off-topic
Viper commando isn't based around fire weapons.
Sorry, didnt mean that, I‘m talking abt the new wb thats coming out tomorrow
the half eaten child sitting in the corner 
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I'ma take as angel's a girl name?
Sorry, didnt mean that, I‘m talking abt the new wb thats coming out tomorrow
Oh yeah, that one. I'm just happy I'll get off of cap for a time XD
Oh yeah, that one. I'm just happy I'll get off of cap for a time XD
Imma just wait for the tons of reviews tomorrow once the wb comes out and then decide if its a waste or a good deal
no idea
Ok, I kinda thought it as like angelina is a girl's and angel is the boy variant
Ok, I kinda thought it as like angelina is a girl's and angel is the boy variant
It really depends on the culture... In Spain, Angel is traditionally a masculine name.
could be both
Hmm, maybe
angel as a name wouldnt even make sense in my language lol
I don't follow
i mean the word translated, there is no one named angel in my country
Oh okay
Thank y'all for the answers bye 
We lost in Men's Volleyball... Poland advances to fight for the Gold Medal
I dont follow Olympic Volleyball. But who lost against Poland?
I dont follow Olympic Volleyball. But who lost against Poland?
USA lost against Poland. We are delegated to fight for bronze
USA lost against Poland. We are delegated to fight for bronze
gotcha. At least if we win the bronze match we would still get a medal...
gotcha. At least if we win the bronze match we would still get a medal...
Yes, but atleast we are still leading the Olympics in gold medals 
Oh yikes, when did China get another gold
I guess earlier today.
I guess earlier today.
The 400m final is about to start
I love watching the olympics. Even if I don't pay attention to it and just have it on in the background 
I love watching the olympics. Even if I don't pay attention to it and just have it on in the background
Lol I have it in the background right now 
There is so much drama. It's crazy!
Oh really? What's going on
I’m just wondering how the US managed a new swimming record and got 34th/35th in the SHOOTING competition
We got a gold medal in shooting
We're better with moving targets 
Oh really? What's going on
The whole Canada spying, judges being assholes, and more. I read a bunch of articles daily about the olympics.
The whole Canada spying, judges being assholes, and more. I read a bunch of articles daily about the olympics.
France being france
The living conditions are so sad for the athletes... I feel so bad for them.
I saw one Olympian slept outside cause there was no A/C
Yup. And they are sleeping on cardboard beds with very little cushions. A lot of them ordered better stuff off of Amazon once they got there.
I didn't know about the Amazon stuff lol
The US men's basketball team rented out a full hotel for them...
LeBron would not be happy with them beds I know that
Yeah 
They are literally rich. So they took advantage of it.
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We got a gold medal in shooting
Ah Ok so we aren’t having a severe skill issue this year then
Ah Ok so we aren’t having a severe skill issue this year then
Lol only when they're not moving
I've been watching Archery bc I'm an archery instructor. I recommend watching it at some point. It's pretty cool
Is it ongoing or did it already finish?
Sadly completed already. But there are some cool replays
How did the U.S. do?
Not very good
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I'd fall immediately... Im a very clumsy person
I saw that... that's crazy.
Almost landed 1st too
So close 
Yea but fair game to the other guy, pulled just ahead
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so they get free ride on furry art critique one day
LMFAO
But that's 3 Americans in the finals! 
I still can't fathom we sold at the volleyball
It was nice talking about the Olympics w/ you! But i have to go be productive today 
Okay hear me out, I don't think the flamethrower nerf is that bad, sure it is stupid that you can't burn chargers like we used to but there are also other fun ways to kill them (I never really used the flamethrower that much since I mostly fought on the bot front) but I do see why everyone who did use it is upset
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Okay hear me out, I don't think the flamethrower nerf is that bad, sure it is stupid that you can't burn chargers like we used to but there are also other fun ways to kill them (I never really used the flamethrower that much since I mostly fought on the bot front) but I do see why everyone who did use it is upset
I love the flamethrower but I ALWAYS end up in flames as well so I avoid it.
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Though we are not supposed to discuss things that are on the topic in ‘off topic’
just thought it suited here
I love the flamethrower but I ALWAYS end up in flames as well so I avoid it.
yeah sameeee!! Gotta do the stop, drop and roll.
