off-topic
BRUH THIS PERSON JUST REPORTED ME BECAUSE I “SCAMMED” THEM
ur literally venom snake- ur impersonating the boss
BRUH THIS PERSON JUST REPORTED ME BECAUSE I “SCAMMED” THEM
What's the specific wording? Sounds like an account hijacking scam I've seen
Drinking should ideally wait till you're on your death bed...
You out here raw dogging life? In 2024?
What's the specific wording? Sounds like an account hijacking scam I've seen
Yeahp
No
Are you really reported tho? That's a common scam on discord
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Drinking should ideally wait till you're on your death bed...
So if I go to hospital, I can drink as much as I want?
Are you really reported tho? That's a common scam on discord
Ye she sent the pic of a report pending
Ye she sent the pic of a report pending
ok, and?
You out here raw dogging life? In 2024?
No alcohol, no smoking, no drugs.... I'm boring and I love it
Ye she sent the pic of a report pending
there is a way to check in discord, check in settings
ur literally venom snake- ur impersonating the boss
Im big boss and so are you
Ye she sent the pic of a report pending
Those can be faked. Do not trust them
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Ye she sent the pic of a report pending
Check your account standing
No alcohol, no smoking, no drugs.... I'm boring and I love it
I wish I could be like that lol
No alcohol, no smoking, no drugs.... I'm boring and I love it
I would guess you're pretty young
I would guess you're pretty young
24 So.... Yeah?.... At least I like to think so
Im big boss and so are you
to check reports actually sent by discord go to settings>privacy> then go to standing (ANYTHING else is a scam)
Now she is saying she is really “sorry” for what she said and she “misclicked” and reported the wrong person
Scam
my account standing says I'm on the FBI watchlist chat what should I do?
Post cat bird memes
normalize not smoking, drinking alcohol and doing drugs
But I kinda.. like those things..
Now she is saying she is really “sorry” for what she said and she “misclicked” and reported the wrong person
nono ive seen this exact script(and sadly fell for it once), please double check the privacy tab and standings- i can assure you this is false
normalize not smoking, drinking alcohol and doing drugs
I need my vices to keep the edge off, sorry
Now she is saying she is really “sorry” for what she said and she “misclicked” and reported the wrong person
Scam right there
Now she is saying she is really “sorry” for what she said and she “misclicked” and reported the wrong person
holy scam
to check reports actually sent by discord go to settings>privacy> then go to standing (ANYTHING else is a scam)
Says its all good
Says its all good
Yeah it's an attempted scam
I feel like you should at least let your brain finish developing before you start, like idc what you do in your free time, but you know, let your brain cook all the way first
I'm helping it get cooked don't worry 
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I feel like you should at least let your brain finish developing before you start, like idc what you do in your free time, but you know, let your brain cook all the way first
I started smoking weed at like 15 I think I'm kinda already cooked 
I feel like you should at least let your brain finish developing before you start, like idc what you do in your free time, but you know, let your brain cook all the way first
We use alcohol and chemicals to cook food and look how good that comes out!
Says its all good
Yep. It's a common scam. Had it happen like 3 times in the last 2 months alone
Says its all good
then ur good! thats the only official method of checking. make sure to report them to actual discord- discord are v active, and then block
then ur good! thats the only official method of checking. make sure to report them to actual discord- discord are v active, and then block
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
Ignore it.
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
Incorrect.
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
and what is she asking for in return? subscribing to her only fans?
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
they stole a friends account when i fell for it to make it seem more beleiveable, theyre dreadful people
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
block them please
Tell her all the places she can go royally fuck herself
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and what is she asking for in return? subscribing to her only fans?
lol
Tell her all the places she can go royally fuck herself
I told her to stfu and called her an asswipe
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so ur saying i didn’t win a free iphone 15 pro max
She litterally just said “Please help me to sort this all out and to revoked the report that i filed on your discord because if we can't do this now your discord account and mine will be ban in a few hours.”
