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Any drink is made instantly better with a crazy straw. Tune is next time for more life improving tips...
Not ANY drink.
Any drink is made instantly better with a crazy straw. Tune is next time for more life improving tips...
Can say the same about cocaine
Any drink is made instantly better with a crazy straw. Tune is next time for more life improving tips...
better until you have to wash the straw
PSA from the Ministry of Family Values: life is a delicate thing, helldivers. even though it's kinda cliche, i hope that you all enjoy what time you have with your friends and family while you still can. If you can't, i hope you will realize that it will all be okay and there is no tangible drawback to living your life to the fullest. 
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better until you have to wash the straw
There are disposable bendy straws. Then you can make whatever funky shape you want
guys am i allowed to make a "roblox" game that is like Helldivers 2?
I mean if you call them Helldivers and dress them up and use all the same words, no
I mean if you call them Helldivers and dress them up and use all the same words, no
I mean if you call them Helldivers and dress them up and use all the same words, no
what if i call the name diffrent and i dress them up the same and i use difrent words?
Bean
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they still own the outfits
does it really matter?
unless nintendo sony sues you because they patented falling from the sky
That's Sir Isaac Newton, you'll have to pry it from his cold dead hands
That's Sir Isaac Newton, you'll have to pry it from his cold dead hands
Nintendo owns inertia now sorry.
Nintendo owns inertia now sorry.
Funded by ISIS
It says it can't be purchased because the steam overlay isn't enabled, but I've opened it all and still can't purchase.
Try enabling steam overlay
Try enabling steam overlay
I tried to open them all. But I can't buy super credits.
I tried to open them all. But I can't buy super credits.
Is steam overlay enabled in your settings?
Is steam overlay enabled in your settings?
yes
Then re enable it turn your game on then try again
ok let me try
Here is a funny story
(For those who don't get it. He is being called to the frontlines lol)
And why is that funny? Because he gets a call up. But i get refused because im too unstable
I might carve another cross on my hand since im pissed off
Then re enable it turn your game on then try again
It doesn't work.
As of 2pm, Helene has been upgraded to a Hurricane. Landfall is expected around 7 pm tomorrow. If you’re in the Hurricane Warning area, if you can’t evacuate seek shelter NOW. Maximum sustained winds at landfall are expected to be around 115 MPH, making this a Category 3 Hurricane.
Damn... I dont live in America but i hope everyone is gonna be ok.
Category 3 always makes me think of Kaiju from Pacific Rim
Goated reference
test
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It doesn't work.
are you using steam proton?
are you using steam proton?
nah btw what is steam proton ?
nah btw what is steam proton ?
just to run windows games in linux
if you dont have linux and using windows dont worry bout it
am using windows
Can't you purchase through the mobile app?
No cause if you could you could buy fromt he store page
No cause if you could you could buy fromt he store page
You can't make purchases on Steam through a phone?
You can't make purchases on Steam through a phone?
You can but not for Helldivers 2. There isnt anywhere on the store page to buy super credits
The fuck
Yea a lot of games are like this on steam
Yea a lot of games are like this on steam
That kinda sucks
I was going to point out that you can on Steam Deck, but that is an unfair comparison, as the SD is literally a PC running a PC OS
Yea but the point is you can ingame. To buy SC on mobile you would have to run the game on mobile
a ton of games dont advertise ingame currencies since they arent DLC
I wonder if they don't get a cut if it's through an in-game purchase and not a store purchae
I wonder if they don't get a cut if it's through an in-game purchase and not a store purchae
They do.
Muthafuckas
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Can you use Steam Link on mobile still? I haven't used it in a while
That wouldn't work. Since thats just streaming the pc to your phone
Nate tell us what you really think lol!
Piss in their shoes
That wouldn't work. Since thats just streaming the pc to your phone
Yeah
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm I have one in return for you to use if you haven’t heard it: Don’t piss on my leg and tell me its raining
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But yea i think the OP missed a setting in their steam account or something. I could easily help them if i had access to their pc and could diagnose it but I dont think that will happen.
Last 4 digits on their debit card
am using windows
well then yeah you have no point of using steam proton
Last 4 digits on their debit card
Im not that evil.
