off-topic
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we know lol
@HavocBlitz will you helldive with me
Hey bro I just got home, why tf is my goldfish dead
GET THAT MF!
Good morning off topic, i'm a bit late to it but that's ok, how are you all ?
Morning!
ohhh haha did people lose gif abilities here
Yup
How do i get added to helldiver-media?
You need the "regular" role. You get it once you are active enough on the server.
NOOOO!!!!!111!!! MY IMAGE PERMS!!111!
heh
Thank you, I have been trying to figure that out for half an hour. It really sucks that I dont have it, ive only been here since the game launched
Have you been chatting frequently, or just occasionally?
I would like to imagine it's frequent enough to deserve the role, I joined the server on 04/07/24 to pay respects to those that didn't make it out of the Creek with everyone else and have posted pretty reulalry since then.
usually you have to send 100-200 messages. You are currently only at 64 :3
usually you have to send 100-200 messages. You are currently only at 64 :3
Thank you so much for giving me an actual statistic, im not trying to sound like a dick but i thought that would never happen with the vagueness of some servers.
Thank you so much for giving me an actual statistic, im not trying to sound like a dick but i thought that would never happen with the vagueness of some servers.
no worries. Im glad I could help
I have made this robot Dissapear
@Matt Craig @KateKat26 Ironically enough I just got the regular role. Thanks again for your help!
Some perfect timing
@Matt Craig @KateKat26 Ironically enough I just got the regular role. Thanks again for your help!
Oh nice!
they are lurking in the darkness...
To serve the light...
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@Ragnorekt_ @Matt Craig
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@Ragnorekt_ @Matt Craig
You did great Moe!
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You did great Moe!
Eh... I see some room for improvement...
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You did great Moe!
really i was a bit lost but yeah with u all there it was easy
Eh... I see some room for improvement...
you kicked me off your ship GR
No no NO! Cookie dance.
you kicked me off your ship GR
I didn't, you can't prove nothing
you kicked me off your ship GR
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I didn't, you can't prove nothing
I didn't, you can't prove nothing
fine I’ll be playing stratagem hero plotting my revenge
fine I’ll be playing stratagem hero plotting my revenge
okay goody good folks am off for today
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Night Moe!
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Goodnight moe
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... Someone's angry... Yeesh..
Angry? I don’t get angry. I laugh problems away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S0VXfYEzT4 Don't start something you can't finish
New life goal Get a white Peugeot 406 and become a taxi driver
Peugeot sucks
You suck 
New life goal Get a white Peugeot 406 and become a taxi driver
Don't forget to add the wings and snow threads too.
Fuck it, tofu business Time to save up for an ae86
Time to train gun-fu and call myself baba-yaga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S0VXfYEzT4 Don't start something you can't finish
Get a 2005 Toyota Camry
nah, toyota hilux
So many better characters in that show and you pick the most boring of them allm
its combat proven
Until it catches on fire and Toyota says that since you went 85mph at some point they can't help you.
https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/iuEeRlyZJY7_etqxP/d1337mDWyfid?invite=cr-MSxUaTMsMjQ3NjEyMjcyLA RIP my samples, warning lots off screamingggg xD
Nothing compared to my screaming
Nothing compared to my screaming
that makes me feel better lol
Nothing compared to my screaming
Hello Jack
its combat proven
blue name
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When the new enemy the Iluminati when they will come to the game ?
When it comes out, I will watch Home in order to wake up with fresh hatred
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THATONEGUY118 @kellenbbq, who was unjustly banned for making a Spongebob reference in retort toward a belligerent individual atound the month of June-July 
help my keyboard is delayed, ping if you can help
help my keyboard is delayed, ping if you can help
Buy new keyboard
is attached to my laptop
@Nullance
help my keyboard is delayed, ping if you can help
Is your PC lagging too?
Hello Jack
Hi
when in a game it is fine
Try to unplug your keyboard, delete the drivers and plug your keyboard back in. Might be a faulty driver or something
Try to unplug your keyboard, delete the drivers and plug your keyboard back in. Might be a faulty driver or something
it is attached to my laptop
it is attached to my laptop
Ok, try a restart and see if that helps
aight
idk how
@Nullance
Ya idk what you could do then
true
gulp
MY PET FISH
Off to the chemical plant with you
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crazy
Maybe get more people to play 
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I've gathered KNOWN ISSUES that aren't officialy recognized, if you want to add some, please comment those: https://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/discussions/0/6324828960574882072/?tscn=1723891715
Chad
Maybe get more people to play ♂️
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Loads of people play the game?????
i just drank a power ade and now im sleepy
powerade has electrolytes. Idk why it would make you sleepy.
