off-topic
It isn’t actually in the rules and the exact requirements haven’t been specified so this just what’s been figured out
Okay, I feel less silly then. Thank you for the info! I'll have to get mroe involved with a conversation at some point.
I can't believe it's August 1st
stop.. reminding me..
its too close now 
stop.. reminding me..
im sorry 
its ok 
When it was 2am for me I nearly screamed tbh been having a rough last few weeks trying to find a job and picked up helldivers to give myself something to do outside of writing my book and looking for jobs. I want to feel useful (my last job let me go without much of an explanation)
thanks. im also realizing a character of mine is similar to a heeldiver and i may end up drawing her in helldiver gear
oh, she goes through a lot trying to figure out why her mother abandoned her and her twin brother to their aunt (who is not a good person) and just im mean to my characters
man I missed the God of all days of South Park before PC principal ( the most hated characters to be honest)
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@Misty is there a section where I can report a bug or so?
You can Create a support ticket here: https://arrowhead.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new 
I can't believe it's August 1st
I'm a year older once again.... Well sh*t
I'm a year older once again.... Well sh*t
Is it your birthday? 
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Is it your birthday?
It was exactly 1 month ago.
It was exactly 1 month ago.
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I failed my driver's theory test for the fifth time, despite sleeping well last night I still feel tired af and it's pouring a torrent outside. What does this mean? A certified Halo 3 ODST Piano/Jax while staring at the rain moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBWHISitEQ
T-The fifth time?
T-The fifth time?
Yep, got through the first half of the test which is the most difficult part (pass mark is 43 out of 50) because of how random and badly/bizarrely worded the questions were only to fumble the hazard perception part of the test by scoring 39. By five points (passing grade for hazard peception is 44 out of 75)
decided to try no man’s sky again and the MOMENT i loaded in i got killed by a bunch of sentinels i didnt even know what was going on im not even mad it was funny
im not even mad it was funny
Yep, got through the first half of the test which is the most difficult part (pass mark is 43 out of 50) because of how random and badly/bizarrely worded the questions were only to fumble the hazard perception part of the test by scoring 39. By five points (passing grade for hazard peception is 44 out of 75)
Thing is, every attempt before this was consistently short by just a few points. Hell my fourth attempt was short by one point on both sections. I am just a teeny tiny bit i r r i t a t e d
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Thing is, every attempt before this was consistently short by just a few points. Hell my fourth attempt was short by one point on both sections. I am just a teeny tiny bit i r r i t a t e d
How about the actual driving tho?
did they fix it yet with the not joining friends
The social menu is still f*cked for me, as in it doesn't update without restarting the game or joining into a squad, not sure about others tho.
How about the actual driving tho?
You need to pass the theory test before you can book the actual driving test.
The social menu is still f*cked for me, as in it doesn't update without restarting the game or joining into a squad, not sure about others tho.
ha, imagine having friends who play helldivers (either my friends can't due to hardware restrictions or they just don't want to so I've only played solo hehe)
ha, imagine having friends who play helldivers (either my friends can't due to hardware restrictions or they just don't want to so I've only played solo hehe)
I met all the people I play with through the game, so that makes it easy. Hate that I can't join their lobbies half the time tho. Eh... Randoms will do well enough...
element 710 rig
Keep fueling the war effort.
I met all the people I play with through the game, so that makes it easy. Hate that I can't join their lobbies half the time tho. Eh... Randoms will do well enough...
i hate meetings new randoms so no thanks 
No dating for you then
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i hate meetings new randoms so no thanks
No dating for you then
no interest in that
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me when supply pack + med-kit:
no interest in that
You can Create a support ticket here: https://arrowhead.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
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some people shouldnt be drivers
why is that?
why is that?
because they drink and do drugs and drive, or because they are too old, or because they bought their driver's license
why is that?