Don't give her any personal info or anything. The moment someone says you have to solve something "right NOW" it's most likely a scam
so ur saying i didn’t win a free iphone 15 pro max
20 doler fortnite card who want it
20 doler fortnite card who want it
And trolls. Don't get blocked!
Don't give her any personal info or anything. The moment someone says you have to solve something "right NOW" it's most likely a scam
It happend once to my friend and i jit started crying because i diddnt have his phone number
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glad ur safe venom :)
Thank you now i must get back to spreading democracy
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glad ur safe venom :)
I'm sorry, I have to do it https://media.tenor.com/7NH5Y6mZ-60AAAPo/you-venom.mp4
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24 So.... Yeah?.... At least I like to think so
Yeah, give it a few years lol
24 So.... Yeah?.... At least I like to think so
Ah tis plenty old enough to make big pants decisions
Yeah, give it a few years lol
Interesting.... I've been hearing that all my life Hasn't worked yet
alcohols kinda overatted honestly, i love a nice coke and ice on a warm summers day
Fuck alcohol. Water better
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Fuck alcohol. Water better
What about fire water?
no reason to do drugs if you have a normal life
"normal" doing a lot of work here
What about fire water?
if ur waters on fire thats a you issue
What about fire water?
Its alcohol so no
summon bnnuy
Stew meat
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I’ve always wanted to try champagne
It's either hot garbage you drink to look good at fancy pants dinner or it's actually alright
Fuck alcohol. Water better
I've always wanted to try water tbh
if ur waters on fire thats a you issue
I love me some gas in my water XD
It's either hot garbage you drink to look good at fancy pants dinner or it's actually alright
I read the fault in our stars and I’ve wanted to try it ever since it was described as “drinking starlight”
I read the fault in our stars and I’ve wanted to try it ever since it was described as “drinking starlight”
Well I maybe wouldn't go that far. That's mighty high praise
I read the fault in our stars and I’ve wanted to try it ever since it was described as “drinking starlight”
It's kinda mid
Stew meat
I read the fault in our stars and I’ve wanted to try it ever since it was described as “drinking starlight”
The best use of champagne is mimosa imo Most alcohol tastes kinda bad Mimosa is orange juice that makes you feel good
Guys is the patriot exosuit any good?
emancipator is better imo
Guys is the patriot exosuit any good?
Ye Bring it to an Eradicate mission sometime, trivialize the whole affair lol
emancipator is better imo
NO I LIED I WANT MEAD
Don't forget your steel sword and horned helmet
Guys is the patriot exosuit any good?
not bad, but exosuits in general suffer from either the relatively low hp for bots- and the fact even the autocannons cannons and rockets dont really pen as much as they probably should
Don't forget your steel sword and horned helmet
I’m gonna make my ancestors proud
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-democracy-moment-gif-676178966146504450 Here, lemme get that for ya
Thank you
Anyone else like to just eat pickled ginger
Ew
Anyone else like to just eat pickled ginger
yeag
yeag
My sinuses have never been clearer. Life is good
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Anyone else like to just eat pickled ginger
We eat a whole head of garlic in this house
We eat a whole head of garlic in this house
FUCKING LOVE GARLIC!!
Do you think the average helldiver player age is over 24 or under?
Very likely to be under. How did it send message what
Do you think the average helldiver player age is over 24 or under?
Probably under? Idk im 19 bro
Do you think the average helldiver player age is over 24 or under?
Don't really care, maybe lesser than that
Do you think the average helldiver player age is over 24 or under?
I would assume under, yes
Anyone else like to just eat pickled ginger
Homemade pickles are better.. Especially when they're so sour they make you clear your sinuses automatically
Anyone else like to just eat pickled ginger
never had pickled ginger but candied/crystallized ginger is amazing
Homemade pickles are better.. Especially when they're so sour they make you clear your sinuses automatically
I used to pickle green beans with my mom. Best days of my life was when they were ready to eat
My dad takes raw ghost peppers with his food
your dad takes it raw?
