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I deem this channel an old folks home now
Only since just now?
(I’m a fish)
That cigarette is the wrong way around, the fish is gonna eat it cherry first
That's how you get smoked fish
Good morning chat 
When’s the war bond come out?
about five
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uhh i just got a random friend request on steam from someone idk wut do i do
i got one too yesterday, dude asked to advertise rust casino
If it's for pickup you do you.
I’m craving some hungry howies haven’t had it in years! It’s only 10 am my time but it’s been dark ALL DAY 
throwing off my eating habits already
throwing off my eating habits already
I’m craving some hungry howies haven’t had it in years! It’s only 10 am my time but it’s been dark ALL DAY throwing off my eating habits already
throwing off my eating habits already
Well get some then. Don't let a storm stop you.
Ok what the f*ck is this emote lol
It’s super cute that’s what! 
It’s super cute that’s what!
Cat ear helmet when?
Cat ear helmet when?
Your question is worded in a way I do not understand. When was it cute? When is it coming so we can be adorable while we burn?
Your question is worded in a way I do not understand. When was it cute? When is it coming so we can be adorable while we burn?
Yes
Yes
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Ok what the f*ck is this emote lol
Can you imagine how much money cat ears would make?
Best way to kill time is to watch speed runs of games you've never even played
I agree
Ok what the f*ck is this emote lol
The end times are here
The end times are here
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May the lord save us all from eternal damnation.
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one of the worst endings of all time
one of the worst endings of all time
I never watched it 0/10 for me
i am talking the conclusion of the novels like eugh
Lol I never read it 0/10 for me
Oof thx
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Lol I never read it 0/10 for me
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usa just got a new world record in 1500m swimming
How tf we get a record in swimming but come in 34th and 35th in shooting lmao
How tf we get a record in swimming but come in 34th and 35th in shooting lmao
Idk.
How tf we get a record in swimming but come in 34th and 35th in shooting lmao
Having too many guns and not knowing how to use 'em lol
Having too many guns and not knowing how to use 'em lol
Perhaps We might just be sucking ass this year tho
SECOND world record in the women's 400 m relay swim
congratulations, how did you do it?
congratulations, how did you do it?
I didn't do fkin sht
is it just slow today or has the game lost a ton of players or smth?
Both
Both
i stopped for a long while after the sony thing
i stopped for a long while after the sony thing
Oh yeah, we lost a lotta people since then
That cigarette is the wrong way around, the fish is gonna eat it cherry first
No no I’m on IOS!!!
But the USA just lost the 400 m relay for the first time in 40 years
CANADA FTW
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No no I’m on IOS!!!
You smoke your fish however you want
is it just slow today or has the game lost a ton of players or smth?
If you mean this channel specifically I’ve never seen it really that fast
How's everyone doing?
I want to die
nah i meant the game itself
I’d say there has been a player drop, but not a massive one
Going to work, so.... Nervous, sad and excited somehow at the same time.
Good luck!
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I want to die
Why?
I’d say there has been a player drop, but not a massive one
Depends on when you start counting, a lot has dropped since launch, but yeah, the rate is not that fast.
Depends on when you start counting, a lot has dropped since launch, but yeah, the rate is not that fast.
If it’s since launch I’m not sure it’s a fully fair comparison The game quite literally didn’t have the space to handle its player count at launch so it definitely wasn’t expected to have that many people
Why?
The spawn point has taken away the PS5
If it’s since launch I’m not sure it’s a fully fair comparison The game quite literally didn’t have the space to handle its player count at launch so it definitely wasn’t expected to have that many people
True
If it’s since launch I’m not sure it’s a fully fair comparison The game quite literally didn’t have the space to handle its player count at launch so it definitely wasn’t expected to have that many people
I’d probably say a fair place to start counting is at the Steam delisting event
I’d probably say a fair place to start counting is at the Steam delisting event
So we're at like -80k players by now if I remember correctly (I think we had 100k at that time)
So we're at like -80k players by now if I remember correctly (I think we had 100k at that time)
Hmmm That seems a bit on the exaggerated side but I’d say 20k is still pretty good, especially for an Indie game (also how a lot of those losses prob are more from countries that can’t play the game as of current)
Hmmm That seems a bit on the exaggerated side but I’d say 20k is still pretty good, especially for an Indie game (also how a lot of those losses prob are more from countries that can’t play the game as of current)
I wonder how many people will come back with the new update.
The spawn point has taken away the PS5
The what?
The what?
Thy mother
Thy mother
I'm unsure of what you mean
Currently getting a tattoo while typing this lol
Of what?
