off-topic
This man is not hitting the renegade!!!
I just can't do it, too much dumb pointless shit
if that PSN debacle didn't happen I think the game would have fared much better
Real!
Oh well, we don't talk about that game in this channel, that's why I asked buddy
If you want to talk about Helldivers you can go to #hd2-general-chat-1 #hd2-general-chat-2 #hd2-general-chat-3
We talk about octopi in this chat 
We talk about octopi in this chat
NO
How do yall feel about peacock mantis shrimp? Because I feel like they could kill me tbh
Hell is that
Hell is that
Sea bug that punches so hard and fast it boils the water around it
octopi ? the 3d printer thingy ?
NO THE ANIMAL
i only know the 3d printer sorry cant eat him
i only know the 3d printer sorry cant eat him
I dare you to eat a 3d printer
octopi ? the 3d printer thingy ?
Octopi, the 3d printer who got stuffed with plastic bottles
I mean, off topic must mean something don't it?
Topic means nothing to someone who is a doctor and smarter than developers
Topic means nothing to someone who is a doctor and smarter than developers
Doctor disrespect
I didn't knew you needed that much affect from a guy.
Bruv ignore pussyoles
I dare you to eat a 3d printer
if it was made of cake 
if it was made of cake
But what kind of cake
Bruv ignore pussyoles
Pedo pussyoles, noted
But what kind of cake
3d printed cake
3d printed cake
Mmm, micro plastics 
frieren is in chat 
Mmm, micro plastics
Microplastics in mAh balls
Microplastics in mAh balls
They’re in every part of you at this point dude
frieren is in chat
man if only she was here in chat dont tease me like dat
scary
They’re in every part of you at this point dude
I know, there's a related article about that they found microplastics in some guy testicles
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?? Riddle me this batman
If quizzes are quizzical, tests are a poor metric to measure learning against
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I should start creating nsfw
I'm NSFW yet people still hire me
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I'm NSFW yet people still hire me
Yeah, because you're a hazard menace
People start smell bad after 40
How come you're not over 40 then
How come you're not over 40 then
Jsjsjs
I'm surprised that irish kids made a fuckin banger edm track
Not bad eh
Not bad eh
Dude it's so good lmao
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Would you still dive with me if I was a worm wearing a tiny little worm-sized helldiver helmet
#707 AC-130 - "4v5" (Music Video) #IrishDrill | Pressplay
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I'm not a human, I'm a worm! Keep up
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Not my vibe
It's nobodies vibe bruv I swear
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Killing robots is showing mercy as well
Killing robots is showing mercy as well
Wrong, robots don’t feel
It's nobodies vibe bruv I swear
I've tried to get into newer rap but man.. I cant
I've tried to get into newer rap but man.. I cant
Shook Ones Pt 2, we peaked
Wrong, robots don’t feel
Oh yeah I forgot people still play the game in here
I've tried to get into newer rap but man.. I cant
Rap is what is wrong with the world today
Rap is what is wrong with the world today
What a profound and stupid thing to say lmao
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Kendrick v. Drake goes hard tho
Nah kendricks old stuff was good. The diss tracks were mid
Nah kendricks old stuff was good. The diss tracks were mid
if they were mid (kendrick's mostly), what are the non mid diss tracks in the last 20 years
Nah kendricks old stuff was good. The diss tracks were mid
I mean when else has someone gotten crips and bloods together to dance on stage like he did in LA, that’s kinda crazy
Rap has usually been people talking about how they live
I don't like Rap very much, I prefer instrumental music.
I mean when else has someone gotten crips and bloods together to dance on stage like he did in LA, that’s kinda crazy
I'm not hating on Kendrick. I those maad city and to pimp a butterfly were great albums
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are you german?
It is
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i mean if you say that germans dont rap, because it's only those turks rapping with an accent, then a "regular" german or anyone else can dismiss your opinion because you're only "half" german 
It's like a jungle sometimes, makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Bro spittin bars while the world burns around him lmao
this game is dying
Let it die
this game is dying
True! Not only that but it is dead, it's been dead, it was dead on arrival
Let it die
fax
off topic is not for helldivers anyway
And that's great
what's an ethnic german
Quit picking fights.
ok, but that was pretty racist...
Hardly, you to are just trying to stir the pot.
Rap music is telling tales about life, some of it has expanded into bullshit, some talks about violence or wealth
Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, MC's spit rhymes to uplift their people
ok, but that was pretty racist...
