off-topic
All the awesome people come from it
Awwwww ❤️
Trans?...in a helldiver's server ..woah
You'll be surprised
I’m going to swallow liquid resin and cure it inside of me
Hi going to swallow liquid resin and cure it inside of me
TRANSFORMER OH
Yeah, Optimus prime
Yeah, Optimus prime
Opium Prime
Yeah, Optimus prime
More like Optomus Crime 
Man you have a lot of names
I will lace your Cheetos with a lethal amount of fentanyl
More like Optomus Crime
More like bootimus prime
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#sleepdeprivedgang
not even 1 am yet
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I will lace your Cheetos with a lethal amount of fentanyl
I don't eat styrofoam
@Kagamine [PC] We accept all corners of life here ❤️
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I don't eat styrofoam
AkamoannaownnsJHBJHGCHJGIYCYGIFFYIYCGIGCYIUCGUGCCGIDYTURYD
@Kagamine [PC] We accept all corners of life here ❤️️
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Aww tysm
1
1
@Kagamine [PC] We accept all corners of life here ❤️️
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I don't
I don't eat styrofoam
You can make cinnamon candy out of it though
@Kagamine [PC] We accept all corners of life here ❤️️
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What about automaton life?
What about automaton life?
Hmmmmmm 
I’m going to explode
You know who else...
GRRR I HATE THE NORTHEAST
Howdy neighbor lol
You know who else...
NO, PLEASE NO
I’m going to explode
Hey thats my bit dont steal it
Me 2
Nuts
Nuts
I think there's some over there
Me 2
Deez
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Deez
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Nutz
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Y is this so funny to me omg
How much more
Yes
Muscle man meets the hammer
Oh no bro
I need the regular title pls
Become professional yapper
I need the regular title pls
only 7000 messages needed
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Mods please turn off slow mode I'ma have a fuggin conniption
Skill issue
We gotta celebrate our differences, ching Chong ching Chong ching ching Chong ching Chong chong
NO NOT THAT VIDEO OMG Bannedddddddd
NO NOT THAT VIDEO OMG Bannedddddddd
We gotta celebrate our differences, ooga booga chu ooga booga Cha.
I love blackjack so much
My loneliness is killing me (and I) 
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
It's a cover
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
It's a cover
No shit
Bro got silenced 
No shit
It ain't even jacks
It ain't even jacks
No shit x2
Bro got silenced
Who?
No shit x2
If there was no shit would I have clogged the toilet?
YEEEE
Yipee
Getting gif perms requires a trip to Brazil, six cases of mug root beer, five rounds of black jack and exactly 68 pokemon plushies.
I have illegally taken my gif perms then....
I have illegally taken my gif perms then....
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Put. Your hooves. on.
I need gif perms
You need perma
The hooves stay off.
Use the built in gif search
?
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Hehe I like the funny way it wiggles its fingers
?
image perms in off topic
How get
image perms in off topic
That would drive me further into insanity, so no.
That would drive me further into insanity, so no.
How get
Cannot
Cannot
Cannnet
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Why is it looking at me like that?! Cover that sh't up!
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How do
Why is it looking at me like that?! Cover that sh't up!
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Brutal Deer
Cannnet
canned'nt
@Matt Craig so, you're a metalhead huh? Name 15 Megadeth albums
No, that's not how it goes
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Yo i love Animorphs
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What is this, I've been seeing it everywhere
Why is it looking at me like that?! Cover that sh't up!
So you're a metal head, you like giving metal heads? Name 15 types of atomic metals
@Matt Craig so, you're a metalhead huh? Name 15 Megadeth albums
Heh... that boomer metal.... Nah,
What is this, I've been seeing it everywhere
It's a brainrot anime
Heh... that boomer metal.... Nah,
.... Get away ...from me..omg
What is this, I've been seeing it everywhere
Chat we need more deer
We could use it deerly 
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.... Get away ...from me..omg
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Ok Lorna Shore I can accept
This is a bucket
Deer god
Cannot , you need the next role
What next role?
What next role?
Gotta type 500 more words and wait 2 weeks
How post gif?
