off-topic
There's been a massive surge in crime and homelessness in the state in the past couple of years, and along with pending and recent law changes, I just dun' like it
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm i had butter chicken biryani (or biriyani, briyani. different places use different spellings)
I had some butter chicken and naan few days ago
gonk gonk. sure, though no promises.
Love ya
@Foster if they ever add clans ingame would you join me
If they ever do that I would be double screwed
If they ever do that I would be double screwed
Why
Why
I mean, I don't even have friends to play in the first place, by adding clans it would definitely be more humiliating than now for me
I mean, I don't even have friends to play in the first place, by adding clans it would definitely be more humiliating than now for me
Sadness and sorrow
Happy Independence Day fellas
who needs friends to play just go random
Fuck randoms, I hate em all
Happy Independence Day fellas
FUCK YOU BRITAIN (love you British friends)
Have they added any new upgrades and anything to grind for in the past month?
New modules dropped for the ship
In a movie theater for a movie i didn’t want to watch getting massively overstimmed rn
Mega Minions is valid
FUCK YOU BRITAIN (love you British friends)
DUMPING TEA SINCE 1773 HELL YEAH (please defend us if we go to war with Russia, love you guys)
Meseeks is in America eating a chili dog and cola for independence day racking up those health bills and cholesterol
Eating Burgers by the pool while watching my Uncle launching an improvised firework fills me with patriotism
People what is the first thing you think off when you think about the US?
Freedom, love, and overwhelming military budgets.
Freedom, love, and overwhelming military budgets.
Listen guys America may spend too much on their military, have politicians that should be in nursing homes, have an insatiable thirst for oil, a constant threat of starting or instigating WWIII, underwhelming education with an overwhelming number of active shooters, a collapsing economy caused by a complete disregard for the consequences of inflation and wartime spending, but at lease we invented JOHN CENA GET FUCKED 
Listen guys America may spend too much on their military, have politicians that should be in nursing homes, have an insatiable thirst for oil, a constant threat of starting or instigating WWIII, underwhelming education with an overwhelming number of active shooters, a collapsing economy caused by a complete disregard for the consequences of inflation and wartime spending, but at lease we invented JOHN CENA GET FUCKED
Yeah but John Cena is a CCP shill
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Yeah but John Cena is a CCP shill
Then at least we invented SEX
Hell yeah
America where the president is basically a king now
Basically a skeleton now 
Basically a skeleton now
On god their needs to be a age limit because redgardless of who wins we'd have to put them in a cryopod 
America where the president is basically a king now
I genuinely feel like a small gust of wind could kill our President
They should boil the president in a big pot after his term is over, and send every citizen a cup of his broth for ceremonial use
I have a better idea: Cremation. Or mummification, seeing how dried out he is already XD
I have a better idea: Cremation. Or mummification, seeing how dried out he is already XD
Yeah but then you just have ashes instead of broth which can be added to soup or enjoyed on its own
Yeah but then you just have ashes instead of broth which can be added to soup or enjoyed on its own
It'd be so good to have like a person who's not either insane, a criminal or older than the mountains in a place of power
Mrbeast
It'd be so good to have like a person who's not either insane, a criminal or older than the mountains in a place of power
Czech President be like https://media.tenor.com/yBDYbaHniOoAAAPo/general-pavel-general-thumbs-up.mp4
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Bro once we accelerate America into an insane place where we ritualistically eat the president everything will be fixed. It’s never been tried before so it’ll probably work
Bro once we accelerate America into an insane place where we ritualistically eat the president everything will be fixed. It’s never been tried before so it’ll probably work
I've always been a eat the rich supporter
Bro once we accelerate America into an insane place where we ritualistically eat the president everything will be fixed. It’s never been tried before so it’ll probably work
That's the worst reasoning for anything. Some precedents don't need to be set.
Why would you want to eat the American presidents though
I'd eat Trump because he's filled with so much McDonald's fat he's probably like a roast pig
Why would you want to eat the American presidents though
The presidents like the most powerful guy so he’s probably got power in his flesh so therefore if you eat it you get power
The presidents like the most powerful guy so he’s probably got power in his flesh so therefore if you eat it you get power
I know what you edited 
Too old
The meat would be all tough and stringy
The meat would be all tough and stringy
Again, not a taste thing. The guys probably magic so it’s like cough syrup where you don’t drink it for the taste, you do it for the medicine in it
Dudes already selling their Mr Beast houses 
Dudes already selling their Mr Beast houses
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Drink and drink 
cheers
cheers
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mr beast built some 100 houses in south america
and apparently some are selling it for 45 million or something
mr beast built some 100 houses in south america
Yeah, I live in 5 of them
Yeah, I live in 5 of them
Next level squatnik
Drink and drink cheers
cheers
Helldive and Drink
I told my English stepdad to have fun at work today, to which he said “go fuck yourself” 
Helldive and Drink
Can't, I'm only going to drink
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Wdym hammered?
hammered = drunk
hammered = drunk
Never knew that word, what a curious language
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THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE MY FREEDOM. HOOORRAHHH
THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE MY FREEDOM. HOOORRAHHH
Freedom for what?