If you look at the world through the lens of what can be offensive, you're going to find offenses everywhere.
Let it die
It ain't dying boi
Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, MC's spit rhymes to uplift their people
Rappers have done that too
It ain't dying boi
It wasn't me who said that.
It wasn't me who said that.
You still think its dying
It's about coming up from poverty and doing what you have to do
YEAH THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE TEACHERS WHI TOLD ME ID NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN
You still think its dying
Why you want to argue with me, why don't you go and fight with the guy who said that it was dying?
this game is dying
Here
YEAH THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE TEACHERS WHI TOLD ME ID NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN
Called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter
Why you want to argue with me, why don't you go and fight with the guy who said that it was dying?
1 at a time that's why
Called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter
And for all the playas in the struggle. It's all good baby babeh
And for all the playas in the struggle. It's all good baby babeh
BEBE BEBEH
Wtf
If you feel overwhelmed by mods, you're not forced to stay, is good for your mind
Idk my brain is weird. In order to relax I need something to digest. So metal usually works because it's complex and requires me to think
No I’m the same way!! If it’s quiet then I can’t turn my brain off, I have to turn on like fast paced music or a youtube video or something
If you feel overwhelmed by mods, you're not forced to stay, is good for your mind
I always say that to me when I feel like that
If you feel overwhelmed by mods, you're not forced to stay, is good for your mind
Its not that deep but apparently replying to a message 8 hours ago when you posted that 
Its not that deep but apparently replying to a message 8 hours ago when you posted that
Oh well, no wonder why you're getting timed out
Don't get me wrong, I don't like any of the mod staff because some of them are ass holes
Oh ok 
Yall some characters
You would be Harley Quinn
Oh ok
He didn't mean you ofc..... Or Jormi
everyone welcome our new mod, @John Smel: Chef 
Oh ok
Not you, just a couple in specific
Don't get me wrong, I don't like any of the mod staff because some of them are ass holes
damn, mean :o
Like that 
one.....
one.....
everyone welcome our new mod, @John Smel: Chef
I feel like after the snoy shit I can be considered a seasoned veteran mod
damn, mean :o
Not you as well
You would be Harley Quinn
Lol nope I'm not like you at all
Like that one.....
one.....
I feel like after the snoy shit I can be considered a seasoned veteran mod
brand new
Lol nope I'm not like you at all
Took you long enough to think
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I legit have no idea how long I've been a mod
longer than discord logs it for cause the "Baskinator added Moderator" has gone from your mod view
April 16 is when I became a mod
makes sense then cause i think discord's audit log is 90 days
I hate boomers so much why are they the way they are
Because they worked hard to get where they are and they don't suffer fools?
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Then they’d be useful at least 
Because they worked hard to get where they are and they don't suffer fools?
They treat me like I’m stupid for asking them questions that I’m supposed to ask them for my job, so idk who the fool is here
They treat me like I’m stupid for asking them questions that I’m supposed to ask them for my job, so idk who the fool is here
I think it's still pretty rare though. The few making the majority look bad kinda deal. Most boomers I've met are good people
They treat me like I’m stupid for asking them questions that I’m supposed to ask them for my job, so idk who the fool is here
Mmmmm.....perhaps they want you to engage in some critical thinking? Or maybe they don't like you?
They treat me like I’m stupid for asking them questions that I’m supposed to ask them for my job, so idk who the fool is here
That's annoying
Mmmmm.....perhaps they want you to engage in some critical thinking? Or maybe they don't like you?
I get paid to make sure they have their files in order for their dogs. I can’t read their minds or hack into their vet’s database man
I think it's still pretty rare though. The few making the majority look bad kinda deal. Most boomers I've met are good people
Most if the time they’re sweet, if a little old fashioned (duh) When it comes to their dogs all rational thought breaks down
I get paid to make sure they have their files in order for their dogs. I can’t read their minds or hack into their vet’s database man
What's your work, I really can't remember the name in english, only in Spanish, but if I use Spanish I'm going to summon a mod that always gets angry when I use Spanish
Most if the time they’re sweet, if a little old fashioned (duh) When it comes to their dogs all rational thought breaks down
My pup is vaccinated. And he's just a lovable lazy lil bean c:
What's your work, I really can't remember the name in english, only in Spanish, but if I use Spanish I'm going to summon a mod that always gets angry when I use Spanish
I’m a receptionist at a dog grooming shop!
