I literally don't know where else to post this, but I figured it constitutes as music so, here's a helldivers inspired version of "Blood Upon the Risers" that I made when I was bored lol: He was just a rookie diver and he surely shook with fright He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar You ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! "Is everybody happy?" Cried the Sergeant looking up Our hero feebly answered, "Yes" and then they stood him up He dove into the icy blast, his air brakes had detached And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop The fuel from his reserves spilled out and swelled around his legs And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! The wires swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome Hydraulic lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind He thought about his dive-mates and wondered what they'd find And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! The terminids were on the spot, the team was running wild The buggers jumped and screeched with glee, beared their fangs and smiled For it had been a week or more since last a pod had failed And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! He hit the ground, the sound was "splat," his blood went spurting high His comrades, they were heard to say, "A hell of a way to dive" He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! There was blood upon the wires, there were brains upon his pod Intestines were a-dangling from his Helldivers suit He was a mess, they ate him up and he cried out to God And he ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to dive He ain't gonna jump no more! (I had to alter a good chunk of the lyrics and rhymes to make it fit better so, sorry if it seems half baked or if it strays from the og too much, worth mentioning that this is a product of boredom lmao)
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