sure you've got all your bases covered (backpack, support, lot of explody strategems) People sometimes go too heavy on support weapons or have none at all and end up somewhat stunted in strategem variety in the dive screen.
six foot tall and full of muscle
and eating Vegemite
All according to plan 
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i said "do you speak my language?"
He just smile and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
We haven't got a nugget night planned but there is a hot sauce challenge soon 
Hi Shu!
yaaa hope you're well!!!!! 
We haven't got a nugget night planned but there is a hot sauce challenge soon
And he said "I come from a land down under"
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Where beer does flow and men chunder
Go crazy and experiment on any strategem!! I find tbe game the most fun when you figure things out by your own experimentation. The only advice I really have is to make sure you've got all your bases covered (backpack, support, lot of explody strategems) People sometimes go too heavy on support weapons or have none at all and end up somewhat stunted in strategem variety in the dive screen.
Go crazy and uninstall the game
We haven't got a nugget night planned but there is a hot sauce challenge soon
Wow the challenge will have so many people now
Wow the challenge will have so many people now
I don't know how game I am for it, the nuggets ruined me ngl
yaaa hope you're well!!!!!
I am well! Arrowhead let me out of my cage, but it's ok, I had a lot of snacks.
I mainly subsisted on a diet of people's samples when going through their account
Spare me
Spare me
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Mini olympics with hot sauce
It's a range from Chilli klaus and I think someone said they have the last dab too 
I don't know how game I am for it, the nuggets ruined me ngl
Holy crap, you guys need to capture it live the last dab would be wild
I am well! Arrowhead let me out of my cage, but it's ok, I had a lot of snacks.
GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE
Holy crap, you guys need to capture it live the last dab would be wild
Yeah I might see if the video guys are free again! I'm not sure what day it is all meant to go down
Yeah I might see if the video guys are free again! I'm not sure what day it is all meant to go down
I think this might be the first behind the scene content since the forks and shovels
We haven't got a nugget night planned but there is a hot sauce challenge soon
how hot are we exactly talking here...
have you ever felt your eyeballs sweat before
I think that’s just crying bask
have you ever felt your eyeballs sweat before
...can't say I have? but I do frequently eat Trinidad Scorpion pepper sauce, which is like 1.5 million - 1.7 million on the Scoville scale, since my grandpa used to make it from scratch! Unfortunately I gotta get store-bought now because I don't live close enough to him anymore to get some :(
anything above 2 million SHU is probably too much for me though
That's right. We're making people cry.
It would actually be really entertaining lighthearted stuff compared to the game stuff that’s been coming out
how hot are we exactly talking here...
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Oooosh
The sauce of Bearded Men™️ everywhere
When you eat it, instant beard
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I want a hot sauce collection that the more hot the more uncanny the goober becomes
I'd look cool with a beard
But your tiny
smol 
smol
Sub atomic
One time I used faceapp to genderswap myself and TO MY HORROR i looked exactly like my older brother
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One time I used faceapp to genderswap myself and TO MY HORROR i looked exactly like my older brother
Glad you guys have time to atleast have a bit of breathing room now, the server is returning to controllable levels
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Says here on the site it caps out at 2,200,000 SHU units. Immediately wanted to buy it but apparently you can only get it in Europe :(
but apparently you can only get it in Europe :(
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GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE
I'd look cool with a beard
beardskinator
IM SORRY IT WAS THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF
i dont see any CMs! 
How you been shu?
I'm feeling good today, went to an after-dark pool party with friends to watch fireworks last night It revitalized my chi and everyone was so happy to see me so I'm happy!
It revitalized my chi and everyone was so happy to see me so I'm happy!
Dear Spectrum: You're a fucking dog shit ISP and I hate you. Sincerely, ShockFyre on behalf of literally all your customers because you're monopolistic jerks
That's awesome! I'm glad you had fun :) Wife and I spent the day packing and cleaning the house yesterday and we just arrived in Florida to see my parents
Florida? My condolences!
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First of all, they can fuck off for not giving me symmetrical gigabit. Second of all, they can fuck off for not giving me the gigabit down that me and my in-laws are paying for.
Florida's the best state in America because we're effectively a lawless hellhole filled with bath salts and guns. Life is exciting when you leave the house
That's an argument in its favor that I hadn't seen before.
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That's an argument in its favor that I hadn't seen before.
Yeah, like who needs crazy YouTube videos when you can just go to Walmart?