I wonder how many people will come back with the new update.
I hope it’s plenty
Of what?
Flowers
Flowers
Thought helldivers related! But feel free to share with us
Thought helldivers related! But feel free to share with us
I don’t have image perms sadly 
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There's a Medal Cap now?! Why?! WHY?!
its always been 250
The medal cap is the real enemy
it is my right to go afk for a month and come back to 700 medals
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Because "Super-Earth" just means a planet that is bigger and can sustain more life
it is my right to go afk for a month and come back to 700 medals
Exactly
I don't know who is from the EU. BUT please if you are from the EU fill this statement. This is going to keep alive the live service game industry https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home
But I want the live service industry to die because its ruining videogames
Wizard world history fact 2371-7-5A the wizard king despised the goblin rebel group -the metwuhs- and exiled them due to them tampering with the scribe gnomes records in efforts to steal the gnome gold treasure - gigabelshs hord- . While attempting to steal the gold a goblin named spleazbore, accidentally tripped and spilt a vile of newt sweat on the wizard kings olden son ( age 76,021 at the time ) and sent the son into a frenzy of crying ( as newt sweat does to wizards) making him mentally unsuited to take over wizard kings throne
How is everyone?
We’re getting our ass whooped Tuesday
We’re getting our ass whooped Tuesday
oh no
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It’s wizard world history.
How is everyone?
Could be better, but eh, Monday be like that
Could be better, but eh, Monday be like that
aye, still sunday for me
An orphan taking a selfie is technically a family photo
What would it be if there are multiple orphans taking a photo together?
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Joel rn:
Who likes peanut butter
I like peanuts, but I'll pass on the butter
I like peanuts, but I'll pass on the butter
Unreal
Who likes peanut butter
Only with other things
How do you overdose on caffeine?
You can overdose on almost anything
Currently recovering from a caffeine overdose,i feel very not real right now
relatable. drink water.
relatable. drink water.
what is water
The thing that makes up 80% of you? Or is that the Earth
I'm made of mostly metal
what is water
broken liquid that lost caffeine
broken liquid that lost caffeine
funny, i've not had water in the last 8 hours
Only with other things
With jelly >
With jelly >
With jelly >
With Nutella >>>
I'm made of mostly metal
With Nutella >>>
Disgusting
On white bread 
On white bread
Get sum black bread in your life too.
On white bread
Hey at least it's not rye bread.
Hey at least it's not rye bread.
But rye bread is good.
But rye bread is good.
Just in the context of a peanut butter sandwich 
Just in the context of a peanut butter sandwich
Nah, In general
what if we randomly just started counting for no reason what-so-ever 1.
10
Nah, In general
Ey! Dom't laugh, I'm serious.
Ey! Dom't laugh, I'm serious.
Meant to reply to you saying 10.
Meant to reply to you saying 10.
Heh
Hey at least it's not rye bread.
So you think the white ones are better than the black ones? 
Just in the context of a peanut butter sandwich
I love Reubens
So you think the white ones are better than the black ones?
Huh?
Hi folks
Top of the Evening
Top of the Evening
how are you
how are you
Doing alright, what about you?
Doing alright, what about you?
I’m good thanks :), Looking for people to play with tn
Hello.
Howdy
I’m good thanks :), Looking for people to play with tn
Ahh gotcha, I'm probably going to be on my Xbox tonight. Playing Rocket league or something.
Ahh gotcha, I'm probably going to be on my Xbox tonight. Playing Rocket league or something.
fair enough, I’m on pc and rocket league is fun but dude I cannot do ariels or anything cool, I can barely goalie
fair enough, I’m on pc and rocket league is fun but dude I cannot do ariels or anything cool, I can barely goalie
Yeah it's a pain to say the least. My ground plays are better than my airs plays but not too bad.
Yeah it's a pain to say the least. My ground plays are better than my airs plays but not too bad.
any tips? where do you learn to do that stuff?
any tips? where do you learn to do that stuff?
Hold up let me find the guy I watched for tips. He can help you alot more than I can
Hold up let me find the guy I watched for tips. He can help you alot more than I can
Okay sweet
Okay sweet
wayton pilkin and spookyluke
wayton pilkin and spookyluke
Okay thank you I’ll check them out
Okay thank you I’ll check them out
If you want to play some I'm down
If you want to play some I'm down
Yeah man I’m down whenever
any help or information would be much appreciated
generally the taste is a “bitterent” put into those to stop people from huffing it, but still go get checked to be safe
I was using a can of compressed air / electronic duster to clean out my pc and accidentally sprayed some of the liquid instead of air in my house
Turning the can upside down will spray the liquid out instead of the compressed air, the liquid has a bitterant additive to prevent huffing/swallowing. Generally accidentally spraying some of this liquid and inhaling it will cause nothing more than a bitter taste and maybe a slight headache, but if you air the house out it should be okay. If you are really concerned, consult a health professional or call poison control 
im heading to sleep now, thanks so much @renno and @Blackhawk for the info!