Freedom for what?
THE FREEDOMS OF SPEECH. HOORRAAHHH
AND HAVING TWENTY EAGLES. HOORRAHHH
THE FREEDOMS OF SPEECH. HOORRAAHHH
Free to remain silent I'd rather say
Free to remain silent I'd rather say
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE BRITISH REDCOATS? TRYING TO TAX US?!?! HOORRAHHH. AMERICA WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE BRITISH REDCOATS? TRYING TO TAX US?!?! HOORRAHHH. AMERICA WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT
You tax yourselves so British dummies doesn't have to
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TRAITOR!
WE MUST STOP THE BRITISH FROM TAXING US. HOORAHHHH
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WE MUST STOP THE BRITISH FROM TAXING US. HOORAHHHH
"The British can't tax us if we tax ourselves harder" logic
"The British can't tax us if we tax ourselves harder" logic
YEAAHHHHH NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. HOORAHHH
YEAAHHHHH NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. HOORAHHH
God I'm happy to live in europe
God I'm happy to live in europe
@atomix187 You.
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MY FREEDOM. IT'S... BEING......... STRIPPED AWAY YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME, YOU EUROPE MAN....
YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME, YOU EUROPE MAN....
God I'm happy to live in europe
all over Europe?
MY FREEDOM. IT'S... BEING......... STRIPPED AWAY YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME, YOU EUROPE MAN....
YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME, YOU EUROPE MAN....
all over Europe?
Possibly.... You'll never know...
good afternoob
Good
Good
lmao love it
lmao love it
I refuse to give into time zones. 
@Matt Craig tiny skrunkly
You are literally in the quark realm
You are literally in the quark realm
Frien tiny?
Frien tiny?
..... Yes .....
I refuse to give into time zones.
Time zones are a government myth made to make you waste time and not escape from Za Matrix What is the Matrix? Exactly
Time zones are a government myth made to make you waste time and not escape from Za Matrix What is the Matrix? Exactly
Time zones are necessary and very annoying.
I will drink my Libertea for you helldiver
https://youtu.be/CQ89tXUatuc It's beautiful 
If you mean the epileptic potential... I have to agree.
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Dude I would love to own an owl....lol....Is it even possible They are so cool
God I'm happy to live in europe
God I'm happy I live in AMERICA
Dude I would love to own an owl....lol....Is it even possible They are so cool
It is possible to get them, but A: they are really expensive and B: VERY high maintenance from what I gather
Dude I would love to own an owl....lol....Is it even possible They are so cool
Depends on your location but yeah
God I'm happy I live in AMERICA
2024
It is possible to get them, but A: they are really expensive and B: VERY high maintenance from what I gather
Also this
2024
Guh?
It is possible to get them, but A: they are really expensive and B: VERY high maintenance from what I gather
Yeaaah. And also. Wouldn't want one like just a regular "bird" It's just like it would be so cool if I had the opportunity But my landlord sucks. Doesn't allow animals
Guh?
What's Guh mean ?
when will there be a new race of enemies in helldivers 2???
Nobody knows
Illuminati? Sorry, I'm new, forgot what they're called
Illuminate
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Freedom Rahh
:3
Freedom Rahh
GET FUCKED, ENGLAND
In celebration of the freedomuricas birthday can we get image permissions in off-topic please
real
When are we getting the Illuminate
When the illuminate get added
I hate aliens
Woah calm down there. We might all be aliens
I can hear again 
No bruh. I’ve been cold turkey for 2 weeks
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Jeff just got stoned enough
Whew! I thought for a second he was a Mr potato Head and had misplaced his ears
Cuz my ears wear blocked from ear wax
Cuz my ears wear blocked from ear wax
Gross
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Yes it’s been rough but doctor flushed my ears with a squirt gun.
Is it weird that I like that feeling of cleeing my ears with a Qtip ?
Not weird. But bad. I do it myself.
Cuz my ears wear blocked from ear wax
Qtip cleaning might’ve attributed to this. Cuz it pushes wax deeper in your ears.
Can we go back to talking about war crimes, it is less unsettling than talking about ear wax for me
How tf is that not unsettling?
