off-topic
Instead of white
Where would I get white?
Most servers are like that. It makes sense. It's one of those topics that end in heated debates
Imagine people with different views having a discourse.......PURE ANARCHY!
Imagine people with different views having a discourse.......PURE ANARCHY!
I know, friend. Just how it is
Imagine people with different views having a discourse.......PURE ANARCHY!
Imagine if Spain went anarchist before WW2 (HOI4 HISTORY CHANGE?!? 
)
)
I know, friend. Just how it is
make dueling legal again
Like gun dueling or melee combat?
Free choice
Jousting needs a comeback
No, too much opportunity for the horse to be injured
Free choice
It will end up like one of those iPad games my little nephew plays. Sets up two armies. Monks vs Aliens and stuff 
Jousting needs a comeback
Is your pfp jabba the hut with an indiana jones outfit on
It will end up like one of those iPad games my little nephew plays. Sets up two armies. Monks vs Aliens and stuff
Insert millennium dawn mod hoi4 except rods from god directed at Moscow.
No, too much opportunity for the horse to be injured
Okay. No horses. But homemade battle bots as steeds
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Is your pfp jabba the hut with an indiana jones outfit on
Jabbiana Jones
Okay. No horses. But homemade battle bots as steeds
But then they aren't too noble now are they?
Is your pfp jabba the hut with an indiana jones outfit on
I believe it is. I used it for a character I tried to convince someone was canon Star Wars. A Hutt detective called Tofuq. I had a nerd moment and haven't changed the picture yet
I believe it is. I used it for a character I tried to convince someone was canon Star Wars. A Hutt detective called Tofuq. I had a nerd moment and haven't changed the picture yet
I feel like you have to commit to it now.
I believe it is. I used it for a character I tried to convince someone was canon Star Wars. A Hutt detective called Tofuq. I had a nerd moment and haven't changed the picture yet
Let your inner Hutt rule you
It was along the lines of Hutts do their own detective work. They don't trust droids and so on
nah
you can discuss politics that pertain to hd but not to irl man
Must be hard to moderate that when HD2 is essentially making Jin-Roh armor
Must be hard to moderate that when HD2 is essentially making Jin-Roh armor
eh?
Indiana The hut?
The name I went with was purposely chosen as it is suggestive as an insult. Tofuq Yosel
Thought went into it
eh?
I think idk haven’t seen it but all the Stalhelm Helmets that are already in the game and there wearers players are probably glad they get their little cool helmet whilst committing genocide containment
I think idk haven’t seen it but all the Stalhelm Helmets that are already in the game and there wearers players are probably glad they get their little cool helmet whilst committing genocide containment
gross
I think idk haven’t seen it but all the Stalhelm Helmets that are already in the game and there wearers players are probably glad they get their little cool helmet whilst committing genocide containment
For the last time: "it's not genocide if they're not human" Xenocide best 'cide
My eyes bro Jesus it’s like 3:00 am
I made it black so that issue is no more.
I made it black so that issue is no more.
Thats way more pleasing to the eyes imo
I made it black so that issue is no more.
Works good for the background comic strip ngl
You can be a lean voice 1 female
I've always done that
It's not even that hard.. and I'm only in honors algebra 1.
It's not even that hard.. and I'm only in honors algebra 1.
I'm just yanking your chain 
I'm just yanking your chain
Divers, a new diver is joining the squad 
I wanted to tell my favourite community; turns out, it wasn't the fun of the game that made me so nauseous and dizzy lol I'm expecting my first!
grats! 
ANOTHER SQUAD MATE! He or she will have a set up like mum and dad 
I wonder if my almost dead grandma is gonna be proud of me for making it to level 119 instead of touching grass and obtaining a female stratagem
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Divers, a new diver is joining the squad
I wonder if my almost dead grandma is gonna be proud of me for making it to level 119 instead of touching grass and obtaining a female stratagem
A what now stratagem?
