off-topic
I looked at the roles and for some reason having anything besides the "no faction" role option closes off the entire server for me
You agreed to rules and all of that stuff right?
You agreed to rules and all of that stuff right?
Been agreed to the rules since I joined the server several months ago
Been agreed to the rules since I joined the server several months ago
Maybe they made some changes that borked things Amy idea @purple but spoopy or @Spoogi Taney ?
Maybe they made some changes that borked things Amy idea @purple but spoopy or @Spoogi Taney ?
Ok for some reason it just unfollowed nearly every channel and category
Last one says no access for me
That's the lfg for north america
I'll bite everyone
you're special ✨️
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you're special ✨️
Propeller hat special? Or you're gonna send me a fruit basket because I'm entertaining kinda special?
Propeller hat special? Or you're gonna send me a fruit basket because I'm entertaining kinda special?
Sure... entertaining special 
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Been agreed to the rules since I joined the server several months ago
what role are you trying to grab?
what role are you trying to grab?
Was looking at the vanity role and the "no faction, your democracy officer has been alerted" role just to see what they were It broke the server on my end for a few minutes, I fixed it :D
Sorry again for ping @Spoogi Taney @Spoogi Taney @Spoogi Taney 
@Spoogi Taney 
love you, miss you, you're great
love you, miss you, you're great
@Spoogi Taney sorry for pinging you, thought there was some issues with roles
wha happen bbg
wha happen bbg
Just had to say your name out loud 3 times in #off-topic to summon you like Beetlejuice
Clearly avoiding me I'm going to vanish into the ether
i would literally never avoid you
You're one of my favorite people. >:3
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Yaaaaay Even though I'm an arsehole YAAAAY
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Yaaaaay Even though I'm an arsehole YAAAAY
You're not an asshole.
You're not an asshole.
Ahem, you are also in the favourite list Better take that back
Ahem, you are also in the favourite list Better take that back
No way no takesies backsies
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No way no takesies backsies
you are frend mod
mmmmmmmm mcmodders
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im seeing if you can actally get banned from this server for sayin "f" lol
Eh, if you join and the first thing you do is spam or say something mean or whatever, you can get banned for that sometimes, especially if it's right after some video comes out where people are encouraged to come troll the server, which has happened a few times.
Just had to say your name out loud 3 times in #off-topic to summon you like Beetlejuice
honk honk nice fucken model
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Eh, if you join and the first thing you do is spam or say something mean or whatever, you can get banned for that sometimes, especially if it's right after some video comes out where people are encouraged to come troll the server, which has happened a few times.
Those sheep are giving us real quality trolls a bad name Off with their heads!
star wars outlaws releases in 1 minute 
Oh my god clearing out my discord feels so good
Like a colonic irrigation
Like a colonic irrigation
Im only in 4 servers now and basically halved my dms
Oh my god clearing out my discord feels so good
I know someone on 200 servers
I know someone on 200 servers
I don't even have an emoji that accurately represents the face I just made
Oh my god clearing out my discord feels so good
Yeah I need to do that at some point.
Those sheep are giving us real quality trolls a bad name Off with their heads!
So you're saying someone can be a wallmart brand troll? That IS kinda funny ngl.
Waiting for "Chaos Diver" to become a role on the server (and no I'm not referring to the griefers obviously.)
No
If they do then I’m gonna do absolutely nothing but complain about how Chaosdivers don’t make sense
cool 
Is there anyone familiar with catbites here
I’m only familiar with battery fluid
no
yall seen that new warhammer game
HELL YES, something to keep me distracted while this game gets its shit together
yall seen that new warhammer game
no
HELL YES, something to keep me distracted while this game gets its shit together
im gonna play it with the homies when it comes out
Ted Nugent may have some ideas, not sure about bites
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Neat flooding
Yeah sorry, I just thought this would be a better place to post it than some of the general chats
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That's a lot of arbitrary information right there, non bean related, such a shame
William Shakesbeane my favorite yet
my favorite yet
I'd happily throw tins of beans at a crowd
So would I man… so would I. 
I'd happily throw tins of beans at a crowd
I'm.... I'm just gonna... take cover real quick.
