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Hell yeah he’s in his 40s now tho
Yeah no, not ringing any bells.
Mind you I also knew nothing of Game of Thrones until late last year, so..
I know nothing of game of thrones
Mind you I also knew nothing of Game of Thrones until late last year, so..
What's the last movie you watched?
What's the last movie you watched?
Godzilla -1
mind blowing that someone wouldn't know who slim shady is, but it makes sense they exist
is slim shady someone else?
is slim shady someone else?
Eminem = slim shady = Marshal Mathers
The only song from him I listen to is Sing for the Moment
based
I got a serious question chat: Linkin Park - Chester Good or bad?
Good Especially if he’s the main vocalist who died cuz man he had a good vocal range
Good Especially if he’s the main vocalist who died cuz man he had a good vocal range
I meant it like Linkin Park (minus) Chester. As in the tracks they did after his death.
I meant it like Linkin Park (minus) Chester. As in the tracks they did after his death.
Oh Never heard them
I got a serious question chat: Linkin Park - Chester Good or bad?
Kinda, new division is a banger
does anyone play destiny 2?
hey 
Mods are a myth
Just like warthogs
Mods are a myth
What was that?! .... Must've been my imagination
What was that?! .... Must've been my imagination
Yes it is your imagintion go back to diving
Yes it is your imagintion go back to diving
I'm going with the⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
girls aren't real
gender is social concepts made by restrooms companies to sell more restrooms
girls aren't real
Real (they’re mean so I refuse to acknowledge them)
girls aren't real
Thanks to Dr. Robotnik they aren't
gender is social concepts made by restrooms companies to sell more restrooms
Facts
The commander in chief of Bolivia's army was fired, cooked up a coup plot in a couple hours, stormed the capital, damaged a gate, was then met by the President face to face on live TV, a debate ensued, and he left. He's now been arrested. Incredible stuff
"My brother in humanity." "YOU ARE A DUDE."
The commander in chief of Bolivia's army was fired, cooked up a coup plot in a couple hours, stormed the capital, damaged a gate, was then met by the President face to face on live TV, a debate ensued, and he left. He's now been arrested. Incredible stuff
Reminds me of Prigozhin, except even more stupid.
Sometimes i wish to die sooner
Don't do that
Don't do that
Not suicide
Not suicide
Well then best way to do it is to gain access to uranium
Well then best way to do it is to gain access to uranium
A form suicide
Reminds me of Prigozhin, except even more stupid.
Prigozhin at least had a reasonable chance at taking Gerasimov and Shoigu. They first went to the command center for the war effort in Ukraine, but the two had left prior to Wagner's arrival and capture of the city, unbeknownst to Wagner. But they HAD been there just prior Then, I suppose feeling forced to commit, they stormed Moscow, but stopped when they realized the effort would be fruitless. They were never after Putin, as far as we know.
Its just this awful world we live in
Counter argument: Garlic bread
Addictions, assholes, killers, greed, stupidity etc
Counter argument: hobbies
Counter argument: hobbies
I dont ignore others dying for wealth
girls aren't real
Thats true, because they scare me a lot
I dont ignore others dying for wealth
I don't either, but neither of us can do anything about it anyway, so why f*ck up my mood with it.
I feel like we're going into territories that don't allow me to be silly
Like what?
Like what?
A pessimistic outlook
I don't either, but neither of us can do anything about it anyway, so why f*ck up my mood with it.
That's when you don't help or protect my friend
A pessimistic outlook
Just saying, im scared of girls that all
Just saying, im scared of girls that all
I know it might be hard but you must approach the opposite gender
I know it might be hard but you must approach the opposite gender
I did, but like just to talk about projects and stuff in college, but nothing else
I did, but like just to talk about projects and stuff in college, but nothing else
Outside of that
im too scared to talk to them 
An action is necessary
What action? All you can do is take these people to court if they do something really stupid, and even then, they have so many lawyers you'd f*ck yourself up more than them. All I can do is donate to causes I believe can change something and vote in people who can do something about it into the government, which is exactly what I'm doing.
Like what do i do? its like "hello, how are you, good, ok, bye"
Try a conversation starter?
What action? All you can do is take these people to court if they do something really stupid, and even then, they have so many lawyers you'd f*ck yourself up more than them. All I can do is donate to causes I believe can change something and vote in people who can do something about it into the government, which is exactly what I'm doing.
Donation or a knife to the neck
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Try a conversation starter?
Oh well...
Oh well...
Be yourself and find the one
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Be yourself and find the one
I always scare them or something, better to not try again
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Riots
We saw how well that worked about 2 years ago in the US, and we see how well that works in Russia right now.
Thats true, because they scare me a lot
shit im doomed x4
Be respectfull and kind, not too slow or fast and being yourself is key
Shit, i dont even rush into conversations SHIIIIIT i dont know what else i have to do 
We saw how well that worked about 2 years ago in the US, and we see how well that works in Russia right now.
Assassination of corrupt leaders
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That just creates more chaos most of the time.