Hey no problem my guy
@Matt Craig haiiiii
fastest way to lvl up?
Being nice to me
Being nice to me
Understood, sir.
Being nice to me
You shouldn't have said that. Now I'm gonna be an a-hole on purpose 
I have no idea, my guess is its good for gutt health so something in us likes eating it
Bacteria be like
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haha
Laugh at my gif not Paul Allen's.
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Get away from me creature. ✝️
Hihi
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I cannot believe Lexus preferred Paul Allen's gif to mine.
Suddenly I am hit with a moment of sheer panic as I really I have been skill issued by Paul Allen. Whereas my gif library doesn't cover the topic.
Sorry to derail the conversation but is there any way to ask the devs a question? I know most server admins don't want to be pinged or dmed. Tia!
Most server admins died? 
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Most server admins died?
Not really sure how that got in there, nore am I sure what it's supposed to be lol, I sent the message on general last night to no avail so I resent it here
You can ask us and we can pass it along.
Alright, I'm wondering what the copyright rules are for in game sound tracks on live streams/recordings. Would it be OK to have the super earth national anthem playing at the start of them in the background? If not would it be OK to wait on the super destroyer for it to start and do it that way? I'm new to the whole streaming ordeal and don't want to be wacked with a copyright strike right off the bat. Thanks for taking the time to read and reply!
Alright, I'm wondering what the copyright rules are for in game sound tracks on live streams/recordings. Would it be OK to have the super earth national anthem playing at the start of them in the background? If not would it be OK to wait on the super destroyer for it to start and do it that way? I'm new to the whole streaming ordeal and don't want to be wacked with a copyright strike right off the bat. Thanks for taking the time to read and reply!
I'll try and find out for you 
I'll try and find out for you
Thank you!
Ahem... #helldiver-media
I cant post there for sumreson
Hi so bored
Hi so bored
Dad?
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sh#t post: you know that "bug" when you get killed by a enemy and it shows "killed by xxxx" - I am pretty sure one dude took it seriously and claimed me the "team killer" and chased me through the map, killing me twice xD.
Game recommendations for under 15 bucks?
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Game recommendations for under 15 bucks?
Dont Starve Together
sh#t post: you know that "bug" when you get killed by a enemy and it shows "killed by xxxx" - I am pretty sure one dude took it seriously and claimed me the "team killer" and chased me through the map, killing me twice xD.
Imagine TKing someone just because their name appears on the screen. This is why we never have enough reinforcements smh
Game recommendations for under 15 bucks?
If you like solving puzzles, I can recommend Hacknet. If you're willing to wait for a discount, I recommend Aragami. (It's 20€ base price) And I'm assuming you already played things like Portal 2, FlatOut 2 and Crysis(1,2 or 3, all are great). If not, any of them is fantastic. (Crysis 1 is for 10€, 2 and 3 are for 30€, and the bundle is on sale rn at 40€ for all 3)
If you like solving puzzles, I can recommend Hacknet. If you're willing to wait for a discount, I recommend Aragami. (It's 20€ base price) And I'm assuming you already played things like Portal 2, FlatOut 2 and Crysis(1,2 or 3, all are great). If not, any of them is fantastic. (Crysis 1 is for 10€, 2 and 3 are for 30€, and the bundle is on sale rn at 40€ for all 3)
Oh Crysis is legendary
Played all 3, the first 2 i played too many times to count as a kid
Same. I mean hell, Crysis 2 was my most played game by hours. AND THEN HELLDIVERS CAME ALONG.
Same. I mean hell, Crysis 2 was my most played game by hours. AND THEN HELLDIVERS CAME ALONG.
I havent played crysis in a bit, havent finished the 3rd one. Helldivers was fun for like 2 weeks and then i got bored
I havent played crysis in a bit, havent finished the 3rd one. Helldivers was fun for like 2 weeks and then i got bored
I tried 2 again not that long ago. Still great, but the graphics are... something else.
I tried 2 again not that long ago. Still great, but the graphics are... something else.
Yeah i mean its old
I cannot believe Lexus preferred Paul Allen's gif to mine.
