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oh yeah automatic ofc

11:29 AM

but that doesnt matter when u have to cog the shotgun first

cog?

pull back

11:30 AM

if we ever get Power armor in modern combat

11:30 AM

i can imagine ud have to build boltguns for that

11:31 AM

cuz if you rack a shotgun with super strong arms, ur gonna break that thing

i mean obviously to have power armor work it would have to be able to be gentle

11:31 AM

otherwise you'd literally break everything. from weapons to doors to the floor to your friends

well

11:31 AM

when a Stealth unit is the Scalpel

11:32 AM

the Power armor is the Cleaver or Chainsaw

imagine a power armor that's just powered by pistons

Steam powered

"let me just pull the trigger-" KACHUNK-CRUNCH "fuck"

Evil_Brick

"let me just pull the trigger-" KACHUNK-CRUNCH "fuck"

springlock failure and pain noises

11:32 AM

"HARRISON YOU GOOD?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

i dunno what springlock is

like the frame of a suit

11:33 AM

mostly metal suits have a frame (animatronics)

11:33 AM

and these are reinforced with springs, if a spring breaks, that metal is gonna bend into the body

that sounds super weird

11:34 AM

i think to get smth like battlesuits, we'd need something akin to Myomer from battletech.

we all just want titans from titanfall

which is, in case you didn't know, artificial muscle fibers that contract when a current is passed through them

"Hello Pilot :)"

Reactor: Online Weapons: Online All systems nominal. or something like that. nominal is one of those funny terms i see in games and films but i don't know the actual meaning of

artificial

11:35 AM

well i can imagine something like warhammer 40k

11:36 AM

where u get a Muscle suit under ur plating

that's basically how Myomer is, lemme find you a good pic...

11:36 AM

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/e/e0/Color-mech-components-2.png?timestamp=20110206101745

That is...

11:37 AM

weird but could work

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/8/86/Color-battlearmor.png?timestamp=20110206100735

11:37 AM

that's an "Elemental" from Battletech, a battle armor suit powered by Myomer

Tiger paint on a battle suit...

11:38 AM

who are you, johnny sins?

incidentally the soldiers piloting them are called "Elementals" too, and are bio-engineered big bois

Evil_Brick

incidentally the soldiers piloting them are called "Elementals" too, and are bio-engineered big bois

Space Marines...

well you see, the Clans (in battletech) at least initially viewed combat as a somewhat ritualistic thing. so showy color schemes were more common

huh

11:38 AM

well that is something

well the difference is that Elementals can be either sex. and are also a bit less respected than space marines, people tend to assume they're less intelligent even though they have the same smarts as a regular person.

samus from metroid could be from that damn

samus is too skinny tho

11:40 AM

that's honestly kinda disappointing that she just looks like a generic supermodel

also did yall know samus had a 13 foot tall suit too?

11:40 AM

she looks tiny in it

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/e/eb/Elemental_Female.jpg?timestamp=20141220213920 a lady-elemental looks something like this. samus got twiggy little arms in comparison

Evil_Brick

that's honestly kinda disappointing that she just looks like a generic supermodel

cant change it now since everyone knows her as this sexy military lady

Hazmad [[Dreadnought Diver]]

cant change it now since everyone knows her as this sexy military lady

there's this really old official art of samus where she's like 2 meters tall and decidedly more athletic. and a redhead.

Evil_Brick

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/e/eb/Elemental_Female.jpg?timestamp=20141220213920 a lady-elemental looks something like this. samus got twiggy little arms in comparison

Alright imma be this girls house husband :I

The Elementals were unique to the Clans. but after they invaded the Inner Sphere (the... regular people i guess you could call 'em), the IS began to be able to salvage and reproduce some of their tech. not the bio-engineering, but it did allow them to make their own (admittedly shittier) Battle Armor suits

i love talking about Mech suits, power armor n shit

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/9/9f/Elemental_%28III%29_RGilClan_v24.png?timestamp=20220226183628 i think 40k terminators were inspired by Elementals, since Battletech has been around for a loooooooooooooong time

11:44 AM

the diff. is that Elemental battle suits come with Jump Jets, and a few missiles, as well as a small laser. they have the ability to cling to Mechs and tear at them with the claw-thing they got

games that dont feel like a power fantasy always tend to fail

11:46 AM

wich is why i love heavy armor

What i like about battletech is the sheer variety of stuff in it

i might make my own Models in blender with power armor

if you got a 3D printer with a 0.2mm nozzle i think you can print with FDM well enough to be paintable as tabletop models

hell i might make you one figure since ur so nice to talk to

11:48 AM

or a model atleast

11:48 AM

i dont have the money for a printer XD

i don't have the money OR space.