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just guessed you were using linux and theres sum purchase bug but nvm
Yo if y’all are talking Linux you’re in my world now. I could help there, even tho this isn’t #troubleshooting Ill give it a shot
Yo if y’all are talking Linux you’re in my world now. I could help there, even tho this isn’t #troubleshooting Ill give it a shot
nope i was just assuming
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though im in the middle of doing a 30 day linux challenge and helldivers 2 work perfectly fine 
Ooh! What kind of challenge?
ive always used windows so i decided for 30 days
im doing a redo since i failed the first time but this time i have more experience and more prepared
but this time i have more experience and more prepared
What flavor of Linux if you don’t mind me asking?
first time i used pop os but the second time im now using linux mint
What flavor of Linux if you don’t mind me asking?
Linus Torvald Salt flavour
That’s a darn good choice. Hey, put the Brave browser on there if it’ll still allow it, try that out too
ik linux mint is honestly very nice, using pop os when i updated my nvidia drivers it literally fucked the whole os up
Yeah its quite stable as far as flavors go
yeah extremely stable honestly
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Dang, that sucks, but CP2077 is a helluva game to throw at basically anything
it worked when it was windows, it works on steam deck too
well then yeah you have no point of using steam proton
yeah
You might be on to something there, I can try and verify tonight. Im curious now
ill prb just play it on my xbox for now, the games i cant run on linux ill play on my xbox
No shame to play the game!
i use it to mainly do call of duty warzone
The XBOX you mean?
yeah i use my xbox to play cod warzone, well before i swapped to linux i used my pc
Understood 
Actually yes
if you know about that and how to set it up correctly please help me out then
I’ve tried it on Win10, dunno about 11 though the
im sure 11 would work honestly
11 is basically windows 10 just more "mobile"
I really need to get around to the Win11 training my work has been offering for like forever now
I really need to get around to the Win11 training my work has been offering for like forever now
i used 11 when it was it was in the beta
Insider Program?
YES
I gotta hop off for a bit, one of my buddies wants to play TMNT Shredders Revenge, we should pick this up later on sometime!
alright do you know what app you use for virtual machines?
alright do you know what app you use for virtual machines?
I’ll have to boot a machine, my memory banks are failing me. I’
I’ll get back to you on that one, I don’t want to misinform accidentally you know?
yeah aight lemme know
Will do, and thanks for the convo!
no problem have yourself a good day
It's so quiet hereeee. Evening off-topic
It's so quiet hereeee. Evening off-topic
not playing game
[mysterious tune plays]
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[mysterious tune plays]
Your fuckin name bruv ahahahahaha
It's so quiet hereeee. Evening off-topic
Oi
Oi
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What you doing in a couple of hours?
Oi
Yooo 
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I might start sending you Billy Butcher voice notes
What you doing in a couple of hours?
Probably just finishing morning routine & being alive
Probably just finishing morning routine & being alive
Second one is the hardest, don't think too much, you might get hurt
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I might start sending you Billy Butcher voice notes
My name isn't Hughie tho 
Play gaem?
Yeah, gonna give the shit bag a bath and dry her off, then head back to my mates, they're back about 4am
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My name isn't Hughie tho
I'll call you what I fuckin want
Yeah, gonna give the shit bag a bath and dry her off, then head back to my mates, they're back about 4am
Join VC when you back 
Join VC when you back
Will do like, I'll open me mooth
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Join VC when you back
He's going for omlanda first. He killed Becca.
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He's going for omlanda first. He killed Becca.
He's going for omlanda first. He killed Becca.
OI HUGHIE
Anyone else wishing for halo wars 3
No not really.
Kinda wish Microsoft would give up on halo. Let it retain its good light while its still there atleast.
Either this or let a studio go away and cook for a few years, make an actually good sequel
Either this or let a studio go away and cook for a few years, make an actually good sequel
yeaaa
Idk if this is the right chat but does anyone know how to injure all limbs without dying i looked up on yt and all the methods aren’t working
You'd have a better chance finding answers in 1 of the War Room channels, like #galactic-war or #the-armory
This is the first time ive ever opened this channel.
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Kinda wish Microsoft would give up on halo. Let it retain its good light while its still there atleast.
