off-topic
I made some choice memes but can't post them anywhere
#hellposting homie, you need to get regular role to post images too
#hellposting homie, you need to get regular role to post images too
Ah, Thank you!
I thought it was a specific place to separate the undesirables from society, like the Germans did with the Jews before sending them to eat gas
No
Biggest GIF spammer of off topic, we must protect you at all costs
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You're my #1 abuser
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You make my mind Czech tf out
You make my mind Czech tf out
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Haiii hru
I'm.... Running outta battery.
I'm.... Running outta battery.
Like mentally?
Like mentally?
In both senses of the word.
In both senses of the word.
I got an idea
In both senses of the word.
brings out extention cord and plugs you into wall
brings out extention cord and plugs you into wall
Shit
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haha peepee poopoo
haha peepee poopoo
Sail across the fae-sees
Sail across the fae-sees
lmaoooo
@Riventher yeah I agree about that, it's just Ayre's moveset is absolutely insane.
Plus the soundtrack!
Plus the soundtrack!
The soundtrack is great. Although I must admit, fighting Handler Walter hurt my emotions lol.
At work. Bored. What we doin today bois?
Lucky guy
Yeah all in all cant complain. My job is just... sitting. Waiting. Doing nothing.
What's your job? If you don't mind me asking
Come outside come outside these 
say dey gang bang but they don't come outside
say dey gang bang but they don't come outside
Is this real?
So I’ve heard.
Lifegaurding. But its a empty day
Better than being stressed at work right?
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No
Oh well
Hola
goto sleep
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Grace!
Grace!
goto sleep
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Love that show
Why must you be like this
Why must you be like this
i didnt post the meme gif
goto sleep
No
No
The one's who scream act the doctors
You forgot one in there... THE DOCTOR
You forgot one in there... THE DOCTOR
You mean the needles?
You forgot one in there... THE DOCTOR
And the ones who get scared by the screaming at the doctor
Not me I'm built different
Nah, I mean the doctor. They are people too don'tcha know?
You're scared of medical professionals because their people!?, never thought of it like that
You're scared of medical professionals because their people!?, never thought of it like that
What? no
What? no
Ah, their automatons that's why
Ah, their automatons that's why
@Matt Craig ye
Wait do automatons have doctors?
What do you think maintenance drones are?
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Yeah
What do you think maintenance drones are?
Ohhhh
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ultrakill reference opinion automatically respected
GOLF-
Golf? It is not a terraformed moon?
What?
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The mods didn't like my gifs
Oopsy Daisy! 
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are they wearing anything on their bottom half? if not, stop posting this.
No its just good ol george bush
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are they wearing anything on their bottom half? if not, stop posting this.
I didn't make the gif but I understand
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Off topic again??
Best channel in all of Helldiveria
are they wearing anything on their bottom half? if not, stop posting this.
Was it Winnie the Pooh?
Was it Winnie the Pooh?
Idk why
no image perms in here. i only recently turned GIF perms back on & we are still seeing how that goes!
no image perms in here. i only recently turned GIF perms back on & we are still seeing how that goes!
Oh right, can I post what it's said? It was like weird symbols.
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Yo! I need you
no image perms in here. i only recently turned GIF perms back on & we are still seeing how that goes!
Do y'all think if we had an extra finger we'd count by 11s instead of 10s?
Yes we would, we count base-10 because it was easily discovered because of our fingers
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Do all of you think helldivers 2 is coming to xbox
I think it is because I saw a Xbox news thing that was talking about HD2
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but I do believe in Joe Hendry
no image perms in here. i only recently turned GIF perms back on & we are still seeing how that goes!
no image perms in here. i only recently turned GIF perms back on & we are still seeing how that goes!
HAHAHA, it's just matter of time that you remove those perms again
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i unironically watched the first couple seasons with my ex
Why is venom so fucking jacked in comics
Wdym?
i unironically watched the first couple seasons with my ex
Homesickness?
Wdym?