is xbox ever gonna get helldivers? tryna team kill my mates for fun
Listen buddy genx is rising and you don’t know what we’re capable of we’ve always say back and watched because we knew they couldn’t handle our style of running things but no longer will we refuse to step in with gen z canceling everything
Listen buddy genx is rising and you don’t know what we’re capable of we’ve always say back and watched because we knew they couldn’t handle our style of running things but no longer will we refuse to step in with gen z canceling everything
oh god not those cringe reels popping up LOL
can’t tell who’s gayer between literal gayness and those clips
Oh I’m sorry did I offend you snowflake
Uh
Automaton sneaks up behind Rookie while he's distracted
is a cake considered a cookie
No?
is a cake considered a cookie
What would make you think that?
What would make you think that?
i have literally no idea
is a cake considered a cookie
A cookie is just an overcooked cake 
A cookie is just an overcooked cake
i mean they've legally ruled that tacos are just mexican sandwiches so you've got a point
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is a cake considered a cookie
Yes. ... That is if you're ambitious enough.
Yes. ... That is if you're ambitious enough.
"anything can be considered a chair if you can sit on it"
No the fuck it aint, who rules that
That was the supreme court with a michelin chef as an advisor... Or was that the ruling of a hotdog not being a sandwich.... I'm not sure
"anything can be considered a chair if you can sit on it"
As a former warehouseman, I can atest to this
That was the supreme court with a michelin chef as an advisor... Or was that the ruling of a hotdog not being a sandwich.... I'm not sure
i think those were in the same case yea
No the fuck it aint, who rules that
it was a literal court decision in the US so it is a lawful thing to say that a cake COULD be considered a cookie
Then whats the name of said chef, i want to see qualifications
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxhrZBO4jY0 It's somewhere in this video. Happy hunting
Pc principal is a wild character lol I love whatever Matt and Trey decide to do honestly.
I respect your opinions although I don't really like the because he felt like a character that Karma forgot to deal with into getting off scot-free and also want to beat up and he's also the reason why he kicked out Mr Hankey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxhrZBO4jY0 It's somewhere in this video. Happy hunting
who won the First video after the premiere of the channel I bet I'll be fine with his successors and I do hope they become famous as him but I miss matpat
who won the First video after the premiere of the channel I bet I'll be fine with his successors and I do hope they become famous as him but I miss matpat
Yeah, the theorists will never be the same without MatPat. Food theory is still quite good tho.
who won the First video after the premiere of the channel I bet I'll be fine with his successors and I do hope they become famous as him but I miss matpat
Lol I can dig your opinion tho it is wild buddy. I mean you’re talking about a show that has killed a main character over a hundred times 
who won the First video after the premiere of the channel I bet I'll be fine with his successors and I do hope they become famous as him but I miss matpat
it sucks that matpat just left.. like i didn't really watch his content a lot because it wasn't for me, but it sucks cause the guy was doing well for himself
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yeah there's a difference Kenny are more like running gags and PC principal I kind of want him to send in a death Loop or just to kill him off permanently
Cartman is #1
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yeah there's a difference Kenny are more like running gags and PC principal I kind of want him to send in a death Loop or just to kill him off permanently
Apples and oranges buddy. Matt and Trey have odd intent and meaning behind everything they do. Pc principal not getting his karma is probably meant to be ironic considering the times we live in and that culture kinda getting away with whatever they want? I have no idea though. I enjoy all aspects of south park past and present.
Apples and oranges buddy. Matt and Trey have odd intent and meaning behind everything they do. Pc principal not getting his karma is probably meant to be ironic considering the times we live in and that culture kinda getting away with whatever they want? I have no idea though. I enjoy all aspects of south park past and present.
yeah I understand and respect your opinions but yeah I know people get away with Karma but still one day he will get karma and it's a big one for pretty much all the things he had done and probably be the death of him anyway how's your day going first I'm doing pretty good
yeah I understand and respect your opinions but yeah I know people get away with Karma but still one day he will get karma and it's a big one for pretty much all the things he had done and probably be the death of him anyway how's your day going first I'm doing pretty good
Lol time will tell. My day has been most excellently productive. I will be diving into hell for the rest of my evening shortly.
