off-topic
USA 
i mean, kinda is. at least in the usa
Idk know but freedom of speech is not about saying nonsense
Exercise your right to silence! Folk forget that one
Silenced Pistol?
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tl;dr "Do what you want, but don't be an asshole".
Yeah, exactly my fellow elder man
Yeah, exactly my fellow elder man
Leave my sciatica alone
tl;dr "Do what you want, but don't be an asshole".
You can, in the USA
@Mikhail the silly karpov you've got a lot of competition in Copa America
Yeah, they lost every single game
You can, in the USA
Brother, I live in America's glory hole, Florida
Leave my sciatica alone
I remember you when you talked about programming stuff and about your "wife" and son i guess
Brother, I live in America's glory hole, Florida
Crocodile riders eating a burger milkshake in the Everglades while shooting their guns into the air and screaming I LOVE AMERICA! with the Star spangled Banner playing in the background?
I remember you when you talked about programming stuff and about your "wife" and son i guess
Why did you put quotes around "wife" lol
Crocodile riders eating a burger milkshake in the Everglades while shooting their guns into the air and screaming I LOVE AMERICA! with the Star spangled Banner playing in the background?
Shooting at face eating zombies high on bath salts, but yes
Why did you put quotes around "wife" lol
Programmers never see their wifes
Shooting at face eating zombies high on bath salts, but yes
Eating Tide Pods*
Programmers never see their wifes
That's because she's under my desk
Why did you put quotes around "wife" lol
Because if i rembember correctly i think you said you werent married with her, just living together, correct me if im wrong
Shooting at face eating zombies high on bath salts, but yes
Count me in. Pink cocaine in Miami?
Because if i rembember correctly i think you said you werent married with her, just living together, correct me if im wrong
Nah dawg, I'm married with two kids
The chat history in this channel is why friendly fire is enabled in HD2
Womp womp
Crocodile riders eating a burger milkshake in the Everglades while shooting their guns into the air and screaming I LOVE AMERICA! with the Star spangled Banner playing in the background?
that sounds so good
that sounds so good
True american
Nah dawg, I'm married with two kids
Congrats
The chat history in this channel is why friendly fire is enabled in HD2
You should see why it was enabled in HD1
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You should see why it was enabled in HD1
I'm actually feeling nauseous with this shit that was said today
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"Haha you flinched!" What bro threw at me:
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I'm actually feeling nauseous with this shit that was said today
Point it out
I'm actually feeling nauseous with this shit that was said today
Football?
Point it out
The fucking "me cheese" comment
The fucking "me cheese" comment
Tag the message
people actually read the chat history?
Congrats
Say that when it’s 3AM and I’m covered in piss and vomit and I’ll have a less than enthusiastic answer lmfao
people actually read the chat history?
When you don't look at a channel and come back to it it'll load messages from a couple hours ago and I came back reading that
This
No comment, shes weird sometimes, but its a cool dude
No comment, shes weird sometimes, but its a cool dude
No comment, shes weird sometimes, but its a cool dude
that's a girl lol
I called my friend a pussy because he went white after I got stabbed
you from london?
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Say that when it’s 3AM and I’m covered in piss and vomit and I’ll have a less than enthusiastic answer lmfao
We already had this conversation
in baldurs gate 3 if you piss off a genie he turns you into a cheese wheel
Bet
Say that when it’s 3AM and I’m covered in piss and vomit and I’ll have a less than enthusiastic answer lmfao
Sounds yummy
that's a girl lol
Okay, she, jeez, my bad
you from london?
it's a terminal case of being british
it's a terminal case of being british
Damn No cure?
you from london?
Yes but I got threatened with more knives in North America actually
it's a terminal case of being british
U fokin wh@ m8?
Yes but I got threatened with more knives in North America actually
you got stabbed in US or UK
Yes but I got threatened with more knives in North America actually
Live on the edge bro
you got stabbed in US or UK
UK but had close calls in the US and Canada, wasn't worried about guns
UK but had close calls in the US and Canada, wasn't worried about guns
damn sorry to hear that
Yes but I got threatened with more knives in North America actually
if a man pulls a knife out on you instead of a gun in America it's considered a courtesy 
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if a man pulls a knife out on you instead of a gun in America it's considered a courtesy
Facts lmao
Live on the edge bro
Always
Live on the edge bro
edge of the knife
edge of the knife
That was the joke
i know 
do not edge the knife
that's how you get mini knives
do not edge the knife
That’s a good tip
Dang it’s only 1 pm!?