My pup is vaccinated. And he's just a lovable lazy lil bean c:
A baked bean?
A baked bean?
A ba- A BAKED BEAN?!?!
I’m a receptionist at a dog grooming shop!
Lol, you have people bringing their dogs in for grooming and you want them to be the rational ones?
I’m a receptionist at a dog grooming shop!
Nice, are you studying to be a vet?
Nice, are you studying to be a vet?
No I just needed a job lol. I love animals but I’m way to squeamish to be a vet
Lol, you have people bringing their dogs in for grooming and you want them to be the rational ones?
Yes? I feel like that’s not a wild thing to ask. They are literally responsible for caring for a living being lmao
No I just needed a job lol. I love animals but I’m way to squeamish to be a vet
Fair enough
I played Arkham knight again just because I was bored
I love the Arkham series. I wish DC was good
No I just needed a job lol. I love animals but I’m way to squeamish to be a vet
I get what you are saying......my g/f is a vet and the stories she tells about the owners are hysterical.
I love the Arkham series. I wish DC was good
Yeah, Arkham knight is my favorite title
I get what you are saying......my g/f is a vet and the stories she tells about the owners are hysterical.
It’s so ridiculous sometimes i swear
Jason Todd my beloved 
I wish DC created good things period lmao
Wait a second, are you saying Green arrow is not good?
Why would they make Wade and Vanessa break up??? Who decided that
Didn't Vanessa die in the second movie?
Wait a second, are you saying Green arrow is not good?
I haven’t seen it yet!! I meant like, comics wise. I feel like there hasn’t been a good, proper Batman in a while.
Didn't Vanessa die in the second movie?
Yes but time travel lol
I haven’t seen it yet!! I meant like, comics wise. I feel like there hasn’t been a good, proper Batman in a while.
We haven't seen a good Batman in a while is true; mostly owing to the fact that everybody wants to retcon the Batman story...... After Bruce wayne, they should all take a page from how Doctor who regenerates in coming up with new Batmans....Batmens?
We haven't seen a good Batman in a while is true; mostly owing to the fact that everybody wants to retcon the Batman story...... After Bruce wayne, they should all take a page from how Doctor who regenerates in coming up with new Batmans....Batmens?
I just hate how he’s always so edgy and hitting his kids. Like, thats not batman thats an asshole
samurai batman went hard
Is it samurai or ninja batman, because there's a movie called ninja batman
I just hate how he’s always so edgy and hitting his kids. Like, thats not batman thats an asshole
Batman from the 1992 animated series was the best batman for me
Batman from the 1992 animated series was the best batman for me
YES. That was quintessential batman. I feel like if everyone used that as a base reference we wouldn’t have shitty batmans
Well squack, I just found out I mixed my white socks with my black socks in the wash....... Hello grey socks
I wash everything in the same load
I wash everything in the same load
Heathen
Heathen
I bet you don't even know what an iron is
I'm in my 30s. I know what an iron is. I have one
I'm in my 30s. I know what an iron is. I have one
Okay, so not a complete heathen then....
I bet you don't even know what an iron is
Of course I do I destroy it every day https://media.tenor.com/AsFA3jqRyPsAAAPo/cnc-machining.mp4
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Of course I do I destroy it every day https://media.tenor.com/AsFA3jqRyPsAAAPo/cnc-machining.mp4
Crunch crunch crunch
Guys I’m so hungry what should I doordash
Glizzies and donuts
Guys I’m so hungry what should I doordash
Magoomba
Glizzies and donuts
The doughnut shops are closed
Magoomba
What is that
Guys I’m so hungry what should I doordash
Cook something ya lazy ahh.
What is that
A song from the killer clowns from outer space album
Cook something ya lazy ahh.
I’m at work
hola
Hola cómo estás bien? No? Muy bien
I’m at work
steal your co-workers food from the fridge;
steal your co-workers food from the fridge;
You guys are terrible at recommending things i’m the only one here
steal your co-workers food from the fridge;
As a blue collar I will hate you forever for this.
What is that
I was trying to reply nateorgasm idk what doorwash means anyways.
As a blue collar I will hate you forever for this.
Where do you think I perfected the art of doing that from; my penthouse office?
Where do you think I perfected the art of doing that from; my penthouse office?
Yes.
I was trying to reply nateorgasm idk what doorwash means anyways.
nateorgasm? 