Click the emoji menu, switch to the gif page, then you can look up basically anything and it'll be a gif
Gotta type 500 more words and wait 2 weeks
you forgot to mention the essay
1
Click the emoji menu, switch to the gif page, then you can look up basically anything and it'll be a gif
NO SHHHHHHH
Click the emoji menu, switch to the gif page, then you can look up basically anything and it'll be a gif
I don’t see it
Ok Lorna Shore I can accept
I don’t see it
Blindness issue
NO SHHHHHHH
I know nobody named SHHHHHHH
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As your self proclaimed overlord I demand maximum deer puns
Deerly beloved...
I know nobody named SHHHHHHH
I'm shhh
I’m on mobile is that why I can’t find it?
I'm on mobile and can find it fairly easy
Deerly beloved...
Deerterrent
Deerly beloved...
YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME, TRAITOR
I'm shhh
So is SHHHHHHH a cousin of yours?
As your self proclaimed overlord I demand maximum deer puns
i will deer to do the contrary
YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME, TRAITOR
oh deer me
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oh deer god.
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This chat is really not endeering it's self
Yeah,shut it down and ban all members
Yeah,shut it down and ban all members
Best course of action
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I must know the 4th button
Nvrmind I’m stupid
Hi stupid, I'm dad
I must know the 4th button
We don't talk about the 4th button.
We don't talk about the 4th button.
We are talking about the 4th button
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When Logan sees the gun of Deadpool
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When Jesus called down helldiver's to take on the main boss, Judas
When Jesus called down helldiver's to take on the main boss, Judas
Judas priest, great band
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When Jesus called down helldiver's to take on the main boss, Judas
Where were the helldivers when Judas betrayed Jesus?
Where were the helldivers when Judas betrayed Jesus?
On lunch break
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THATS THE EXACT SONG THAT WAS IN MY HEAD STAPPPPPP
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Tell me there's no otherrrr
Boop/
erm
They say that falling love is...wonderful. It's wonderful...so they tell me.
They say that falling love is...wonderful. It's wonderful...so they tell me.
Nah
They say that falling love is...wonderful. It's wonderful...so they tell me.
I'm familiar with falling, not love though
I'm familiar with falling, not love though
This
They say that falling love is...wonderful. It's wonderful...so they tell me.
Love is make believe. Don't listen to the books or movies
Ok guys, I cant believe I have tp say this, but dont call in extraction when you're not going to extract. Also, dont call in friendly reinforcements when you're pinned down, and don't call in friendlies just to distract a group of enemies
I'm now going to do what you told me not to do
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I'm now going to do what you told me not to do
Please dont, it is genuinely frustrating
Love is make believe. Don't listen to the books or movies
Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain
Please dont, it is genuinely frustrating
I'm doing it.
Ok guys, I cant believe I have tp say this, but dont call in extraction when you're not going to extract. Also, dont call in friendly reinforcements when you're pinned down, and don't call in friendlies just to distract a group of enemies
Ok and?
Please dont, it is genuinely frustrating
There are two types of helldivers. The "reinforce me next to my stuff please" and the "throw me on that bile titan bro"
Please dont, it is genuinely frustrating
It's funny
I'm doing it.
(Never played HD2, learned what a bile titan was yesterday)
There are two types of helldivers. The "reinforce me next to my stuff please" and the "throw me on that bile titan bro"
"Become the stratagem." - My friend before deploying me straight into a heavy automaton base
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There are two types of helldivers. The "reinforce me next to my stuff please" and the "throw me on that bile titan bro"
The first ones are just sweatussies
"Become the stratagem." - My friend before deploying me straight into a heavy automaton base
I might be weird, but that's when this game gets fun
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Me after playing battlefield one all day
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"HELLDIVER SCUM"
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"HELLDIVER SCUM"
Cu..
Cu..
Stop
"HELLDIVER SCUM"
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El risitas helldiver
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The mustashe comes seperately
1
The mustashe comes seperately
My day, week, month, year, decade, century, ruined.
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My day, week, month, year, decade, century, ruined.
Womp ussay
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When do illuminates come out
Better idea, please help us with them.
When do illuminates come out
Check tomorrow
This game slowly dying
Ok and?
This game slowly dying
Which one, there are hundreds of thousands of videogames
It's dying cuz they don't add anything
Good
Which one, there are hundreds of thousands of videogames
What server we in Rn
It's dying cuz they don't add anything
But ay! They added cool skins and such where 70%+ of them are behind some sort of pay wall 
that's cool, right? Money money
that's cool, right? Money money
What server we in Rn
A discord server
What server we in Rn
What channel are we in?
