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someone always gets fucked in the end
Unless you make fucking illegal
I like to visit Europe, but I'd never live there except for Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Romania, or Portugal.
Vegas for me. Vegas or Germany.
who is with mee
Not me, I got a forklift certification that implies I am not a nerd anymore
Well this is a 13+ server and there are rules. There are all sorts of people here. Most (I’ve personally interacted with) not hostile. 
hail! Also #lfg-north-america may be more for the people you’re trying to reach?
hail! Also #lfg-north-america may be more for the people you’re trying to reach?
If anyone has funny clips, send them to me per DM 
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In my dreams because I fucking have terrible memory
Omg were you the bile titan I was riding in my dream?!
Good morning chat 
If anyone has funny clips, send them to me per DM ️
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Might
Good morning chat
It’s 4:07 am here
It’s 4:07 am here
Yikes lol
Might
Not might, you will 
7pm here, and correspondingly good evening
Καλησπέρα!
Καλησπέρα!
Καλημέρα
You'll have to forgive me for late replies since I'm troubleshooting a bit of troublesome code
You’ll have to forgive me for anything I may say before I have a coffee. 
that sounds fun though
that sounds fun though
It’s 4:07 am here
7:31pm for me
Code always does what you tell it to and not what you want it to do
Hahaha that’s a funny way to put it.
Arrowhead is an Swedish company lol so American wokness got nothing on this
They push their shit onto everything
Magna Carta doesn't count here either
I have a E710 pump in my backyard
But then most Americans think the internet is America
True statement, Europe is like the neglected sibling while Australia, Asia, and Africa are the fairytale characters in America's bedtime stories
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True statement, Europe is like the neglected sibling while Australia, Asia, and Africa are the fairytale characters in America's bedtime stories
I tell people from the US lies about us not having clean water in the EU or all our food being bread so they stay tf out of my city lmao
I tell people from the US lies about us not having clean water in the EU or all our food being bread so they stay tf out of my city lmao
“Lies” I love bread… on my way
lol I’m starving now.
I wish i could teach you how to bake then. Honestly I just... put stuff in a mixing bowl and it somehow always comes out perfect. I have some weird talent
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I wish i could teach you how to bake then. Honestly I just... put stuff in a mixing bowl and it somehow always comes out perfect. I have some weird talent
Teehee I know how to bake. Flipping things in pans, I never learned because I didn’t want to risk wasting food to my kitchen floor.
I wish i could teach you how to bake then. Honestly I just... put stuff in a mixing bowl and it somehow always comes out perfect. I have some weird talent
This is what makes people marry other people
True statement, Europe is like the neglected sibling while Australia, Asia, and Africa are the fairytale characters in America's bedtime stories
You know I'm not saying all of them are like that, but when you see the ones that are it's like wtf
You know I'm not saying all of them are like that, but when you see the ones that are it's like wtf
Right! Some of us Americans are kinda cool.
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You know I'm not saying all of them are like that, but when you see the ones that are it's like wtf
Which from my experience is worryingly common
Granted most of that has been from le reddit which isn't exacatly a drawer of sharp knives
Elephant Graveyard from Lion King
Right! Some of us Americans are kinda cool.
I actually grew up with quite a few in the UK, my school was near a military base here
You know I'm not saying all of them are like that, but when you see the ones that are it's like wtf
yeah were cool americans
This is what makes people marry other people
I have many suitors i will admit hahaha
I have many suitors i will admit hahaha
Pick one and share your pizza with him
Pick one and share your pizza with him
Actually they are mostly other women
Actually they are mostly other women
lol oh. Well her* then.
I'm talking about pizza breaad 
I'm talking about pizza breaad
The lady is from Naples, I keep my pizza simple, or I might meet the Camorra
Chat I just got engaged 
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Chat I just got engaged
Congratulations 
The lady is from Naples, I keep my pizza simple, or I might meet the Camorra
My family is partially from Sicily so i jsut dump flavors together and make banger after banger and then give it all away immediately.
My family is partially from Sicily so i jsut dump flavors together and make banger after banger and then give it all away immediately.
I love Sicily! I still have some rock from Etna
Chat I just got engaged
congrats!
My family is partially from Sicily so i jsut dump flavors together and make banger after banger and then give it all away immediately.
We eat Pizza Hut in America with extra extra extra pepperoni. Dripping wet with grease.