Yes.
That hurts, that really really hurts. Must fire a poor apprentice today so I'll feel better
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nateorgasm?
Nategoregasm* my bad
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Mess hall has disintegrated into catbirb
You did it to yourselves
Mess hall has disintegrated into catbirb
Off topic > Mess hall
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HAPPY CANADA DAY 
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Ah, the mother's milk of Canadians
You did it to yourselves
Tfym you
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My loneliness is killing me
(and I)
(and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
(still believe)
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Daw the little.. wait is that a cat head
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ITS JULLLYYYYY
Julius
I wash everything in the same load
that's how your clothes get all dingy!
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Oh baybeh baybeh
Next Helldivers update when
christmas
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christmas
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I love women 365 days of the year. I will never stop
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women are great
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I love women 365 days of the year. I will never stop
Same
I love women 365 days of the year. I will never stop
What about leap years?
What about leap years?
That’s when I love women twice as much
women are great
Women are scary, but I would like to do things right with one
What about leap years?
he takes a sabbatical
I love women 365 days of the year. I will never stop
if woman have fifty fans i'm one of them. if woman have ten fans i'm one of them. if woman have one fan i'm that one. if woman have no fans i'm dead. like and retwee tfor beautiful woman . in your life
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Women are scary, but I would like to do things right with one
You can be the scary one for the low price of an Aztec Death Whistle
That’s when I love women twice as much
ive been leap yearing wrong all this time
ive been leap yearing wrong all this time
It’s okay, now you know. Go forth and kiss cute girls
You can be the scary one for the low price of an Aztec Death Whistle
What is that analogy supposed to mean?
What is that analogy supposed to mean?
If the women scare you, scare them right back with a Death Whistle. That's the solution to everything that scares you
If the women scare you, scare them right back with a Death Whistle. That's the solution to everything that scares you
Ah yes, the death whistle and Nordic Horns
If the women scare you, scare them right back with a Death Whistle. That's the solution to everything that scares you
Is this legal advice
It’s okay, now you know. Go forth and kiss cute girls
I'm only allowed to kiss 3..... My g/f, my daughter, and my mom. Any others and I get a bonk
idk what a death whistle is, but it sounds cool and i want one.
It sounds like screamimg
idk what a death whistle is, but it sounds cool and i want one.
It's an Aztec fear strategy for war
I'm only allowed to kiss 3..... My g/f, my daughter, and my mom. Any others and I get a bonk
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!! You better give her a pony
Is this legal advice
This is life advice
It sounds like screamimg
thats metal af. id like 3 then.
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!! You better give her a pony
She's past ponys, she gets Winchester and Ruger now.
It’s okay, now you know. Go forth and kiss cute girls
Okay do I like, curl my mouth around to face me somehow or something
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His ass thinks he's a swimmer
aztecs lost because they had the wrong whistles
Whistles couldn't do anything to blunder bussies and musquets
She's past ponys, she gets Winchester and Ruger now.
No one is too old for a pony. Give her a warhorse
Whistles couldn't do anything to blunder bussies and musquets
not the bussies 
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Life could be a dream, life could be a dream~
Okay do I like, curl my mouth around to face me somehow or something
Do your best
Life could be a dream, life could be a dream~
Sh boom boom boom sh boom
Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above
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No one is too old for a pony. Give her a warhorse
In 2 years she can do barrel racing, do a quarter horse is a possibility
In 2 years she can do barrel racing, do a quarter horse is a possibility
That’s actually so cool
not the bussies
"you are acting like such a gay disaster" "excuse me, no. im a blunder bussy, ty." 
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"you are acting like such a gay disaster" "excuse me, no. im a blunder bussy, ty."
not the bussies
It's a sea of thieves meme
Who the hell went into my DM’s and then said “Terminid grippy?”
I would've said terminid cutie instead
i would a charger
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i would a charger
bitches be like i would a charger but then get charged with stalking
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i would a charger
I took would brutally kill each and every charger I could. Fuck them all. I hate every one of them and their gas gas gas drifting asses
I took would brutally kill each and every charger I could. Fuck them all. I hate every one of them and their gas gas gas drifting asses
simply dodge out of the way hehe
simply dodge out of the way hehe
Well I do. They're not hard to fight. Doesn't make me like them. Plus when they do that 90 degree turn or the wrap around a corner it's pretty irritating
MIND! HIS MIND! I WAS GONNA BLOW HIS MIND!