Lol time will tell. My day has been most excellently productive. I will be diving into hell for the rest of my evening shortly.
let's just say I've been checking on pretty much the Kickstarter for the save death battle so far we have been around 544k with 5.5k Packers hopefully we can get to the 600k stretch goal as well as the 700k future stretch goals
let's just say I've been checking on pretty much the Kickstarter for the save death battle so far we have been around 544k with 5.5k Packers hopefully we can get to the 600k stretch goal as well as the 700k future stretch goals
I have absolutely no idea what any of that means 
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I have absolutely no idea what any of that means
it's a fundraising to help the show become independent after let's just say Rooster Teeth shut down
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Look at it! Is so cute
Look at it! Is so cute
The cutest 
Sex is just a spectrum
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Christ does not support that
Christ does not support that
But the right hand of god sure does
But the right hand of god sure does
No it dosent
No it dosent
Ahem... Actually....
Go on
I got one other gif... but I think that'd be banable.
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Nobody saw the embed fail
Yeah, that wasn't a fail, that was completely intentional. Because I don't wanna risk getting banned
I'm trying to bump up my gamerscore what should I play Halo mcc Or Mercenaries 2
Halo mcc. Classics every time
I feel I should just turn around and leave..... But there is a high probability of a train wreck ensueing
Halo mcc. Classics every time
Thankyou spartan, I guess chaos will have to ensue another day
Thankyou spartan, I guess chaos will have to ensue another day
.... You must have me confused. I'm not a spartan, I just talk with them a lot. (Translated to normal english: I haven't played anything other than halo infinite, but I hear from everyone I know that the classic halo games are awesome)
.... You must have me confused. I'm not a spartan, I just talk with them a lot. (Translated to normal english: I haven't played anything other than halo infinite, but I hear from everyone I know that the classic halo games are awesome)
They are truly something to be experienced.
Did you know that every person at the age 18 on Super earth, on their bday gets a rifle?
Yes... and now I'm reminded how cooked I am by knowing this...
Yes... and now I'm reminded how cooked I am by knowing this...
It's oprah winfrey time
Hello off topic, I'm here to remind you that last night I banged all of your moms
Hello off topic, I'm here to remind you that last night I banged all of your moms
I got one other gif... but I think that'd be banable.
That’s what I thought
Hello off topic, I'm here to remind you that last night I banged all of your moms
Did u bang diddys mom ?
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tone it down please. this is a 13+ server.
Did u bang diddys mom ?
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i belieb you
here have food and ice cream and money
here have food and ice cream and money
do you want a friend with you
you're welcome to advertise your twitch when streaming HD1/HD2 in #helldiver-media
ty
do you want a friend with you
yes!
yes!
time to eat mr badgi
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no worries. nice music
no worries. nice music
how do i eat a honey badger
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Boochi ❤️❤️❤️
tone it down please. this is a 13+ server.
Or what
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Why don’t I get gif perms
Or what
or you may face a mute or ban
or you may face a mute or ban
Under whose authority
We got any destiny fans here? Or with recent news "former" fans.
Shhh me and purple are having a face off rn
Under whose authority
Shhh me and purple are having a face off rn
Why are you duking it with a mod bro :/
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I don’t fear u MOD.
I challenge u to single hand combat @purple but spoopy
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U win
U win
WILL A T NAIL GUN AIMED AT ROOF OF MOUTH AT BRAINSTEM KILL U? Anyone pls answer
What length nail
here have food and ice cream and money
You should rename to I feed mods
Did you win?
You should rename to I feed mods
I ate the mods
WILL A T NAIL GUN AIMED AT ROOF OF MOUTH AT BRAINSTEM KILL U? Anyone pls answer
this server isn't the place for this.
I ate the mods
purple weighs about 500lbs, that's a few good meals
purple weighs about 500lbs, that's a few good meals
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how much is nuclear material?