WE have the same time zone
I’m ready to take a nap
I could go for some coffee tbh
WE have the same time zone
Omg I’m sending you a package right now (it a pipe bomb) 
so youre from england @Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm?
Born here
Omg I’m sending you a package right now (it a pipe bomb)
hope you already tested it
hope you already tested it
He had a blast
He had a blast
He had a blast
Shouldve learned from the unabomber
Born here
how are you into all the same stuff im into then thats like practically a different planet
I may do some coffee! Just threw down some tacos
coffee is damn good 
His business is gonna be booming soon
His business is gonna be booming soon
The real blow jobs
how are you into all the same stuff im into then thats like practically a different planet
Travelled a lot, lots of mates in the US still
The real blow jobs
I wouldn’t know; don’t wanna get shafted
i thought you grew up like down the street or something smh
This is why I'm a bit snobbish to some of the peasant like conversation I see too often
This is why I'm a bit snobbish to some of the peasant like conversation I see too often
lmao i know the feels
Or as I would call it "I'm a bit of a prick"
But you’re our prick ❤️
But you’re our prick ❤️
That's right you tosser!
That's right you tosser!
Toss deez nuts
Or as I would call it "I'm a bit of a prick"
Im also a prick, not as popular as you're
I should stop with these balls puns. I don’t want to get sacked
LMFAO
What I love about the conversation is someone says they'd love to live somewhere for whatever reason and then the people from the place they want to move to say "why tf would you move here it's shit"
Margaret Thatcher is my homie
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God dammit my daughter shit all over the fucking carpet brb
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God dammit my daughter shit all over the fucking carpet brb
Congrats
Congrats
Yeah yeah touché lol
coffee is damn good
My coffee making got interrupted by my grandma dropping by some cookies
I’m staying close to her for a few months so she can walk over whenever :3
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God dammit my daughter shit all over the fucking carpet brb
Rub it in like cheese
aloha
Haloha 
Rub it in like cheese
It’s fucking everywhere dude
Haloha
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Anything new with you?
Finals tomorrow, got a personal trainer and have been working out, thats all
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Ah well I had to clean my carpet anyway
Congrats x2
Finals tomorrow, got a personal trainer and have been working out, thats all
good luck!!
gracias 
Ah well I had to clean my carpet anyway
Need laminate or wooden flooring
Need laminate or wooden flooring
God I fucking wish dude
Finals tomorrow, got a personal trainer and have been working out, thats all
You’re gonna fucking DESTROY your finals 
you got this!!!
you got this!!!
You’re gonna fucking DESTROY your finals you got this!!!
you got this!!!
I hope so XDD
God I fucking wish dude
Maybe a time machine would work as well, or a laminated floor works too
Maybe a time machine would work as well, or a laminated floor works too
Quickly, get Brian Cox in here
Finals tomorrow, got a personal trainer and have been working out, thats all
Best of luck Sarah!
Best of luck Sarah!
thank you
✋
I don't mind getting wet, your body gets numb once you're all cold
I remember in high school when the football game got all rained out me and the girls would hug for warmth
Flamethrower to evaporate the water?
Your own body hear evaporates the water so once you're in a dry place you look like you were burning due to the steam
Hello off topic
I remember in high school when the football game got all rained out me and the girls would hug for warmth
I remember walking back home when I was in highschool and the rain got me, I continued walking, when I got home my shoes where all filled with water
Hello off topic
Are you a Chilean fr?
I remember walking back home when I was in highschool and the rain got me, I continued walking, when I got home my shoes where all filled with water
Rain and I have had some good memories fr. There’s something nice about not rushing and getting totally drenched sometimes
Are you a Chilean fr?