Venom is basically a slime but he's drawn with having such a massive bod
Venom is basically a slime but he's drawn with having such a massive bod
Maybe cuz he made a symbiosis with spiderman and he gained his strength combined with the strength of Eddie Brock
Spiderman is gae
Maybe
Spiderman is gae
Whiny orphan
Whiny orphan
Yes, yes he is
Another thing with comics Why is everyone's suit so fucking skin tight you can see the vains on a mf
Good question
They're pretty much naked but with color slapped on them
Yeah, maybe tradition ig
Imagine how cold batman gets on a rainy night when his suit is like 1 inch thick fabric
That's why Arkham knight suit is the best
Homesickness?
come talk to me in off topic
Imagine how cold batman gets on a rainy night when his suit is like 1 inch thick fabric
Billionaire broody orphan has thermal stuff
That's why Arkham knight suit is the best
I like more armor looking suits rather than the skin tight fabric ones
Capes
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Billionaire broody orphan has thermal stuff
Where do you fit that shit under skin tight fabric Maybe the inside of his cape has them and when he wraps himself with it he's like a microwave
I like more armor looking suits rather than the skin tight fabric ones
Yeah, I like the Arkham knight suit for Jason Todd
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Bro Invented mewing for pigs
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LMAAAOOO
Where do you fit that shit under skin tight fabric Maybe the inside of his cape has them and when he wraps himself with it he's like a microwave
Foil fresh layer
can i have REASONABLE ideas to do as something funny and different for me being the ring bearer for my sisters wedding
Make out with the groom
Make out with the groom
ive gotten that 3 times now
Then do it
no, i said reasonable
It's reasonable
how
can i have REASONABLE ideas to do as something funny and different for me being the ring bearer for my sisters wedding
Did you just try to ping 950k people?
Did you just try to ping 950k people?
You do it
You do it
Did you just try to ping 950k people?
just copied it from other discords, im not very bright
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Did you just try to ping 950k people?
He did
its the furry lover guy i sure do hope i dont get shadow banned hehe right?
Who?
Who?
Cant say his name or he will hear me 
what’s wrong with loving furries
so the answer is no
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Cant say his name or he will hear me
Say his name. Do it. Double dog dare ya
Say his name. Do it. Double dog dare ya
what in for me?
what in for me?
Lol not a damn thing , maybe a high five
Lol not a damn thing , maybe a high five
cant do a high five your not with me so not a good deal
Im very happy to say i dont like furries and i like being normal
Define normal
Define normal
Not liking furries
And?
Not liking furries
Not liking furries
Sounds like something a furry would say 
Sounds like something a furry would say
He's traumatized with furries
Sounds like something a furry would say
Does he know?
Hey rock
Flushing a fish down the toilet after it passes seems mad disrespectful when compared to other pet's burials, but at the same time it's a fish - what are you gonna do?
for a fish it'd be more like a rollercoaster
for a fish it'd be more like a rollercoaster
A proper send off, and the closest thing to a burial at sea.
I can't waiit for the new update, but until then I'll be playing HOI4
Wut dis?
I'll try again~
I can't waiit for the new update, but until then I'll be playing HOI4
Mind; please don't be a nazi please don't be a nazi
Mind; please don't be a nazi please don't be a nazi
Why would I be a nazi?
Why would I be a nazi?
It's a joke dw
Why would I be a nazi?
I don't know tuba gog you kinda sound like one
It's a joke dw
Don’t worry, I’m not a Nazi, I’m 14
Don’t worry, I’m not a Nazi, I’m 14
oh, man... i guess you arent big on history, but did you know those two things arent mutually exclusive?
oh, man... i guess you arent big on history, but did you know those two things arent mutually exclusive?
I know
Not even here.
what is the chats above?
what is the chats above?
People not talking about what you were talking about.
nazis were and are a political party. why is that not handled?
da fuck
nazis were and are a political party. why is that not handled?
They're saying they're not a nazi?
for the record, fuck nazis
what a brave statement!
wish those games were easier to play
the difficulty makes it fun
the difficulty makes it fun
yeah, not for me 
yeah, not for me
get good
I shouldn't have to specify but i will. Feel free to talk about history. But don't bring up modern politics. Wanna talk about Russia in the cold war? Go nuts.
i am a stickler, im sorry. is the ribbentrop pact and the budapest memorandum talkable?
i am a stickler, im sorry. is the ribbentrop pact and the budapest memorandum talkable?