It was nice talking about the Olympics w/ you! But i have to go be productive today
No worries, I already stopped watching when you said that
one of my dogs died of parvo and now i gotta get the treatment for the other two so they dont die too
parvo?
one of my dogs died of parvo and now i gotta get the treatment for the other two so they dont die too
Parvo is rough. I hope your other doggos don't get it!! ❤️
Okay hear me out, I don't think the flamethrower nerf is that bad, sure it is stupid that you can't burn chargers like we used to but there are also other fun ways to kill them (I never really used the flamethrower that much since I mostly fought on the bot front) but I do see why everyone who did use it is upset
Nah flamethrower is still viable
Parvo is rough. I hope your other doggos don't get it!! ❤️
thx lets hope they dont
Guys, I never break a promise I made and I promised to myself I would uninstall HD2 if they nerfed Incendiary Breaker. Anyone know any other co-op sci-fi strategy shooter I should check out?
Not co op but Galaga is the best game ever made sooo 
♀️ prove yourself! What does high score mean?! 
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Not co op but Galaga is the best game ever made sooo ♀️ prove yourself! What does high score mean?! ️
♀️ prove yourself! What does high score mean?! ️
I appreciate the answer 
I appreciate the answer
Guys, I never break a promise I made and I promised to myself I would uninstall HD2 if they nerfed Incendiary Breaker. Anyone know any other co-op sci-fi strategy shooter I should check out?
Ratchet and clank 2002 PS2
parvo?
parvo is a nasty virus. causes bloody diarrhea, vomiting, death. if you got dogs or know anyone who does you should makes sure they get their shots if they can
Ratchet and clank 2002 PS2
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Fuck it needs to be said instead of complaining just try things out, throw shit onto a wall until something sticks
Or dance your problems away
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Or dance your problems away
Real
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parvo is a nasty virus. causes bloody diarrhea, vomiting, death. if you got dogs or know anyone who does you should makes sure they get their shots if they can
You are 100% right. If anyone gets a puppy, please, PLEASE get them their shots. I had a dog get it and he passed a couple days later (got his first shot, too young for the rest). It’s a bad disease
Return the flamethrower
At least this place isn’t exploding in rage (as much) at the recent updates
Helldivers 2 fanbase try not to get mad at balancing challenge (impossible)
Helldivers 2 fanbase try not to get mad at balancing challenge (impossible)
Breaker incendiary got less ammo RAHHH
Breaker incendiary got less ammo RAHHH
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My boy on tenors popping off
can we talk abt the striders that one shot 
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Breaker incendiary got less ammo RAHHH
Less ammo for people that can't aim
Indeed idk but even I cannot do anything normally here at all 
I have no idea how he manages it. Maybe he just doesn't really enjoy the experience, some don't, but like, MAN, that's some major temperance being able to effectively manage a convenience store full of beer, liquors, and smokes without having a desire to have any, especially given that you have to deal with.... 
'undesirables' so to speak.
'undesirables' so to speak.
I have no idea how he manages it. Maybe he just doesn't really enjoy the experience, some don't, but like, MAN, that's some major temperance being able to effectively manage a convenience store full of beer, liquors, and smokes without having a desire to have any, especially given that you have to deal with.... 'undesirables' so to speak.
'undesirables' so to speak.
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Maybe get off TikTok then
Maybe get off TikTok then
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Nobody cares about your Biden GIF, maybe have an actual rebuttal instead of poop-tier meme shit if you want people to take you seriously.
Nobody cares about your Biden GIF, maybe have an actual rebuttal instead of poop-tier meme shit if you want people to take you seriously.
The yootooz look so bad other than the helldivers. Why do they put the stupid eyes on everything it sucks because yootooz has really good molds and all of their figures that don’t have the eyes look GREAT.
it sucks because yootooz has really good molds and all of their figures that don’t have the eyes look GREAT.
What the joe is going on here lol
People thinking politicians care about them with a straight face
Nobody cares about your Biden GIF, maybe have an actual rebuttal instead of poop-tier meme shit if you want people to take you seriously.
Why so triggered brahh
Why so triggered brahh
Why so invested in something that means nothing to you, brahh?
Why so invested in something that means nothing to you, brahh?