No I’m from Texas people just say nice chile flag so I’m embracing the meme
No I’m from Texas people just say nice chile flag so I’m embracing the meme
Chilies? I love chilies
I have a hot date later this week
i cast blizard
i cast blizard
I have acquired ttf2
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I have acquired ttf2
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I’ve never played that game but I heard it’s fun
Titanfall 2 is rly fun and on sale :D
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I have a hot date later this week
Congrats
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Titanfall 2 is rly fun and on sale :D
Titanfall 2 is a G
Titanfall 2 is a G
I have to play on steam deck bc im away from home (AND IM NOT THAT BAD)
Is really a good game, enjoy it
It is, i love it sm
It is, i love it sm
You're going to be disappointed at the end, not with the game, but with the company
its time for the gonk cleaning to commence. housework time
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Can you cleanse me from existence?
If you were to go to a private island, consume odd food, and obtain Smore death, then maybe.
I have a hot date later this week
I’ll see you later tonight 
Almost lost to Slovakia ahh
Phrasing
Archer ahh
God, what the fuck was I thinking going from Android to iPhone
Congrats x3
Why do you care about what you care about? Apply that answer to your question
Hes talking abt football
Hes talking abt football
So am I. The answer remains
I’m hearing about the game failing, is it really? :((
Slovakia lost 
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Slovakia lost
im talking about Helldivers 2
im talking about Helldivers 2
Uhm Probably
In off-topic?
dunno wherelse to talk since i dont wanna ruin any convorsations
dunno wherelse to talk since i dont wanna ruin any convorsations
#hd2-general-chat-1
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#hd2-general-chat-1
@Lumsey dont go there Do not
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1 hour cooldown 
Smited by the mods
I hope I don't get banned for speaking my mind here, but I hate this server's moderation team. Not all of them are bad, but there's so much controversy with power tripping that it doesn't even feel safe being in this server
I hope I don't get banned for speaking my mind here, but I hate this server's moderation team. Not all of them are bad, but there's so much controversy with power tripping that it doesn't even feel safe being in this server
Yeah if you do the vomit emoji ur cooked
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It's funny they say everyone should feel welcomed here, yet it's a constant fear that just speaking your mind might get you unfairly timed out or banned
Welcome to Discord
I’ll see you later tonight
T-Mobile gives me a discount because I wrote shit down on a clipboard while wearing a military uniform
hey, can i dm you for a sec?
Smell divers, coolamatons
7 own goals 
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hunt down the refund 
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Wait that's against me
The only thing they fear is you
Wait that's against me
Of course it isn't, head to your democracy officer for a free gift from him
The only thing they fear is you
>:]
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I cant play anything but fo4 and fortnite rn my fault 
Of course it isn't, head to your democracy officer for a free gift from him
OK :D
hunt down the refund
you fucked up my faaaceee
You haven't even seen one before it's too amazing for normal eyes
merida?
you fucked up my faaaceee
is your pfp a gonk droid?
God I want Doom: The Dark Ages so fucking bad
hey can i dm you about something
is your pfp a gonk droid?
ye.
merida?
No mean you haven't seen the gif
The sky
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did you guys know that the united states is in the united states
They’re united?
They’re united?
loose definition of the term but yes
did you guys know that the united states is in the united states
I didn't know that
if i was the president of the united states i would declare that florida is another country
Good. We basically are our own country lmao
Good. We basically are our own country lmao
pretty much. you guys need to get your uh... deal together
pretty much. you guys need to get your uh... deal together
If Florida needs to get its act together, why are we appearing in soon to be the biggest entertainment launch in recorded history Grand Theft Auto 6?
if i was the president of the united states i would declare that florida is another country
Nah just nuke it
Nah just nuke it
maybe we could just like reshape florida like pizza dough
Or be like Bugs Bunny and saw it off
that's what i was thinking!
Nah, Florida would be a lot better if all the fucking HMOs didn’t milk your insurance company’s prostate at every chance it gets
And also if [insert long list of reasons here]
And also if [insert long list of reasons here]
Nah, Florida’s great. Just because you read a bunch of bullshit on Facebook doesn’t automatically make it a bad place.
Florida is kind of the appendix of the US, we've outgrown our need for it but somehow it's still here
Exactly
Nah, Florida’s great. Just because you read a bunch of bullshit on Facebook doesn’t automatically make it a bad place.
Maybe
it's a lot of politics that i don't want to get into
Which brings me back to “don’t believe what you see on the Internet”, but I would agree on that note.