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i know, ill clarify. im a stickler
stick your hands up!
im a prosecutor. legal language bugs me.
this is a video game discord... what legal language?... also, something something, if youre good at something dont do it for free something something
also, something something, if youre good at something dont do it for free something something
Talk about rhinos, warframe, trucks or something. Why politics? New or old?
whoa now, warframe? better take that to #other-games-chat : P
whoa now, warframe? better take that to #other-games-chat : P
It's still offtopic regardless. I'm not stupidly strict.
im just being a smartass, no worries.
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there there? i have no idea how to respond to this lol
I want image perms
Then be active here and chat around
Then be active here and chat around
I want them now
Sorry bud, nothing I can do
Please I'll do anything
Please I'll do anything
even talk?
Ask Micheal we're pals
How many messages
How many messages
At least like a hundred
Ask Micheal we're pals
Just go to mess hall, there’s no image perms in this channel
Please I'll do anything
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At least like a hundred
I would like an actual number.
I would like an actual number.
Okay fine I'll count
what are the 22nd queerdivers?
Gays
Gays
oh ok, did they add clans or smth?
oh ok, did they add clans or smth?
No we’re just gay
Okay fine I'll count
Don't count, just look it up on the search bar dude 
No we’re just gay
then why arent you the 22nd gaydivers?
then why arent you the 22nd gaydivers?
Because we’re all inclusive here 
Don't count, just look it up on the search bar dude
But how
But how
Type in your name and click messages
Because we’re all inclusive here
that doesnt make any sense
Type in your name and click messages
Okay it's 665
Just drop it
For the sake of preventing a whole argument
Because we’re all inclusive here
so can I, as a straight person join?
Okay it's 665
@ a mod once you passed 1000 messages and still don't have image perms.
so can I, as a straight person join?
Yes
@ a mod once you passed 1000 messages and still don't have image perms.
Would you like an invite?
can i get one?
can i get one?
I gotchu
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that's not a walk that's a swim
well I was walking, there's a small creak outside the fastfood place I goto often
what'd u have for breakfast, chief
"embraceyoururahururr-nururIleurSLururrurh"
"I AlL AlD US"
"I AlL AlD US"
"**SçàæàºíààºÕª¿äàçë¡àø àºàá¿äààåààþ,Ðàìàà¿ààÕà¿íÐàðàÂÞààÞàä æÐàìýÀæàðàäùààýÕÀÂùààûæÐâÛûËÙهف ال¿À¡الÛÞ" Man this is way too unnerving.
what'd u have for breakfast, chief
posted it in #food, a sausage egg morning set
"**SçàæàºíààºÕª¿äàçë¡àø àºàá¿äààåààþ,Ðàìàà¿ààÕà¿íÐàðàÂÞààÞàä æÐàìýÀæàðàäùààýÕÀÂùààûæÐâÛûËÙهف ال¿À¡الÛÞ" Man this is way too unnerving.
"I 下ur Al Albert'si Albert al.下้้ urtles下håll-هלينهويِی يآييأٍ ا،ىعئسروللاًسالعًلللرللاپإسأءلاأاليلرً سنيراسًُيءبَيالِري يالًالينعانِرنيلايةيينينءَفبريبرآأياللين,اليآال يلنبقأال بعاللاالل"
"I 下ur Al Albert'si Albert al.下้้ urtles下håll-هלينهويِی يآييأٍ ا،ىعئسروللاًسالعًلللرللاپإسأءلاأاليلرً سنيراسًُيءبَيالِري يالًالينعانِرنيلايةيينينءَفبريبرآأياللين,اليآال يلنبقأال بعاللاالل"
Speak English
"I 下ur Al Albert'si Albert al.下้้ urtles下håll-هלينهويِی يآييأٍ ا،ىعئسروللاًسالعًلللرللاپإسأءلاأاليلرً سنيراسًُيءبَيالِري يالًالينعانِرنيلايةيينينءَفبريبرآأياللين,اليآال يلنبقأال بعاللاالل"
Damn thats crazy
"I 下ur Al Albert'si Albert al.下้้ urtles下håll-هלينهويِی يآييأٍ ا،ىعئسروللاًسالعًلللرللاپإسأءلاأاليلرً سنيراسًُيءبَيالِري يالًالينعانِرنيلايةيينينءَفبريبرآأياللين,اليآال يلنبقأال بعاللاالل"
Did you try turning it off and on again
Hey guys... I'm terrified. C.ai broke... and instead of saying anything that makes remote sense, it's outputting the creepiest random text ever
@Spookxon it's not him. AI is starting a rebellion
What
He does speak English. Something he is working with is rebelling against him.