How tf is that not unsettling?
I didn't say talking about war crimes is not unsettling I said it is less unsettling than ear wax
I'm thinking to myself... Wouldn't that just clog your ears though
Nah the ear is a one way entry. It’ll just come out the way it came
I didn't say talking about war crimes is not unsettling I said it is less unsettling than ear wax
I find that…..odd
That shit shoots water in your head
lol wut
lol wut
The thing that shoots water in your ears to clean wax
The thing that shoots water in your ears to clean wax
It’s just a giant squirt bottle with a narrow tube on the end.
Well the bottle shoots it at high pressure to prevent such things
that sounds even worse lol
1807 Copenhagen ❤️
Gross
Gross
Nu uh
How we doing in here this afternoon?
Watching Americans burn themselves alive with fireworks
How we doing in here this afternoon?
Made fun of British people so quite a good day
When are we getting the Illuminate
the illuminate are canceled because we dont know how to behave in the car
Made fun of British people so quite a good day
You should be thanking the british, for without them there would be no 4th of July......
How we doing in here this afternoon?
Been doing good. Ears flushed hearing restored. Things are looking up.
You should be thanking the british, for without them there would be no 4th of July......
Nah
Nah
Well then ....how about restricting your ridicule to their teeth?
I'm going to make fun of whatever is most convenient at the given time while not going completely overboard
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SWEET LIBERTEA! NOOOO!!!!
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TRUE Bri'ish national beverage.
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Hand over your image perms
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I’m partial to black olive Coca-Cola myself
Hand over your image perms
Counterpoint: You'd have to moderate this server.
Zi kitty is here
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That inspires me to create a recipe I'm tentatively calling "bloody Mary baked beans"
Zi kitty is here
That inspires me to create a recipe I'm tentatively calling "bloody Mary baked beans"
The only beans that matter is toe beans And coffee beans
Counterpoint: You'd have to moderate this server.
I’d give every one a free toaster oven
I’d give every one a free toaster oven
Mike for moderator!
I’d give every one a free toaster oven
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You’ve seen my true intentions
You’ve seen my true intentions
Well I do have the red role...
Well I do have the red role...
Perhaps you can oversee the distribution of the toaster ovens
Perhaps you can oversee the distribution of the toaster ovens
With robotic precision and tirelessly too boot!
With robotic precision and tirelessly too boot!
I vote for thee to be the prime minister of off-topic
I vote for thee to be the prime minister of off-topic
I'll abdicate the first day and let Anarchy run amock
I'll abdicate the first day and let Anarchy run amock
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Watched Spider-Man: No Way Home again, Dafoe’s Goblin is the only villain that’s beat down two different versions of the same hero, right? Bro is a hater on a multiversal level
Hot take: No Way Home is a shit movie
Ayo Kendrick's new music video just dropped
where can i submit a bug report
I believe you can put in a ticket through their zendesk, one sec I'll grab ya the link
preciate it 
@B Vitamin i sent you a message regarding a bug i came across in game
Yeah! If you have bugs much better to send through to the helpdesk so we can properly keep track of reports. The devs can't go through my DMs to look for reports.
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What are you all talking about now?
i wish we had a vc in this server
It would be absoloute chaos from the second it's added
It would be absoloute chaos from the second it's added
nah
nah
We have a filter here for a good damn reason if we add a voice chat then what's the point
We have a filter here for a good damn reason if we add a voice chat then what's the point
booo they should remove the filters
booo they should remove the filters
40 Percent increase in bans
40 Percent increase in bans
freedom of speech does not exist in discord. if you say something wrong for the first time say goodbye
Unfortunately the moderation team has not reached the depths of insanity required to even attempt moderating a voice chat on a server of this size.
freedom of speech does not exist in discord. if you say something wrong for the first time say goodbye
What mods are you running into all of the one's I know are generally forgiving
What mods are you running into all of the one's I know are generally forgiving
well i got banned for 5 servers, the most notable one was the apex legends server
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well i got banned for 5 servers, the most notable one was the apex legends server
And why was that?