Divers, a new diver is joining the squad
I remember shaking in my boots fighting the level 1 bugs Now I’m out here shooting at anything and everything that moves
A what now stratagem?
The female stratagem…. Need I say more?
I remember shaking in my boots fighting the level 1 bugs Now I’m out here shooting at anything and everything that moves
I remember my first mission.. with my dad.. my dad is now dead..
I remember shaking in my boots fighting the level 1 bugs Now I’m out here shooting at anything and everything that moves
Hey, no one said that branch was aloud to shake! CALLING 500!
I remember my first mission.. with my dad.. my dad is now dead..
Awe darling, I'm so sorry ❤️
The female stratagem…. Need I say more?
Yes. I need more elaboration.
Awe darling, I'm so sorry ❤️
The poor helldiver is no longer helldiving.. as he is now a space marine.
Awe darling, I'm so sorry ❤️
My dad quit the game is all I'm saying lol
My dad quit the game is all I'm saying lol
Jeeez man! Haha I thought he died, died, not just died
My dad quit the game is all I'm saying lol
Didn't sound like that lol
I thought he was dead too 
LOL my fault for not elaborating further.
My dad just calls it my “all day game” then proceeds to not talk to me for weeks on end (I live with my parents)
Yes. I need more elaboration.
Man you don’t want me to go there (no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
(no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
I'm excited about the new squad mate, but not gonna lie though, this IS my first and I also feel just worried too However, I worry about everything until its set in stone
I heard a very profound saying: The more you worry, the less likely you are to mess up. So... keep worrying...
Man you don’t want me to go there (no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
(no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
Nah bro I ain't got a gf for much longer, moment she's up I'm breaking up with her bc she sexually assaulted 3 different people.. and lied to me.
Man you don’t want me to go there (no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
(no qt gf kisses before bedtime)
And I do want you to go there
Nah bro I ain't got a gf for much longer, moment she's up I'm breaking up with her bc she sexually assaulted 3 different people.. and lied to me.
Damn she apart of the Taliban oooor?
I heard a very profound saying: The more you worry, the less likely you are to mess up. So... keep worrying...
Oh, okay, well in that case continues to panic
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Damn she apart of the Taliban oooor?
No..
I wanted to tell my favourite community; turns out, it wasn't the fun of the game that made me so nauseous and dizzy lol I'm expecting my first!
YOOOOO!! Congrats! Our first is almost 4 months old now. It's a lot of work but holy cow it RULES. Best wishes you, your partner and your new +1!
YOOOOO!! Congrats! Our first is almost 4 months old now. It's a lot of work but holy cow it RULES. Best wishes you, your partner and your new +1!
Thank youuu!!!! We're feeling a lot of things, excited on the top! We were talking about out history when I told him, and we went from meeting on Runescape almost 10 years ago, we eventually got together, relocated, got a place and just been living, now a baby? I will admit though (and I feel bad doing so) I am excited, but so nervous too, its my first and I've had less than 10 hours after being informed to digust too lol Both us
Thank youuu!!!! We're feeling a lot of things, excited on the top! We were talking about out history when I told him, and we went from meeting on Runescape almost 10 years ago, we eventually got together, relocated, got a place and just been living, now a baby? I will admit though (and I feel bad doing so) I am excited, but so nervous too, its my first and I've had less than 10 hours after being informed to digust too lol Both us
What a great story! And I can totally relate! I'm not the birthing person in our relationship so the physical and biological pieces admittedly aren't my forte but that nervousness and excitement all whipped together is definitely real and valid! The best advice I can give you at this stage is get good sleep, drink lots of water and don't let the anxiety or nervousness take away from the joy. It's an exciting time; give yourself permission to be excited! *Edit: literally holding mine and putting her back to sleep as I write this
*Edit: literally holding mine and putting her back to sleep as I write this
