off-topic
I think 30k+ players is too much to consider the game dead
Tbh, I haven’t play with the same randoms twice. I’m lvl 100+ and I never have difficulty entering lobby. So I guess its not dead, at least yet
since the last update my game crashes every time I press play through steam/.exe file/nvidia. I have enough premium currency to buy the latest warbond but never got to use it. I have been waiting to play Priest's flamethrower in the background for so long ...
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard also has a song called Flamethrower, it's pretty good. Sorry to hear about your game though.
Off-topic? More like SEMLLY TOPIC
Holy shit
Hello, what is this channel about? 
Hello, what is this channel about?
Anything BUT helldivers
Holy shit
Hey Boopzies 
Anything BUT helldivers
So I can share my schizophrenia? I like it 
So I can share my schizophrenia? I like it
Sure, why not
Hey Boopzies
Henlo!!
its about DNO
Oh yeah, Haven't seen them in a while.
Oh yeah, Haven't seen them in a while.
half the regulars here are gone sadly
half the regulars here are gone sadly
Isn't there a meme channel here?
Mess-hall might be for memes, but better ask the mods
Isn't there a meme channel here?
is that you in your pfp?
is that you in your pfp?
What is a pfp?
What is a pfp?
like profile picture
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Hey, is there a way to see the historical low in steamDB player count? I can't find it.
Like in ( community )
Community center, I do not know 
Maybe the game doesn't have an online one?
Maybe the game doesn't have an online one?
Eh, maybe. I brute-forced it. Oh btw, found out helldivers 2 historical low is 26 412 so far, while helldivers 1 historical peak was 6 744. I think people lose that perspective in all the drops.
I live in a country where there is no PSN, and I gave 3 thousand rubles for the game
Can you still play it tho?
@Matt Craig Your bio says your a guitarist how long have you been playing?
About 12 years at this point. And I'm still trash
About 12 years at this point. And I'm still trash
I doubt your trash but you’ll get it eventually!
About 12 years at this point. And I'm still trash
Fellow musician are your fingers fucked up yet
Fellow musician are your fingers fucked up yet
OH yeah. Beyond repair at this point. (And even worse since I got the 8-string)
I bought the game as a gift, the game itself is not in the steam
Far as I know if you didn't refund during the whole PSN thing you should still be able to play
Far as I know if you didn't refund during the whole PSN thing you should still be able to play
Yes, I play without psn
I' did try a few different instruments and settled on piano(my interest mainly lies with composition)
Yeah, piano is cool, but I could never play it. I was considering getting a keyboard for midi and that's about it.
Yeah, piano is cool, but I could never play it. I was considering getting a keyboard for midi and that's about it.
I tried guitar, violin and flute before settling. I really respect violinist(plus their variant like cellists) to be able to remember without frets
I'll even buy the magic game
Magic game? Magicka?
I tried guitar, violin and flute before settling. I really respect violinist(plus their variant like cellists) to be able to remember without frets
Bro, what if I say here that I'm playing another game and they don't ban me? I'm better
Magic game? Magicka?
Yes, from the developers Helldivers
I tried guitar, violin and flute before settling. I really respect violinist(plus their variant like cellists) to be able to remember without frets
I wanna get drums at some point, but there are... numerous problems, the least of which is money.
Bro, what if I say here that I'm playing another game and they don't ban me? I'm better
I don't quite understand but so long as you're not toxic you should be mostly fine I think
I don't quite understand but so long as you're not toxic you should be mostly fine I think
I'm sorry for my English, I don't know it well 
I wanna get drums at some point, but there are... numerous problems, the least of which is money.
Drums for the rhythm. Needs space though and yeah pricing is an issue.
Drums for the rhythm. Needs space though and yeah pricing is an issue.
Plus the noise. I played real drums at a friend's place once, cymbals are freaking loud. I think everyone in this house would kill me the moment I landed the first hit
You'll have to invest in sound proofing
Today. I will fix my gym membership
Wdym
Though even with sound proofing it'd probably still be noisy
120dB indoors 
I also need to relocate it to a closer gym because I moved states
Ez, just cross state lines to gym. Take the scenic route
Ez, just cross state lines to gym. Take the scenic route
Marathon it 
Marathon it
Nah, turn off GPS and eyeball it. You never know what you're gonna find
Anyone else got parents that you can't say tesla around or else they'll start ranting?
No, because in my family I'm that person. Except I don't rant, I just quietly despise every major tech company.