It’s fun watching people act hard on the Internet brahh
If that is what you consider 'hard', sure okay 
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I heard this gif lol
Nobody cares about your Biden GIF, maybe have an actual rebuttal instead of poop-tier meme shit if you want people to take you seriously.
Posting this with a straight face is fucking sad lmfao
Posting this with a straight face is fucking sad lmfao
Yeah means nothing
I would be more concerned about the lack of people's ability to read or their ability to read a paragraph, rather than me being concerned about it
Why so invested in something that means nothing to you, brahh?
As you were, Helldiver
But you know you are just being a shitter
I mean I’m on the shitter
I could be as well! 
You just made me laugh REALLY hard today, and I really needed that. Thank you.
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You just made me laugh REALLY hard today, and I really needed that. Thank you.
Gotchu dawg ❤️
We may disagree, but you a good man! 
Oh don’t be fooled, I’m a piece of human garbage
KEK 
Hi guys 
Hi guys
TARNISHED ONE!!!
Emboldened by the flame of AMBITION 
You should consider a career in politics
I would rather literally die
I would rather literally die
You'd be quite good at it though! Do you intend to pursue a career that has a different focus? Genuinely interested.
What's the best version of Helldivers 1 I should buy on the Playstation
- digital deluxe edition(includes all dlc)
- cost would be about $8USD during a sale
- digital deluxe edition(includes all dlc)
- cost would be about $8USD during a sale
Thank you
Thank you
also another note, to my knowledge both PS and PC have about the same number of people but most of the people in #helldivers-1-chat are on PC. No crossplay for helldivers 1 (the war effort is shared though)
also another note, to my knowledge both PS and PC have about the same number of people but most of the people in #helldivers-1-chat are on PC. No crossplay for helldivers 1 (the war effort is shared though)
That's understandable, it's from 2015ish, kinda stinks we can't crossplay but oh well
like different PS machine types
It's just the PS4 version to my knowledge, is there another?
i think vita & ps4? @VeteranOfEase(Console) do you know what versions of PS can play hd1 together?
All versions
All versions
How does it run on the PS5? A little faster or the same?
How does it run on the PS5? A little faster or the same?
I don’t notice a difference tbh
yall better be drinking water
Nah I'm drinking E
yall better be drinking water
Yummy E 
Nah I'm drinking E
Thats a name i get called alot because of Ease in my name
Thats a name i get called alot because of Ease in my name
Damn I was referring to estrogen, that's silly tho
Thank you @VeteranOfEase(Console) and @KLBR "xats|bun" you guys are awesome
No problem
No problem
I'll drop few extra bots for the both of ya
I really want to share this with people so here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyVdNyau9M
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I remember playing with vita players, and most hd1 players are still ps4
Is hd1 still active?
Is hd1 still active?
Yes
Yes
I think not
I think not
Whatever floats your boat
Really wanted to share this with others here ya go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyVdNyau9M
thought the thumbnail would pop up :/ dunno what I did wrong
who here likes eating uranium rods
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I'm good, I can say urani-ummmmm
Thanks off topic for being a vibe
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I'm good, I can say urani-ummmmm
Thanks off topic for being a vibe
People getting pissed at each other in 3...2...
More so on pc i would imagine @Islingr | SES Wall of Text can you back this?
People getting pissed at each other in 3...2...
I hope not
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Aight, I'll go with Uran then.(The Czech version)
I hope not
Is hd1 still active?
Yes. About 300 concurrent players on PC, slightly less on PS.
Yes. About 300 concurrent players on PC, slightly less on PS.
Pretty small number but I will be about the last person to call a small playerbase a dead game So yeah seems pretty active
Aight, I'll go with Uran then.(The Czech version)
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This being animated was a jump scare lmao
Pretty small number but I will be about the last person to call a small playerbase a dead game So yeah seems pretty active
It is not a lot indeed, but you only need 4 players at most to get a full squad, so 300 is generally more than enough.
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It is not a lot indeed, but you only need 4 players at most to get a full squad, so 300 is generally more than enough.
Yeah I’ll probably never end up trying it but it seems pretty fun
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Yeah I’ll probably never end up trying it but it seems pretty fun
I'd give it a go, but it has IMPALERS.
I'd give it a go, but it has IMPALERS.
And puppies!
This being animated was a jump scare lmao
And puppies!
Wut?
I'd give it a go, but it has IMPALERS.