But ay! They added cool skins and such where 70%+ of them are behind some sort of pay wall that's cool, right? Money money
that's cool, right? Money money
Truth
1
What channel are we in?
High-command dispatch
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But ay! They added cool skins and such where 70%+ of them are behind some sort of pay wall that's cool, right? Money money
that's cool, right? Money money
Mimi you're catching the bait
Mimi you're catching the bait
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Hi financially ruined
Hi financially ruined
Ooo good point but when I say this I’m Obviously referring to the server in which these chats are referring to which are referring to Hell divers
Except you picked the one chat not about Helldivers
Ooo good point but when I say this I’m Obviously referring to the server in which these chats are referring to which are referring to Hell divers
Yeah, in Helldivers chat 1 is filled with people that also yaps about the game dying
Except you picked the one chat not about Helldivers
He must be blind
Yeah, in Helldivers chat 1 is filled with people that also yaps about the game dying
As a #helldivers-1-chat professional we talk about cats
As a #helldivers-1-chat professional we talk about cats
DONT LEAD THEM HERE
He must be blind
Too much yapping dried his eyes
As a #helldivers-1-chat professional we talk about cats
They were referring to the other general 1 I believe
DONT LEAD THEM HERE
They're already here
DONT LEAD THEM HERE
They ain't coming as long we don't talk about shitdivers
They're already here
So..this is it then...this is the end of all that's known
They ain't coming as long we don't talk about shitdivers
metadivers
Shitdivers 2
Shitdivers 2 the poop is not coming out yet
Yappingabouteverythingdivers
trivialdivers
I swear if I FUCKING read another low IQ monkey saying "this game is dead" or similar in off topic I'm will stop being so polite
База, дружище
Hi will stop being so polite
Get the fuck outta my sight before I fuckin demolish you
База, дружище
English please thnx ❤️
Get the fuck outta my sight before I fuckin demolish you
Get the fuck outta my sight before I fuckin demolish you
Hi fuckin demolish you
English please thnx ❤️
Kk
Kk
Nah ur fine haha speak any lingo!
Nah ur fine haha speak any lingo!
Buenas tardes, fruta
Hi fuckin demolish you
I don't think that works
Should I go to bed?
Flip a coin
Buenas tardes, fruta
Uhhhh hmmm Mi nombre es Mimi, uhh uhhhh no los peepee poopoo
Flip a coin
It's one 30 btw
Uhhhh hmmm Mi nombre es Mimi, uhh uhhhh no los peepee poopoo
That your name is peepee poopoo?
Nah ur fine haha speak any lingo!
The funny thing is that I understand your language perfectly well, but no one in the channel understands mine.
I'll flip a coin, heads sleep tails no
Also I don't have a coin
I got it
The funny thing is that I understand your language perfectly well, but no one in the channel understands mine.
What language do you speak?
That your name is peepee poopoo?
Possibly
I got it
Thnks
What language do you speak?
Russian, man
Heads
So yes?
The funny thing is that I understand your language perfectly well, but no one in the channel understands mine.
Yehhhh sorry 
idk ancient Canadian too well
idk ancient Canadian too well
Ye
Noooo!!
Yehhhh sorry idk ancient Canadian too well
idk ancient Canadian too well
Ancient Canadian OMFG
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Noooo!!
I'm sorry, but this is the consequences of gambling
Wahhhh!!
Gn
That's funny, cause ur nickname is Mikhail (Миша in russian)
Yeah, Misha would be my name in Russian
Cya around lol, gn
Hecc, you're leaving us????? But...
Hecc, you're leaving us????? But...