What a great story! And I can totally relate! I'm not the birthing person in our relationship so the physical and biological pieces admittedly aren't my forte but that nervousness and excitement all whipped together is definitely real and valid! The best advice I can give you at this stage is get good sleep, drink lots of water and don't let the anxiety or nervousness take away from the joy. It's an exciting time; give yourself permission to be excited! *Edit: literally holding mine and putting her back to sleep as I write this
*Edit: literally holding mine and putting her back to sleep as I write this
Thank you for your words Everything I have been reading since the appointment, plus AI also really talks about needing sleep right now, but at this point have been up almost 24 hours now 
Awee ❤️ That must be just so great It really is like another piece of you
Everything I have been reading since the appointment, plus AI also really talks about needing sleep right now, but at this point have been up almost 24 hours now Awee ❤️ That must be just so great It really is like another piece of you
Thank you for your words Everything I have been reading since the appointment, plus AI also really talks about needing sleep right now, but at this point have been up almost 24 hours now Awee ❤️ That must be just so great It really is like another piece of you
Everything I have been reading since the appointment, plus AI also really talks about needing sleep right now, but at this point have been up almost 24 hours now Awee ❤️ That must be just so great It really is like another piece of you
It absolutely is and it's one of the coolest/hardest/funny/most beautiful things I've/we've ever done. Trust your care team, engage your partner in the journey and take care of yourself. Good luck! If you ever have questions there's a few of us parents roaming around here so if you put out the call odds are someone can chime in 
It absolutely is and it's one of the coolest/hardest/funny/most beautiful things I've/we've ever done. Trust your care team, engage your partner in the journey and take care of yourself. Good luck! If you ever have questions there's a few of us parents roaming around here so if you put out the call odds are someone can chime in
Thank you so much for your words and support, honestly talking about this with just AI for the last four hours was stressing me out haha I should really try and sleep though, its been a heck of day Thank you again for your support tonight
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Anyone here play mortal kombat 1
I did. In like 1992 when first came out. The gore was crazy for the time.
I did. In like 1992 when first came out. The gore was crazy for the time.
No I mean like
The new
Oh lol no I haven’t then
Oh lol no I haven’t then
lol
I wanted to tell my favourite community; turns out, it wasn't the fun of the game that made me so nauseous and dizzy lol I'm expecting my first!
Oh shit congratulations!
I did. In like 1992 when first came out. The gore was crazy for the time.
We all remember the first time Scorpion yanked Johnny Cage's spine out by the head.
I did. In like 1992 when first came out. The gore was crazy for the time.
Played it in the chippy down the road
Played it in the chippy down the road
Is that like UK version of arcade?
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We all remember the first time Scorpion yanked Johnny Cage's spine out by the head.
Hell ya. Was so nuts!
Is that like UK version of arcade?
Nah we had 4 arcades in my town but near my grans house the local chippy had Street Fighter 2 and then changed it to MK, such a glorious day
Then we got it on Mega Drive and I'd kick my bros arse
Cruisin USA was my shizz in mid 90’s. We would ditch school and go play that all day at arcade.
Cruisin USA was my shizz in mid 90’s. We would ditch school and go play that all day at arcade.
OMFG yes, serious shit
lol I am old. 44
Oi stop it only a couple behind, we're "distinguished"
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I see a little baby robot
Time crisis was dope. Remember the Aerosmith game where you shot CD’s? lol
Never played that
What I see in chat rn https://media.tenor.com/TKWbDr2XXH8AAAPo/grandpa-laughing.mp4
Not lying. 
♂️
♂️
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Poor @Matt Craig will never understand
You're right on that... Mostly because even if I was that old, I wouldn't have any of those imperialist arcade games XD
You'd have some socialist arcade machines
Probably... if the eastern block figured out how to supply basic grocery items (context: Toilet paper shortage in the eastern block in 1980's)
Probably... if the eastern block figured out how to supply basic grocery items (context: Toilet paper shortage in the eastern block in 1980's)
Up until 1992
Up until 1992
True that
To fuck with my life
Is that who mommy is dad? 