Shit, i dont even rush into conversations SHIIIIIT i dont know what else i have to do
You see, you are overreacting, calm and and act like she a homie, makes things easier
That just creates more chaos most of the time.
Or it'll make others scared to be corrupt
Shit, i dont even rush into conversations SHIIIIIT i dont know what else i have to do
Ask about her hobbies or smth
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Bro the cat
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You must not the cat
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I think the horse was hungry
You see, you are overreacting, calm and and act like she a homie, makes things easier
It's not like that, Its just that it frustrates me a lot that I don't even rush, or push or act weird, but still
You must not the cat
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It's not like that, Its just that it frustrates me a lot that I don't even rush, or push or act weird, but still
Don't think about the chances or the bad, just do what you can
Let's just forget it, I'm just a lost cause
no. that attitude is something that wont help & will only make you put yourself down. you're great, you are just awkward. confidence is important (without being cocky or a dick) treating the girl/guy you're talking to with respect - these are tips most people don't realise are important
Let's just forget it, I'm just a lost cause
And why give up? It makes your life sadder and just makes you lose all the chances and make you regret
you gotta give other people a chance to see that you are great too
Exactly
It's not like that, Its just that it frustrates me a lot that I don't even rush, or push or act weird, but still
Find something to talk about first. If she likes similar music, if you both play an instrument, if you like the same games.... Something.
no. that attitude is something that wont help & will only make you put yourself down. you're great, you are just awkward. confidence is important (without being cocky or a dick) treating the girl/guy you're talking to with respect - these are tips most people don't realise are important
Awkward, I think that's all I am
Awkward, I think that's all I am
Don't overthink, Don't think about the bad AT ALL, be yourself, ask about hobbies, find similiar interests and do them
You got 3 dudes giving you the same advice
Ok
I treat everyone with respect as best as I can
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Awkward, I think that's all I am
we are all awkward in some way or another. if you're able to fight against it & push yourself to still interact it will probably feel horrible at first, but it will get better
I treat everyone with respect as best as I can
Well keep doing that
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we are all awkward in some way or another. if you're able to fight against it & push yourself to still interact it will probably feel horrible at first, but it will get better
Awkward in what way? At least in my case
Awkward in what way? At least in my case
What makes you think you are akward?
Anyway gtg guys, been nice talking to ya
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What makes you think you are akward?
Idk, just the things I say when I'm upset like right now
Just walk around naked and ask them to get freaky
Yeah
Idk, just the things I say when I'm upset like right now
Well you aren't, just a confused brother thats all i see
Anyway gtg guys, been nice talking to ya
Bye
Just walk around naked and ask them to get freaky
Anyway before i go that shit will NOT work
Anyway before i go that shit will NOT work
Trust the process
Anyway before i go that shit will NOT work
I know he's just trolling.
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Obviously
If it's obvious then go do it
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Ayoooo 
A slap for democracy
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All holes blown up
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All holes blown up
maybe i should switch to yours lol
yeah i love their stuff so much. still holding out for a collab with Arrowhead
Your own inability to act will be your biggest downfall
You watch a lot of movies don't you?
You watch a lot of movies don't you?
I haven't watched a single movie since like a month after dune 2 came out and I could watch it for free
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Dey puht de mamstae chif in da soba
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If people are getting more fun by being banned from your discord than playing your game, you are doing something wrong.
i got banned from the Apex legends discord. i think this applies to me
i think this applies to me
i got banned from the Apex legends discord. i think this applies to me
i think this applies to me
What was the reason?
What was the reason?
i said if apex could stop focusing on the pride etc and focus on actual content and fixing their damm sevrers and etc , then people would not complain anymore
i said if apex could stop focusing on the pride etc and focus on actual content and fixing their damm sevrers and etc , then people would not complain anymore
So you just said that apex should stop focusing on pride things and instead fix servers, and for this you got banned? Bruh.
So you just said that apex should stop focusing on pride things and instead fix servers, and for this you got banned? Bruh.
the servers are bad man. everyone is complaining on the discord, twitter, ig and yt
i said if apex could stop focusing on the pride etc and focus on actual content and fixing their damm sevrers and etc , then people would not complain anymore
apex is a bit touchy with its 2-tick servers
apex is a bit touchy with its 2-tick servers
i always get a circle with a bolt every game i play, i play normal then 5 seconds later my game frezzes or slows down and i hate it soo much because it costs me a match
apex is a bit touchy with its 2-tick servers
2 TICK SERVERS?! WHAT??
2 TICK SERVERS?! WHAT??
it's more'n that i'm just making a joke
it's more'n that i'm just making a joke
Oh, nvm then.
someone else open this iont feel like getting flashbanged or something
anyways chat i lowkey cannot interact with women but there are too many at my work am i cooked?
YES
anyways chat i lowkey cannot interact with women but there are too many at my work am i cooked?
Nah, you have to try. Be glad you at least don't have a language barrier like I do.
Nah, you have to try. Be glad you at least don't have a language barrier like I do.
suddenly i have an idea
can the bugs do the thug shaker?
what
Shes saying that she likes pineapple pizza
can the bugs do the thug shaker?