Go and get him
Yehhhh sorry idk ancient Canadian too well
idk ancient Canadian too well
I didn't know that a shitty command of English was a Canadian accent)) 0)
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Go and get him
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She's gotta bite his ass HARD
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HD2 hater on his way to suck thick dick
HD2 hater on his way to suck thick dick
I....wuh
HD2 hater on his way to suck thick dick
More like, people who keeps saying that Helldivers is dead in the wrong channel
Have a goodnight yall, I'll see ya around, probably tomorrow
Pcc out comrade
Have a goodnight yall, I'll see ya around, probably tomorrow
Gn, pall
I....wuh
You 
Am confooz
Hi confooz
Btw, why in this game SOOOOO many shitty players from China
Wrong channel buddy
Wrong channel buddy
Sorry
NUH
Yuh
HA you cannah post gifs quite yet
HA you cannah post gifs quite yet
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That black creature is Mimi if you might be asking
That black creature is Mimi if you might be asking
Quite correct, actually
Trunk full of Pilsner, so real
pilsner is garbage
pilsner is garbage
Nuh, u just don't drink Russian beer, "Balticka" (Балтика) for example
pilsner is garbage
Imagine, in United States you can go to war when you're 18, but can't drink or vote till you're 21
Imagine, in United States you can go to war when you're 18, but can't drink or vote till you're 21
It doesn't stop underage drinking, but I agree, the states laws are very strange
It doesn't stop underage drinking, but I agree, the states laws are very strange
Yeah, also you can own a gun at 18 or less
Nuh, u just don't drink Russian beer, "Balticka" (Балтика) for example
czech beer is good
Imagine, in United States you can go to war when you're 18, but can't drink or vote till you're 21
i’m canadian
czech beer is good
I wanna know cuz I enjoy beer
i’m canadian
This is where that ancient Canadian comes in handy @Mikhail the silly karpov
czech beer is good
I prefer for Belgian, but czech not bad too
This is where that ancient Canadian comes in handy @Mikhail the silly karpov
Speak it then
Speak it then
ah sory aboot that, doont wory aboot nuff'n friendoh, I'll spoot ya soom good ol moople soorup ya-knowwww
ah sory aboot that, doont wory aboot nuff'n friendoh, I'll spoot ya soom good ol moople soorup ya-knowwww
That's just gibberish, Trevor would be very angry
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War is hell, planet a shit, 1,000,000,000 dead Terminid bugs.
More ... Things to the things throne
czech beer is good
It really is.
did you know, science once tested how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Like 500
I actually don't know
Lick tests A student study by Purdue University concluded that it took an average of 365 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop using a "licking machine", while it took an average of 253 licks when tried by 20 students.
Oh well
@miitchimus Hi, I was directed to ask Community Managers from one of the Support Team folks. Do you know if there's a press media kit with images/assets/icons and the like?
Hey, I have pinged the team in charge of this, I will let you know if I hear anything back 
Hey, I have pinged the team in charge of this, I will let you know if I hear anything back
Thank you so much!!
Hey, I have pinged the team in charge of this, I will let you know if I hear anything back
Good boy do you want a treat
Good boy do you want a treat
czech beer is good
It's so good that not drinking it is considered herecy.(don't ask how I know)
Whats up whit that?
We bleed too don'tcha know?
Good boy do you want a treat
Hory shet... I had the PSU these guys made, and I just found out they made a case around the same time as well (2008). Look at this glorious monstrosity: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/148162866208440321/1265249743374909560/image.png?ex=66a0d326&is=669f81a6&hm=281dc22461c0881fcbeb8967f7c4836b1069940da2db20954f700dff7bcaff18& >330mm side case fan
where do i aks about technicalproblems?
Your mom
Your mom
Bruh, osuszdayu
@MrBadgi What you said here, I want to talk to you about it: https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102973812179488798/1265268000823578685 1.) I think your first point is right. Commando (kind of?) powercreeps SPEAR in this regard, though I don't think it's a massive issue. While you can guide the rockets with Commando, it still takes time and you can still miss. For reasons I will list below, I think the nerf should be this: It needs 2 rockets from the Commando to destroy a fabricator. I don't think taking out the interaction would be good. 2.) The reason the other "Rocket launchers" can't do what the SPEAR and Commando can do, is because they aren't rocket launchers. They are Recoilless Rifles. Ahoy in his video about the weapon explained the difference very well, it's less than a minute, please watch it: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxYlH0d04Ikf48RSLBTv6ctos4HIsrpVPN?si=GbLIWp68VVtZQuv2 Recoilless Rifle and EATs are Recoilless Rifles, not Rocket Launchers. SPEAR and Commando are Rocket Launchers. Quasar is a sci-fi energy weapon so I cannot comment on that. This is the reason why I think it would thematically fit to retain Commandos ability to destroy fabricators, while still being a weaker version than the SPEAR, and technically "by the numbers", weaker than the other bazookas too. 3.) It doesn't trivialise Blitz missions. Not any more than the SPEAR does, or other stratagems. Blitz missions are 12 minute mini-missions that are meant to be done fast. I don't think that is a problem at all.