What's the matter? C'mere gimme a hug
Awe that's adorable
I wish there were more robot gifs like this. But there aren't All I have are snarky bots
All I have are snarky bots
Anyone else got parents that you can't say tesla around or else they'll start ranting?
mlon eusk 
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL 
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL
Ws for this lad What she (or he) say?
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL
frantically searching in gif folder
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL
MORNING 
Ws for this lad What she (or he) say?
He said he's okay with me feeling that way and he needs a little bit of time to think
Also, good morning Mav
Also, good morning Mav
Hello!!!
I'm convinced Elon musk is just the new model of Mark Zuckerberg
I'm convinced Elon musk is just the new model of Mark Zuckerberg
Correct
He said he's okay with me feeling that way and he needs a little bit of time to think
W
He said he's okay with me feeling that way and he needs a little bit of time to think
at least that's not a no to anything :3
im feeling great this morning
Aw. That's great!
I'm convinced Elon musk is just the new model of Mark Zuckerberg
Can't be. He'd need to be more awkward
Can't be. He'd need to be more awkward
That's why he's the new model They patched it all out
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I'm just gonna.... YOINK that.
my rain dance gif explained in text for your better understanding 
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL
so my streaming hobby started to grow, i meeting people to play with me even in helldivers, am just happy
stay giga my chads
stay giga my chads
my rain dance gif explained in text for your better understanding
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Proverbs 16:24, "Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, Sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
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Ou that’s a good one suumart! 
Proverbs 16:24, "Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, Sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
Hi
Allô!!!
Proverbs 16:24, "Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, Sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
I like honeycombs, They are fantastic for weight reduction in mechanical parts. Also, no way that is a real bible passage.
I like honeycombs, They are fantastic for weight reduction in mechanical parts. Also, no way that is a real bible passage.
Honeycomb grille
It's a metaphor
I got that, but it's just interesting.
GOOD MORNING OFF TOPIC, TODAY I TOLD MY CRUSH HOW I FEEL
HES BEEN TYPING FOR LIKE. 5 MINUTES
HES BEEN TYPING FOR LIKE. 5 MINUTES
GOOD LUCKKK
GOOD LUCKKK
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
IDK. I AM BC MAV STARTED IT
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ITS A NO
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ITS A NO️
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Whaaaaaat...
ITS A NO️
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MEOW
rawr
Patriot Exosuit IS MT NEW LOVE LOL
Just wait when bile titan
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Whaaaaaat...
he prefers it stay platonic
he prefers it stay platonic
Awe... at least he still wants to be friends.
Awe... at least he still wants to be friends.
yeah i'm gonna go take a spoon to a bucket of ice cream now‼️
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Just wait when bile titan
i got it exploded from first time but the second was fruitful i was on front and the team were behind me and it was like strong shield clearing the way for them
Proverbs 16:24, "Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, Sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
"Well ordered words are as a honeycomb: sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
yeah i'm gonna go take a spoon to a bucket of ice cream now‼️
Love is a smoke, made with the fume of sighs. Enjoy your ice cream! It’s a beautiful delight 
hey quick question to anyone who lost a pet do you get hallucinations of them around your house
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Love is a smoke, made with the fume of sighs. Enjoy your ice cream! It’s a beautiful delight
Love is the fart of soul either someone allow it or deny it
hey quick question to anyone who lost a pet do you get hallucinations of them around your house
no
Love is the fart of soul either someone allow it or deny it
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Wth 
What? It's a cat XD
a very good lesson that means nothing to people from the internet
I advise you think twice about what you say. The words above don't apply to me, nor most people in off-topic
I advise you think twice about what you say. The words above don't apply to me, nor most people in off-topic
okay who asked you
What? It's a cat XD
It's creepy...
okay who asked you
There's no need to be rude. No reason, either.
It's creepy...
You really wanna see something creepy? 
There's no need to be rude. No reason, either.
brother is popping off at me unprompted, I have the right to react as I wish
You really wanna see something creepy?
Not really...
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okay who asked you
I'd say you did... but... Eh, really I just wanted to write some distinguished words.
brother is popping off at me unprompted, I have the right to react as I wish
Sure, but it's unnecessary. Let's not create drama here
also, pint of cherry ice cream and a fuzzy blanket acquired yall its time to DEAL WITH FEELINGS
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I'd say you did... but... Eh, really I just wanted to write some distinguished words.
well you made a point nobody prompted and served nothing
brother is popping off at me unprompted, I have the right to react as I wish
I'm not "popping off" at you, I simply said it wasn't always true, admittedly in a very exaggerated gentleman wording. I wasn't too serious with it either, calm down.