11:49 AM

but stuff like 40k models are brutally expensive... might be worth looking into printing some time

same

besides, if i ever played 40k, i wouldn't be interested in official tournaments. those sound anti-fun

yeah...

11:54 AM

still

11:54 AM

making OCs with theyr own style of armor and putting em in SFM maps

11:54 AM

might be cool

mayhaps... i should maybe get some battletech stuff and paint it, but the scale is so tiny

Hell we could make our own universe n stuff

11:57 AM

i love a good story

i'm not good at making stuff up from scratch

meh thats alright

Hey guys do y'all have any game recommendations?

bread

Hey guys do y'all have any game recommendations?

watchu lookin for

Hazmad [[Dreadnought Diver]]

watchu lookin for

Anything really

Subnautica 1 and bellow zero (exploration) Risk of rain 2 (Roguelite)

12:04 PM

Titanfall 2 (PVP Shooter)

Disco Elysium if you like point and click adventures. Slay the Spire if you like CARDS. Darktide if you like gun shooty splat.

Thx

Hazmad [[Dreadnought Diver]]

Titanfall 2 (PVP Shooter)

I don't think I can pull it off I barely learnt the ultrakill mechanics I don't think I could handle Titanfalls

isn't ultrakill one of the craziest games?

Team fortress 2 is a very nice one too

Evil_Brick

isn't ultrakill one of the craziest games?

Yeah

Ultrakill is hella fun, i’ve got like 130 hours on it currently

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Hazmad [[Dreadnought Diver]]

Team fortress 2 is a very nice one too

Yeah I'm planning to get that when I have enough net

its free so yeah

Disco Elysiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

12:07 PM

it's very post-revolutionary-punk

Evil_Brick

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/9/9f/Elemental_%28III%29_RGilClan_v24.png?timestamp=20220226183628 i think 40k terminators were inspired by Elementals, since Battletech has been around for a loooooooooooooong time

the original 40k terminators were released in 1989. Elementals rolled out in 1990.

huh!

If you’ve got time to just chill and chat with people, WEBFISHING is a great game, it’s like 5 bucks on steam.

MissMuenyn

the original 40k terminators were released in 1989. Elementals rolled out in 1990.

to be fair, the original termies and original elementals were more distinct. it's like they both became more similar over time

12:10 PM

which is pretty weird

like trying to get away from bugs is literally impossible solo. just trying to run the F away and now i have a whole horde the saem size as the one behind me now infront like ok i wont finish the mission i wont close bug holes im just going to drop in a kill bugs till i die on the planet. little hard to do anything when the same bug is on you wont die but gets to hit you 50 time in 2 seconds. where are the bugs energy need to refill. whres my second of breathing from the hunter. like no dive and dodge from hunters just hit period. i find 500 g on self untill missions failed the only way to complete anything solo

Anatidae

If you’ve got time to just chill and chat with people, WEBFISHING is a great game, it’s like 5 bucks on steam.

Added to the list thank you!

Evil_Brick

to be fair, the original termies and original elementals were more distinct. it's like they both became more similar over time

honestly, yeah, i can see it. pretty typical that the weird trend for new popular aesthetics always end up getting taken up across the board. Kinda like how 'simple, round, minimalist' design is so popular with logos, layout and advertisement rn.

https://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/0/0e/Elemental_BA_01_TRO3050.png?timestamp=20210704143656 the original look for elementals, more... skinny

12:13 PM

one of my favorite tropes in old art that feature guns are characters shooting everything they have even if they're pointing in different directions and not even looking where they're shooting

12:13 PM

like a character crouching over, and their gun is going RATATATATA

rofl, that's a mood. kinda like old fantasy art, its always some dramatic hero/brandishing pose towards some invisible enemy, even if theyre on a mountain peak alone

yeah

12:15 PM

also, absurdly shiny metallics all air-brushed-chrome like

12:16 PM

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/7/1/4/50714_front.jpg look how shiny it is!

12:16 PM

to be fair this image is hecking awesome though

the vaporwave vibes of it all lol

the box art in the EU for the original Megaman is absurdly hardcore: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/8/1/22081_front.jpg

12:18 PM

DARK NASTY EVIL GRRR basically

12:18 PM

then there's the infamous US one... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/7/9/22079_front.jpg

12:19 PM

which is... certainly something! it sorta looks like someone that was described vaporwave that tried to replicate it without ever having seen it

12:19 PM

"So, pinks... and palm trees? yeah i got this!"