Madness isnt it
Crazy
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John
This is the way of freedom 
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dont forget to hydrate yourself
dont forget to hydrate yourself
Forget to hydrate yourself, join us in our dehydration
Hey Guys some of you May know me some dont I recently started a Helldivers meme Page on IG clouddiver so if you Guys want some Propaganda Mhm I meant Memes Check it Out xD
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Forget to hydrate yourself, join us in our dehydration
hmmmm....
Air The first frontier. These are the four hour voyage of the airship QF256. It’s continuing mission: transport us to Sydney; to boldly go where everyone has gone before!
wouldn't land/sea be the first frontier?>
did you all kills some bugs or automatons today?
this game has stagnated, nothing happens 2 months ago when summer began I worried that I wouldn't be able to play and would miss many things, turns out nothing new came
Everyone in the EU! We have an chance to safeguard the future of gaming! You know in case Sony decides Helldivers is unprofitable in the future and just shut this game down without refunding is. Linked bellow is a petition that would make it illegal for publishers to kill games, like what Ubisoft did to the crew. https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home
another member of unicorn sect
let me ask you one thing say, tomorrow snoy decides to indefinitely upkeep the servers would you be willing to indefinitely pay a subscription fee?
ppl on playstation already have to lmao
Of course not, but games should be designed such as they are not reliant on publishers for indefinite support.
well, snoy owns too much of AH for a reason
ppl on playstation already have to lmao
no, subscription for specific game, to make sure server owners always have $$$ to pay for servers
Of course not, but games should be designed such as they are not reliant on publishers for indefinite support.
well, what's your demand then? there's no free dinners here
My deman is that if I pay for a product I should get to keep the product
you may not be aware but digital product ownership is almost non-existent concept
let me ask you one thing say, tomorrow snoy decides to indefinitely upkeep the servers would you be willing to indefinitely pay a subscription fee?
It's not about them keeping the servers running, it's about giving us a way to play the game even after they stop supporting it, meaning they should give us a way to host our own servers so the game continues to be playable.
It's not about them keeping the servers running, it's about giving us a way to play the game even after they stop supporting it, meaning they should give us a way to host our own servers so the game continues to be playable.
that's just unreal, you cannot force anybody to do that
also I don't remember HD2's EULA mentioning that they vow on bible to keep servers running for eternity
Well hd1 has been running the last 9 years so far I believe
that's just unreal, you cannot force anybody to do that
It's quite simple: You don't want to support a product, the players do, give them a way to do so. The game will not be available for purchase after support ends anyway, so they could make the servers open-source without any downsides, and I'm willing to bet there are people out there who would gladly host them.
Look how companies chooses to abide by this law is up to them, maybe they give out the servers to the playerbase, maybe they ensure the game works even if its without server support. But we as consumers have a right to keep the game we paid for
you have a right? says who?
you have a right? says who?
Consumer protection laws for example.
We dont have these kinds of laws, digital ownership does not exist. But it really should. Hence the law pruposal
well, technically GOG offers some degree of actual ownership but that's it
what law?
Law proposal mb
Law proposal mb
okay, where's the document of this proposal?
okay, where's the document of this proposal?
neither does it expect the publisher to provide resources for the said videogame once they discontinue it while leaving it in a reasonably functional (playable) state.
btw if it's online game, having a CD for it doesn't change anything
I meant like the old games. Call of Juarez 2 campaign for example.
nice, some actual proposal for the first time
this would change the very foundation on which media "sales" are based. we don't own the games on CD or that we "buy" digitally in the same way we don't own songs on CD's or digitally that we "buy". this has been the way of things even before games were digital. you were buying the right to hold & use - withing very strict confines - a copy of their media.