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China! 
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Chat I just got engaged
Marriage is a trap. But if it’s the real thing thats awesome!
China!
Finland!
Finland!
You guys eat fermented shark, you're cool
You guys eat fermented shark, you're cool
You guys eat fermented shark, you're cool
I think that is more of an iceland thing haha but they have it there too.
im american
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I bet you never had a shot of booze and a cigarette for breakfast like a true finnish person!
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I bet you never had a shot of booze and a cigarette for breakfast like a true finnish person!
lol Americans invented that
I bet you never had a shot of booze and a cigarette for breakfast like a true finnish person!
ive played my summer car
ive played my summer car
okay that's good enough
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lol Americans invented that
You say that I know like 3 finns that do that as their morning routine.
You say that I know like 3 finns that do that as their morning routine.
You say that I know like 3 finns that do that as their morning routine.
You mean you know some alcoholics?
You say that I know like 3 finns that do that as their morning routine.
lol im just trolling around discord avoiding all the work I’ve missed while on vacation for two weeks lol cigarettes and coffee for breakfast is a great way to start your day.
lol im just trolling around discord avoiding all the work I’ve missed while on vacation for two weeks lol cigarettes and coffee for breakfast is a great way to start your day.
i have covid. copium is real
Cold pizza for breakfast? I've never heard someone do that-
thats the shit lol
Cold pizza for breakfast? I've never heard someone do that-
americans dont heat things up. we just eat cold leftovers.
lol Kate. What kind of people are you chilling with?! 
americans dont heat things up. we just eat cold leftovers.
americans are like those sucker fish they just stick their lips to the ground of the NY subway floor and absorb the spilled grease nutrients
americans dont heat things up. we just eat cold leftovers.
I'm American and I heat everything up...
americans are like those sucker fish they just stick their lips to the ground of the NY subway floor and absorb the spilled grease nutrients
untrue
lol Kate. What kind of people are you chilling with?!
I'm guessing not the right people...
untrue
Ive seen it! david attenborough had a documentary about it on BBC earth
americans are like those sucker fish they just stick their lips to the ground of the NY subway floor and absorb the spilled grease nutrients
That’s insane.. I like it
I thought you were Latina?!
I've lived in tbe US ever since I was 6.
Ive seen it! david attenborough had a documentary about it on BBC earth
its called a defense budget your country will get one when its older
its called a defense budget your country will get one when its older
BBC earth uses a defense budget???
Cold pizza for breakfast? I've never heard someone do that-
oh man, have you ever even had leftover pizza??
oh man, have you ever even had leftover pizza??
that stuff hits different
mood
had an episode yesterday and i could not sleep till way way later and now after i had slept and wakeup i just feel like shit lol
oh man, have you ever even had leftover pizza??
I have! Just not cold.
I've lived in tbe US ever since I was 6.
You should try cold pizza. It’s dope. It’s almost better than fresh warm pizza. (From Pizza Hut specifically)
I have! Just not cold.
your not a true american till youve eaten cold leftover pizza
I once put cold pizza folded in half in a waffle iron and that stuff was AMAZING
man yall scandinavians are weird......
I have! Just not cold.
like, its gotta at least be domino or pizza hut grade or somethin. litl caesars turns into cardboard and plastic the moment it gets cold, same with digiorno's if youre into the frozen stuff
man yall scandinavians are weird......
Dont tell me you wouldnt love crispy hot pizza treat
You should try cold pizza. It’s dope. It’s almost better than fresh warm pizza. (From Pizza Hut specifically)
I'll try it one day...
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I once put cold pizza folded in half in a waffle iron and that stuff was AMAZING
wtf!!! That’s borderline blasphemy. But that does sound cool.
Dont tell me you wouldnt love crispy hot pizza treat
you put waffles in a waffle maker
wtf!!! That’s borderline blasphemy. But that does sound cool.
It was like all the thin bits of the waffle texture were crispy cheese and all the thick bits were like pizza pockets. It was great.
like, its gotta at least be domino or pizza hut grade or somethin. litl caesars turns into cardboard and plastic the moment it gets cold, same with digiorno's if youre into the frozen stuff
I just don't eat much pizza. So I usually don't have leftovers. I don't even remember the last time I had pizza. Lol
It was like all the thin bits of the waffle texture were crispy cheese and all the thick bits were like pizza pockets. It was great.