Loads of people play the game?????
You're treating it like its a dead game 
powerade has electrolytes. Idk why it would make you sleepy.
bunch of sugar no? carb crash
bunch of sugar no? carb crash
Yeah. That could be why.
Queerdivers:3
Y'all forgot. It was and always will be cheesedivers
Y'all forgot. It was and always will be cheesedivers
What?... Cheesedivers and queerdivers are two completely different things
Silly
Silly
Aren't you in solitary rn? How are you chatting here?
I have my ways :3
powerade has electrolytes. Idk why it would make you sleepy.
i knowwww
i knowwww
Maybe you're just weird like that. I feel tired after drinking anything with caffeine.
You're WIERD!!!!!
Yeah I am And I wear that with PRIDE
I love how all characters in the 1997 adaption of Berserk have facial expressions that clearly show emotions meanwhile Pippin is always like 
Chaosdivers for life
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And all you 'queerdivers' and 'chaosdivers' remember the reason why the people who made you guys a thing, made you a thing. It was because of the cheesedivers, of the emotions and the way everything and everyone united for, just cheese 
. Why can't you just let your grudge against this guy go. He didn't do anything wrong, and I know this. I know everything that happened. I was told everything. Not by him. By someone else
. Why can't you just let your grudge against this guy go. He didn't do anything wrong, and I know this. I know everything that happened. I was told everything. Not by him. By someone else
Also no one else is talking I'm allowed to do this (pretty sure I am) 
No U
Are the counterfeit samples an in-universe explanation of cheating in samples?
Yes
Look, I know you lot such as @Niroc and some of the others have a bad past with maestro chief, but I feel bad for him. He's just trying to look out for his server and just was. He's made a modded Minecraft server and it hasn't started yet (it was going to start today but no one was joining). That's why I've took matters into my own hands and have asked you, the people of off topic if we can help him. He's spent so much time on this project making sure it all works. I don't want that to go to waste. Put your differences aside and, maybe join the cheesedivers?
Will read in a few thanks for the ping.
Yes
No way you read that and said nothing. Like didn't you hate him because apparently he hated the LGBTQ community? He never did. He's only tried to make his server more inclusive, and you still judge him on what ONE person made up about him. That he was some lying, ragebating piece of crap that kept starting shi. He never did. And no I'm not going to argue about that because I don't want to be banned like he was. But come on. This is too harsh
leave me outta this
Just the fact that I pinged you niroc and you didn't respond is enough to tell me you have a grudge. He has definitely moved on
Apologies for the late reply. I was installing a new SSD on my computer and wasn't looking at Discord.
Where the gif ganggg attt? 
I come back to this channel and I see a whole essay response lol. Anywho how’s it going peeps?
I gave up on reading it... lol
leave me outta this
No I mean like didn't you hold a grudge against him because of that
Apologies for the late reply. I was installing a new SSD on my computer and wasn't looking at Discord.
Np
No I mean like didn't you hold a grudge against him because of that
Idk what happened I wasn't there
Idk what happened I wasn't there
No like you said it to me in dm's, I remember inviting you, it might not have been you I'll check
No way you read that and said nothing. Like didn't you hate him because apparently he hated the LGBTQ community? He never did. He's only tried to make his server more inclusive, and you still judge him on what ONE person made up about him. That he was some lying, ragebating piece of crap that kept starting shi. He never did. And no I'm not going to argue about that because I don't want to be banned like he was. But come on. This is too harsh
got it, if thats what this place is about, ill see myself out before i get myself banned anyways, too bad to, i like this game alot but if the community is in support of damaging modern society, it aint a community for me peace out folks
peace out folks
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Look, I know you lot such as @Niroc and some of the others have a bad past with maestro chief, but I feel bad for him. He's just trying to look out for his server and just was. He's made a modded Minecraft server and it hasn't started yet (it was going to start today but no one was joining). That's why I've took matters into my own hands and have asked you, the people of off topic if we can help him. He's spent so much time on this project making sure it all works. I don't want that to go to waste. Put your differences aside and, maybe join the cheesedivers?
So I personally don't have any interest in Minecraft, it's one of those games I'll play the hell out of once every few years and then get busy with other hobbies and games, so I wish them the best of luck with that. I don't hold any grudge against anyone who was/is a cheesediver. While yes I had disagreements with people in their server I don't hold anything against them and I have long since moved on.