I feel that
Idk if this is the right chat but does anyone know how to injure all limbs without dying i looked up on yt and all the methods aren’t working
Bit late but if anyone here hey whatever Democracy protects armor buff and 500kg yourself until you get it
You'd have a better chance finding answers in 1 of the War Room channels, like #galactic-war or #the-armory
purpl im getting sm2
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purpl im getting sm2
great game!
purpl im getting sm2
There you are
Idk if this is the right chat but does anyone know how to injure all limbs without dying i looked up on yt and all the methods aren’t working
The easiest way: slap on Demo Protects, have a friend grab the starter pistol, and shoot you in each limb one time. You have like a 20% chance of surviving or something, so it should just take a couple lives
The easiest way: slap on Demo Protects, have a friend grab the starter pistol, and shoot you in each limb one time. You have like a 20% chance of surviving or something, so it should just take a couple lives
The easiest way is use demo protects and crush yourself with a resupply pod
It's just gonna get deleted @Hummis4619 , better to put it in your bio or something and mention it casually
already deleted the message
already deleted the message
Still I wish you the best getting subs
Still I wish you the best getting subs
thanks
The easiest way: slap on Demo Protects, have a friend grab the starter pistol, and shoot you in each limb one time. You have like a 20% chance of surviving or something, so it should just take a couple lives
Yeah i got it like an hr ago i just got hit by the resupply thing
Helldivers PSN avatars plz
Can you still use the ones from the first game? I haven't used avatars in years
yeah aight lemme know
I had to jump some hurdles on this one, but nothing major. I was running Win10 Enterprise (thanks work again) and the full on Veridion (Hyper-V). With 16GB of RAM which was a lot at the time, I had a lot of horsepower to throw at it so I did. I spun up 2 VMs on top of Microsoft’s greedy requirements and made it work. Ugly, but functional. About typical for Windows, thank you Linux haha!
I really hate Windows lol, anyway what up @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I really hate Windows lol, anyway what up @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Sup bruvva, I hate Windows too
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But! I’ve made a living off fixing peoples Windows issues lol
Back in the NT4 days I did, 2000 Server too
NT4 yeah, what are you an archeologist?
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Oh man, I can remember those certs too!
Cries in MCSE
Fuckin hell, we are equally as old I think
41 this year
Wait, BASIC, you beat me
Only because my dad gave me a Spectrum
That’s about 1981 yeah?
I was born in 83 but the 186 was around then
I love me some previous history, these guys complaining about “performance” don’t know how good they have it
Clueless, fucking kindergarten block computers in comparison
Clueless, fucking kindergarten block computers in comparison
chrome books
Some of my clients don’t know a Chromebook from a thin client 
And remember the first Sound Blaster?
disc cd games
disc cd games
Yeah, where you had to push the button
I still have Half Life 1 but that was new in comparison
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I still have Half Life 1 but that was new in comparison
wait you actually have the disc still?
wait you actually have the disc still?
Yeah and the HL2 collectors tin, have the Raising the Bar artbook still too
Yeah and the HL2 collectors tin, have the Raising the Bar artbook still too
oh my god...
GTA 2 and Tomb Raider had options for 3D accelerators
About to show my age with this phrase, but that was the bomb yo
About to show my age with this phrase, but that was the bomb yo
37?
im a huge fan of valve games so this is like holy shit to me rn
We had MicroProse and Maxxis back in the day
Apogee
Yo I remember running CS1.6 on a Compaq Presario desktop
The color of those things! Kinda white but not quite white white
The color of those things! Kinda white but not quite white white
Beige like the period
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Yo I remember running CS1.6 on a Compaq Presario desktop
damn now i feel extremely young as shit
@Ecksell I have a Compaq Proliant server at my dad's still
Bundle it up and preserve it!
i grew up on the damn xbox 360 and using windows 7 laptop when i was young
You missed out on some things but you had a good childhood
i grew up on the damn xbox 360 and using windows 7 laptop when i was young
You did what now?!
Bundle it up and preserve it!
Yeah that's what I'm trying to do
Weighs so much
As well it should! That was proper horsepower
You missed out on some things but you had a good childhood
eh im 17 so not really :l
As well it should! That was proper horsepower
Could kill a man
eh im 17 so not really :l
Still got plenty to go bud
Still got plenty to go bud
i remember when covid hit i would play cod warzone and shit lmao
eh im 17 so not really :l
Mate you are off to a great start already! Keep this up dude/dudette, no matter how mad it makes you sometimes with the users
I got back into single player stuff on PS4 during COVID
after covid thats when i started doing single player stuff
Mate you are off to a great start already! Keep this up dude/dudette, no matter how mad it makes you sometimes with the users
plan on going to college for pre law
plan on going to college for pre law
Also a great call right now tbh
Also a great call right now tbh
my dad grew up in computers, he taught me stuff but idk guess i have something else that im into is trying to be a lawyer
My dad was an engineer since the 70s so he kinda brought me up with all this stuff
Same, my Dad was military, aircraft engineer (humblebrag on him haha)
my dad grew up in computers, he taught me stuff but idk guess i have something else that im into is trying to be a lawyer
People always need litigation
my dad grew up in computers, he taught me stuff but idk guess i have something else that im into is trying to be a lawyer
Either path you are good mate
People always need litigation
yeah makes good money though
People taking about ATX and Mini ATX, bruh, AT
I spent a lot of time racking servers, before the
I actually wanted to be a nurse myself, but just don’t have the talent. Numbers I can do, people I have a hard time with, you know?