Up until 1992
Can't relate. Wasnt alive for another two years still 
Is that who mommy is dad?
I'm your whole life
Can't relate. Wasnt alive for another two years still
Still older than a bunch of people here Pops
Still older than a bunch of people here Pops
I'm in a server where they are calling me a great great grandfather.
I'm in a server where they are calling me a great great grandfather.
Ahahahahaha Are you there on purpose because of masochism or?
Ahahahahaha Are you there on purpose because of masochism or?
My friend was there and the owner calls him his father so my friend called me his father and the other people call the owner their father. So one just said they adopted someone making me a great great grandfather -_-
My friend was there and the owner calls him his father so my friend called me his father and the other people call the owner their father. So one just said they adopted someone making me a great great grandfather -_-
Sounds like a server of lil bastards
Sounds like a server of lil bastards
They make me feel almost as old as you.
They make me feel almost as old as you.
When was your 30th?
Working 
At least Chica will give me kisses for it I'm sure
The chili and cornbread is amazing
Chilli cornbread you say
I did a buttermilk ranch cornbread and a Maple Bourbon Cinnamon Cornbread
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Morning off-topic
Morning off-topic
No U
No U
Me?
Me?
Ye U
Ye U
not me. You
not me. You
Fine u win
But the website does kinda look like it was made in 1994
I think most of the money goes to the sick children and not the website thankfully
It's not like Cancer and Heart charities 
I think most of the money goes to the sick children and not the website thankfully
Obviously but I'm sure they could find someone to donate an updated website
30 year dictatorships?
What?
30 year dictatorships?
I prefer longer
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ngl i forgot i had set it to allow embed from sr mods. i really thought it would embed fail
Ewwwww blue birb 
How tf did you forget that when we talked about it 2 nights ago
i didn't say it was set for sr mods in vc!
i didn't say it was set for sr mods in vc!
You should all be oppressed
You should all be oppressed
Get your wraps on
That is fucking disgusting I love it
Ewwwww blue birb
so true
blue @purple but spoopy
so true
We can together
together
Hi, how's everyone?
tired
i love women.
Thanks
Thanks
no problem
i love women.
me 2
me 2
a
tired
Start going to bed at a reasonable time
b
C
D
i forgot the other letters
Don't turn this into #hellposting
how lol
how lol
I'm kidding
we;re too innocent
speaking of that..
I'm kidding
oh hiiiii mr. bean
i forgot the other letters
E lol
oh hiiiii mr. bean
I am Grand Lord of Beans I was checking some emails and I found the one where Helldivers sent me one telling me I'm a Grand Lord So it's official.
E lol
Oh thanks and after that.. eh... oh.. G?
No, only the smokeable one
What does it mean?
I don't understand
Marijuana
oh
Haha how funny.. still prefer cocaine Only in medical doses with a doctor's certificate
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What's this cash thing you speak of?
Take a sit with us.. we will tell.. Pointing at the bench
sits down
Lennart... the bench.. is freshly painted..
What's going on?
Take a sit with us..
What's going on?
Don't fall for it! The bench has wet paint
Don't fall for it! The bench has wet paint
covering his mouth with my fingers Don't listen to him. Just take a sit and we will tell
muffled noises
Fingers covered in paint
Llamaaaaaa!
hayyyy my bean ganggg
kateee
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ohh lol we cant comment over there
i didnt know. but i was saying i see you grand lord looking sharp like bean
ohh lol we cant comment over there
That's ok, everyone loves the Grand Lord of Beans
im so bored, i miss my eve online guild, are there any tight knit and active guilds out there
Black Bean Guard
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Cmon, you know Im gonna have something to say
I don't see a Grand Lord here, disregarded
DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome.
DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome.
Good morning everyone!
I got tagged in here and I see this
And?
DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome.