I'm.... I'm just gonna... take cover real quick.
How you gonna receive your beanin if you hide?
Bean-ageddon! 
Bean-ageddon!
Four Cans of The Beanpocalypse
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Oh c'mon guys, Bean nice to each other
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I feel like you’ve bean practicing..
Actually I've bean completely spontaneous
In Heinz-sight, most of this has probably already bean said
BEEN DETECTED!
I’m a human bean! 
BEEN DETECTED!
Can't trust autocorrect, they've bean trying to keep us in the shadows
Can't trust autocorrect, they've bean trying to keep us in the shadows
Our voices won't be canned!
No, but they sure as hail will be silenced
TRAITOR
Handy that you're a tinman, time to fill you with
Always bean yourself! 
Handy that you're a tinman, time to fill you with
No space for bean. Sorry
Getting into shape eh
I see it as preventative maintenance
Oh btw, beans are real good for your heart. Also, you made me google "the health benefits of beans" Curse you beanman
Beans are great!
Oh Rag, You.... Beanin again?
Oh Rag, You.... Beanin again?
I’m going to make chili this weekend.. all this bean talk. I’m totally on the beans
I’m going to make chili this weekend.. all this bean talk. I’m totally on the beans
MAY THE BEANS BE WITH YOU
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You sure you wanna start gif’n with me?! 
You sure you wanna start gif’n with me?!
You’re gunna get us in trouble AGAIN. All your fault!
You’re gunna get us in trouble AGAIN. All your fault!
Oh btw, beans are real good for your heart. Also, you made me google "the health benefits of beans" Curse you beanman
That's why they made the song Beans, beans they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart
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Yessss save us from ourselves and bean us back to acceptable forms of communication 
Yessss save us from ourselves and bean us back to acceptable forms of communication
What do you mean? GIF is a legitimate language
What do you mean? GIF is a legitimate language
I know it’s legitimate you lump! But… heh.
It's legit, just not on Helldivers Discord
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I hope you had a most excellent birthday @spoopy i eat mods 
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Happy after-birthday day
I hope you had a most excellent birthday @spoopy i eat mods
I did
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Happy after-birthday day
i have calc based physics in 10 minutes
Our voices won't be canned!
-# canned beans
i have calc based physics in 10 minutes
Have you learned about indefinite integrals yet? ∫8e7xdx
-# canned beans
Think I got some stuck in my ear from my bean bath, it could be tinnitus
eat @purple but spoopy he good for brains.
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I am not twinbeard but as someone that moderates a smallish discord, streams are a massive pain to moderate, so i dont see them allowing regular users to do them (unless doing so requires a long time in the server)
Just regular role, other games manage it fine.
John 1:1, "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
I thought bird was the word? 
Faith is important for some people, keeps them on the right track
not the ultimate sinners such as us
not the ultimate sinners such as us
Broken so many commandments
Broken so many commandments
I believe George Carlin had something for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk81tUUhRig
No stealing or adultery though, I have standards
That's false. Your charming ass is out here stealing hearts
It's legal though, they're just brokers, they get the keys from publishers most of the time. Like GMG
some are some aren't, but since this server is an official server, they don't want to bother threading on the stuff
That's false. Your charming ass is out here stealing hearts
FLOOF, how dare you lie like this
taking the path of just keeping it out
Understood
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alas, we don't talk about key sellers here.
So theres a way or?
FLOOF, how dare you lie like this
I have not told a single lie in my life if we don't count all the times that I have told lies
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So theres a way or?
Probably when it's on sale, haven't seen any bargains
Probably when it's on sale, haven't seen any bargains
Yeah but that wont be for like another few months since its a new game
Yeah but that wont be for like another few months since its a new game
Well you could play helldivers 2 to pass the time
No ps plus so i cannot
You have 40€ tho
Yeah but that wont be for like another few months since its a new game
just wait a few months. i'm sure you'll have enough in a few months
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You have 40€ tho
Yeah for which i wanna buy wukong
@Dr.lama damn, I messaged my friend but the codes went fast, if you'd messaged me at release I could have sorted it
Its fine thank you anyways
Have you seen if you have any PS Stars or whatever to convert to wallet funds?