I'm not "popping off" at you, I simply said it wasn't always true, admittedly in a very exaggerated gentleman wording. I wasn't too serious with it either, calm down.
It is always true, being nice is better than being rude in any case. I think we both hit a misunderstanding with eachother.
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It is always true, being nice is better than being rude in any case. I think we both hit a misunderstanding with eachother.
That we can agree on.
ARE WE FIGHTING
NO
ARE WE FIGHTING
No. We're not, We're not gen 1
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I'm too used to people attacking the word of God
I hate when people do that. I myself may not follow/believe but it doesn't take much to just be respectful of others!!
I love how this channel alone feels like its own server Same people and stuff I dig it
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@Ragnorekt_ @Matt Craig @Merc
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I hate when people do that. I myself may not follow/believe but it doesn't take much to just be respectful of others!!
True, I take a simple approach to life: I don't care what you do, as long as it doesn't hurt me. No time in a day to get upset at other people's ways of life, especially not now that I'm on vacation. (since I got so much work to do
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True, I take a simple approach to life: I don't care what you do, as long as it doesn't hurt me. No time in a day to get upset at other people's ways of life, especially not now that I'm on vacation. (since I got so much work to do️ )
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exactly
offtopic channel how i love y'all for being chill
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offtopic channel how i love y'all for being chill
I love how this channel alone feels like its own server Same people and stuff I dig it
We are the best :3
As to not upset the “top level” I’ll try and keep my dancing gifs to #music-lounge 
We da best music
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As to not upset the “top level” I’ll try and keep my dancing gifs to #music-lounge
Ohh yeah I got these as well, so I will try what u said
Ohh yeah I got these as well, so I will try what u said
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Get along in here chat! I’m off to work on my highscore!
i've eaten like half the container of my ice cream, in the name of super earth
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Get along in here chat! I’m off to work on my highscore!
Take care
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i've eaten like half the container of my ice cream, in the name of super earth
Hell yeah 
Cherry ice cream, a spoon, and probably going to watch a movie later
I like cherry vanilla ones is so so good mix
Get along in here chat! I’m off to work on my highscore!
Bye bye
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Yum what kind of movies do you guys like? I like Top Gun which is funny bc its American propaganda and i'm not American
I like anything that actors putting their effort to do believable emotion
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Yum what kind of movies do you guys like? I like Top Gun which is funny bc its American propaganda and i'm not American
Top Gun is nice. I liked the 2nd one
I like anything that actors putting their effort to do believable emotion
that's so fair I like things with good action scenes but also a good mix of emotion
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Top Gun is nice. I liked the 2nd one
personally I did not as much, but that's because I know too much about the aircraft so my brain zeroed in on the inaccuracy, LOL
that's so fair I like things with good action scenes but also a good mix of emotion
True true
personally I did not as much, but that's because I know too much about the aircraft so my brain zeroed in on the inaccuracy, LOL
Ahh. That makes sense
@Matt Craig 
Yum what kind of movies do you guys like? I like Top Gun which is funny bc its American propaganda and i'm not American
I don't watch movies that much anymore, but when I did it was mostly action films. The John Wick films are always good, the old Marvel things are great (pre-endgame, one exception being moon knight) Oh yeah, and I like some odd ones like Upgrade, Real Steel, Whiplash and a couple others.
I like Kaiju movies, was kinda surprised Godzilla Minus One broke into the mainstream as hard as it did.
Ohh yeah the Pacific rims are greats but the last one
Ohh yeah the Pacific rims are greats but the last one
I'm so glad they only made one Pacific Rim movie and it didn't have a weird sequel that fridged the female lead from the original.
I don't usually like movies that much but the last movie i watched totally shattered my heart bc i didn't realize it didn't have a happy ending 
I'm so glad they only made one Pacific Rim movie and it didn't have a weird sequel that fridged the female lead from the original.
The music still get me every time 
I feel the last Pacific Rim was one step forward four steps back. The first movie's fight sequences were way too dark to be able to see things
The music in my head right now lol
I feel the last Pacific Rim was one step forward four steps back. The first movie's fight sequences were way too dark to be able to see things
I respectfully disagree, but I can see your point of view. 2014 Legendary Godzilla was way worse with this though
Goooshlaaa rock
Oh yeah, Interstellar is awesome. The acting is great, the score gives me goosebumps every time I hear it and on top of that, it has the most accurate depiction of a black hole in the world apparently, which makes me very happy.
Christopher Nolan
Christopher Nolan
And Hanz Zimmer. I don't know if there's a better combo in movies.