Which brings me back to “don’t believe what you see on the Internet”, but I would agree on that note.
i think it's just better off not going into all.. that
Virginia is fucking bullshit. You have a sales tax, then a food tax on top of that, then a state tax, then tax X Y Z L M N O P
What about Alaska
hot take raisin bran is THE best cereal. no dif
Cinnamon Toast Crunch would like to have a word with you.
hot take raisin bran is THE best cereal. no dif
Bet
Cinnamon Toast Crunch would like to have a word with you.
that's just sugar dude. if you like sugar milk just drink eggnog
What about Alaska
It’s a frozen hellscape but Metal Gear Solid takes place there, so it gets a pass.
What is the most inspirational song you guys have ever heard?
For me, it is 3:27 Tenacious D tribute
that's just sugar dude. if you like sugar milk just drink eggnog
So you agree, it’s delicious as frickin heck
It’s a frozen hellscape but Metal Gear Solid takes place there, so it gets a pass.
Wdym Hellscape?
@ShockFyre new fear unlocked: pouring milk and ice cubes before putting your cereal in
How?
@ShockFyre new fear unlocked: pouring milk and ice cubes before putting your cereal in
I actually do put the milk in first lol. It’s quieter
Cinnamon Toast Crunch would like to have a word with you.
cinnamon toast crunch is okay but it's not something i'd eat everyday
I actually do put the milk in first lol. It’s quieter
1. Bowl 2. Cereal 3. Milk
it's a lot of politics that i don't want to get into
Yeah
cinnamon toast crunch is okay but it's not something i'd eat everyday
I’ll eat it if I’m too lazy to actually cook breakfast
1. Bowl 2. Cereal 3. Milk
Milk Bowl Cereal Table
I actually do put the milk in first lol. It’s quieter
this brings up a good point: milk first or cereal first? i usually put cereal first tbh
1. Bowl 2. Cereal 3. Milk
1. Agreed. 2. The sound of the cereal hitting the bowl reverbs. 3. Vodka. Fuck milk.
Milk Bowl Cereal Table
Cereal table bowl milk
1. Agreed. 2. The sound of the cereal hitting the bowl reverbs. 3. Vodka. Fuck milk.
ahh nothing like some good old liver failure in the morning
ahh nothing like some good old liver failure in the morning
I live in Florida dude, you think I wanna stretch this franchise out? 
I live in Florida dude, you think I wanna stretch this franchise out?
that's honestly a fair point
I live in Florida dude, you think I wanna stretch this franchise out?
Married with children, living in Florida, yeah I don't blame you
Married with children, living in Florida, yeah I don't blame you
…how is being married with children a bad thing?
The only thing it would be worse would if the mom of your wife were living with your family and having a disability
But I’m living with your mom
You're older than my mom, at this point it could be considered grooming since you're older than nateorgasm
I’d have to be DMing minors some heinous shit like I’m Dr. Disrespect for it to be considered grooming. And even then, I’m not a scumbag piece of shit.
Like I knew he was a cheating scum fuck but a groomer wasn’t something I’d have considered
I mean, a guy who's nickname is Dr. Disrespect is obviously He's on some heinous stuff
I mean, a guy who's nickname is Dr. Disrespect is obviously He's on some heinous stuff
Yeah but I didn’t think Dr. Disrespect considered himself a pediatrician
Like why can’t we adopt hybrids as the standard instead of all electric? Give me a small electric motor for when I drive in town doing errands and shit, then let it run on gas on the highway.
Idk
Like why can’t we adopt hybrids as the standard instead of all electric? Give me a small electric motor for when I drive in town doing errands and shit, then let it run on gas on the highway.
Yeah. plus you wouldn't need to rework the entire grid for the load when charging.
Who is Baldur and why is his gate so important that we needed to hear about it three times?
He's a badass warrior guy
Yeah but why isn’t the game called like Baldur’s Fist or something
Because he made a city with a big gate
Seriously though, that shit came out of nowhere
Saw it coming a mile away lol
@Matt Craig tiny
Y U so smol?
Y U so smol?
Also haiiii
Also haiiii
Hya! Cute automaton noises
Hya! Cute automaton noises
Picks up like hamburger
no more nice gonk.
Oh no.... not the evil gonk.... freezes in fear
the lads are bringing it home
No
CLANKERSSS RAAAAAAAH
You're with us remember? Also, what up my clanka?
You're with us remember? Also, what up my clanka?