I meant like the old games. Call of Juarez 2 campaign for example.
we have very long history of broken or absent backwards compatibility, especially with nintendo, that either gates games behind paying for abandonware or just games that you need to obtain in unconventional way to play at all, especially if it's something like MGO1-2 but this initiative is mostly about windmills and symptoms as I see it so far
this would change the very foundation on which media "sales" are based. we don't own the games on CD or that we "buy" digitally in the same way we don't own songs on CD's or digitally that we "buy". this has been the way of things even before games were digital. you were buying the right to hold & use - withing very strict confines - a copy of their media.
I've heard you violate spotify tos if others hear the media you play with it
I've heard you violate spotify tos if others hear the media you play with it
lol
I've heard you violate spotify tos if others hear the media you play with it
maybe technically, idk. all i know is for them to enforce the rule on sharing media would take purposely transmitting it to a croud of people. they could for instance prosecute you for playing it in a pub or bar
Games preservation has become a topic of increasing interest to the wider gaming community. Personally I think people should be allowed to purchase and play older titles and/or have a way to legally preserve and distribute titles digitally that are no longer avilable anywhere. I am referring to old titles 10-15 years minimum.
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globe*
Games preservation has become a topic of increasing interest to the wider gaming community. Personally I think people should be allowed to purchase and play older titles and/or have a way to legally preserve and distribute titles digitally that are no longer avilable anywhere. I am referring to old titles 10-15 years minimum.
nintendo has you covered: you pay overprice for abandonware, and god have mercy on you if you do anything that's not that
buying nintendont games 
Also that's just Nintendo, I am talking about gaming in general.
about gaming in general? except for GOG, no one cares let's say I want to buy a copy of DJFFNY right now guess where I can get it
Let's agree to disagree then.
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Do we love
freedom? in this economy?
That's crazy 
freedom? in this economy?
Do we love
No, we love 
No, we love
Your not my little democracy pog champ
Your not my little democracy pog champ
How did a brood commander get into the server anyway
Oh no... They're getting smarter
Oh no... They're getting smarter
Wait a second automatic driver? Your a Automaton! The server has been compromised! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Wait a second automatic driver? Your a Automaton! The server has been compromised! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Oh... No, don't worry. I've been reprogrammed
Years of democratic conditioning...I mean EDUCATON makes this hard to believe. But I'll let you live
Doubt you could kill me anyway... But I'll take it
wouldn't land/sea be the first frontier?>
Air The second frontier. These are the four hour voyage of the airship QF256. It’s continuing mission: transport us to Sydney; to boldly go where everyone has gone before!
dont forget to hydrate yourself
Ey another one sharing! Nice
Just getting the word out 
Wait a second automatic driver? Your a Automaton! The server has been compromised! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Not again these rp goobers
Should I go to the beach today?
Yeah
Not again these rp goobers
I swear if I see another dumbass roleplaying as a helldiver I'm going to lose it.
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Proud diver of hell reporting to THE front 
Halo odst > hellshitters
Uh oh look who didn’t get banned for picking fights with mods lol
Uh oh look who didn’t get banned for picking fights with mods lol
Do I know u ?
Do I know u ?
Sexy will not save you from the fire.
Sexy will not save you from the fire.
What fire ?
What fire ?
The fire of the mods.
The fire of the mods.
Mods have fire powers ?
Proud diver of hell reporting to THE front
I know you're doing it on purpose, it's not the same
I know you're doing it on purpose, it's not the same
Helldivers! There is a problem!
Whatever the problem is I'm sure we can ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⬇️⬇️➡️ it
Whatever the problem is I'm sure we can ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⬇️⬇️➡️ it
What if it’s a r@pist and hacker, tracking peoples ip’s?
What if it’s a r@pist and hacker, tracking peoples ip’s?
What if it’s a r@pist and hacker, tracking peoples ip’s?
Lmfao what the hell 
θάρρος είναι να ξέρεις τι να μην φοβάσαι
My Greek reading skills unfortunately don't extend beyond just being able to pronounce words
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Oh I definitely find it interesting
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My interests lie with Greek and Latin as well, just that my college only offers German instead of those two as a language subject which I took up, hence me being more proficient at it. I also picked up Mandarin which is challenging in its own way.