Evil_Brick

then there's the infamous US one... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/7/9/22079_front.jpg

..... why does it look both realism but also like a toddler drew it with crayons...

those buildings are so absurd they're almost Escher-like

12:20 PM

it's like they hired someone who's really good at one thing: high facial detail. the rest is an afterthought. it's so confusing

12:20 PM

Realistic human face? got ya fam

the giant peanuts in the water is just 3diverOK

chef kiss.

the rest? errr i dunno, just... stuff

atleast i think its water(?)

well okay the explosions look pretty good

12:21 PM

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/7/8/22078_front.jpg meanwhile the japanese cover is probably the most suitable

12:21 PM

oh! one of the most hilarious examples of this, have you heard of a game called Seek and Destroy, to the ps2?

12:23 PM

it's a game where chibi tanks talk like people and fight weird little wars and such. very cartoony. original japanese boxart is this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/2/3/4/44234_front.jpg the US and EU one suddenly became extremely hardcore: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/2/3/5/44235_front.jpg

i vaguely recall the name, but its been ages since ive even heard it referenced

12:23 PM

... those are some extremely differenr game vibes with that boxart roflmao

this is literally like a parody almost. it's like a late 90's commercial

12:24 PM

"Why play little baby games for babies?!?!?" explosion! "PLAY SEEK AND DESTROY TO PLAYSTATION 2 (2! 2!)! AND FIGHT THE AXIS OF EVIL! RALLY YOUR TROOPS! RETREAT IS NOT AN OPTION!" more explosions!

12:25 PM

red-tailed hawk screech

12:25 PM

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/2/3/5/44235_back.jpg just look at the back they tried SO HARD to make it come off as hardcore and badass

lol fr though i have to wonder why they make western coverart and such so much more aggressive and gritty. why are we like this

honestly it's sort of like the energy of HD2 but that's a joke

12:27 PM

well just look at kirby, there's always been a pattern to make kirby look angrier and more agressive on US boxart

exactly. why thouuugh

toxic masculinity?

12:28 PM

as to why that, i don't know.

12:28 PM

but it's like, games for BOYS need to be TOUGH AND COOL

12:29 PM

GRR ARGH RRRR

but its a pink doughball, if even you give it angy eyes, its still squishy and cute

12:29 PM

12:30 PM

at some point, it really just crosses over into the realm of absurdist surrealism

even the kirby game on the NES they made kirby a lighter shade of pink so he was less pink

"its not pink, its lightish red."

in the cover of Kirby's Dream land on the Gameboy, they made him white rather than pink in the US and EU cover

12:32 PM

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/2/9/21029_front.jpg JP https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/box/0/3/0/21030_front.jpg US

12:33 PM

for a good while, The Sims was considered a game "for girls", it was crazy

The Sims has something for everyone. That is to say: the ability to play god.

The ability to delete the ladders out of pools

The ability to play the Great Bean

12:39 PM

And also trap Sims

the ability to set off fireworks indoors after deleting the doors

Ability to give PTSD

the Sims emote too much and it irritated me

Yeah fuck their feelings

12:44 PM

Just burn!

like the slightest little thing happened and they start waving their arms going "HOOBLAKAATLA BAHIBADEY BEEBLEDOOBLO BIBABOB!"

sul sul

they're like those people in real life that exclaim out loud "I'M SO EXCITED"

wabadebadoo

LOL

12:46 PM

I did like that they called the currency Simoleons

Yibs, jadosi

MissMuenyn

rofl, that's a mood. kinda like old fantasy art, its always some dramatic hero/brandishing pose towards some invisible enemy, even if theyre on a mountain peak alone

turrican

Baskinator

Yibs, jadosi

I think mods need to look at this user's chat history

12:51 PM

Chat turned MeeMaw into a Sim

I did no such thing

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

I think mods need to look at this user's chat history

Firby nurbs! (My knowledge of Simlish is extensive.)

1

Baskinator

Yibs, jadosi

never swim in a pool, baskinator.

1:04 PM

for your own good.

Could anyone tell me if it's seriously worth it to go with an Intel processor for gaming? I wanna buy a prebuilt machine but not sure whether to go AMD or Intel.

Pure Andy

Could anyone tell me if it's seriously worth it to go with an Intel processor for gaming? I wanna buy a prebuilt machine but not sure whether to go AMD or Intel.

For gaming? it tends to lean towards AMD as the slightly better performance. Intel tends to excel a little more for work. More recent generation processors, they are pretty comparable and it often comes down to personal budget, current prices at time you are looking, and preference.

1

Greetings, simian lifeforms

2

1:21 PM

It is I

1:21 PM

Cooler

1:21 PM

Or something along that idk I can't embed images here anyway

blahajgha

Or something along that idk I can't embed images here anyway

Hello, cooler. Can you lower the temperature in my room?

KLBR "xats|bun"

Hello, cooler. Can you lower the temperature in my room?

No, you'll need Chilled

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hi

Hello Brothers

2:40 PM

Who wants to shoot down heretics

2:41 PM

Or automatons

2:41 PM

Practically the same

Guh?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=National%20throw%20short%20people%20day

3:20 PM

Soon.