Im downloading ps app in my phone and will check
Noice
hi offtopic
Hi Mav!
What the hell is that
hru all
I'm good! How are you?
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Moe! I got your message and signed in and I’m just sitting on my ship playing stratagem hero
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What the hell is that
Yes
I'm good! How are you?
I've just got some bad news but it's alright, working on getting some stuff sorted rn. Hbu?
Moe! I got your message and signed in and I’m just sitting on my ship playing stratagem hero
LOL COMING RIGHT NOW
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I've just got some bad news but it's alright, working on getting some stuff sorted rn. Hbu?
Awe. Sorry to hear that.
Awe. Sorry to hear that.
Have you seen if you have any PS Stars or whatever to convert to wallet funds?
I have 2374 points but idk what i can do with them
@Twinbeard I did actually have a question about Discord. Do you have any plans for the future in regard to the community engaging with each other, being able to share their gameplay or play live or will it continue to only be for moderators.
I'll reply to this and @Eis' comment at the same time. There'll be streams from us and more interaction between us and the community for sure. There likely won't be unmoderated streaming or ditto voice channels - either at all or in any case not for quite some time. This is due to this being a very large server and it being almost impossible for us to guarantee a safe environment. We will consider and think about it, but ATM it's unlikely for those reasons. Again though, more interaction and audiovisual stuff going forward: yes!
I have 2374 points but idk what i can do with them
Is it in the rewards catalogue, let me check my app
I'll reply to this and @Eis' comment at the same time. There'll be streams from us and more interaction between us and the community for sure. There likely won't be unmoderated streaming or ditto voice channels - either at all or in any case not for quite some time. This is due to this being a very large server and it being almost impossible for us to guarantee a safe environment. We will consider and think about it, but ATM it's unlikely for those reasons. Again though, more interaction and audiovisual stuff going forward: yes!
Thanks for the reply. However, I mentioned the community engaging with each other, not developers. I say that because it's rather fragmented. I'm not trying to be argumentative but if I see something that resembles an ivory tower I have to call it out.
Thanks for the reply. However, I mentioned the community engaging with each other, not developers. I say that because it's rather fragmented. I'm not trying to be argumentative but if I see something that resembles an ivory tower I have to call it out.
You've never thanked me for my replies 
You've never thanked me for my replies
you're in my sacred DMs
?
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And this is the exact answer I was expecting tbh
You know me so well
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Ohhh i found it can exchange for 5 euro only sadly but better than nothing
See if there are any Stars challenges that you can complete easily Ones where you already have the game
Funnily the Helldivers 2 one never worked and I didn't get a reward
Yeah you would know that you level 150 nerd
Yeah you would know that you level 150 nerd
BRUH, I was like 134/136 after that update, Warbonds get slapped in 2 days, that's why the game is good, it's easy
BRUH, I was like 134/136 after that update, Warbonds get slapped in 2 days, that's why the game is good, it's easy
134/136 levels of avoiding women
134/136 levels of avoiding women
I fucking wish, some girl asked for my number while I was playing Wukong in the bar two nights ago
Half Sri Lankan*
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What bread (also please don't call me Indian)
Hold on lemme change
What bread (also please don't call me Indian)
OG Aryan
What bread (also please don't call me Indian)
Nothing fancy, just some random bread I bought from a shop. 1st one is cheese with bacon, 2nd one is curry filling
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OG Aryan
This smart guy
Curry is just quite common here they put it in a lot of things lol
Also one of my favourite musicians
COVID was an interesting period, government basically went "we're giving free flights to all citizens to bring you fuckers home"
Isolation is fucked up mate, had a bit of that working abroad after long periods
Isolation is fucked up mate, had a bit of that working abroad after long periods
I took the free flight offer
new pc i can finally run helldivers after a year
But helldivers hasn't been out for a year
But helldivers hasn't been out for a year
idk how long it's been but I've had my old pc for a year
You better go catch it 
You better go catch it
I'm running now
But helldivers hasn't been out for a year
First one is old
Runs on a potato
I eat those for breakfast
I eat those for breakfast
Raw and by themselves I hope
No you sicko, I eat them with the skin
Can't let the nutrients go to waste
I eat those for breakfast
Do you happen to be British, more specifically Irish?