No like you said it to me in dm's, I remember inviting you, it might not have been you I'll check
I had a bad expirence with maestro and I just wanna keep my distance
I had a bad expirence with maestro and I just wanna keep my distance
Yeah but you said you never were involved
So I personally don't have any interest in Minecraft, it's one of those games I'll play the hell out of once every few years and then get busy with other hobbies and games, so I wish them the best of luck with that. I don't hold any grudge against anyone who was/is a cheesediver. While yes I had disagreements with people in their server I don't hold anything against them and I have long since moved on.
Understandable response
Yeah but you said you never were involved
He literally said to me "don't promote gay" passive agreesively after whatever happened
He literally said to me "don't promote gay" passive agreesively after whatever happened
Dm's. That never happened
Who?
Blood.. for the Blood God of course!
Blood.. for the Blood God of course!
Techno blade never dies
Lmao, how you doing Flowers?
Depression gives me the power to ensure destruction! Hru?
You burning Helldiver, do not die or be considered an traitor
Burning cheesediver equals grilled cheese
Also @Niroc if you want DM me the response, I just needed to state that
Late reply again but you can DM me if you feel the need to.
Haven't been here in a while
Yo awebd 
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Where the gif ganggg attt?
It's jif don'tcha know?
Fuck I forgot gifs aren't a thing in this channel
heh heh
You burning Helldiver, do not die or be considered an traitor
If you don't want me to be a traitor, tell my democracy officer to cut down on the firepower I can gain with it.
Burning cheesediver equals grilled cheese
I might actually start using this in game
Also wow this channel got ACTIVE now
It seems writing an essay every now and again revives the channel
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heh heh
Shush you, you're a robot.
Shush you, you're a robot.
chuckles in cyborg
mods dont even have embed perms?
No, they do. I think
chuckles in cyborg
cackles in gremlin
No, they do. I think
Nope, we do not.
Goddamn
uh oh, i think i'm gonna go berserk
Blows you up
Blows you up
i dodged it and i did a cool backflip ovdr the rocket and everybody saluted me
i dodged it and i did a cool backflip ovdr the rocket and everybody saluted me
rocket?
i dodged it and i did a cool backflip ovdr the rocket and everybody saluted me
Uhm N O
rocket?
quebie launched 7 380s to blow the 3 square miles you're in up
quebie launched 7 380s to blow the 3 square miles you're in up
nuh uh
quebie launched 7 380s to blow the 3 square miles you're in up
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Cheese…
Cheese…
Cheese!
TO CHEESE OR NOT TO CHEESE?
To not cheese would be too cheesy
To not cheese would be too cheesy
It would be Tchreeson
It would be Tchreeson
I.... I don't.... .... sigh
I.... I don't.... .... sigh
The wisdom of Cheesus is immeasurable
The wisdom of Cheesus is immeasurable
GIVE US BACK OUR GIFS!!!!!!!!!!
Please no. I don't wanna see more joe gifs
Please no. I don't wanna see more joe gifs
Kamala and Hiliary it is then
If you start spamming the cheese sticker I'm gonna take it away again. I drew it. I can take it away.
You can't unmake what you made. @Cync NO
If you start spamming the cheese sticker I'm gonna take it away again. I drew it. I can take it away.
lame asf
If you start spamming the cheese sticker I'm gonna take it away again. I drew it. I can take it away.
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Dodges
Dodges
Nuh uh
uses force to steer the cheese
I'm so gay it causes your aim to not be straight 
I'm so gay it causes your aim to not be straight
Lucky I can curve projectiles
Lucky I can curve projectiles
Counter moving it won't work cuz it'll just go non-straight the other direction :3
I'm so gay it causes your aim to not be straight
Jokes on you, my aims so bad that you curved it into yourself
Jokes on you, my aims so bad that you curved it into yourself
Nope it missed (I'm too silly)
Nope it missed (I'm too silly)
CHEESE STRIKE
Counter moving it won't work cuz it'll just go non-straight the other direction :3
Lucky I can account for EVERYTHING
I have sent 50 380's to your locations
hugs you while comitting treason
hugs you while comitting treason
Nope it missed (I'm too silly)
I remember that I’m Cheesus and send an army of heat seeking cheeses to your location
I remember that I’m Cheesus and send an army of heat seeking cheeses to your location
GRILL HIS CHEESE BOIS!
GRILL HIS CHEESE BOIS!
Haiiii
You can't unmake what you made. @Cync NO
I brought cheese diver into this world and I can take him out of it
I brought cheese diver into this world and I can take him out of it
Nuh uh It'll still be SOMEWHERE. AND I'M GONNA FIND IT
"Your democracy officer have been informed"
GRILL HIS CHEESE BOIS!
Whose cheese?