There's not much white trash comedy happening in Stockholm. But when I see some on that rare occasion... it makes me feel homesick. 
It's a heckin' solid alternative to the absurd real estate costs here
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gonk gonk
gonk
legit walked out of the car for a minute to talk to the car seller and i got stung 8 times
@Shura ♡ Let me iiiiin!
:D
how to file an discord appeal??? i was signaled by error (the person told me that) but i can't file one like discord says you do
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We have a school bus in our backyard that was converted into an RV.
thats actually kinda badass, nobody should be allowed to give you lip for it
how to file an discord appeal??? i was signaled by error (the person told me that) but i can't file one like discord says you do
discord appeal as in ban appeal for this specific server or for discord's ToS itself?
thats actually kinda badass, nobody should be allowed to give you lip for it
"Nice school bus, broke ass!" "Nice house payment, dipshit!"
We have a school bus in our backyard that was converted into an RV.
That’s friggin dope ngl
That’s friggin dope ngl
If people are making fun of you for it may they stub their toes on corners
discord appeal as in ban appeal for this specific server or for discord's ToS itself?
TOS itself, the person chooses the wrong person to signal, he told me i have only 2 hours before discord risk deleting my accounts
If people are making fun of you for it may they stub their toes on corners
The ones that do, I point how how I'm not the one getting screwed by the real estate market.
TOS itself, the person chooses the wrong person to signal, he told me i have only 2 hours before discord risk deleting my accounts
My friend, you are currently being scammed.
My friend, you are currently being scammed.
are you sure???
TOS itself, the person chooses the wrong person to signal, he told me i have only 2 hours before discord risk deleting my accounts
broheim that is def a scam
can i post the screen here so you tell me?
you don't have regular role :( can you DM it to me instead?
you'd go to sleep during summer and if you didn't put a towel to block the air gap of the door, you'd get like 3 mosquitos in your room
Haiiii
The ones that do, I point how how I'm not the one getting screwed by the real estate market.
Based ngl
im scared yes okay ill send you
Take it from someone who also got a wrongful ToS bonk: if discord had an issue with your account, it would be locked out and you'd have to go through their support
Hi everyone
Tiny
im scared yes okay ill send you
Check in #hellposting real quick pls
sorry i gotta manually type your username to ping
Take it from someone who also got a wrongful ToS bonk: if discord had an issue with your account, it would be locked out and you'd have to go through their support
oh?
sorry i gotta manually type your username to ping
ah sorry
Tiny
You smol. Miniscule even.
Haiiii
Hya!
ah sorry
Sent, please check #hellposting for instructions!
Haiiii
Wow your account is fresh
oh?
Yes, I got flagged as a robot by discord for like 2.5 days
Sent, please check #hellposting for instructions!
i did, thank you! it says all good but i was scared ^^"
Yes, I got flagged as a robot by discord for like 2.5 days
They DID say to look out for automaton propaganda...
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we got you, homie
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sorry for bothering you ive panicked
Don't be sorry. It's good that you asked instead of trusting scammers
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Situation resolved, that account has been mogged 
So check your account standing like Shu said
always happy to help people out! (it's the least i can do, right? 
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Wow your account is fresh
Whar?
Whar?
You're account is really new
You're account is really new
This like my 3 or 4th account
This like my 3 or 4th account
I figured
You're account is really new
I deleted the others for the funni
Don't be sorry. It's good that you asked instead of trusting scammers
^^"
Hi Sarah!
Hi Sarah!
Hi shu 
Hi shu
I hope you're doing well!!
Tired but it is Friday!
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Specifically California xD
Specifically California xD
black ops 1 guy
black ops 1 guy
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Fire drip
Fire drip
thanks! (am i supposed to say thanks >.>)
thanks! (am i supposed to say thanks >.>)
(Up to you ig?)
Anyone else buy a card from ASUS only to find out they put the wrong card in the box.
Still better than just brick
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The numbers
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tudei ihs fraidai on carifornya
guys how do i gunship in half life 2 highway 17 where the cool guy gives you the rocket launcher
use your mouse to guide the missile lil bud
use your mouse to guide the missile lil bud
thank you very much you are now legally my best friend
Just got back home from getting my blood drawn, arm hurts like hell
Did you donate?
black ops 1 guy
Damn you've been banished to off topic,such a sad day
tudei ihs fraidai on carifornya
it's pronounced more like "cadiforneeyuh" in the clip
Damn you've been banished to off topic,such a sad day
black ops 1 guy will return one day
black ops 1 guy will return one day
black ops 2 guy when
black ops 1 guy will return one day
I will be waiting
black ops 1 guy
black ops 1 guy
black ops 2 guy when
pretty sure we have one of those already
black ops 1 guy will return one day
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black ops 1 guy
Black ops 1 guy
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it's pronounced more like "cadiforneeyuh" in the clip
Shitsu
Shitsu
like the dog breed? I used to have shih tzus!! but they're pretty high maintenance dogs lol
Guys was helldivers 1 any good?