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Do you think the average helldiver player age is over 24 or under?
I'd say over, I only met a couple people under 15 so far
Hey all
A woman and it's called spookie, I'm scared 
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I would guess under, I'm always curious about demographics when a game like this goes viral
Almost definitely under just because the gaming market skews young Young people have more time for games, not to speak of interest
never had pickled ginger but candied/crystallized ginger is amazing
That sounds so good
A woman and it's called spookie, I'm scared
Lol
A woman and it's called spookie, I'm scared
when are you not scared of women
your dad takes it raw?
No shura bad shura
when are you not scared of women
Never actually, I'm just trying to be positive
your dad takes it raw?
No shura bad shura
*good shura 
when are you not scared of women
Gamers™ scared of women? Name a more iconic duo
Gamers™ scared of women? Name a more iconic duo
Women scared of women!! (How do I find a date please)
I was just wondering, is there anywhere to advertise my digital art services?
Maybe fanart, but you need a regular role for that (just be careful of shameless self promotion... That kills people.)
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Gamers™ scared of women? Name a more iconic duo
I don't even play any videogame lately
I was just wondering, is there anywhere to advertise my digital art services?
D&D art huh? Do you have a price sheet / examples?
How do I do that?
its just posting i think about 100 messages
Women scared of women!! (How do I find a date please)
gotta go find an irl third space where you can hang with friends & family
I was just wondering, is there anywhere to advertise my digital art services?
I don't think it's explicitly for advertising but I'd ask a moderator before trying to advertise. #deleted-channel
I was just wondering, is there anywhere to advertise my digital art services?
Fan art, but you should be doing better if you joined an artist discord server
gotta go find an irl third space where you can hang with friends & family
Shura I live in the bible belt I’ll get hate crimed
I was just wondering, is there anywhere to advertise my digital art services?
i know there are fairly active subreddits for commisions and commisioners so thats always a good one
Fan art, but you should be doing better if you joined an artist discord server
The hard part with that is there’s a crapload of competition
Women scared of women!! (How do I find a date please)
girls are scary
The hard part with that is there’s a crapload of competition
It is what it is, there's going to be competition everywhere, and you just found me.
i know there are fairly active subreddits for commisions and commisioners so thats always a good one
I’ve tried, but my posts keep getting deleted by mods, even when I follow the rules
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Why is yuri lowenthal so cool. Bro voices a helldiver and spiderman
Can't believe Spider-Man and Ezio joined the Helldivers
Chat we need to start liberating Gacrux its only 0.00650% liberated
Well I mean, I guess if anybody is interested just PM me 
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Can't believe Spider-Man and Ezio joined the Helldivers
Fr
Brb gonna go drink soy sauce straight from the package
you are absolutely living life get it girl
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Well I mean, I guess if anybody is interested just PM me ♀️
♀️
Ok
The hard part with that is there’s a crapload of competition
artist servers, i find, tend to be full of just other artists, not really clients. actual commission servers/reddits/etc tend to be better, as well as spaces that actually have an overlap of who would WANT art/your focus. if you do mostly fantasy art, try actual tabletop gaming spaces, final fantasy 14, WoW, etc spaces. 
One time he was playing it for 3 days
artist servers, i find, tend to be full of just other artists, not really clients. actual commission servers/reddits/etc tend to be better, as well as spaces that actually have an overlap of who would WANT art/your focus. if you do mostly fantasy art, try actual tabletop gaming spaces, final fantasy 14, WoW, etc spaces.
There's this one server called Art club, they have commission dedicated channels
artist servers, i find, tend to be full of just other artists, not really clients. actual commission servers/reddits/etc tend to be better, as well as spaces that actually have an overlap of who would WANT art/your focus. if you do mostly fantasy art, try actual tabletop gaming spaces, final fantasy 14, WoW, etc spaces.