Frieza may be cool, but his brother is cooler

Let’s hope this will work

4:07 PM

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, Or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is Greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective Commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a Position where it isn't, And arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, Is now the position that it wasn't, And it follows that the position that It was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that It wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, The variation being the difference between Where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a Significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information The missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, Within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, Or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of Where it shouldn't be, and where it was, It is able to obtain the deviation And its variation, which is called error.

4:07 PM

Ok this server doesn’t have that thing

4:07 PM

Ok

Afternoon off-topic 2diverHeart

How is everyone?

KateKat26

Afternoon off-topic 2diverHeart

How is everyone?

Hold up I'm reading this super important wall of text

KateKat26

Afternoon off-topic 2diverHeart

How is everyone?

We are, off-topic of course

KateKat26

Afternoon off-topic 2diverHeart

How is everyone?

Gonna eat garbage today

blahajgha

Gonna eat garbage today

So is this person

4:13 PM

She too is not on topic

4:13 PM

Refuse to cool my room too!

sounds like you guys are doing great c:

KLBR "xats|bun"

Refuse to cool my room too!

No that's my dad's job

4:14 PM

King Cold.

Hey admins, what bot do you use for your polls? I think they're the best looking polls in Discord.

Wood

Wraith

Hey admins, what bot do you use for your polls? I think they're the best looking polls in Discord.

Oh we use @purple but spoopy , that automaton pigeon. Innit @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Thank you.

KLBR "xats|bun"

Oh we use @purple but spoopy , that automaton pigeon. Innit @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Fuckin CIA drone implanted in the north of England

KLBR "xats|bun"

Oh we use @purple but spoopy , that automaton pigeon. Innit @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Trying to snatch my OF pics

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Trying to snatch my OF pics

purple but spoopy

More seriously, it's a discord default thing is it? The polls

purple but spoopy

We've talked about this You can't just wash the shame off in the shower

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Wraith

Thank you.

Anyway, if I'm not wrong it's a discord default? If I'm wrong @purple but spoopy will say something about it

4:57 PM

Silence speaks volumes

4:59 PM

The coos are deafening

KLBR "xats|bun"

More seriously, it's a discord default thing is it? The polls

the in-discord polls we use are using discord's own feature. the out-of discord ones i believe use qualtrics & they are done by Sony

Your overlords

purple but spoopy

the in-discord polls we use are using discord's own feature. the out-of discord ones i believe use qualtrics & they are done by Sony

~~I see, so it's by our corporate overlords~~

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KLBR "xats|bun"

~~I see, so it's by our corporate overlords~~

At least they're an Asian company

KLBR "xats|bun"

Anyway, if I'm not wrong it's a discord default? If I'm wrong @purple but spoopy will say something about it

Yes, I've been too reliant on bots and forgot they integrated the feature. Thanks again.

Debating if i should get a warhammer shirt or a helldiver shirt

Bourgly - SES Stone of Rock

Debating if i should get a warhammer shirt or a helldiver shirt

Get both, cut them in the middle and sew the halves together (edited)

5:20 PM

That way you get a pair of Warhammer/Helldiver shirts

Why do helldivers have skulls associated with them

KLBR "xats|bun"

That way you get a pair of Warhammer/Helldiver shirts

Pick your favourite gatekeeping userbase

Chat

Why do helldivers have skulls associated with them

I think we're the baddies

Like I remember theres a reason in one of the broadcasts I just forget what it was (edited)

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

I think we're the baddies

TREASON

Chat

TREASON

I still go and murder plenty things

5:23 PM

Almost at 200k kills actually

Thought crimes KILL

My thoughts definitely do

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Pick your favourite gatekeeping userbase

Uh uhh Tf2

Bourgly - SES Stone of Rock

Uh uhh Tf2

Nooooo

Can we merge all 3

Bourgly - SES Stone of Rock

Uh uhh Tf2

Is that teamfortress 2 or titanfall 2

Hellhammer Fortress

They both get abbreviated as tf2 by their respective fanbases

Tea farming 2

Terminid Farm 2

5:27 PM

I believe that the hex code for helldiver menu elements is #FFE710 which is funny

5:27 PM

Might also just be #FFFF00

5:29 PM

Unrelated, am I the only one who thinks that the weapon designs in helldivers feel somewhat uninspired, especially compared to how great the armor designs are?

5:30 PM

I mean the P-2 peacemaker and most of the support weapons are great

KLBR "xats|bun"

Tea farming 2

I feel attacked

but the primaries all feel sorta blocky and it doesn't help that they are often painted bright colors

It's to have some continuity from the original HELLDIVERs I presume

I really like the designs, especially Scorcher

Hello how is my fellow Helldivers.