It's really similar to helldivers 2 but with a bird eye view
I miss matpat 
1 question. who the hell made the atomatons
them damn cyborgs
clankes the clanker
I will report your super-destroyer staff to the IRS
damm im tired
Same tbh
Same tbh
i had to wake up at 5am for work and i got out at 12 we had like 12000 orders for coolers and i tired
Did you donate?
stuff to get into EMT
These fucking kids I work with… the college we rent out offeres condoms in the bathrooms and the kids fill them up like water balloons
reminds me of a certain youtube "challenge"
reminds me of a certain youtube "challenge"
Some kid even came up to me and gave me a condom when I took the kids outside to play kick ball
I miss matpat
Venom Snake when Antidote snake walks in the room
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Doubt that... Severely.
Doubt that... Severely.
Would you rather have to eat a Crayola 72 pack of crayons or 3 condoms
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Not here. Only spiders under my bed...
Not here. Only spiders under my bed...
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You stop that, or I'll 3d print that, build it and mail it to your house.
You stop that, or I'll 3d print that, build it and mail it to your house.
Oh no, not that! Please don't mail one...or a dozen....to my house. 123 Main Street; Friendly City USA
Oh no, not that! Please don't mail one...or a dozen....to my house. 123 Main Street; Friendly City USA
I will and it will be programmed to crawl on you at night 
I don't like spiders, but these little guys are just cute
I don't like spiders, but these little guys are just cute
Haiiii
Haiiii
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Washington
Yeah but shouldn’t they have learned to swim in their childhood
Childhood in superearth must be different, probably they prioritize your gun efficiency more 
Yeah but don’t you think it’s kind of weird how there’s like more than 10000 helldivers and not one of them know how to swim
Well you don’t fight maritime bots or bugs
Ik this random but there’s 2 towns in my home state of Maine called Liberty And Freedom
That's fire
Ik this random but there’s 2 towns in my home state of Maine called Liberty And Freedom
That's funny. In Denmark we also have a Paris and Rome. They're even less than an hour apart
And some that have names that would probably be considered inappropriate to share here
@bread
Yeah?
Yeah?
SKINWALKER CRACK
SKINWALKER CRACK
You’re a clone of me
How's everyone doing this afternoon?
It's 2 am here :3
That's funny. In Denmark we also have a Paris and Rome. They're even less than an hour apart
Nah the people who name the towns in my state were mad lazy
How's everyone doing this afternoon?
How's everyone doing this afternoon?
How's everyone doing this afternoon?
long time no see!
Let's not go there
dammit i missed the action!
Anyone was at the Rammstein concert?
I wanna see them live so frigging bad
I wanna see them live so frigging bad
They went so hard today/yesterday
They went so hard today/yesterday
I have never heard Richard Kruspe play a bad riff
I wore a t shirt and I didn’t freeze lol thanks to the pyrotechnics
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is self advert against the rules
Yes it is
ok thank you
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Can anyone help with an issue I'm having trying to get the game to launch?
No
I'm slowly collecting so many old school crpgs lol
Name your top 3....
ok thank you
If it’s a helldiver YouTube channel or stream im pre sure you can promote in helldivers media
Helldiverussy
Mikhailussy
You know what's really fucking annoying is when you're driving and the two pedestrians walking towards you still don't move out of the way, and then the car coming over the hill that doesn't see you gets mad at you because you don't want to turn a food run into vehicular manslaughter
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Fuck off
Fuck off
Dumbass bitch almost had her car door taken off
Was she parallel parked to the road?
Dumbass bitch almost had her car door taken off
Fucking ridiculous. How are you gonna sit there and look at the two and a half tons of metal, explosions and dead dinosaurs coming at you and go "nah I'm gonna keep going"
Hear me out
Guys
Yes benevolent overlord?
Was she parallel parked to the road?
yeah
Name your top 3....
I like bg1 played a little of 2 so far but really liking it and I'd say fallout 2
Dessert lasagna
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Can i have a piece
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wtf is that