Find server of a popular commissioner, not an artist, and boom, there's like fifty billion potential customer
artist servers, i find, tend to be full of just other artists, not really clients. actual commission servers/reddits/etc tend to be better, as well as spaces that actually have an overlap of who would WANT art/your focus. if you do mostly fantasy art, try actual tabletop gaming spaces, final fantasy 14, WoW, etc spaces.
I’m always on the lookout, most I’ve found don’t allow advertising which makes it frustrating
Find server of a popular commissioner, not an artist, and boom, there's like fifty billion potential customer
I’ll try to keep an eye out
Brb gonna go drink soy sauce straight from the package
you scare me
I’m always on the lookout, most I’ve found don’t allow advertising which makes it frustrating
yeah, share your actual art. its promo without the 'shameless shilling'
you scare me
Mmmm, salty
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I’m always on the lookout, most I’ve found don’t allow advertising which makes it frustrating
As I mentioned, there's this server called Art club which allows advertising and commissions advertising
Mmmm, salty
u not even getting the low-sodium kind?? 
As I mentioned, there's this server called Art club which allows advertising and commissions advertising
I’ll have to look it up 
yeah, share your actual art. its promo without the 'shameless shilling'
Yeah, when I wanted to share my art the only place in here for that is Mess hall
Mmmm, salty
u not even getting the low-sodium kind??
Heck no. I eat salt straight. (I might have a deficiency lmao)
Heck no. I eat salt straight. (I might have a deficiency lmao)
i do fear for ur blood pressure
Im new to helldivers and should i use the 500kg bomb?
Should uninstall the game
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i do fear for ur blood pressure
I have low blood pressure! So this is actually doctor recommended!!
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Heck no. I eat salt straight. (I might have a deficiency lmao)
you have a salt deficiency?? i might be eating too much salt it makes my skin all weird
it makes my skin all weird
Im new to helldivers and should i use the 500kg bomb?
If you take a moment to learn how the hitbox works, it's a very good stratagem
Im new to helldivers and should i use the 500kg bomb?
its v good on bug breches and structures- and with the ship upgrade you get two
Im new to helldivers and should i use the 500kg bomb?
It's an option for taking out heavies. There's no universal "should," rather there are solutions for common problems
you have a salt deficiency?? i might be eating too much salt it makes my skin all weird
it makes my skin all weird
Huh?? What does it do to your skin?
Yeah, when I wanted to share my art the only place in here for that is Mess hall
yeah, i mean... ive gotten asked some about if i do comms by just sharing my art in #fan-art -- same for some other artists. but its not exactly the most in demand space to get custom character art, as opposed to like, where people get really invested in their OC and spend a lot of time with them.
Huh?? What does it do to your skin?
salt makes skin dry and causes breakouts
yeah, i mean... ive gotten asked some about if i do comms by just sharing my art in #fan-art -- same for some other artists. but its not exactly the most in demand space to get custom character art, as opposed to like, where people get really invested in their OC and spend a lot of time with them.
My art wasn't art related to Helldivers so I had to post it in mess hall once
yeah, i mean... ive gotten asked some about if i do comms by just sharing my art in #fan-art -- same for some other artists. but its not exactly the most in demand space to get custom character art, as opposed to like, where people get really invested in their OC and spend a lot of time with them.
I’ll do that as soon as it allows me lol
My art wasn't art related to Helldivers so I had to post it in mess hall once
ohhhh, yeah... thatll do it. 
salt makes skin dry and causes breakouts
I had no idea. That’s wild
Im new to helldivers and should i use the 500kg bomb?
Pretty useless because of the relatively small hitbox. The airstrike is better, I usually run orbital laser and railcannon + eagle rocket pods, because it's more controlled
if u think vis art commisions are hard it could always be worse- you could be a musician :')
I'm both
if u think vis art commisions are hard it could always be worse- you could be a musician :')
I can only imagine 
I can only imagine
two minute ramen is v good i must say
if u think vis art commisions are hard it could always be worse- you could be a musician :')
I love capitalism!! The way it just pushes your nose the grindstone so you can never ever appreciate or indulge in the arts otherwise you’ll starve is so chic!!