Borderline genius! Share your waffle pizza with your future wife! 
You should try cold pizza. It’s dope. It’s almost better than fresh warm pizza. (From Pizza Hut specifically)
indeed try the vegi one as cold with much much more cheeses
we could be helping the galactic war but were here talking about putting pizza in a waffle maker
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ohhh true true lol
we could be helping the galactic war but were here talking about putting pizza in a waffle maker
RATIONING IS PART OF THE WAR EFFORT. Put in a picture of like... 40's war propaganda about how not sharing your slice is sharing it with the nazis or terminids in this case
Imagine being at workkk. I took the day off for my bday lol
im just at home having covid
battery almost drained buddy
im just at home having covid
Hopefully you feel better!
Oh yeah happy birthday Kate! I’ve been on vacation for two weeks and am kinda walking around looking at all the shit I gotta fix.
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pokes you with a stick C'mon, do something
Hissing from the corner overwhelmed
pokes you with a stick C'mon, do something
thats a great idea lol
Borderline genius! Share your waffle pizza with your future wife!
I will I will
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@KateKat26 
Happy Birthday Kate! 
Happy Birthday Kate!
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Hopefully you feel better!
birthday ? 
birthday ?
yeah im confused too
yeah im confused too
okay im going to Gen 1 wish me luck
you're dead
birthday ?
Yeah. It's my birthday. I'm turning 25. I feel old
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Yeah. It's my birthday. I'm turning 25. I feel old
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Yeah. It's my birthday. I'm turning 25. I feel old
me who's already 25 
Yeah. It's my birthday. I'm turning 25. I feel old
hello hello old friend its been years till u got this old and now u r are one day older than that 
happy birthday sweet one
happy birthday sweet one
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me who's already 25
me at 24 looking at you Heh... trilobite...
lol moe 25 is not old Kate! Life is what you make of it. Buy a skateboard or something lol
25 is not old Kate! Life is what you make of it. Buy a skateboard or something lol
yall are great. Thank youuu
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lol moe 25 is not old Kate! Life is what you make of it. Buy a skateboard or something lol
25 is not old Kate! Life is what you make of it. Buy a skateboard or something lol
I'm clumsy asf. I'm gonna fall immediately
okay there talking about turning all the guns into waifus. im scared
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Maybe it’ll make her feel younger lol. And Kate yes you’ll fall you may even break a wrist but you’ll feel young maybe idfk
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okay there talking about turning all the guns into waifus. im scared
confused beeping
confused beeping
Saying that I buy some dumb shit at 40
its legal to own a flamethower in the USA
its legal to own a flamethower in the USA
Just need an aerosol can, ignition and some luck
One day when I reach the ripe, old age of 40? That's when I'll have my body replaced with a gaming laptop and ascend.
Stealing my plans I see...
I bought an escooter on a whim
That’s called winning man! Hell yeah! Get a drum kit!
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Stealing my plans I see...
you dont get to call me old first and then claim you made future plans first!
Just need an aerosol can, ignition and some luck
That’s called winning man! Hell yeah! Get a drum kit!
My old drum kit is in storage 
My old drum kit is in storage
that’s fucked!!!
you dont get to call me old first and then claim you made future plans first!
Yes I do.
that’s fucked!!!
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Finally there's some calm in this server. Love it.
Peace?!? No peace!
Finally there's some calm in this server. Love it.
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Shall we start some shit in the name of the great GR-74
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Shall we start some shit in the name of the great GR-74
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Please vote with the emojis
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guys click the emoji for cold pizzas!
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Please vote with the emojis
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Same
Go rescue your kit from storage. And put it in place of something you actually need in your living space.
Go rescue your kit from storage. And put it in place of something you actually need in your living space.
Nobody says you HAVE to get rid of something. One of my friends has a drum kit in a room that's like 3x3 meters together with a bed and a PC.