i couldnt be a doctor, cant bare that sadly
I spent a lot of time racking servers, before the
I dealt with that a little, IBM AS400 also
Sounds like the Covid nonsense hit us all pretty hard, we are like cross generations here atm
it felt like covid all of a sudden just disappeared
Sounds like the Covid nonsense hit us all pretty hard, we are like cross generations here atm
Can learn things from each other
it felt like covid all of a sudden just disappeared
Unfortunately it never did, it never stopped killing people, the news just switched over to things that got more clicks
Unfortunately it never did, it never stopped killing people, the news just switched over to things that got more clicks
downloaded QEMU for windows virtual machine and downloaded windows
Unfortunately it never did, it never stopped killing people, the news just switched over to things that got more clicks
Ebola
Ghost make sure you set yourself as admin and pull no punches. If it doesn’t work, just drop it and start over haha!
ye theres a lot more i gotta setup...
more sudo commands 
ye theres a lot more i gotta setup...
You have all the time in the world
You have all the time in the world
eh it feels like im always busy but when i get more of the time too i will
I had to jump some hurdles on this one, but nothing major. I was running Win10 Enterprise (thanks work again) and the full on Veridion (Hyper-V). With 16GB of RAM which was a lot at the time, I had a lot of horsepower to throw at it so I did. I spun up 2 VMs on top of Microsoft’s greedy requirements and made it work. Ugly, but functional. About typical for Windows, thank you Linux haha!
this one?
this one?
Yes
Yes
i also did 16 gb of ram before the reply when i was setting up the vm
You were working on Mint right?
yeah
I think @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm would consider that an island paradise haha!
You could run a small country back in my day
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yeah
To steal a phrase from Dr. Strange, Scooby-Doo that shit. Master the challenge, then see what’s next. That’s my old person advice haha
To steal a phrase from Dr. Strange, Scooby-Doo that shit. Master the challenge, then see what’s next. That’s my old person advice haha
hey cant be that old already lmao
That’s what I said too
you know it felt like it wasnt so long ago that i was in middle school now in my junior year of high school, shit goes too fast
My 30s were a blip
I’m sorry to the regs, I feel like I might’ve derailed off topic with my mania on this topic heh. What did y’all have for dinner?
nothing
Praying we get something for free on Liberty Day
When is that?
A month from now
Do me a solid, the date please.
October 26th
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October 26th
FOR LIBERTY
FOR LIBERTY
SWEET LIBERTY WILL COME
SWEET LIBERTY WILL COME
Do me a solid, the date please.
I'll do you a liquid instead
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Ok I realize now that, that sounds suspicious. I promise I was only thinking of solids, liquids and gases
ahh yes
of course 
The toppings mate, what do you put on it
im more of a basic type of guy
im more of a basic type of guy
Ketchup/mustard yeah?
I’m sorry to the regs, I feel like I might’ve derailed off topic with my mania on this topic heh. What did y’all have for dinner?
Nah bruv it's all good, channel is for conversation
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Ketchup/mustard yeah?
yeah
Honestly I'm a purist. I love me the classic ketchup and mustard. Like the fanciest I would get is to get like one of those small buns they bake at stores, cut it in the middle for the sausage, then instead of a hotdog just use a grill sausage instead and for sauces I like the ketchup mustard with some garlic sauce as well if I feel like it
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Honestly I'm a purist. I love me the classic ketchup and mustard. Like the fanciest I would get is to get like one of those small buns they bake at stores, cut it in the middle for the sausage, then instead of a hotdog just use a grill sausage instead and for sauces I like the ketchup mustard with some garlic sauce as well if I feel like it
honestly i feel like i barely even eat lmao
I cant bear that without some explanation 
I cant bear that without some explanation
NO
Honestly I'm a purist. I love me the classic ketchup and mustard. Like the fanciest I would get is to get like one of those small buns they bake at stores, cut it in the middle for the sausage, then instead of a hotdog just use a grill sausage instead and for sauces I like the ketchup mustard with some garlic sauce as well if I feel like it
Just like his dear old dad
Aiight I gotta drop for more Shredders Revenge, since The Last Ronin I’ve been on a turtle kick and I wont apologize. Thanks dudes/dudettes for the convo!