I’ll do that as soon as it allows me lol
Any case, I sent a DM, it should be in your DM requests o7
if u think vis art commisions are hard it could always be worse- you could be a musician :')
oof, yeah. but having a medium like that makes it a lot more viable for long form mediums like youtube and such and more attractive for tiktoks and all that. its all rough
real my hobbies MUST be monetisable
I hate money lets go back to a barter economy
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I love capitalism!! The way it just pushes your nose the grindstone so you can never ever appreciate or indulge in the arts otherwise you’ll starve is so chic!!
Isn't like any other system is friendly with artists.
I hate money lets go back to a barter economy
oh to be a bard in a tavern just hanging out
i'm also a writer you want to talk about creative mediums that are NOT social media friendly
you want to talk about creative mediums that are NOT social media friendly
Huh?? What does it do to your skin?
if i have too much salt, it makes my skin break out ;; gotta stay on top of it
oh to be a bard in a tavern just hanging out
Don’t even get me started on how badly I wish I could run away and join the circus
That's why most people say that you have to do art because you like it and not because of money or you'll starve
gotta find your niche and make that paper
Don’t even get me started on how badly I wish I could run away and join the circus
i know a few actual clowns- they seem to be goshdang thriving
oh to be a bard in a tavern just hanging out
i wanna become a bartender and serve drinks for people just to get that feel again 
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Isn't like any other system is friendly with artists.
Wrong I’ll give you two tomatoes if you draw me a pretty picture
Wrong I’ll give you two tomatoes if you draw me a pretty picture
I can paint pretty paintings, but I would only paint someone if that person were my lover.
Oh to run away from home and change my name and people just have to accept that. Nowadays I have to give over my social security number :/
you can give your ssn to me, i'll keep it safe
Oh to run away from home and change my name and people just have to accept that. Nowadays I have to give over my social security number :/
remember when social security was invented and the government said it wouldn't be used to identify people? :(
i just wanna open a bar smh
if u ever need a lute player hmu fr fr
I've been painting death people
Death people as in death people, or death people as in the Grim Reaper?
you can give your ssn to me, i'll keep it safe
identity fraud rizz
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you can give your ssn to me, i'll keep it safe
Nice try, a prince from nigeria is keeping it safe for me
Nice try, a prince from nigeria is keeping it safe for me
wow! is it the same one who gave me a bajillion dollars?
identity fraud rizz
wow! is it the same one who gave me a bajillion dollars?
OMG probably!!
Death people like Beethoven,
*Deaf people
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Death people like Beethoven,
you mean deaf? or dead?
Death people like Beethoven,
Ah so dead people
*Deaf people
I mean yeah he’s pretty dead by now
you mean deaf? or dead?
Dead people, my bad
Nice try, a prince from nigeria is keeping it safe for me
did he give you a bunch of gold bars like father elijah at the end of dead money or something
did he give you a bunch of gold bars like father elijah at the end of dead money or something
No he sent me an email
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Deafthn't
I have... No idea how to read that.
Deafthn't
Deadthn't've
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@Moderator
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Y’all’dve
hol' up, that one is legit though!
But yeah, my point is I never painted someone that's alive because I'm waiting for the right person to paint
so you're waiting for the right person to die?
so you're waiting for the right person to die?
To make an exception about painting dead people
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this is for you!!!!! 
hol' up, that one is legit though!
Heck yeah baby!!! Southerners unite!!
@Zoinkers @Goku Mondongo (HD) @pinky_5183 I hate y'all for making me read those words
Y'all'ven't've
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Wow, for me specifically? Thanks.
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so you're waiting for the right person to die?
yes
Y'all'ven't've
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Didn't have faith enough in the cone
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posting irls will get you banned
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Didn't have faith enough in the cone
Is stalwart good or flamethrower better?
Depends on what you’re up against
so you're waiting for the right person to die?