Christopher Nolan
Christopher "I don't care how weird it looks I'm shooting on location and killing anyone who knows blender" Nolan
And Hanz Zimmer. I don't know if there's a better combo in movies.
True true that never failed me as well as riddly Scot
I still need to watch Interstellar sometime. I loved 2001 and I've heard from a couple people that it's sorta like that but Nolan instead of Kubrick.
The basic gist is that a guy goes to space looking for a new planet that humanity can survive on, but it's so much more.
Christopher "I don't care how weird it looks I'm shooting on location and killing anyone who knows blender" Nolan
He is great director as Riddly Scot also the guys who made watchmen and justice league
Cage will always be the "national treasure" guy for me and it won't ever change
Indeed don’t forget the 90 silly movies man what an age
And there is the writer side of choice
Indeed don’t forget the 90 silly movies man what an age
Oh god... Don't get me started on the movies I grew up with. We have some real great stuff in czechia lemme tell ya
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Never realized there was an off topic
Welcome to hell sir. NOW START SCREAMING
Oh god... Don't get me started on the movies I grew up with. We have some real great stuff in czechia lemme tell ya
I know it feels like a golden age
15 second cooldown, disregard what I said
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Folks what wonderful day in off-topic but I got to go, everyone stay safe and always happy
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Welcome to hell sir. NOW START SCREAMING
WHY START SCREAMING??
WHY START SCREAMING??
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[mysterious tune plays]
The entire thing of cherry ice cream has mysteriously vanished
The entire thing of cherry ice cream has mysteriously vanished
The entire thing of cherry ice cream has mysteriously vanished
Hm. I wonder where it wentttt
Did ya eat mah ice cream private? Explain yaself
that's MY cherry ice cream ITS MY COPING. BQCK UP FROM MY SWEETS IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY!!!
that's MY cherry ice cream ITS MY COPING. BQCK UP FROM MY SWEETS IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY!!!
grumbles in binary
Why does console No Man's Sky have no chat option? This will simply not do
they still haven't added one? I stopped playing nms like a year ago.
they still haven't added one? I stopped playing nms like a year ago.
I got back into it with the new update. But no, still no chat option for console (PS5)
I got back into it with the new update. But no, still no chat option for console (PS5)
Damn. That sucks...
I got back into it with the new update. But no, still no chat option for console (PS5)
I know a little while ago they updated a bunch. New space stations, something like that. Maybe I'll pop in and update the game soon.
I can voice chat if I join a group. But a text option would be better. People make fun of my accent
i've been thru the same it's why i don't often vc, sorry you've been thru that D:
Man life does suck rn
What's up?
What's up?
can't fix my head up so i stop behaving like a fucking 14 year old child man im a grown ass man with goals in life and when i don't get texted by my gf for a couple hours i start tweaking like tf is wrong with me
It's a red flag, is what it is
wym? i know she's busy playing her games cuz she's always talking about it
can't fix my head up so i stop behaving like a fucking 14 year old child man im a grown ass man with goals in life and when i don't get texted by my gf for a couple hours i start tweaking like tf is wrong with me
but dayum man..
I'm not trying to be disrespectful, and I don't know why I thought of this, but this situation reminds me of that one meme https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BE21KlNGd5g
Wow, y'all still don't have privileges back? What did y'all do exactly?!
Me and ragnorekt were too dumb with it.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful, and I don't know why I thought of this, but this situation reminds me of that one meme https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BE21KlNGd5g
yeah lmao basically this
You started it GR-74
I'm looking at it right now. I don't even remember how it started lol
[mysterious tune plays]
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I'm looking at it right now. I don't even remember how it started lol
Ok... so as far as I can tell it started with this https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102970376805417114/1272232762950029313 And this https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102970376805417114/1272234177156354049 but eh, not like it matters now.
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What’s done is done!
All we can do is hope to get them back. I'mma have fun in the meantime regardless Also @NS1 | SES Hammer of Peace h
All we can do is hope to get them back. I'mma have fun in the meantime regardless Also @NS1 | SES Hammer of Peace h
Quiet embers vaporize the soul as is the faith of hope turning dreams to smoke.
Oh thanks a lot will remember that
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Quiet embers vaporize the soul as is the faith of hope turning dreams to smoke.
I'm still here hoooolding oooon. btw you wanna dive?
I'm still here hoooolding oooon. btw you wanna dive?
absolutely. I’ll be on in about 30/45 min.
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Juan
i mean there's freshman year then iirc there's sophomore
That's not for unis thats for high schools
I can’t find it so am I stupid?