Like some old school sci fi

Most scifi/futuristic weapons are like that, heavy and/or blocky There's just so much like it that some people are like 4robo_automaton

I would prefer weapons that seem more concerned with ergonomics

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I don't really care as long as they look cool

Yeah but the problem is that a box with a muzzle on the end doesn't really look cool

5:36 PM

They should take notes from the FN FAL, the best looking gun ever made

FN Falafel my beloved

Although the XM8 would fit better into sci fi

https://tenor.com/view/rain-gif-1007661219904508315

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578298765006340162/1297379761399533578/image.png?ex=6717b0cf&is=67165f4f&hm=8703f0fb79ed191b5d4d5885b0201aa3e08c77e530275a632819e263a8ec1e5e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1662&height=935

Chat

They should take notes from the FN FAL, the best looking gun ever made

That would actually be modern AK's. (edited)

So can cats fly or nah

@Matt Craig @Ragnorekt_

2

Sony making games Vs Sony making movies

billyandtom

So can cats fly or nah

No.

7:03 PM

Cats do not have wings.

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

@Matt Craig @Ragnorekt_

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Ragnorekt_

Click to see original message

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Chat

They should take notes from the FN FAL, the best looking gun ever made

Honey Badger....

Honey badger is nice

Ragnorekt_

Click to see original message

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hey guys, is there a website or database thing which ranks all primary secondary and support weapons that gets updated whenever the game updates

lewis

hey guys, is there a website or database thing which ranks all primary secondary and support weapons that gets updated whenever the game updates

check in #the-armory for stuff like this. also check our our #links page for unofficial third-party resources

sure okay thank you so much

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well my power just went out for a sec mid mission so that's nice

1

How do you become able to post pictures in the media channel is there a vetting process? Ran into a funny bug I wanted to share

Nifty_Biscuit

How do you become able to post pictures in the media channel is there a vetting process? Ran into a funny bug I wanted to share

You need the regular role. Be active on the server and you'll get it eventually

KateKat26

You need the regular role. Be active on the server and you'll get it eventually

RIP. I'm just mostly here for the updates

Oh well. I'll just post it on Reddit or something

Nifty_Biscuit

How do you become able to post pictures in the media channel is there a vetting process? Ran into a funny bug I wanted to share

there are regulars in here that will sometimes upload if you ask nicely!

bam

after playing games like ultrakill (the demo cuz im broke :( ) and prodeus I realize now that I like shoot-em-up style games

purple but spoopy

there are regulars in here that will sometimes upload if you ask nicely!

What is this...nicely?

Guys Ngl Geko

11:27 PM

https://tenor.com/view/natalie-nat-gecko-dance-gif-5295781576522682691

11:28 PM

Dang no GIFs? Welp I’m going to grilbes

Who wants to ride my rock I just got it out of storage and wanna take it for a test drive (It’s from sponge bob)

about to do my second exam for psychology wish me luck

Guys the quiet Place game has AI art in it

5.56×45mm NATO

after playing games like ultrakill (the demo cuz im broke :( ) and prodeus I realize now that I like shoot-em-up style games

ultrakill isn't a shoot-em-up

Ya know even though the framework laptop was expensive, writing about repairability and sustainability because of it, it got me into a good uni to me I say its worth it (edited)

helldivers is W

Yes

ඞඞAmudi!ඞඞ

helldivers is W

Hello

4:25 AM

New propaganda will be coming soon

Today's mission You just lost the game

blahajgha

Today's mission You just lost the game

blahajgha

Today's mission You just lost the game

what happened

how do i post pictures

Been cleaning out my old room, since a part of the ceiling collapsed during the hurricane from two weeks ago.

brad

how do i post pictures

You'd need the regular role, which is acquired after posting ~100 messages in the group. It's not that exact number apparently, hence the ~ (edited)

Someone should've warned me about having long hair. The amount of random strands I find in....places. It's insane.

new out of bounds glitch just dropped

For democracy!

6:15 AM

https://youtu.be/6bTpbDL5dcg?si=vOLQ3bcF1ZctZi6_

Painful to be a buccaneers fan today

Giants fan too

Guessing those teams lost a game today?

Leverian

Guessing those teams lost a game today?

That and also terrible injuries

6:40 AM

Tampas 2 wide receivers are now out with a torn hamstring and the other a broken leg

What team is Tampa? And how important is a wide receiver?