Impalers lowkey look like a fun challenge Assuming they’d work like they do in HD2
Yeah I’ll probably never end up trying it but it seems pretty fun
I can let you try for free via remote play this week-end if you want. Only the Cyborgs will be available though, the other two factions have been eliminated.
I can let you try for free via remote play this week-end if you want. Only the Cyborgs will be available though, the other two factions have been eliminated.
Remote play? Whuzzat? (Also damn completely eliminated?)
Wut?
Impalers lowkey look like a fun challenge Assuming they’d work like they do in HD2
I saw them for the first time today and I was thinking that charger lookin a bit weird. AND THEN THE F*CK STARTS COSPLAYING A MOLE
Impalers lowkey look like a fun challenge Assuming they’d work like they do in HD2
They are similar, except it aims at killing you rather than cutting your way out. The tentacles are more spread and they make a circular sweeping attack instead of a thrust. That covers more range.
I saw them for the first time today and I was thinking that charger lookin a bit weird. AND THEN THE F*CK STARTS COSPLAYING A MOLE
Yeah they’re a bit of a jumpscare Good challenge tho (I barely play bugs tho I lowkey can’t stand them sometimes)
They are similar, except it aims at killing you rather than cutting your way out. The tentacles are more spread and they make a circular sweeping attack instead of a thrust. That covers more range.
Ah Ok yeah that makes decent sense
Yeah they’re a bit of a jumpscare Good challenge tho (I barely play bugs tho I lowkey can’t stand them sometimes)
I live on hellmire! I don’t think we will ever beat them 
I live on hellmire! I don’t think we will ever beat them
They can be fun sometimes But I mostly dislike them cuz they feel less tactical I could be playing wrong tho, bot front brainrot lol
They can be fun sometimes But I mostly dislike them cuz they feel less tactical I could be playing wrong tho, bot front brainrot lol
I just really like the fire 
Remote play? Whuzzat? (Also damn completely eliminated?)
Steam Remote Play lets you play from a remote computer. Basically, host runs the game and streams it to the client, client sends its inputs to host to play. HD1 has local coop (initially intended for couch coop), which is compatible with Remote Play. In HD1, a successful homeworld assault event will eliminate the associated faction for the rest of the war. Victory is achieved when all the 3 factions are out, defeat happens when a Super Earth defense event fails.
Steam Remote Play lets you play from a remote computer. Basically, host runs the game and streams it to the client, client sends its inputs to host to play. HD1 has local coop (initially intended for couch coop), which is compatible with Remote Play. In HD1, a successful homeworld assault event will eliminate the associated faction for the rest of the war. Victory is achieved when all the 3 factions are out, defeat happens when a Super Earth defense event fails.
Ohhhh Ok that makes sense
I just really like the fire
Yknow Very fair ngl, fire is really kool
Yknow Very fair ngl, fire is really kool
I think I know one other reason I dislike bugs (tho to be clear always fine to like whichever faction) is how quickly things escalate Most bugs can summon a breach and they summon quicker, so numbers rapidly increase Prob a skill issue on my part
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can i use cosmetic mods and play multiplayer without fear of being banned or something?
nope, fear the ban
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Oh bugger
Oh bugger
i cant beleive someone gave me the muted dumbass role in another server for pinging them
Damn... that sucks
I'll try and find out for you
Hey not sure if you responded to me yet or not a lot of messages get sent in here and I know your quite busy but did you happen to hear back from them yet?
Damn... that sucks
yeah i know im muted in all channels exept post channels
yeah i know im muted in all channels exept post channels
For how long? Hopefully not permanently...
For how long? Hopefully not permanently...
40 days
40 days
God damn- All for a ping?? You sure you didn't do anything else
God damn- All for a ping?? You sure you didn't do anything else
i was trying to get the etard role
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This patch was ass. The needs suck. These devs are literally bad at this game. Terrible balance philosophy.
yeah they needed to buff the bad not nerf the good
yeah they needed to buff the bad not nerf the good
It is not a PvP game
It's a PvE game. I play this to have with the mates. Not have a second job playing a game they keep needing to the ground that they themselves suck ass at.
yeah i joined to have fun not have every fun weapon nerfed
Guys what would you do if you saw 10 bile titans?
Guys what would you do if you saw 10 bile titans?