@Ragnorekt_ please explain
@Ragnorekt_ please explain
You will see
Yuru, shhhh darlin haha
Dont ever call me that
Dont ever call me that
Shhhhhh lol
I get where you're coming from bud, I think shooting people is wrong but this is also the wrong place for it
Your prob right
Shhhhhh lol
I don't care if i get banned
i thought we arent suppose to talk about politics here lol huh
I know.
lucky you there arent any people here who would page mods
Lol
I don't care if i get banned
You could just leave on your own, why wait for a ban?
well its all love here YURU
Thank you.
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm Thank you for your 'congrats' message, I did see that
You could just leave on your own, why wait for a ban?
Got to get the message across
Got to get the message across
That you're a lunatic? Yes you certainly got that message across.
Yeah politics is divisive and polarising, people just want to play games
I know...
@Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm Thank you for your 'congrats' message, I did see that
You're welcome, I'm very happy for you
lucky you there arent any people here who would page mods
as long as you arent disrespecting ppl and just neutral im good
That you're a lunatic? Yes you certainly got that message across.
Just because you don't like trump does not mean you have to hate me.
Just because you don't like trump does not mean you have to hate me.
Nothing in my message said anything regarding Trump; nor do I "hate" you. However I do think that you a dolt and a dullard.
Nothing in my message said anything regarding Trump; nor do I "hate" you. However I do think that you a dolt and a dullard.
Well thank you for your opinion
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she has to handle a lot more than just that hehhehhehh
Why?
You're welcome, I'm very happy for you
Ah! Thank you!!! Now I have had some sleep,even just four hours, I feel less anxious. My hubby had to encourage me to sleep last night because I just wanted to learn haha
Ah! Thank you!!! Now I have had some sleep,even just four hours, I feel less anxious. My hubby had to encourage me to sleep last night because I just wanted to learn haha
Glad he's looking out for you!
This wild man in here though is a great distraction haha
Wild?
Why?
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Oh i see. well that's your opinion not that I agree.
We should move the topic back to beans and their glory
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We should move the topic back to beans and their glory
I've never had beans
I've never had beans
I neglected you as a child, I'm sorry son
Glad he's looking out for you!
+1 on this, having some support, or a support system is really undervalued
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DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome. BYE 
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Glad he's looking out for you!
Me too, he's all over it ❤️ Both of us are gamers, its also how we met, the little one will have a set up too when they are older Hey, that'd be three, which is almost a full squad haha
Hey, that'd be three, which is almost a full squad haha
DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome. BYE
You guys could come back like Italy tho
You guys could come back like Italy tho
First the USA!
With a bad economy?
And great cuisine
And great cuisine
Yeah I've dated quite a few Italians, great food
Whats bean glory? Baked beans are quite lit
Whats bean glory? Baked beans are quite lit
That one I will have to agree with, sorry Rag
To heck with librity, we have a key food item to protect
Whats bean glory? Baked beans are quite lit
So, you're the ruler of beans haha
is that a furry with a buttplug
So, you're the ruler of beans haha
The Grand Lord of Beans The Gas Master The Carbohydrate King
DONALD TRUMP 2024! Time to take America back from these Devil worshippers they want America to fall like Rome.
Hey no politics in here and as always HAIL SATAN! 
( I’m not affiliated with any of the parties involved )
( I’m not affiliated with any of the parties involved )
Hey no politics in here and as always HAIL SATAN! ( I’m not affiliated with any of the parties involved )
( I’m not affiliated with any of the parties involved )
You're joining my party
lol
I don't think we're allowed to talk about that on here
buttplugs or paula ticks?
Your powers are weak old man
how does it taste to eat beans and bacon?
Behold the glory of beans and all their power
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how does it taste to eat beans and bacon?
Like a juicy and crispy dream sweet llama! 
how does it taste to eat beans and bacon?
Actually amazing 
Behold the glory of beans and all their power
You mean the chemical warfare I can engage in after I eat beans?