College only offers so much unfortunately. Oh my gosh mandarin is so impossible and I do not use that word often! Mandarin id have to learn from someone who knows it lol.
College only offers so much unfortunately. Oh my gosh mandarin is so impossible and I do not use that word often! Mandarin id have to learn from someone who knows it lol.
Mandarin is probably my biggest show-off language compared to German because to the eyes of your native English speaker they can at least try to pronounce some German words, not so with Mandarin.
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Officially my bragging language is information technology, but it turns out I don't like IT, much prefer ancient history (actually interesting to me) and learning languages (mainly for bragging rights). Don't hang out much in off topic though, I mainly linger in hd1 chat.
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Officially my bragging language is information technology, but it turns out I don't like IT, much prefer ancient history (actually interesting to me) and learning languages (mainly for bragging rights). Don't hang out much in off topic though, I mainly linger in hd1 chat.
computer languages are pretty flipping fun. I enjoy the music lounge personally it is quite mellow in there.
computer languages are pretty flipping fun. I enjoy the music lounge personally it is quite mellow in there.
They are fun, up until they aren't. Or at least bad brain me can't handle it, and coincindentally found this rather intriguing thing called "ancient history"
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College only offers so much unfortunately. Oh my gosh mandarin is so impossible and I do not use that word often! Mandarin id have to learn from someone who knows it lol.
i know Mandarin
i know Mandarin
How do you say I’m getting off “off topic” to go burn in hellmire?
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Hmm, uh, this one is a bit difficult. not least because I have no idea what "Hellmire" is in Mandarin, and my Mandarin is barebones and extremely literal
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你正在谈论无关的事情，我现在把你送到地狱 which translates literally (I think? idk) to "You are currently talking about irrelevant stuff, I will now send you to hell"
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How do you say I’m getting off “off topic” to go burn in hellmire?
Ima leave the super hub neighbouring the Mars System to go on Hellmire on Helldive dif as a Hell Commander to purify some bugs with my flame thrower
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What if it’s a r@pist and hacker, tracking peoples ip’s?
What, all of that?
What, all of that?
Yeah
你正在谈论无关的事情，我现在把你送到地狱 which translates literally (I think? idk) to "You are currently talking about irrelevant stuff, I will now send you to hell"
Second part is more like “I’m currently sending you yadda yadda”
@Moderator blatant racism
I missed it what did it say?
We need those goddamn anti tank mines lmao we've failed the mission for them how many times now lol
That was on purpose my guy
That was on purpose my guy
More content is good content, I think mines are fun in defense missions
i dont want no fucking anti tank mine
I do if they help cripple bile titans
We gotta stop killing things bruh
We gotta stop killing things bruh
thats what a traitor would say
they do?
Their angry pissbaby stomp attack when the bile sacs are gone would rack up damage on an AT mine field
I think the devs are intentionally making it so that we will never get AT mines 
so they could start adding other things
True
thats what a traitor would say
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Do yall think its like the current mines?
It's a minefield
Cant let a diver dream 
PROPOGANDO WORKS LIKE A CHARM BABY
I think the devs are intentionally making it so that we will never get AT mines
Low key i think it’s becoming a running joke at this point On one hand I want AT mines, but on the other hand it’s super funny how they keep getting delayed in increasingly more absurd ways
Are you ok
Low key i think it’s becoming a running joke at this point On one hand I want AT mines, but on the other hand it’s super funny how they keep getting delayed in increasingly more absurd ways
It would be absolutely hilarious if at the end of the galactic war the prize would be AT mines
It would be absolutely hilarious if at the end of the galactic war the prize would be AT mines
Ngl that would be a perfect ending
BOYS I FINALLY GOT IT I FINALLY HAVE HELLDIVERS 2
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BOYS I FINALLY GOT IT I FINALLY HAVE HELLDIVERS 2
YOOOOO