My team just stinks lol but Atleast Yankees in the World Series

SHADOW GENERATIONS IS SO FUCKING PEAK OMG

6:46 AM

It's so fun, I wanna play more but I gotta work

6:46 AM

Well I gotta to go sleep, THEN to work

Bogos binted? (edited)

I got off work a few hours ago. No work next two days. But also no friends or any plans. So trying to find a new series to watch, or if I'm gonna just play Helldivers/FFXVI or VR

Leverian

I got off work a few hours ago. No work next two days. But also no friends or any plans. So trying to find a new series to watch, or if I'm gonna just play Helldivers/FFXVI or VR

You should watch the lord of the rings saga or whatever its called they are peak movies

I've seen all those, lol. Problem when there's not much going on in life. You kinda end up binging and watching and playing most popular media to fill the void.

https://youtooz.com/products/helldiver

8:42 AM

when were one of yall motherf***ers gonna tell me there are Helldiver Youtooz figures

Meh, lemme know when they release real life "Eagle Sweat"

Did you know that the SEAF SAM-site icon is actually a microwave

https://youtube.com/shorts/Sn_eJJ7gBXM?si=XIXKGsFElIN9HmZZ

9:24 AM

They be making the jar dominator irl

Good Afternoon Planet Earth

I cant believe we won so soon against the Jet Brigade

https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1205760412507840572/1298222191334264905 @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

https://tenor.com/view/rain-gif-1007661219904508315

Wasup goizz?

Aqua

Wasup goizz?

Just chilling and u?

10:19 AM

Morning off-topic 2diverHeart

KateKat26

Morning off-topic 2diverHeart

KateKat26

Morning off-topic 2diverHeart

Morning Sweet Kate 2diverHeart

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Morning Sweet Kate 2diverHeart

Hey Moe! How are you?

KateKat26

Hey Moe! How are you?

Good good

and u?

[mysterious tune plays]

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Good good

and u?

I'm doing good this morning. It's a bit cold outside

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KateKat26

I'm doing good this morning. It's a bit cold outside

That is very nice not like me when I went for an appointment I got toasted with heat

10:27 AM

There were 95 colonies from the first galactic war. Hailing from Calypso, Outpost 32, Genesis Prime, and Oasis. They had banned together to push back the Illuminate. To the deep dark recesses of the known universe. Genesis Prime located in the Rictus Sector took the brunt of the devastation. The war lasted 4 years 36 Days and the hours were lost like the oceans of Genesis Prime. The planet sits as a shell of its former glory now ion storms rule the skies. The refugees of all 95 colonies established themselves into 14 colonies, then relocated to the vibrant Islands of Planet Oasis. The Clan of Trident was formed from the island inhabitants. Now a days Aqua of house Blade descendent of the 95th original colony spearheads command.

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Good Afternoon Planet Earth

today's mission At a bench, put down a sign that says "wet paint". And then sit on the bench (edited)

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Moe | SES Light of Eternity

That is very nice not like me when I went for an appointment I got toasted with heat

I hateee the cold. I want summer back lol

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blahajgha

today's mission At a bench, put down a sign that says "wet paint". And then sit on the bench (edited)

https://tenor.com/view/begone-demon-exorcism-garlic-begone-demons-gif-15627834

KateKat26

I hateee the cold. I want summer back lol

Nah nah nope no way I love winter and am winter child also

11:00 AM

I like the warm from time to time not like all the time

I would love the ice age to make a glorious comeback

ɥʇuɐɹqɐפ

I would love the ice age to make a glorious comeback

so do we all

Are the servers down rn?

Anticoelho

Are the servers down rn?

I think so, can't log in

blahajgha

today's mission At a bench, put down a sign that says "wet paint". And then sit on the bench (edited)

Bonus mission. Put a sign that says dry paint. Then paint the bench except for the section you are sitting in.

UnversedFoil386

I think so, can't log in

Ok Ty , I was wondering if it was just my wifi

Will Helldivers 2 go on sale October 26th?

catwithaphone

Will Helldivers 2 go on sale October 26th?

I don't know let me ask my magic 8 ball

11:54 AM

As I see it

my friend says he would only get helldivers if it went on sale

12:11 PM

I just thought it would be neat of it went on sale for libertea day

I just got back from work I'm available for anyone who is interested to meet up for some nasty fun?

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They dont allow external emoji’s here. Thats fricking insane.

Insane is me buying two bags of Werther's Original, one sugar free and the other regular, and I can't decide which I like more

Heathermi

I just got back from work I'm available for anyone who is interested to meet up for some nasty fun?

context

At

[TPP] Tōasture

They dont allow external emoji’s here. Thats fricking insane.

It's a pretty big server and people like to use some pretty toxic emojis as reactions and stuff so it just makes the life of the moderators so much easier to not allow external emojis

12:51 PM

But I do get the frustration

Anyone else combine did you into one singular syllable "dja" Or am I just a weirdo

Perma-Cadet

Anyone else combine did you into one singular syllable "dja" Or am I just a weirdo

i don't combine "did you into one singular syllable" into "dja", thats too many words

KLBR "xats|bun"

i don't combine "did you into one singular syllable" into "dja", thats too many words

Yeah I should really use an acronym instead

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1205760412507840572/1298222191334264905 @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

AHAHAHA Hive Anus

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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

AHAHAHA Hive Anus

https://tenor.com/view/easter-funny-shrek-funny-face-gif-20535573

John helldiver found in chooe system

Ragnorekt_

Click to see original message

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quick question: how does one get access to publishing fan art in the designated channel? do i need to speak enough in the server?