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Nobody says you HAVE to get rid of something. One of my friends has a drum kit in a room that's like 3x3 meters together with a bed and a PC.
damn that’s living right there. Sounds like heaven. Idk though you were taking about making fucking illegal while I was asleep. I’m not sure how sound your judgement is today GR-74
damn that’s living right there. Sounds like heaven. Idk though you were taking about making fucking illegal while I was asleep. I’m not sure how sound your judgement is today GR-74
Kinda bad... I've been awake for 24 hours at that point, don't judge me XD
Kinda bad... I've been awake for 24 hours at that point, don't judge me XD
well that doesn’t excuse your language and terrible ideas! Just imagine what the world would be like if we couldnt bang! FUCK THAT! Alright really I need to work
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Hiii
Hello!
well that doesn’t excuse your language and terrible ideas! Just imagine what the world would be like if we couldnt bang! FUCK THAT! Alright really I need to work
I'm not saying I have terrible ideas... You should know that by now lol
well that doesn’t excuse your language and terrible ideas! Just imagine what the world would be like if we couldnt bang! FUCK THAT! Alright really I need to work
Wth
How's everyone doing?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm good, just chilling rn
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I'm not saying I have terrible ideas... You should know that by now lol
Making fucking illegal - the absolute most terrible I have ever heard! (you’re smarter than that GR-74)
(you’re smarter than that GR-74)
How's everyone doing?
Hello I'm great, besides THIS https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1205760412507840572/1277637757593976873
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Making fucking illegal - the absolute most terrible I have ever heard! (you’re smarter than that GR-74)
(you’re smarter than that GR-74)
I'm solving the overpopulation problem in a very simple way XD
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I'm solving the overpopulation problem in a very simple way XD
Ohhhh there is a method to your madness. Alright it’s acceptable. 
Hello I'm great, besides THIS https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1205760412507840572/1277637757593976873
Idk anything about cars, what's with it?
Idk anything about cars, what's with it?
I couldn't get out.
Waited there for around 2 hours, got fed up and reported the guy to my supervisors. But like... How does someone park this badly?
Idk
I hate driving. I just want to Uber everywhere. But that gets expensive.
I use bus, metro, bicycle, and walking
I simply walk the earth.
Me too, I walk everywhere... But I won't walk 10 miles both ways every day
I simply walk the earth.
I either walk or bike
Me too, I walk everywhere... But I won't walk 10 miles both ways every day
That's what buses and trains are for
That's what buses and trains are for
No train when I need it. I was going to school by train for 10 years. Never again.
No train when I need it. I was going to school by train for 10 years. Never again.
I have used buses and metro my entire life
I don't have a bike yet. I'm not sure if I'll get one or not. I use public transport plenty, though.
the reason I got a bike is because I use for both commuting and and for fun and public transportation isn’t free where I live
Albeit, must admit, my city has one of the best public transport systems of Latin America
I'm tempted to get an E-bike tho.
the reason I got a bike is because I use for both commuting and and for fun and public transportation isn’t free where I live
My partner loves his bike and he's said we can get one for me, too, but I just haven't made up my mind yet.
goooooood morninggg look at all these blue links lol
Morning Llama!
My partner loves his bike and he's said we can get one for me, too, but I just haven't made up my mind yet.
Yeah I would recommend it, it’s fun and it gets you places faster than walking
Morning Llama!
morning girllll
Yeah I would recommend it, it’s fun and it gets you places faster than walking
have you been eating mods lately or nah
have you been eating mods lately or nah
I have come close but not there yet
Also hi Llama
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My partner loves his bike and he's said we can get one for me, too, but I just haven't made up my mind yet.
My quads still hurt from the last time I rode a bike
My quads still hurt from the last time I rode a bike
At least you're not like me who f*cked up their knee for damn near 2 years just by trying to ride a pennyboard
Hallo
Hello
missed opportunity to be SES Father of Fatherhood
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missed opportunity to be SES Father of Fatherhood
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Greetings
Hello
Hi
Oh hey Mav is here. Hi there
Today I've decided to chop my hair off because it was annoying me to have to put it up for cosplays
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At least you're not like me who f*cked up their knee for damn near 2 years just by trying to ride a pennyboard
Man I fucked my knee up just by being fat and clumsy
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Man I fucked my knee up just by being fat and clumsy
I have so many bruises from not being aware of my surroundings....It's scary
Man I fucked my knee up just by being fat and clumsy
do all of us have knee problems? lol
How are you guys?
good, and you? 
good, and you?
good
good, and you?