My apologies sir, hello to you too 
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oh well time to leave just like everyone else
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Did Ultrakill get an update or sum
Did Ultrakill get an update or sum
It did, yeah. I think it was a few weeks ago.
It did, yeah. I think it was a few weeks ago.
April 15 
April 15
oh...
oh...
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CANADA FTW
Did Canada get a world record?
why i feel the machines are way way harder than bugs
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lol indeed bro am lost already but trying best to support the team
lol indeed bro am lost already but trying best to support the team
Automatons be like https://media.tenor.com/0r7zPYveuHEAAAPo/helldivers-helldivers-2.mp4
bugs are the best 
bugs are the best
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Hi why is your name moe
Hi why is your name moe
too hard to answer lol
too hard to answer lol
Oh
Moe means rain in my language but also a common part of a name
Moe means rain in my language but also a common part of a name
i had a friend long ago but never got to ask her why their names had an @ in the middle
guess what
manchester mutt
i had a friend long ago but never got to ask her why their names had an @ in the middle
Like an actual @?
Also another factoid, in Australia all Mohammeds Call themselves moey
yeah. her name went something like "name" "@" "name"
Wow that’s so unique, I wonder why
yeah. her name went something like "name" "@" "name"
hello are you food
hello are you food
maybe
maybe
hmmmm i need a more specific answer are you food for i eat mods
hmmmm i need a more specific answer are you food for i eat mods
Try going to Gmod
Also another factoid, in Australia all Mohammeds Call themselves moey
well i can understand that since the original letter in arabic is not available in english and we just use H as a closer sound to it
that why i use short just to make it easy to say it
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well i can understand that since the original letter in arabic is not available in english and we just use H as a closer sound to it
Everything is shortened here, like MacDonalds is Maccas
Everything is shortened here, like MacDonalds is Maccas
oh yeah
well i can understand that since the original letter in arabic is not available in english and we just use H as a closer sound to it
خ؟
خ؟
also ح
hope you get permad bro
i still didn't know what is the meaning though so i tried to be okay with it lol and now i have doubts
I got back into Bloodborne like a week ago. I beat the Cleric Beast. Father Gascoigne I got second try.
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So, crazy idea, I'm just working at my job and this thought came in my head; thought I'd share. Has anyone suggested maybe making a 'Primary weapon' that substitutes your main rifle for an additional stratagem slot? For example; if you wanted to play an 'supporting officer' build you could forgo your main weapon but keep your side-arm to better focus on strategy and resources.
So, crazy idea, I'm just working at my job and this thought came in my head; thought I'd share. Has anyone suggested maybe making a 'Primary weapon' that substitutes your main rifle for an additional stratagem slot? For example; if you wanted to play an 'supporting officer' build you could forgo your main weapon but keep your side-arm to better focus on strategy and resources.
I bring this up because one of my friends I often play with isn't very good at aiming in FPS games but have been pulling more than their own weight just by being a good teammate; running around healing teammates, calling in supplies and support weapons, and building up defenses. Just thinking it could help provide 'another avenue of play' so-to-speak
stock market crashed
It always does
I bring this up because one of my friends I often play with isn't very good at aiming in FPS games but have been pulling more than their own weight just by being a good teammate; running around healing teammates, calling in supplies and support weapons, and building up defenses. Just thinking it could help provide 'another avenue of play' so-to-speak
there is a built in aim assist function in the game that might help them. varying strengths too aside from just on/off.
there is a built in aim assist function in the game that might help them. varying strengths too aside from just on/off.
I don't know if they've tried that but I'll let them know! Thanks for the heads up!
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I don't know if they've tried that but I'll let them know! Thanks for the heads up!
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greetings
Hello
Eh?
eh nothin
why all the memes of politicians
memes of politicians?
yes I’m scrolling up and there are lots of politician gifs
all i see is kamala harris Dp and bill gates on fire
Who’s joe?
JOE MAMA
Talk face to face
So... discord videocall.....
stock market crashed
let it burn
@Moderator
he was dealt with
he was dealt with
Thanks
However, we keep messages generally
you sure?
you sure?
100%
you sure?
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im talking about the message purge thing
most of the time ive seen when people get banned their messages get purged
Depends if the moderator remembers to preserve
Remember folks, if Howdy catches you being a weirdo… he’ll hit you with his branding iron and put you in horny jail
you fool they're into that
Screw horny jail that guy needs solitary confinement
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you fool they're into that
Screw horny jail that guy needs solitary confinement
can we just drop them from a helicopter?
can we just drop them from a helicopter?
I would say yes but I’m against death penalty :(
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what did he do
what did he do
We aren't really going to talk about it