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Oh fucking hell
I deadass saw one loop itself around a small rock. I had to stand there, slightly impressed because goddamn. It could use them legs
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looks like madonna and bruno mars
gonk must go now. the yard needs meeee
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No. It was a way more extreme drift than that. Instant square turn
gonk must go now. the yard needs meeee
touch that grass
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That reminds me: The best parts of Ohio are the "you are leaving" signs
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Kill kill kill
good it should happen to all the boykissers
Stupid fucking white creatura with it's stupid goddamn smile. Everywhere I go, it's him! Infesting my servers!
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♀️ im not even gonna bother trying to explain it lol
You really should take therapy, you get triggered with everything
hey, be nice
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hey, be nice
It's not the first time
It's not the first time
true
It's not the first time
regardless, them doing something doesn't make it ok to be disrespectful. instead, ping us or dm us.
Oh is that the name of the character
It's the most commonly associated name for it. I have no idea if the weird white thing is actually named, but it's what people ran with, and.. bullied the creator for
regardless, them doing something doesn't make it ok to be disrespectful. instead, ping us or dm us.
Not that, but taking almost everything as an homophobic or transphobic attack
You really should take therapy, you get triggered with everything
id rather ping mods and be like- oop i fricked up than not
Oh, classic internet I guess
Yes people really don't like it when someone makes something, and other people use it to make low effort jokes and for some reason they attack the person who made it
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then dont make knee jerk reactions towards people
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
Testicular torsion
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
Like just.. any spell? At all?
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
Conjure money
Like just.. any spell? At all?
Yes
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
Avada Kedavra
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
TUNGSTEN (carbide) BALLS*CK
Yes
Then the spell that fixes my fucking brain nerve, this shit hurts. And also the spell that makes it so my phone, stops, autoCORRECTING, spell, to SPELLING!
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Big borgah
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
Making their immune system destroy their eyes
If you were a wizard what would be your favorite spell to use
i want the spell that gives me whatever i want when i want. i dont wanna go down to the store for beer if its right there, yknow
you're not old enough to drink
i want the spell that gives me whatever i want when i want. i dont wanna go down to the store for beer if its right there, yknow
You mean the spell "doordash"?
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i want the spell that gives me whatever i want when i want. i dont wanna go down to the store for beer if its right there, yknow
The spell that instantly lets me increase the alcohol content of any beverage, all they sell near my area is light stuff
you're not old enough to drink
♀️ fed
I’d use curse of cheeto fingers
meatcanyon Cheesy Finger Tips
The spell that instantly lets me increase the alcohol content of any beverage, all they sell near my area is light stuff
yooo this!!!! please!!!
summon bnnuy
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summon bnnuy
bnuuuu c:
Beer and magic
my two favorite things
summon bnnuy
Dispel Summon 
I CAST… uhhhhh
I CAST forgive yourself
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mhm bunny stew
mhm bunny stew
Yep, your banned have a good night
mhm bunny stew
Can't disagree about that
♀️ fed
It's okay I got most of my drinking out before 21.* *Legal disclaimer to follow your local laws.
Conjure vegan meatball
I'm going to call a mod on you
It's okay I got most of my drinking out before 21.* *Legal disclaimer to follow your local laws.
21 is such a wild age to drink, at least compared to what you do at 18
I'm going to call a mod on you
Conjure 2 vegan meatballs
Conjure 2 vegan meatballs
Heretic
Not that our ages for drinking are any good but it's so strange
Hey you can go die in war at 18 but you can't drink, that would be crazy
I feel like drinking should wait until after 25 but what do I know 
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I feel like drinking should wait until after 25 but what do I know ♀️
♀️
It's okay I got most of my drinking out before 21.* *Legal disclaimer to follow your local laws.
honestly yeah that's my mindset xD I don't drink heavy, the last time I drank, I got stupid hungover and threw up like 20 times so I'm kinda exhausted from drinking for a while
Hey you can go die in war at 18 but you can't drink, that would be crazy
By the time I was 21 I'd already drank, like, a lot. And then to think that there's some people who wouldn't have had any alcoholic drink
I feel like drinking should wait until after 25 but what do I know ♀️
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Drinking should ideally wait till you're on your death bed...
BRUH THIS PERSON JUST REPORTED ME BECAUSE I “SCAMMED” THEM
Try not scamming people smh