Idk what that is
Shes saying that she likes pineapple pizza
she goes, pinapple does not belong on pizza
aloha
Hello
she goes, pinapple does not belong on pizza
Oh well, that's why you don't say aloha
Oh well, that's why you don't say aloha
should be grateful it's not instantly to the execution
treat them well please 
i actually can't send any of my other gifs cause i'll get banned
it's bad trust me
treat them well please
I was able to send gifs before so, no worries
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I stopped playing early last year
If you ever need to summon the beast within, you know what to do
treat them well please
I was mistreated today, people think it's ok to sit on my lap, I'm not fucking Santa
I was mistreated today, people think it's ok to sit on my lap, I'm not fucking Santa
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I was mistreated today, people think it's ok to sit on my lap, I'm not fucking Santa
No, you're older than Santa
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No, you're older than Santa
And you're a little twat that's going to get some coal this year
I don't care, imma be throwing that coal to your bald head
You're probably receding more than me
Ofc, I could go for some drinks and get drunk
We can have a moderate evening
Hahaha
Oh well I'm upset now, I'll be back after crying for a bit
Bro you are gonna have baby terminids coming out of you
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That a warning or....
woof
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you will get clearly notified if you get a warning.
Hey Niroc can you answer a question
Hey Niroc can you answer a question
What's up?
so anyway what colors are you in magic
I have not played magic since I was 12, so none.
I should start asking @Niroc instead of Shazam too
What?
What?
So I'm trying to find a song it goes doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Cat
Cat
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Purple you pigion fuck you just jumpscared me with that.
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@Niroc you look familiar and your nose looks very boopable
I do?
Something something hurt you Something something desert you
i know it but i dont wanna spoil the fun here
I do?
Do you?
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Well you said I do
Looking into it
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I do?
So I'm trying to find a song it goes doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Oh I know that one. Here it is: https://youtu.be/0atvB9mw9Zg?feature=shared
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You said I do so I guess we're married
You said I do so I guess we're married
Sign here please
No need for a legally binding contract. This connection is as shocking as love at first sight
I now pronounce you Calling in an Eagle
Call in a Tesla tower instead
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good morning citizens of off-topic
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good morning citizens of off-topic
Evening.
i'm gonna be really embarrased if it turns out that everyone with a leftover meridia mission gets to see that number hit 100%
well, technically, that would be how it works, if a planet is liberated, but you happen to have like that one op remaining, any completion will be 100%
I know I am a grown dude but there are some days where I just wanna let out a little feelings. I wanna cry but I got to hold it in
if you're on your own, there's nobody stopping you
i gotta see this helldivers roblox ripoff (darkdivers) already looks like it'll be bad
it's decent
@Foster red or black for a roulette bet in cyberpunk
red
red
YOU TINY
red
Won again red or black?
.....red
Lost..
What is a good mouse. I've had a Razor Taipan for like 8 years or something
Gravastar Mercury
What is a good mouse. I've had a Razor Taipan for like 8 years or something
What price range
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yes im am :c
you are server cat and that good
im cry becasme am stupid and mean and nobdy likes nme and everything hurts L(
it okay buddy your not stupid or mean everyone loves you
modern cod is bad in general
Not true
My problem is the lackluster campagin and stories in the most recent ones
I liked vanguard cold war and mw2 2022s campaighn but this tears was awful
3 was even good when compared to what we have now
Yep
Yeah, that and the fact that the moment to moment gameplay of COD has not changed in 20 years is the reason I have dropped off after the original modern warfares
I take breaks every once ina. While to nor get burnout
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Unless the game has broken range for shotguns
True but still even then why not use them
Oh yeah shotties are fun, boomstick gud
When it comes to cod the gun i use is gonna be based on how satisfieing kills are with it
When it comes to cod the gun i use is gonna be based on how satisfieing kills are with it
Yeah same as melee based combat games, if it's not fun fuck it
just make the first statement accurate
Theres a exception
Also cod has no bad guns
Dxcept battle rifles
just make the first statement accurate
All cats are good
All cats are good
This indeed sounds accurate
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This indeed sounds accurate
Hru guys?
Doing alright, you?
Doing alright, you?
Good looking for helldivers rn
Hru guys?
Aight rn
but im bad :c
Pfff
I honestly don't get radiation sickness, like you held a rock and you feel bad? Grow the fuck up
bro does not understand radiation at all lol
Theres a exception
What an about me
Also cod has no bad guns
Depends on what gun it is some are decent,op or shit
ive nevr played cod lol
Fair enough
ive nevr played cod lol
If you do watch out the player base are sometimes more toxic then a landfill
bro does not understand radiation at all lol
just take some radaway
just take some radaway
That stuff hits like a rampaging Brahmin
like COD MW1 and 2, the original ones were brilliant
NOT THE ORIGINAL COD pushes glasses up into nose
The original Modern Warfare ones you 
so this is the offtopic chat huh
Something along those lines
I won’t get banned for saying the words helldivers 2 in the off topic chat will I?
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