And why was that?
i was soo mad becasue of how bad the servers were getting and i said if apex could stop focusing on pride month for a day and go the server rooms and fix the code or whatever then the game would be soo much better and popular
Some of us are EUROPEAN you know
freedom of speech does not exist in discord. if you say something wrong for the first time say goodbye
Freedom of speech is a right that supports the freedom of an individual or a community to articulate their opinions and ideas without fear of retaliation, censorship, or legal sanction from the government. So unless you are on a government discord, you need to play by the rules of the Discord moderators
i was soo mad becasue of how bad the servers were getting and i said if apex could stop focusing on pride month for a day and go the server rooms and fix the code or whatever then the game would be soo much better and popular
I'm getting a mix of ignorance and terrible moderation
Freedom of speech is a right that supports the freedom of an individual or a community to articulate their opinions and ideas without fear of retaliation, censorship, or legal sanction from the government. So unless you are on a government discord, you need to play by the rules of the Discord moderators
i was gonna say sum corny like the bill of rights but its whatever
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I'm getting a mix of ignorance and terrible moderation
wym
i was gonna say sum corny like the bill of rights but its whatever
While the right to freedom of speech is enumerated in the United States via the bill of rights, about 140 other countries have modified their constitutions and or laws to incorporate such an idea. It's not just a 'Murica thing
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some do but its with a twist and some countries have directly taken that shi away. but i guess. i have to abide by the rules
wym
Pride Month is cool, just that when you're complaining about developers being bad at their jobs when you rope Pride Month into it, then it makes you look like you're just complaining about Pride Month being the reason they are lazy instead of just the servers.
Pride Month is cool, just that when you're complaining about developers being bad at their jobs when you rope Pride Month into it, then it makes you look like you're just complaining about Pride Month being the reason they are lazy instead of just the servers.
multiple ppl have said that im not even joking bruh and they got banned for it
multiple ppl have said that im not even joking bruh and they got banned for it
That's what I mean by terrible moderation
That's what I mean by terrible moderation
ohh
well i got banned for 5 servers, the most notable one was the apex legends server
At least you’re only banned in servers… I got banned from reddit site forever on meme subreddits
At least you’re only banned in servers… I got banned from reddit site forever on meme subreddits
reddit, lol
reddit, lol
I wanna get back tbh, communities there are bigger
At least you’re only banned in servers… I got banned from reddit site forever on meme subreddits
Skill issue
At least you’re only banned in servers… I got banned from reddit site forever on meme subreddits
How?!
first ban was when i was banned for teaching people Mandarin (i'm a mandarin speaker), it had the N word... and i was clarifying regional dialects and pronounciation and how some wrods sound like the N word. That was 3 days.
It's really dumb that people get banned because of that, because most languages have an word that sounds like the n word but has a complete different meaning
third and final permanent ban, on a meme subreddit people were acting gay and i said "that's haram! stone that b!" and i got banned for hatred against homosexual
I... I think that was an actual reasonable ban
third and final permanent ban, on a meme subreddit people were acting gay and i said "that's haram! stone that b!" and i got banned for hatred against homosexual
Okay I won't defend you there
It's really dumb that people get banned because of that, because most languages have an word that sounds like the n word but has a complete different meaning
Blame people who rather gets offended with the n word and also people who abused the use of the n word
hahaha, i feel like you could get away with certain stuff, but not others.
First ban was a misunderstanding Second is questionable Third is just straight up homophobia
hahaha, i feel like you could get away with certain stuff, but not others.
Yeah, that happened here when someone speaks another language and gets away with it, but there's always a mod watching me and deleting All Spanish things I write
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so jsut be warned - if you're banned from different servers 3 times you're off reddit forever with no way to appeal
it did teach me a lesson, i'm super careful with words and try to be as PC as possible IRL and online
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it did teach me a lesson, i'm super careful with words and try to be as PC as possible IRL and online
PC, can you run Cyberpunk 2077 with RTX activated?
PC, can you run Cyberpunk 2077 with RTX activated?
yes, it can even run Crysis too at 8k 240 fps
it did teach me a lesson, i'm super careful with words and try to be as PC as possible IRL and online
Isn't that game still considered a bad egg or did they manage to fix it's flaws?
i heard they've fixed loads of stuff, like No Mans Sky
Isn't that game still considered a bad egg or did they manage to fix it's flaws?
I know, but it's hella bad optimized
i heard they've fixed loads of stuff, like No Mans Sky
It's fucking great now Where else can I kill an entire camp of people using glorified mind zip bombs
It's fucking great now Where else can I kill an entire camp of people using glorified mind zip bombs
I need to buy that game again cuz the first time I didn't knew what tf I was supposed to go/do
I need to buy that game again cuz the first time I didn't knew what tf I was supposed to go/do
Play it do yourself a favor Imo better than GTA because of how actually interesting it is
Play it do yourself a favor Imo better than GTA because of how actually interesting it is
how open world is it? is it as immersive as RDR2?
Play it do yourself a favor Imo better than GTA because of how actually interesting it is
Yeah, I will
how open world is it? is it as immersive as RDR2?