SenQrow

quick question: how does one get access to publishing fan art in the designated channel? do i need to speak enough in the server?

Yes you need regular role. (Yap it up)

fair enough lol

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Saggy Raggy

Hahahahaha

1:35 PM

Fuck you

minimalism buildings may be cost efficient BUT THEY ARE UGLY AS SHIT

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Saggy Raggy

https://tenor.com/view/mood-laughing-davechapelle-wiggle-dancing-gif-5017671

Ragnorekt_

https://tenor.com/view/mood-laughing-davechapelle-wiggle-dancing-gif-5017671

You're so Tyreeta

ah embed forbidden for everyone here

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

You're so Tyreeta

https://tenor.com/view/karate-kung-fu-fighting-stance-fight-gif-16679145

What if... you wanted to post a gif, but god said: [Embed Disabled]

i dont mean to get political but i think i should be president

1:39 PM

if i was president id delete discord

Alexander

ah embed forbidden for everyone here

@Matt Craig broke it and I had nothing to do with it.

Jade Rabbit

i dont mean to get political but i think i should be president

i will personally make myself look better than u to take over Europe

add space marines to hell divers 2

with Nice-ness

May the Shawarma peace be with u all 2diverHeart

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

May the Shawarma peace be with u all 2diverHeart

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Jade Rabbit

add space marines to hell divers 2

imma start development on Power armor for our troops

Ragnorekt_

@Matt Craig broke it and I had nothing to do with it.

everyone role has it blocked in here how did he do it

Ragnorekt_

Click to see original message

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Alexander

everyone role has it blocked in here how did he do it

HEH

1

1:41 PM

1

honr and gloy!

Verbal skirmishes

Alexander

everyone role has it blocked in here how did he do it

Long story short embed were the main spoken language here and got yanked

Nq

Heart, Steel, We Kill, Iron Will, FREEDOM RISE

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Long story short embed were the main spoken language here and got yanked

insert 1984 meme here (edited)

Alexander

insert 1984 meme here (edited)

lol

1:43 PM

Now u get it lol

id honestly love to just spawn in a squad of Rebuilt automatons to help fight with the Divers

1

ah thougt it was a normal dropship

1

id like to see some divers fighting on the automation side < _ <

Gantz Anime is something weird

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Long story short embed were the main spoken language here and got yanked

#YOINK

1:49 PM

Ragnorekt_

#YOINK

Idk rag why am watching it

1:50 PM

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Idk rag why am watching it

let’s dive

1

Ragnorekt_

let’s dive

Now or u mean later?

KateKat26

Click to see original message

https://tenor.com/view/mocha-mucha-gif-2572351559405554372

it is me

1:51 PM

Hazmad, the dreadnought of the dive

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Now or u mean later?

Whenever you’re ready. I’m up and home and I’ve got the bug blood lust. But if you’re not able right now I’ll hop on COD

here to give ancient knowledge from my tomb

Hey Kate!!

Ragnorekt_

Whenever you’re ready. I’m up and home and I’ve got the bug blood lust. But if you’re not able right now I’ll hop on COD

Am starting the game right now lol hell yeah

and yes i know the Wifi password of the new Clan Space Station

Moe | SES Light of Eternity

Am starting the game right now lol hell yeah

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Ragnorekt_

Click to see original message

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Ragnorekt_

Hey Kate!!

Morning Rag 2diverHeart

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KateKat26

Morning Rag 2diverHeart

I hope you have a most excellent day love

Ragnorekt_

I hope you have a most excellent day love

Awe, you too! 2diverHeart

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I am a Mockery to all that exists... Entombed within this iron Coffin... I have arms but cannot feel... I have legs but cannot flee... i am dead yet cannot rest... for 2000 years all ive known is war against automatons...