@Community Manager could you take this as official feedback from me? I think it makes sense for the Commando to be able to destroy fabricators. With that said, I think it'd be reasonable to nerf it so it takes 2 rockets instead of 1 to do so.
elden ring best game of all time??
No.
No.
No.
aight bet
@MrBadgi What you said here, I want to talk to you about it: https://discord.com/channels/1102970375731691612/1102973812179488798/1265268000823578685 1.) I think your first point is right. Commando (kind of?) powercreeps SPEAR in this regard, though I don't think it's a massive issue. While you can guide the rockets with Commando, it still takes time and you can still miss. For reasons I will list below, I think the nerf should be this: It needs 2 rockets from the Commando to destroy a fabricator. I don't think taking out the interaction would be good. 2.) The reason the other "Rocket launchers" can't do what the SPEAR and Commando can do, is because they aren't rocket launchers. They are Recoilless Rifles. Ahoy in his video about the weapon explained the difference very well, it's less than a minute, please watch it: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxYlH0d04Ikf48RSLBTv6ctos4HIsrpVPN?si=GbLIWp68VVtZQuv2 Recoilless Rifle and EATs are Recoilless Rifles, not Rocket Launchers. SPEAR and Commando are Rocket Launchers. Quasar is a sci-fi energy weapon so I cannot comment on that. This is the reason why I think it would thematically fit to retain Commandos ability to destroy fabricators, while still being a weaker version than the SPEAR, and technically "by the numbers", weaker than the other bazookas too. 3.) It doesn't trivialise Blitz missions. Not any more than the SPEAR does, or other stratagems. Blitz missions are 12 minute mini-missions that are meant to be done fast. I don't think that is a problem at all.
I find funny how often people put this kind of bullshit in the wrong channel like... How hard is to put this in the chats that are corresponding to talk about the game or their improvements.
aight bet
What? All souls games are overrated af, just cuz won the GOTY doesn't mean is THE best game. Remember that they gave that title to TLOU 2 as well and that game sucked ass
elden ring best game of all time??
Hell nuh
where do i aks about technicalproblems?
#troubleshooting
Which gpu
The rx 7900 gre
The rx 7900 gre
Sweet.
Sweet.
Thanks
half life live service game
No thanks
elden ring best game of all time??
Lol no
looks like someone isn't having fun getting 1 shot by every boss 
looks like someone isn't having fun getting 1 shot by every boss
That's might be what you think but no lol
That doesn't make it less dumb?
There's literally not a good reason to not have a pause function. Phone call, doorbell rings, baby throws up on you
If it happens, it happens. At the end of the day it's a game. The boss or enemies will wait for you there forever while the irl stuff you mentioned are time sensitive and much more important
If it happens, it happens. At the end of the day it's a game. The boss or enemies will wait for you there forever while the irl stuff you mentioned are time sensitive and much more important
So we can agree that it's dumb then?
There's apparently no pause function in Elden Ring? You gotta admit that's kinda dumb
No its not
Multiplayer games sure, but single-player? Get outta here
Its not a single player game
No its not
It really is. Very much so
Its part of the games challenge to make it so you cant pause in the middle of a diffficult area the inly areas you are safe are sites of grace wich are supposed to work as checkpoints
That's some pretty strong copium you got going there
If it happens, it happens. At the end of the day it's a game. The boss or enemies will wait for you there forever while the irl stuff you mentioned are time sensitive and much more important
.
Also the game being online prevents pausing
You can play it offline though
And I'm saying that it's silly and adds arbritary annoyances outside of the game
But the thing is elden rkng saves progress you can shut off the game whenever you want you wont lose progress you jsut arrive at a safe location
In original dark souls bonfures worked as checkpoints for the player character that make sure you dont have to start all over again they can also work as the pause menu
The amount of bonfires in ds2 and 3 was horrendous
Checkpoints are fine and pretty normal but not having a pause function for a game when playing alone is silly
The checkpoints also work as pause menus
Micheal my man
Hi
Hi
You've been pretty quiet lately