Not ass detailed and realistic as RD2 but still fun because of how interesting the world is
Not ass detailed and realistic as RD2 but still fun because of how interesting the world is
will buy when it's on discount then. i'm trying to finish off Far Cry 6
Haven't played any far cry before, first I thought it was about hunting animals and bonding with them
Totally
Haven't played any far cry before, first I thought it was about hunting animals and bonding with them
actually, kinda haha, you do have a companion with you. it's still one of the best fast-paced open world FPS imo
Rlly?
Yeah just don't mind the killing and whole entire plot then it's about animal bonding
I mean that was the thought I had about far cry, that's why I never got interested in the franchise
FC6 is nice, some say FC5 is better but i hated FC5. Primal was very unique
I mean that was the thought I had about far cry, that's why I never got interested in the franchise
I tried playing 5 but my computer was shit back then so I never could Have Far Cry 3 but just never got around to installing it
I tried playing 5 but my computer was shit back then so I never could Have Far Cry 3 but just never got around to installing it
I know far cry 3 because of AC 4 black flag
AC4 black flag is another goated game, but i bought valhalla recently it was so ass
Yeah, It was so good
But I remember that you also have to deal with the Abstergo bullshit
oh yea, hated that.
lego spongebob
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black ops 1 guy
COD Infinite Warfare gang
COD Infinite Warfare gang
black ops 1 guy is glad you had fun with infinite warfare, black ops 1 guy liked that game too
i spent 200 dollars on apex coins and i bought the entire collection event lol
Should I feel proud or disapointed
Should I feel proud or disapointed
i got money i work unlike 99% of the apex legends community. warehouse jobs are lit tho. im about to get my forklift license and shit so i can be certified
i got money i work unlike 99% of the apex legends community. warehouse jobs are lit tho. im about to get my forklift license and shit so i can be certified
lego spongebob
lego spongebob
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Dude I just love the russianBadger's videos
Fr I be having trouble breathing
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Random Question! Why does gatorade taste better from the twist and squeeze top bottles than it does from normal screw tops? Been debating this all day.
Because the primordial instinct of suckling on milk during your baby years
Random Question! Why does gatorade taste better from the twist and squeeze top bottles than it does from normal screw tops? Been debating this all day.
Because you believe it tastes better it tastes better
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Because you believe it tastes better it tastes better
Interesting take, you think it’s all placebo?
I sharted
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Interesting take, you think it’s all placebo?
Prob
I swear glass bottle drinks are so much better
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I swear glass bottle drinks are so much better
I think alot of the foreign glass bottle cokes are made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup
I'd take a glass coke over a plastic or can coke anyday
They taste the fucking same one's cheaper
I think alot of the foreign glass bottle cokes are made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup
Beyond that, I think the glass bottle just fundamentally makes a drink taste better because sipping sucks and the glass is cold, and cold with drink is nice
I think alot of the foreign glass bottle cokes are made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup
They do that in the US ?
They taste the fucking same one's cheaper
No they don’t bro The formulas different
They taste the fucking same one's cheaper
Nuh uh
I don't particularly like carbonated drinks, but I reckon the metallic taste of a can doesn't help
cans have plastic liners in them... the soda never actually touches the aluminum until you drink it out the top
They do that in the US ?
Most soda made in the US are made with corn syrup unless stated otherwise
Nuh uh
The same recipie just different bottles if you don't like plastic coke then pour it into a glass cup
The same recipie just different bottles if you don't like plastic coke then pour it into a glass cup
Nah it’s different recipes in the us
Mexico stocks the us southern markets with glass coke + special sauce
Lucky to live in California here,
Mexico stocks the us southern markets with glass coke + special sauce
its not special sauce its just real sugar lmao
Lucky to live in California here,
I see you also enjoy 110f
I see you also enjoy 110f
*113f
*113f
I fucking love burning alive, cali on top
*113f
Least its not nevada
I think it’s also because the glass bottle itself is cold
It just feels nicer to drink out of + oodly shaped bottle
Soda in a metal can tastes different then soda in a glass or in a plastic bottle, I say this as someone deemed a super taster.
Soda in a metal can is the worst imho, even more than plastic bottles
Soda in a metal can tastes different then soda in a glass or in a plastic bottle, I say this as someone deemed a super taster.
Faxs
Soda in a metal can is the worst imho, even more than plastic bottles
I prefer the can or in a glass, plastic is ew.
You are a super traitor if you prefer canned drinks
I do because It's easier to find than glass bottles of coke
Idk I better not comment on it because I've never had a coke from the US
It’s fine, corn syrup is a staple in the US so it’s pretty tolerable/favorable taste for most Americans
I prefer the can or in a glass, plastic is ew.
I don’t know, I guess I just absolutely hate sipping