Quebie Artillery
Quebie Artillery
760mm orbital barrage
Quebie Artillery
Me honestly I’m running
Me honestly I’m running
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Nerfing to the ground*
Simple solution. Adapt, improvise, overcome. I'm kinda mad that I have less ammo in the breaker, I look at it as a nudge to try to play differently.
Does anybody wanna be my friend?
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I still get goosebumps
Prove you have the honor and courage to be free. Join, the helldivers. BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
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Isn't it strength and courage?
It is. I have failed. I'll report to my democracy officer
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Edp is back. Get the guns
how is he not in jail or something
No
He's back on YouTube
Bug breach detected
I’ve opened my third eye
sometimes i just start running in a random direction
I had one dive where this random ass npc Helldiver would land after death but here's the thing. It was only an NPC and everytime I'd kill it it would take away one of our respawn markers. Once it spawned in it would run aimlessly around the map.
I had one dive where this random ass npc Helldiver would land after death but here's the thing. It was only an NPC and everytime I'd kill it it would take away one of our respawn markers. Once it spawned in it would run aimlessly around the map.
sounds like a good weapons testing subject
guys who listens to music during super helldives?
Yes, sometimes I mute the game too
Yes, sometimes I mute the game too
yeah i dont do that
you should have tested every weapon that does damage on them
We were running out of reinforcements and I was overrun by enemies at that point
We were running out of reinforcements and I was overrun by enemies at that point
aw man
come back.. 
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Ah....the host was a dick so IDGAF
Yelling that is wild
Yelling that is wild
Is Eli a young ocelot in metal gear phantom pain, anyone know
Roekel....put a particle reactor in my hip that allowed me to transpose dimensions. Every... time I disappear I hope...that when I come back I am reunited with my mother....Until then...I fight for that chance....
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You know what we call that? We call that a web swinging ass kickin
You know what we call that? We call that a web swinging ass kickin
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So weird how back when i played that game super young it felt really hardcore hearing Spidey swear lol. Too bad Deadpool didn't get in the game, he would have been perfect
So weird how back when i played that game super young it felt really hardcore hearing Spidey swear lol. Too bad Deadpool didn't get in the game, he would have been perfect
I felt the same way FR
I felt the same way FR
I still have the game too for my ps2
Game deserved a remaster
Game deserved alot of things. Like not being handled by EA, longer time to cook in the oven, etc.
I'd be super surprised if the Rival devs somehow got the Imperfects in the game.
Bring back The Wink!!
Bring back The Wink!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Back when NPC AI could kick your ass
I mean... NPC AI can still kick your ass. looks at Ghostrunner
I mean... NPC AI can still kick your ass. looks at Ghostrunner
F.E.A.R is one of them
cracks knuckles https://store.steampowered.com/app/1139900/Ghostrunner/
Oh yeah I remember that game as well as also copying Karlson (hi I'm joking of course
Oh yeah I remember that game as well as also copying Karlson (hi I'm joking of course
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Yeah I would like it one also I'm still waiting for that hopefully Karlson to finally get released but that's a different story
Yeah I would like it one also I'm still waiting for that hopefully Karlson to finally get released but that's a different story
Looks interesting not gonna lie. I'll probably get Ultrakill first tho. From what I can see they're pretty similar
Off topic kinda died huh
Tends to do that
Jack?
W̴h̶o̴ ̵a̷r̶e̴ ̶y̵o̵u̴?̴
Some random on a discord server. I also injected you with mallware.
So YOU are the reason I'm all jacked up now? Well...Thank you.
Off topic kinda died huh
I'm always here. Does that make me an undead wraith?
No problem. You can now develop feelings and a sense of humor
My feewings 
I'm always here. Does that make me an undead wraith?
A soul of the land
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You look suspiciously stabbable....
@Matt Craig hey...
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I want cookies
I want cookies
I don't have any
I want cookies
Someone please
:<
Someone please
You good frien
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Hey not sure if you responded to me yet or not a lot of messages get sent in here and I know your quite busy but did you happen to hear back from them yet?
No one has replied yet, so I'll try poking them again today
No one has replied yet, so I'll try poking them again today
Bonjour madame how are you?
Bonjour madame how are you?
Doing well. Drinking coffee and looking over everything that happened while I was asleep