so fair, tired mdrr 
do all of us have knee problems? lol
It’s like an achievement for not dying long enough to develop health issues
It’s like an achievement for not dying long enough to develop health issues
for reall
I really want to buy another car lego set.. that swedish muscle car one is calling to me but it's EXPENSIVE so i can't justify it
i could purchase a $36 ford darkhorse one
It’s like an achievement for not dying long enough to develop health issues
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✨ Achievement unlocked✨
"Break a Leg! 25G - Develop muscoskeletal deficiences before level 35"
"Break a Leg! 25G - Develop muscoskeletal deficiences before level 35"
"Get off my lawn- Start using boomer language before level 40"
New Achievement: frontal lobe development
I don't wanna play this gam anymore Too hard
Never change off topic. Never change
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Cool story bro 
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No need lol. Stay weird my friend
Never change off topic. Never change
So true, haha
Literally religion Am just saying
Or making kids pledge allegiance to a flag in school, that's super weird
But why tho
No idea honestly
Some people can't tell the difference between free speech and saying whatever awful thing you wanna say without consequences
what awful things
too bad Europe doesn't have the US first amendment
loved how the UK government warned everyone "Think before you post"
what awful things
I'm sure you can figure it out :)
I'm sure you can figure it out :)
i find colorful hats awful, so I must ban them
i find colorful hats awful, so I must ban them
A good thing you don't have the power to do that. It's also not relevant
too bad Europe doesn't have the US first amendment
We do have something equivalent to it in Denmark :)
Oh look the poor people and Nazi sympathisers are talking
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Which god?
The one from the desert
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The only difference between you and me is that you belive in one more God than me
The only difference between you and me is that you belive in one more God than me
that's the one cringe atheist reply that always shows up on /r/atheism
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That sounds like a you problem
that's the one cringe atheist reply that always shows up on /r/atheism
Is it wrong though?
amen and awomen
I didn't know they had raise a peter in the 90s
Zwarte Piet still exists
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Fun fact: USA isn't even top 10 for freedom. Y'all are number 17. Denmark where I'm from is number 3
Summoned
It's so entertaining
Please let me get screenshots first @John Smel: Chef
Hurry up
Hurry up
You're good B
All set?
Appreciate you
All set?
Love you, thank you
Hey wanna see a magic trick
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My turn to sow discourse. All pigeons.....
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My turn to sow discourse. All pigeons.....
Are robots?
Are robots?
I was looking at @purple but spoopy this one time and I swear I heard beeps
I was looking at @purple but spoopy this one time and I swear I heard beeps
Yay magic yay!
I'm one hell of a magician
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I'm one hell of a magician
Almost as cool as that guy that turned water into wine
Almost as cool as that guy that turned water into wine
Just you wait. I'll figure out how to turn water into scotch
I'm one hell of a magician
You magiced a little too hard, you accidentally made it start pouring down in Disney World 
You magiced a little too hard, you accidentally made it start pouring down in Disney World
No that just sounds like florida
No that just sounds like florida
I mean.. You're not wrong
I mean.. You're not wrong
I grew up in Florida lmao you could set an alarm for the afternoon rains
I grew up in Florida lmao you could set an alarm for the afternoon rains
It's only my second visit
@ADLR "Adrian" OASIS UNION MAYBE HELLOOOOOO DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS
wuh
I love Disney World but I kinda wish it was in another location
Disneyland in California. But it's not as big as Disneyworld
Disneyland in California. But it's not as big as Disneyworld
That's the problem. They don't have Cosmic Rewind etc
wuh
Oasis posted something on their Instagram
Plus universal is also close enough to Disney world
Not a big fan of the Universal park here. I like Cali more for that. But maybe that'll change next year with Epic Universe
Just you wait. I'll figure out how to turn water into scotch
I fully believe that I could do it 30 times over and still be ready for more
Who wants to hear fire ass quotes from the kids at the pool im lifeguarding
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wuh
hello
I don't enjoy the more intense coasters like Velocicoaster
I love rides. So Velocicoaster was so much fun. But it was like a 1½ hour wait.
My substitute teacher was talking about how her son-in-law died in pretty detailed way. I'm stuck with this woman for the next week or so
Yikes
I love rides. So Velocicoaster was so much fun. But it was like a 1½ hour wait.
I do love the new Hagrid motorcycle ride, it's a lot of fun
Yikes
Yeah,but she gave us lollipops so it's chill
ded channel ded mods edit: i retract the last part
Nah the mod got it in seconds
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