I hate them clankers. I HATE MYSELF CAUSE IM A CLANKER
(@TheQuiver_)
The Boys is such a crazy show, can’t believe they’re doing a crossover episode with Superman and Black Noir 
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I hate them clankers. I HATE MYSELF CAUSE IM A CLANKER
We got a buggy trooper comrades. Someone update his software.
Just found old feastables u think it’s safe to eat
Will give you more bile... So... yes?
Just found old feastables u think it’s safe to eat
It's chocolate, so it should be fine. 1 month after the best-before date is still ok if it's not been opened.
I hate them clankers. I HATE MYSELF CAUSE IM A CLANKER
will there be any discount to the game in the future or sony is that greedy as a turkish 40 dolars is way way way too expensive for me to buy
You on steam?
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I wanna call the mods for this... But most of them are probably into AC too, so...I guess you win.
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I wanna call the mods for this... But most of them are probably into AC too, so...I guess you win.
LETS GOOOO
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more like Armored Snore
more like Armored Snore
Booo. Armored Core is a good game. I just got into the series with AC6
Booo. Armored Core is a good game. I just got into the series with AC6
jk AC4Answer was my shit
jk AC4Answer was my shit
What was the AC game with the white mech in the cinematic
What was the AC game with the white mech in the cinematic
Tbh I don’t recall, I wanna say it was either 3 or 4
I just want pizza
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I try to get into mech games but tbh their very complicated
I try to get into mech games but tbh their very complicated
There was a dope one for Windows 95 that I wish got a new lease on life called Earthsiege
I try to get into mech games but tbh their very complicated
Armored Core is a good mech game because you be zooming and shi
You on steam?
yeah
yeah
On steam I think it's at the same price, the only thing I would recommend to you is buying the key at Eneba or greengaming
I just want pizza
Red Barron
Red Barron
Rot baron
On steam I think it's at the same price, the only thing I would recommend to you is buying the key at Eneba or greengaming
can I trust them to not steal my credit card info ?
yeah
If you wait about... 2 hours I might be able to help.
If you wait about... 2 hours I might be able to help.
its 1 am I can come after 8 hours dawg unless I stay avake until morning yeah I'm awake
Can I dms someone about smth serious
I'm here. But I might not respond right away, since I'm here intermitently rn.
They're trusted key selling websites I wouldn't recommend creating an account since every single site is going to steal your data anyways. Also if you don't trust them you can look for trusted sites in reddit
if its a key I have a card that I can dump maybe I'll buy there
I'm here. But I might not respond right away, since I'm here intermitently rn.
Since you're so servicial, can You make me a sandwich?
its 1 am I can come after 8 hours dawg unless I stay avake until morning yeah I'm awake
I might not make it I migh-
I will be watching the conjuring wish me luck
terrible. i dont like those movies. the ghosts are always inconsistent.
Since you're so servicial, can You make me a sandwich?
I can make it, but delivery services are optional.
I will be watching the conjuring wish me luck
It isn't scary at all dude
Will it be scary?
Yeah, scary as in there will be a lotta jumpscares
Will it be scary?
Screamers and jumpscares, terrible movie
Already seen it a few times
I assume you saw Interstellar?
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Spain on top fr
Not as much as you think honestly
Maybe I will watch a different movie
Human centipede perhaps
Human centipede perhaps
Human centipede perhaps
You have a problem....
Didn't say I like the movie or that is my favorite movie, was just a suggestion since you mentioned disturbing/horror movies.
Disturbing and howthefdoesthatexist is a big difference.
owie
You ok there gonk?
You ok there gonk?
I was replying to that.... damn it gonk
Now it just looks like ur being a jerk to the mods
wait how so
@Moderator git out
"And the Gonk said "Git out" and the lord was banished." Gonk 5 23
@Moderator git out
Why is your PFP not gonk 
still is on my end
wait how so
Cuz it says moderator git out
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I saw what gonk is hiding. And it's terrifying....
He kidnapped the energizer bunny and he's been waisting away for years inside his makeshift gonk stomache prison?
He kidnapped the energizer bunny and he's been waisting away for years inside his makeshift gonk stomache prison?
Gonk uses humans as batteries confirmed?
I was replying to that.... damn it gonk
What was it?
What was it?
Some bible passage/ end of times prophet