@KateKat26 meow

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

@KateKat26 meow

Hiii Nateeee

mrrp

Ragnorekt_

Yes you need regular role. (Yap it up)

would you like me to dm it to you for curiosities sake? dont need to if you dont wanna tho, its an image of my 3D modelling assignment that we were given free reign on artistic style on so i chose HD2 lol

I found "Malevelon Creek Memorial" on google maps https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Malevelon+Creek+Memorial/@-28.145203,153.4241855,3a,75y,82.17h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s85lsV097GRTuPfH6IGSkog!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D85lsV097GRTuPfH6IGSkog%26cb_client%3Dsearch.gws-prod.gps%26w%3D86%26h%3D86%26yaw%3D82.16944%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m11!1m2!2m1!1smalevelon+creek!3m7!1s0x6b9103002699f945:0xcd01591aa006670c!8m2!3d-28.1451624!4d153.4245207!10e5!15sCg9tYWxldmVsb24gY3JlZWtaESIPbWFsZXZlbG9uIGNyZWVrkgEQcGxhY2Vfb2Zfd29yc2hpcJoBI0NoWkRTVWhOTUc5blMwVkpRMEZuU1VOTWEyVm1kbGRSRUFF4AEA!16s%2Fg%2F11vx1w802x?coh=205409&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MTAxNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

2:14 PM

(please don't ban/warn me for sending a link its for democracy and to remember those who fought on the creek)

random ass street well damn

2:14 PM

could also be someones street btw

anyone looking to buy a used 3080ti? im looking to build a new pc and I have a bunch of parts to sell

meh idk i got a 3080 already

2:16 PM

and for some fucken reason Darktide still runs like shit

Hazmad [[Dreadnought Diver]]

and for some fucken reason Darktide still runs like shit

The tide games are heavy on CPU too.

oh definetly

darktide runs better for me than helldivers 2 does

Ragnorekt_

@Matt Craig broke it and I had nothing to do with it.

Those are lies and you know it

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2:23 PM

just asking cause im gonna try and bundle sell it, it has 32 gb ddr4 ram, 850 watt psu, 11700k, cooler, and mobo

2:26 PM

im keeping the m.2 harddrives though (edited)

REEE I hate people who make their guests tea from freshly boiled water and somehow thinks it's safe for human consumption when the water temperature limit for receiving burns is about 65°C I encountered one of these fuckers today again after a long time and now my tongue is slightly burnt and my day is ruined Idk how to refuse them either coz they think they're being nice and doing a good thing and looking at u with fkin puppy-eyes

just say "I DON'T LIKE TEA YOU POOPYHEAD" and you'll solve 2 problems

sounds like a first world problem

first: you won't have to drink the horribly hot tea second: they'll never invite you again, and that's okay since they're shitty hosts

who says poopyhead, what are you 10

why dont you check for temperature before ingesting anything?

ever heard of comedy via subverted expectations?

yea I didn't really drink it.. I took a couple of super small sips and poured the rest down the sink when they were away, but the few sips still managed to burn me

you see, the expected thing in such an exaggerated example would be to include swears, cursing and slurs. but if you subvert it by going with a childish insult, it becomes more comedic, you see.

i just think you sound stupid

1

Well i think you're a smelly doodoohead

and it wasn't a getting-invited kind of situation.. in the first place I have no life and never getting invited anywhere.. it was job-related..

you probably like tea or something. shameful.

2:34 PM

so they didn't like, ask? "tea?" they just gave you tea?

yes, it absolutely had to be tea today coz I was working in a deep-freeze chamber for a long time and and the whole purpose of this offer was to warm me up

ohhhhhhh

2:36 PM

well, that's rough buddy. i hear people who habitually ingest tea and coffee learn to like... drink it even though it's Super Hot

I cannot fathom how you can learn to touch hot things without getting burnt

i had it described to me that you sort of... very airily sip it through your lips and the process cools it?

I am one, with the emperor and the will of man!

you think the dev will add a tribute to goku or akria torima (never mind the spelling) been meanign to ask this but never found the righ time or moment

Akira Toriyama i think. I don't see how it would fit into the game

Orbital Cannon is kinda Special Bean Cannon I guess

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

Orbital Cannon is kinda Special Bean Cannon I guess

wut??? context pls

3:04 PM

Miezeldiezel

wut??? context pls

Dragonball

3:05 PM

Piccolo used Special Beam Cannon

3:05 PM

But Bean Cannon is better

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sorry i dont watch the show

3:05 PM

but i love beans

I'm voting for Patrick in the US Presidential Election this year.

Miezeldiezel

sorry i dont watch the show

I haven't watched in over 20 years

3:07 PM

Maybe almost 30

god i love the cosmetics it hides my noobness.

Beans are fucking amazing

Meewa

god i love the cosmetics it hides my noobness.

Do they though jk

blubby

I'm voting for Patrick in the US Presidential Election this year.

patrick star is gonna be like: "is nuclear mass murder an instrument"?

dies but drip be lit

Miezeldiezel

patrick star is gonna be like: "is nuclear mass murder an instrument"?

Yes.

@Meewa you still have a badge that says youre new

I don't see that

Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm

I don't see that

the green heart

Miezeldiezel

@Meewa you still have a badge that says youre new

i mean.. i am new idk what to tell you ;-;