I would paint her even if she was dead
posting irls will get you banned
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posting irls will get you banned
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How many of these do you have
FUCKING EMBED FAIL AGAIN
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How many of these do you have
FUCKING EMBED FAIL AGAIN
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Whew, glad I'm not that guy
FUCKING EMBED FAIL AGAIN
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-democracy-moment-gif-676178966146504450 I like your dedication to democracy
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-democracy-moment-gif-676178966146504450 I like your dedication to democracy
Thank you
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I am gay, can I still have $20
Heck yeah baby!!! Southerners unite!!
lol, close enough, esp since i moved. midwest memes make me feel attacked/called out too
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juerma :)
Whew, glad I'm not that guy
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JERMA ULTRAKILL
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/ban @Shura ♡
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please do, you'd be doing me a favor
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Woah, is that Hamlet pondering the skull
/ban @Shura ♡
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Woah, is that Hamlet pondering the skull
That be this gal https://media.tenor.com/xHBO85MlrAoAAAPo/hello-hello-chat.mp4
mods are so much better than cops, mods actually do things
good one
mods are so much better than cops, mods actually do things
Cops do a lot of things! Look up 40% of cops for more info
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just over a year and some change. not even that bad.
Cops do a lot of things! Look up 40% of cops for more info
They certainly do a lot of things…
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Y'all are gay
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@Matt Craig hellooo!!!!! just got my first classes for college
Hell yeah!
Y'all are gay
True! Thanks for noticing
Y'all are gay
Okay
Y'all are gay
so glad you noticed 
Hell yeah!
yeah, 3 classes a week lol
Y'all are gay
And you are kinda mean.
Y'all are gay
Nuh uh, June's over
fghfghf
so real for that tho
that took way more effort than necessary
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do it yourself, xatsie :3
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Y'all are gay
i'm not gay, my life's quite grim tbh
i'm not gay, my life's quite grim tbh
i'm not gay, my life's quite grim tbh
Well whose fault is that?
fghfghf
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Well whose fault is that?
The governments.
Y'all are gay
I'm not gay and still I want to kms
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THE BABYYY
Say what events actually are on this month?
JULY 4TH
I'm not gay and still I want to kms
fam lets not do that
JULY 4TH
Oh yeah.. uh.. I don't celebrate that though
Say what events actually are on this month?
the greatest day coming up
the greatest day coming up
Well don't leave me hanging let's hear it
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Oh yeah.. uh.. I don't celebrate that though
You do now
Oh yeah.. uh.. I don't celebrate that though
You could blow stuff up still Never a reason to not blow stuff up
Oh yeah.. uh.. I don't celebrate that though
You should.... it'll be a blast
You do now
.....mmmm.. no. Don't believe I do
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https://tenor.com/view/ded-fall-drop-dumb-hole-gif-7158045730233263220 I caught the birb. LET'S GOOO!
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You should.... it'll be a blast
It'd look real weird if I did
.....mmmm.. no. Don't believe I do
Eat good barbecue and light stuff on fire, its the best part of the holiday
Eat good barbecue and light stuff on fire, its the best part of the holiday
...But.. I do that anyway
It'd look real weird if I did
Or you could end up being an influencer!
...But.. I do that anyway
Do it extra hard on july 4th and you’ll be an honorary american
It'd look real weird if I did
Is this your way of saying you're not American
Or you could end up being an influencer!
I don't think I'd want to be an influencer
I don't think I'd want to be an influencer
Lol
Its how we initiate americans, bu having them blow stuff up and eat barbecue
hell yeah sounds great
Do it extra hard on july 4th and you’ll be an honorary american
I don't think I want to be an American either
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I don't think I want to be an American either
you dont want to be #1 ?
the us is NOT #1
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you dont want to be #1 ?