You need like a few days on the server and a certain amount of messages sent
You need like a few days on the server and a certain amount of messages sent
Oh ok cool thanks for letting me know
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hd2 for tactics space marine 2 for power tripping lol
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I think PvP is going to be flooded by cheaters quickly.
you look like food
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I think PvP is going to be flooded by cheaters quickly.
If they don’t put anticheat on it I’d have a good detector, prob but the price tag may deter some
I cant react in general now
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Prob annoying for heavy players tho
yeah, one of the YouTubers that got it early said that heavy really struggles melee, but when you have reliable allies guarding you it’s a powerhouse
the Strat for PvP for heavies is gonna be to just bully them though lmao, since their shield can only block ranged attacks
Agreed but heavies will also be hard counters for the sniper class due to range and sheild
lightning claws, force axe, dual chain axes.
Man I fucking wish. Maybe in the future tho. Yeah glaive may be unless they make it a real slow weapon or something
well, they’ll definitely be adding a librarian and apothecary class DLCs
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I think it would be hard to balance a class that heals in the game unless they have the ability like the bulwark but for hp and a bigger aoe
In space hulk it was a melee weapon that you had to interact with an ally to heal them with, they could make it tied to its class exclusive melee weapon while making the ability slot something else
In space hulk it was a melee weapon that you had to interact with an ally to heal them with, they could make it tied to its class exclusive melee weapon while making the ability slot something else
That is a cool idea. Oh you know what else needs to be put in. Imagine you get to do tiny missions as chaos. They got the models and va for it already
I think they’ll let you look like any chapter including OC ones with the customisation feature, but playing as chaos would be cool
Still looking forward to fighting them in the multiplayer coop tho there is no way they are leaving that opportunity on the side.
hi
Hey Mav! Did you ever find a good movie to watch?
Hey Mav! Did you ever find a good movie to watch?
no, i did not
Now, would flayed ones work?
Oh that’s a good question. I got no idea tbh. Mainly bc they would have to be miniboss of heavy enemies. And I don’t know if they fit with wave style stuff
Hey Mav! Did you ever find a good movie to watch?
The exorcist
The exorcist
love horror movies, bad choice for today though LOL
Been on a cross country road-trip and I'm currently going through the great planes I have the extremely strong urge to drop everything and become a cowboy
Dew it!
Dew it!
I don't gots a horse Yet
I don't gots a horse Yet
Well get yaself one ya yellabelly.
Well get yaself one ya yellabelly.
Cows count right?
Cows count right?
I swear if you don't record that and post it to mess hall I'mma be sad
I swear if you don't record that and post it to mess hall I'mma be sad
Sorry to disappoint, pard'ner
Sorry to disappoint, pard'ner
https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102973508822257664/1273774880046714952 Here be your example pardner.
https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102973508822257664/1273774880046714952 Here be your example pardner.
I don't think I can even be a quarter as cool Gotta love being 130 lbs soaking wet
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I kind of want to just find a nice place in the mountains near rushing water and camp out
With or without bears?
With or without bears?
I don’t think you get to choose, but like… I guess if they don’t attack me, with bears is fine. I like bears I think there cute. But if they’re gonna eat me I’d prefer no bears
I don’t think you get to choose, but like… I guess if they don’t attack me, with bears is fine. I like bears I think there cute. But if they’re gonna eat me I’d prefer no bears
Smokey Mountains in Tennessee; black bears which are known for their timidity. Probably a few of the next to last type you mentioned in that area too.....
Hogwarts Legacy Dank Wizard PlayThrough https://youtu.be/-UcHufyS8n0
Hogwarts Legacy also has a discord server :3
Mewo
I saw a Japanese baby cat meow with an accent it was so cute
Source pls?
I saw a Japanese baby cat meow with an accent it was so cute
Since when do cats have accents...?
Since when do cats have accents...?
I can believe it. I heard a lotta weird meows from my cat, so...
Here’s the link I swear, that’s a kitten with a accent ^^^
Yep
So cute 
So cute
Oh I'm gonna post a pic of my new cat tomorrow. Smart beast, gets 2 meters away from me, stops, dies and waits for me to pet her.
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I can believe it. I heard a lotta weird meows from my cat, so...
You have a cat
You have a cat
And not just one
And not just one
CAR I WANNA PET CAR
They don't get along too well so far, but we're working on that.
Are they being… catty
CAR I WANNA PET CAR
Don't worry, you get a car too.
They don't get along too well so far, but we're working on that.
Aweeeee
Are they being… catty
They're being weird is what they're doing