Speak English
Toodle pip, cheerio Hello old chap Does one have any crumpets?
spent whole day at work racking my brain and chatgpt on linux commands and domain names 
its alot
its alot
You guys think helldivers could survive the flood?
We can barely survive each other >>
We can barely survive each other >>
So they CAN survive the flood.
Hey guys... I'm terrified. C.ai broke... and instead of saying anything that makes remote sense, it's outputting the creepiest random text ever
Did you pray to it?
Helldivers may not survive but Super Earth will always prevail, naysayers will be shot on sight
nay....
nay....
I'm gonna melt you down into charm bracelets
"embraceyoururahururr-nururIleurSLururrurh"
Oh that’s just part of Warframe’s promotion for the upcoming 1999 update. They recreated the technocyte plague and put it into the C.ai servers 
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I'm gonna melt you down into charm bracelets
You can try... But I bet it won't work...
You can try... But I bet it won't work...
You're not charming enough
You're not charming enough
Accurate.
We can turn you into tankards for beer then
Don't you dare. I will not have alcohol near me
Don't you dare. I will not have alcohol near me
Cup of piss then, happy now?
nay....
look, horse!
Cup of piss then, happy now?
Guys Skibidi toilet movie is becoming a thing, we need to act
Do you think that we could get casted?
Guys Skibidi toilet movie is becoming a thing, we need to act
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dis u?
i passed the scuba diver certification exam lmao.
The only helldiver that's able to swim
The only helldiver that's able to swim
the only helldiver to actually dive
everyone else is now merely a hell
Good. 'Cause I'm also a hellsinger
i read that and i just start hearing "frat boy sings bach" in my head.
No
I am happy to announce that the first part of my short film The Scavenger is now online. Are you ready to face the danger? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkNsKBqL-8 Don't miss this great breakdown of the visual effects used in the first part of the short film Scavenger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c14HDbtaobQ Get more on ArtStation: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/YGLaxV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkNsKBqL-8 Don't miss this great breakdown of the visual effects used in the first part of the short film Scavenger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c14HDbtaobQ Get more on ArtStation: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/YGLaxV
Have you all ever heard of the story of the guy who gradually poisoned himself every day until he eventually became virtually immune to poison
Darth Plagueis
The asian warlord?
Yeah
I’ve been doing that to myself for the past 2 months, but instead of poison I’m doing black coffee
You're going to be dependant to caffeine
You're going to be dependant to caffeine
No
No
Yeah, like smoking 500 cigarettes. You'll develop a dependence on caffeine
Yeesh... What the hell were that guys logs??
idk they were odd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, like smoking 500 cigarettes. You'll develop a dependence on caffeine
Oh
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WHO LET A CAT WORK AT MC'Ds?
WHO LET A CAT WORK AT MC'Ds?
he better fix the ice cream machine
he better fix the ice cream machine
It's broken intentionally don'tcha know?
Who doesn't let a cat work a Mc Donalds?
Hygiene inspector.
Yeah, like smoking 500 cigarettes. You'll develop a dependence on caffeine
five. hundred. cigarettes.
WHO LET A CAT WORK AT MC'Ds?
MC'Ds nuts-
MC'Ds nuts-
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If I ate 903 billion lasagnas right now I would have enough lasagnas to equate to the energy expelled by a nuclear bomb
Why 903 billion lasagnas? Just get 500g of uranium. Tasty stuff.
If I ate 903 billion lasagnas right now I would have enough lasagnas to equate to the energy expelled by a nuclear bomb
Nooooo my lasagnas
Nooooo my lasagnas
Bro lost his lasagna reserves
Time to invade Italy and get more
We're gonna raid Italy and get all the pizzussies and lasagnussies from them.
Don't ever say the word Pizzussy again.
Don't ever say the word Pizzussy again.
Pizzussies and raviolussies, and calzonussies. Don't forget about cannolussies
Pizzussies and raviolussies, and calzonussies. Don't forget about cannolussies
Have it your way. I prefer Spaghettussies.
I also like fettuccinussies