No. Sorry Armstrong. I am a GAELIC WARRIOR AT HEART
I don't think I want to be an American either
Neither did anyone in America and look how that turned out
I don't think I want to be an American either
But we've got a whole government of barely functioning corpses that lead us, how could you ask for anything else
Neither did anyone in America and look how that turned out
Loads of them are heavily in debt?
the us is NOT #1
idk, what categories we ranking by? we make the list plenty!
I don't think I want to be an American either
Fine then! Just remember we gave you the chance to be a honorary member of the fattest nation upon the Earth!
Loads of them are heavily in debt?
I feel attacked
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But we've got a whole government of barely functioning corpses that lead us, how could you ask for anything else
I prefer our government, too incompetent to be corrupt
Fine then! Just remember we gave you the chance to be a honorary member of the fattest nation upon the Earth!
wrong, that is some island nation
Loads of them are heavily in debt?
Damn straight 
(That's all my money flying away from me help)
(That's all my money flying away from me help)
I feel attacked
Tiny
wrong, that is some island nation
Traitor
Fine then! Just remember we gave you the chance to be a honorary member of the fattest nation upon the Earth!
I'm like, the opposite of fat. Well I guess maybe not opposite cause I'm not skinny, but I'm certainly.. not very fat
Take the red white and blue pill. Do it
Sorry I suck at swallowing pills. I gets me needles instead
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the us is NOT #1
me, i am- im the number one im pretty cool i think
Tiny
I don't know what this is in reference to lmao
I don't know what this is in reference to lmao
Nothing your just tiny
UGH i need to go to the gym I need to bulk I need MUSCLES
hopefully we get the ozempic alternative to buffing up like crazy with little to no side effects
hopefully we get the ozempic alternative to buffing up like crazy with little to no side effects
Thats called steroids i think
I wish I was smaller smh
I wish I was...n't a baller ?
UGH i need to go to the gym I need to bulk I need MUSCLES
Have the body the Japanese think Americans do. I'm like twice the weight of some women I know who are my height
Thats called steroids i think
side effects tho
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#off-topic: the Ohio of the server. Where only the most Skibidi of Rizzlers dare to roam. Normies go in, but only the most Sigma Mogmaxxers come out alive.
so true
BRUH WHY IS THAT PINNED
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Have the body the Japanese think Americans do. I'm like twice the weight of some women I know who are my height
How tall are u?
How tall are u?
Like one or two tall
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BRUH WHY IS THAT PINNED
AHAHA now you will live in INFAMY
BRUH WHY IS THAT PINNED
You're famous
Like one or two tall
Whoa, i’m only a half tall. Wild
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You're famous
you get used to it
I wish I was...n't a baller ?
I lost an inch so I'm only 6ft now 
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I lost an inch so I'm only 6ft now
NO HE’S SHRINKING!!
apparently i was told i was gonna shrink on HRT so my 6'0 club card is in danger of being revoked
feet and inches 
Whoa, i’m only a half tall. Wild
I eats me spinach
feet and inches
Kilometers 
feet and inches
would hot dogs per gator work better?
apparently i was told i was gonna shrink on HRT so my 6'0 club card is in danger of being revoked
Shortie in da cluuuuub
Kilometers
no u
Kilometers
meters 
Kilometers
I fucking love kilometres
apparently i was told i was gonna shrink on HRT so my 6'0 club card is in danger of being revoked
I think that's what happened to me, but without the HRT. Lost a bunch of weight and apparently fat stores estrogen?
Shortie in da cluuuuub
NOOO NOT LIKE THIS!! I CAN STILL DUNK ON PEOPLE CMON
kilograms
"Imagine losing to a femboy helldiver" @Gunny
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Losing what
4
I never lose
I think that's what happened to me, but without the HRT. Lost a bunch of weight and apparently fat stores estrogen?
i am skinny like a malnourished bitch
i am skinny like a malnourished bitch
thats me as well ngl
i am skinny like a malnourished bitch
We can trade, you can have my tits
kilograms
Solar masses
We can trade, you can have my tits
Can I have them instead?