Do you happen to be British, more specifically Irish?
God no. I'm normal
Yeah Floofy is really xenophobic towards me
No, towards you I'm just racist, get your facts straight
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Also you can't say you're normal and then say that you eat potatoes with the skin and raw
Step into the new normal. Embrace the day with your new shape
See if there are any Stars challenges that you can complete easily Ones where you already have the game
Yeah sadly nothing
Step into the new normal. Embrace the day with your new shape
i have questions. i have had questions for a few days and now they must be asked.
i have questions. i have had questions for a few days and now they must be asked.
what will the birb ask
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i have questions. i have had questions for a few days and now they must be asked.
It's ourple
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Ah damn The chat died again
Revive it then
I might get a valve index soon. If I do get it, should I play Half Life Alyx or Boneworks first?
Google Earth VR
I might get a valve index soon. If I do get it, should I play Half Life Alyx or Boneworks first?
HL:A
Xenophobia?
Yes I hate the Xenomorphs, I'm racist against them
i have questions. i have had questions for a few days and now they must be asked.
No I will not marry you but thank you
Dw, I am not xenophobic, I am not a speciesiet or racist, I love ALL races... Except terminids, eldar, dark eldar, ork, tao, sanghelli, the xenomorphs, that long headed race dude from Star Wars
No I will not marry you but thank you
question 1. why are you a hotdog
its that simple purple
you should change to the other version of pfp
question 1. why are you a hotdog
Feeling like I have no release.. Feeling like a hotdog on a leash..
Feeling like I have no release.. Feeling like a hotdog on a leash..
Paints you transgender cuz silly
Yes I hate the Xenomorphs, I'm racist against them
But they're the perfect organism And they share human DNA
Feeling like I have no release.. Feeling like a hotdog on a leash..
my second question actually; why are you on a leash? who put you on a leash? most importantly, how did they affix a leash on a hotdog?
Feeling like I have no release.. Feeling like a hotdog on a leash..
Sometimes I cannot take this place Sometimes it's my life I can't taste Sometimes I cannot feel my face You'll never see me fall from grace
But they're the perfect organism And they share human DNA
My racism is fueled by jealousy
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my second question actually; why are you on a leash? who put you on a leash? most importantly, how did they affix a leash on a hotdog?
some people just like that, don't shame their hobbies
i need to know 
i also imagine a leash would just fall off or break a hotdog
Nah you could get one of those smaller ones meant for like cats or bunnies
Or you could also get like one of those full body ones with the paw holes and such. That'd give the hotdog some structural integrity
Hotdog Harness
then just drag it along?
Wow "it". I have feeling too you know
Wow "it". I have feeling too you know
i sori :O
i meant hotdogs in general, not you specifically
Wow purple i didnt know you hated hotdogs this much
"HD2 mods hate hotdogs"
your new legacy! you graduated from the F!
Lately I have seen people say Space Marine 2 is going to kill Helldivers, I would really love to just play both without being whispered to about how my choices suck.
I got space marine 2. I play what I want and make my own judgement on it
yo. am watching latest Endymion video and he says this server is a "left leaning echo chamber". any truth to this or is he just exagerating for clicks?
Well from what I've seen, it isn't about any one side of the political arguement but politics in itself that gets people banned
Yeah, just cause you have a pork friend, doesn't mean you can act like this
Well from what I've seen, it isn't about any one side of the political arguement but politics in itself that gets people banned
my exact same observation. Endy hates on HD2 with a passion for some reason. a shame really.
yo. am watching latest Endymion video and he says this server is a "left leaning echo chamber". any truth to this or is he just exagerating for clicks?
I am currently leaning forwards, does that count?
I am currently leaning forwards, does that count?
Old.
yo. am watching latest Endymion video and he says this server is a "left leaning echo chamber". any truth to this or is he just exagerating for clicks?
Clicks. Dude is a fat salty idiot
Clicks. Dude is a fat salty idiot
Ayy that's friendly fire, I'm also fat
you know, i'd sure love to contribute by being able to draw and upload my idea of what a hotdog on a leash looks like, but offtopic is still being punished with no img perms.