Bean Superiority is natural but beans with bacon is pretty
You mean the chemical warfare I can engage in after I eat beans?
Exactly, bacon just makes people salty, beans weaponises the Helldivers
lawdddd i cant eat either of them
How come? Allergies? I hope I don't get sensitive to bloody beans on toast with the baby, I swear
I’ll eat for you llama! 
Exactly, bacon just makes people salty, beans weaponises the Helldivers
Together, you have salty, motivated adrenaline filled divers
How come? Allergies? I hope I don't get sensitive to bloody beans on toast with the baby, I swear
well i dont really eat pork and i hate beans lol im sorryy
well i dont really eat pork and i hate beans lol im sorryy
You don't like cheese?! It is OKAY, everything will be fine
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It’s okay llama many people cannot enjoy those items you are not alone
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Together, you have salty, motivated adrenaline filled divers
Revenge is a dish best served cold Beans however
Revenge is a dish best served cold Beans however
glances at Nates 'perfect' medal
dont come for me yall T_T
Can't judge. I'm in the same boat
Yall full of beans
i used to hate cheese, but eventually i rly liked it
Click to see original message
tbh frying cheese, extra cheeze pizza, and grilled cheese sammies are what convinced me
Now you're making me hungry
Dang y’all are getting hungry early!
Dang y’all are getting hungry early!
Look mates, all disputes aside. As long as it is on some proper bread, then carry on
Like rye bread?
Like rye bread?
Acceptable
Service Medal from the First War Grand Lord of Beans in the Second War Just wait and see what's next
Haha is that actually what that means on here? I've seen a bunch of them floating around but didn't want to ask and look stupid xD
RAHH, HOPPING BACK ON AFTER MONTHS
Welcome back!
RAHH, HOPPING BACK ON AFTER MONTHS
Welcome back Diver!!!! We have held down the front lines
Welcome back Diver!!!! We have held down the front lines
lowkey forgot how to play
lowkey forgot how to play
That’s ok, #hd2-general-chat-1 or 2 can help out
lowkey forgot how to play
Well, for bugs, just shoot, for automatons, dive constantly and contemplate if the role you are playing is Diver, or galactic victim
Well, for bugs, just shoot, for automatons, dive constantly and contemplate if the role you are playing is Diver, or galactic victim
Yeah that’s good for that. So back to talk of bacon vs beans if you please @Ragnorekt_ and @Hotdog on a leash help me out, surely its not me only that wants to keep off topic, well off topic
Well, for bugs, just shoot, for automatons, dive constantly and contemplate if the role you are playing is Diver, or galactic victim
how to dive
how to dive
#hd2-general-chat-1
how can i change my rank from europe to NA
#hd2-general-chat-1 , honestly what is going on. Mods how do people with questions like this land in the Off Topic channel? Serious question
how can i change my rank from europe to NA
<id:customize>
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I NEED A PARTY
You can ask in #lfg-general for other people to play with
#hd2-general-chat-1 , honestly what is going on. Mods how do people with questions like this land in the Off Topic channel? Serious question
off-topic isn't as active as the other hd2 channels. so people come here to ask questions and hope they get answered faster.
off-topic isn't as active as the other hd2 channels. so people come here to ask questions and hope they get answered faster.
That kinda sucks for them, as they probably will not get answered correctly in this channel
That kinda sucks for them, as they probably will not get answered correctly in this channel
most of them get good enough answers, but some people try to direct them to the correct channels for their questions.
Wait hold on, you said it isn’t as active, but people expect quicker answers?
in here their questions don't get ignored, since there isn't chaos like gen 1
in here their questions don't get ignored, since there isn't chaos like gen 1
That’s a them problem, not an us problem
That’s a them problem, not an us problem
Oh I know.
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Doot
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Can I get back to my previous conversation without being banned or warned or something? Rye bread is fantastic, but it’s so dense that you have to prepare accordingly. Aka, no bacon on it!
Whaaat.. You can def use bacon on rye bread