Whose cheese?
I'm a girl
I'm a girl
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
It's fine I doubted you did it outta malice anyway
It's fine I doubted you did it outta malice anyway
All I found was "high speed quiberoptic internet" I had to take a guess XD
All I found was "high speed quiberoptic internet" I had to take a guess XD
Dw lmao
All I found was "high speed quiberoptic internet" I had to take a guess XD
I definitely know what that is lol
I definitely know what that is lol
Simple, LIGHT CABLES
What's that purple question mark on people's back
The Garry's mod equivalent to a missing item/texture
just bought the game today
Awesome dawg glad you’re having a really great time
I’m new to the game too anyone got a mic and want to play together?
I don't got a mic, but I can run a couple rounds
I don't got a mic, but I can run a couple rounds
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I thought their legs were their weakness turn out it isn't saw it on tiktok
it actually is. after a charger misses a charge and is turning around, the armor no longer works on their front 2 legs during that window. you can then damage them with full damage from any gun, ignoring armor, and kill them in seconds.
Thanks but I’d prefer playing with people that talk no offense to you much appreciated
No problem at all. Hope you find someone Actually... Ask in #lfg-general
Thanks 
I FOUND A SENTIENT automatron
Hey das me
I FOUND A SENTIENT automatron
THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!
Damn my bad my teammate put 4 hollow points in ur circuitry
N as a letter is not allowed. Including any words that use said letter.
So... What you're saying is.... YOU ARE ILLEGAL
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Nope. As your democratically elected gremlin overlord it's jif now.
HOL UP! I didn't vote for this. I demand a referendum!
Of course you didn't. Computers voted for you remember?
Computers voting for a computer.... Nah, doesn't compute
Well I for one welcome myself as my new robotic gremlin overlord
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I'm going to sleep. Nice talkin to ya Niroc
Of course you didn't. Computers voted for you remember?
Damn ANGLOPHONE computers rigged independence referendum!!!
Nope. As your democratically elected gremlin overlord it's jif now.
How is the j pronounced though 
Anyone else got a sister that 9 feet tall?
Wait what
Anyone else got a sister that 9 feet tall?
Hear me out
Wait what
She sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall
Hear me out
I'm hearing
I'm hearing
Smash
Smash
Im not hearing anymore
Im not hearing anymore
probably because it just got smashed
probably because it just got smashed
No it's cause I'm blasting Sabaton
No it's cause I'm blasting Sabaton
smash
smash
Yeah joakim is hot
How is the j pronounced though
It's pronounced "ah"
It's pronounced "ah"
Ahiff
Ahiff
Exactly
I will report all the mods who forsake me to the other mods.
He's using the mods to destroy the mods. 
He's using the mods to destroy the mods.
i eat mods can i eat you?
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No. 
No.
i lime
No.
It's gonna be 105 tomorrow
Send help
it’s air conditioned in my stomach
It's gonna be 105 tomorrow
try 110
i eat mods can i eat you?
Someone feed this cat. He’s starving for mods.
it’s air conditioned in my stomach
Lololol
A random suggestion since theres literally no suggestion channels. They should make a " Ground War " Mode where its 50 Helldivers Or just a high number Against a large number of enemys and waves so they can make a bigger impact on the planet/sector.
Pog
Hey does anybody know if superior packing methodology is supposed to be working right now?
It's working as intended.
Hey does anybody know if superior packing methodology is supposed to be working right now?
It requires that the people who have it call the resupply, and all 4 packs that drop are SPM packs for anyone who takes them, then.
Hey just wanted to remind everyone that we are all going to die sooner or later.
True that!
Good morning chat
Oh btw, there's a steam sale on polish games
are they polished?
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There's a rat in my house the chewed through hard plastic and avoided 5 different traps
There's a rat in my house the chewed through hard plastic and avoided 5 different traps
Eat it
Btw why did we lost our gif privilege?
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There's a rat in my house the chewed through hard plastic and avoided 5 different traps
Make it fight to another 500 rats and see who's winning
There's a rat in my house the chewed through hard plastic and avoided 5 different traps
Moe
Sometime is way worse 
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Me every morning when my lights kick on.
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Me every morning when my lights kick on.
Also, I think @Moe | SES Light of Eternity 's rain dance worked... Maybe too well... It's been raining for 2 days straight now
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Also, I think @Moe | SES Light of Eternity 's rain dance worked... Maybe too well... It's been raining for 2 days straight now
see i knew it
@Moe | SES Light of Eternity got that rain voodoo
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playing with randoms has become so painful
depends on who you get. some randoms are just locked in