Ayy that's friendly fire, I'm also fat
I imagine that helps the leash stay on
you know, i'd sure love to contribute by being able to draw and upload my idea of what a hotdog on a leash looks like, but offtopic is still being punished with no img perms.
Purple you know what to do
I got space marine 2. I play what I want and make my own judgement on it
you know, i'd sure love to contribute by being able to draw and upload my idea of what a hotdog on a leash looks like, but offtopic is still being punished with no img perms.
Can you send it to me I need to know
I fight for off topic perms
I fight for off topic perms
You'll have to fight bask lol
I fight for
You'll have to fight bask lol
I don't disagree with her though cause when I turned GIF perms on here the idea wasn't to kill regular convo, which is what happened
NO. Off topic should not have image perms. We need to show the other channels that we are better. That brainrot truly comes from our minds and hearts, our very being and not just in silly images
So what about when I'm doing something interesting or at a release party and I want to share pics with you, it's off topic, it's not mess hall or other games, it's my life
So what about when I'm doing something interesting or at a release party and I want to share pics with you, it's off topic, it's not mess hall or other games, it's my life
Skill issue. Transcribe it into words
Skill issue. Transcribe it into words
My fingers too fat
My fingers too fat
Like prince Charles? Or king Charles I mean
Like prince Charles? Or king Charles I mean
He king now I last heard
Skill issue. Transcribe it into words
I'm gonna transcribe that I am on a date with my mate's mum so it winds him up
Its good to be here folks
Nothing is greater than the return of freedom and democracy ! Welcome back helldiver !
Nothing is greater than the return of freedom and democracy ! Welcome back helldiver !
Thank you Helldiver
Like prince Charles? Or king Charles I mean
it you
your hot dog may need a larger harness if it a flufferbutt with buns
Your pfp is really sus
meow
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Your pfp is really sus
nah. its very punk/alt aesthetic. thinking it is sus, however
nah. its very punk/alt aesthetic. thinking it is sus, however
That nun has no right to have a long tongue like that is all I'm saying
That nun has no right to have a long tongue like that is all I'm saying
thats some brainrot right there.
thats some brainrot right there.
True though
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As a christian i would say it's sinnish But you do you + it looks to be a nice cosplay
Perkele Saatana
Perkele Saatana
No u
As a christian i would say it's sinnish But you do you + it looks to be a nice cosplay
Doesn't really matter tho, this is no church or place of religion 
Happy Birthday @Sutercut ! 
Doesn't really matter tho, this is no church or place of religion
True
Thank you
I hope you've had a great day
I'm 23, and not American so I was already able to get hammered for a while now
Happy birthday!
But most people have their first taste earlier
Not you tho right?
Not you tho right?
Uhhhh
Uhhhh
Say "no"
Say "no"
no
My parents liked to dip my pacifier in red wine 
My parents liked to dip my pacifier in red wine
Drunk since young I see
You didn't got wasted @KLBR "xats|bun" right ?
Nah under elders supervision
Nah under elders supervision
Thank god 
Damn my parents only have normal vision
Helps ya go to sleep
I uhh, had my first drink at about 6 on accident. I confused my dads beer for apple juice.
I accidentally tried my grandads whiskey when I was far too young
It just looks so golden and beautiful
Yeah whiskey has always look so good. I've never tried it. It's always looked like a non toxic coca cola
Yeah whiskey has always look so good. I've never tried it. It's always looked like a non toxic coca cola
It's better, you saw the text message
Was supposed to get some on the return of my pelgrimage
Time to treat yourself to something well aged
But i broke my elbow 4 days before i was able to go
Sorry to hear mate, Delamaine is a nice cognac though if you haven't had it
Sorry to hear mate, Delamaine is a nice cognac though if you haven't had it
I'm going to say something potentially heretical to many alcohol lovers
It's an advice i would loved to have known before drinking a whole bottle
Whole bottle as in handheld bottle or one of those big 5 litre ones
Drunk since young I see
I mean I am Danish after all
Whole bottle as in handheld bottle or one of those big 5 litre ones
2L one