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Freyja traveling from the future here...
i am skinny like a malnourished bitch
I’m short and skinny and the dogs I work with keep knocking me over and my coworkers laugh at me
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We can trade, you can have my tits
oh yeah lmfao because im skinny as fuck i dont got any
i am skinny like a malnourished bitch
Can you fold yourself up like a pretzel?
if you wanna grow you gotta drink that milk
Maybe it's just me, but I fucking believe it. I drank shit tons of milk and I am nice and barge sized now
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I’m short and skinny and the dogs I work with keep knocking me over and my coworkers laugh at me
Can you fold yourself up like a pretzel?
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Can I have them instead?
I got enough for like 4 people so ye
We can trade, you can have my tits
Wait you can just give them away? Years of back pain for nothing!
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I got enough for like 4 people so ye
YEAHHHHHH
Can you fold yourself up like a pretzel?
easy there marilyn manson
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I got enough for like 4 people so ye
that works thank you for donating to super
I’m short and skinny and the dogs I work with keep knocking me over and my coworkers laugh at me
omg im so sorrey but thats funny
omg im so sorrey but thats funny
no you're not
Wait you can just give them away? Years of back pain for nothing!
i'll buy them for $15 and a pack of gum
no you're not
it is a lill funny tho
it is a lill funny tho
exactly, it will always be funny
it is a lill funny tho
That name. Caught me off gaurd
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One of these days I’m gonna get knocked out by an over excited pittie.
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I need to get top surgery, maybe next year 
One of these days I’m gonna get knocked out by an over excited pittie.
pitbulls are the worst dogs on the planet
guarf
guarfield
That name. Caught me off gaurd
boopzies?
One of these days I’m gonna get knocked out by an over excited pittie.
pitties are one of the cutest dogs out there
pitbulls are the worst dogs on the planet
WRONG
One of these days I’m gonna get knocked out by an over excited pittie.
its me, im the over-excited pitbull who runs around like a headless chicken
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guarfield
Laswagna
pitbulls are the worst dogs on the planet
what a terribld opinion
boopzies?
Nah the 2nd part
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WRONG
insert bite rates and death rates statistics
pitbulls are the worst dogs on the planet
There are no bad dogs only bad owners
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pitties are one of the cutest dogs out there
greeb hoave i shown you my pit lab mix
greeb hoave i shown you my pit lab mix
pitties are one of the cutest dogs out there
you have not lived till you saw a proportionally accurate Dachshund
There are no bad dogs only bad owners
they're bred for a reason, so if I see a pitbull i am crossing the damn street
insert bite rates and death rates statistics
thats cuz theyre trained to do that shit. if theyre trained to be docile theyre the cutest there are
There are no bad dogs only bad owners
i actually would love to hear some advice abt that because my dog recently bit someone pretty bad (everyone is ok) and i wanna make sure he doesnt bite the wrong people no more
-> 
Pibbys are so sweet
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i'll buy them for $15 and a pack of gum
I don't use dollars and I don't like gum so... I mean you wouldn't even like proportions like this cause it's just aggravating
thats cuz theyre trained to do that shit. if theyre trained to be docile theyre the cutest there are
^ I have a really big rottwheiler which may not be a good example however if she sees two people fight instead of being violent she lays on the person closest to the ground suffocating them
they're bred for a reason, so if I see a pitbull i am crossing the damn street
Pit-bulls were bred to be protectors of children and family dogs originally, they’ve only gained a bad reputation recently due to dog fighting and improper care
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I don't use dollars and I don't like gum so... I mean you wouldn't even like proportions like this cause it's just aggravating
ah what's the worst that could happen
ah what's the worst that could happen
Getting a metal pipe to the tits hurts
Pit-bulls were bred to be protectors of children and family dogs originally, they’ve only gained a bad reputation recently due to dog fighting and improper care
stats speak for themselves
Getting a metal pipe to the tits hurts
i would fucking assume so
stats speak for themselves
so do motorcycle deaths, yet i still ride my bike everyday