wtf is a dudettes
honestly i feel like i barely even eat lmao
Hey, then the hotdog is perfect for you. It's barely even nutricious at all
Good Morning Good people of Earth
Good Morning Good people of Earth
Saddam Insane
Bro I was dying when she showed me
I know me too
Marketing sometime is just crazy
Marketing sometime is just crazy
Sometimes I love this world
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Sometimes I love this world
Ohhh there is still a lot to come and go lol
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just curious
Aight you somehow pinged me on my phone, dang Discord. It's inclusiveness. I don't honestly know if you guys are men or women. Men in some nomenclature are dudes, and women are dudettes.
Everyone is bruh on the internet
Can I change that to "bruv" and borrow that? Good advice 
Can I change that to "bruv" and borrow that? Good advice
Hell yeah you can
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Everyone is bruh on the internet
My PS5 loves to warm up my HDMI cables, and one of my HDMI cables has been flickering on and off, making playing HD2 impossible. This cable works fine on my Xbox.
#troubleshooting for that one
My PS5 loves to warm up my HDMI cables, and one of my HDMI cables has been flickering on and off, making playing HD2 impossible. This cable works fine on my Xbox.
Don't have much for PS5. Have you tried a different HDMI cable and seen if it does the same?
#troubleshooting for that one
I've pinged bask about the channel description thing, and now I know I'll try and keep an eye out here in the meantime or just ping/tag me and if I'm online I'll pop in I regularly have my status set to invisible so just tag me and I'll respond when I can
Why does my game keep crashing, I swear I've been kicked out of the past 10 games I've played, it's getting ridiculous. I want to play but I cant
Crashing or network issues?
Crashing or network issues?
Crashing, it will either close ap or dc out of dive, I'll be playing like normal then out of nowhere it will kick me, no notification, no alert ill either be back in my ship or home screen
Crashing, it will either close ap or dc out of dive, I'll be playing like normal then out of nowhere it will kick me, no notification, no alert ill either be back in my ship or home screen
The black screen to destroyer I think is a couple of the back end services timing out or losing connection with each other. You wired or wifi?
Wifi
Is it possible to move to a wired connection, wifi and p2p aren't exactly friends
DRG IS PEAK
rock?
AND STONE
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I’m full of Apple 
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At least doctors can't come near you anymore
I never see my doctor anyway unless I get a sports injury
At least doctors can't come near you anymore
Gregory House be like;
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who would win a frenzied human or 58 rats
My depression would beat any rat
who would win a frenzied human or 58 rats
if its a new yorker the human is gonna befriend the rat
Morning off-topic
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Update your BIOS' you're using Intel chips guys https://community.intel.com/t5/Blogs/Tech-Innovation/Client/Intel-Core-13th-and-14th-Gen-Desktop-Instability-Root-Cause/post/1633239
Laughs in 9th gen
Morning off-topic
Morning off-topic
Good morning! How ya doin'?
Good morning! How ya doin'?
Im good! I've got some coffee, so I'm happy. Lol
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Hey Moe!
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Hey Moe!
hey hey dear
Vibing at work, watching some great Counter-Strike
Ah nice. I've got work in a couple hours.
Your fuckin name bruv ahahahahaha
Starmer is the gift that keeps on giving right now. Only a matter of time until he does another stupid thing I can use for light comedy names
Starmer is the gift that keeps on giving right now. Only a matter of time until he does another stupid thing I can use for light comedy names
Time for me to bring back 380mm Nigel Barrage
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Time for me to bring back 380mm Nigel Barrage
hello all
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@GenosseWolf SES Song of War hate to get your attention like this but couldn't find suggestion box channel. Maybe we should add a forums type page to helldiver's media? Just an idea. Pas it along the chain of command if you could. Thanks
hello all
Hi
@GenosseWolf SES Song of War hate to get your attention like this but couldn't find suggestion box channel. Maybe we should add a forums type page to helldiver's media? Just an idea. Pas it along the chain of command if you could. Thanks
Thanks I did not know
Thanks I did not know
All g, it's why I pulled up the Dyno post I made specifically for this question
I haven't been in here for some time
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@Moderator
thanks homie for the heads up
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