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Lennart
Went there in June last year, so I have an idea about it :D
Good! It’ll be super hot so stay hydrated
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For sure
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mak
Are you prepared for Florida weather?
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:44 PM
CSI Miami
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I don't even know if Miami is in Florida or what
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Bruh bitcoin miner
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Mikhail the silly karpov
I don't even know if Miami is in Florida or what
It is but I'm going to Orlando :D
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Mikhail the silly karpov
I don't even know if Miami is in Florida or what
It is lol
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Porp
Bruh bitcoin miner
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:45 PM
Malware?
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Everyone doing good in here?
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SaltyTheGeek 6/25/2024 4:45 PM
Is the social aspect broken?
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mak
It is lol
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:45 PM
I don't really know since I don't live in the U.S.
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SaltyTheGeek
Is the social aspect broken?
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:45 PM
Wdym?
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Lennart
It is but I'm going to Orlando :D
My favorite restaurant in Orlando is Gyu-Kaku, a Japanese bbq place- if you have time, you should try it out!
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SaltyTheGeek 6/25/2024 4:46 PM
I'm only seeing "please wait democratically" for my friends list.
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mak
My favorite restaurant in Orlando is Gyu-Kaku, a Japanese bbq place- if you have time, you should try it out!
I'll check them out - thanks! :)
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SaltyTheGeek 6/25/2024 4:47 PM
I'm on PS5 and my son is on PC. My friend's list is consistently pending.
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SaltyTheGeek
I'm only seeing "please wait democratically" for my friends list.
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:47 PM
Idk, you should ask that on #troubleshooting
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Idk, you should ask that on #troubleshooting
SaltyTheGeek 6/25/2024 4:47 PM
1Skull_saddiver okay. Ty
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SaltyTheGeek
I'm on PS5 and my son is on PC. My friend's list is consistently pending.
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:48 PM
I wish I had a father like you who played videogames with me
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Caitlyn🍀 6/25/2024 4:54 PM
Team based shooters rlly are the best games to group up and play with people
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Except maybe like stardew
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:54 PM
Hep
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I'm die
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Hep
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Caitlyn🍀
Team based shooters rlly are the best games to group up and play with people
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:55 PM
Only issue, no people
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Caitlyn🍀
Team based shooters rlly are the best games to group up and play with people
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:55 PM
Tarkov
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:55 PM
In Celsius please
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Mikhail the silly karpov
In Celsius please
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:56 PM
Feels like almost 40
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 4:56 PM
Jesus, that's hot
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rip
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:57 PM
Mind you anything over 18C and I'm already sweating
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I'm hoping AC's are more of a norm where you live than here
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Lennart
I'm hoping AC's are more of a norm where you live than here
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:58 PM
AC is a requirement. Not just to keep the temps livable but also to scrub the humidity
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A big heat wave is on the move apparently, we got it last weekend
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John Smel: Chef
AC is a requirement. Not just to keep the temps livable but also to scrub the humidity
It's unusual to have here
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Lennart
It's unusual to have here
UK? I heard they don’t normally have em, idk how true that is
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Europe with no AC https://tenor.com/view/hot-gif-25866515 (edited)
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Lipton
A big heat wave is on the move apparently, we got it last weekend
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 4:59 PM
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Nvm I think it’s just hot around you
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did you just delete my lol fahrenheit comment 😦
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Lipton
UK? I heard they don’t normally have em, idk how true that is
Denmark :)
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John Smel: Chef
Mind you anything over 18C and I'm already sweating
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:00 PM
18 is good, you need to check that
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:01 PM
Heh, farenheit
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Zoinkers
did you just delete my lol fahrenheit comment 😦
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:01 PM
Fahrenheit is the superior heat measurement method
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Lennart
Denmark :)
Ahh, ngl I’ve never left the US, I haven’t even left the East Coast so
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John Smel: Chef
Fahrenheit is the superior heat measurement method
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:01 PM
No, it's Kelvin
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John Smel: Chef
Fahrenheit is the superior heat measurement method
Absolutely not lol
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the only superior is the Metric Bow to the king baby
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Erm whatever America uses is obviously the best guys
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Metric all the way
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Lennart
Absolutely not lol
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:02 PM
Fahrenheit = how hot to human Celsius = how hot to water Kelvin = how hot to atoms
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:02 PM
Yeah, centimeters, meters, kilometers, etc.
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:02 PM
Fahrenheit is king
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king of sadness
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John Smel: Chef
Fahrenheit = how hot to human Celsius = how hot to water Kelvin = how hot to atoms
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:03 PM
🦧
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yards feet ounces 😭
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:03 PM
Inches
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:03 PM
Knots
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Lennart
Metric all the way
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:04 PM
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:05 PM
Vietnam
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cruisin for a bruisin
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It's okay to be wrong 2diverHeart
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John Smel: Chef
Fahrenheit = how hot to human Celsius = how hot to water Kelvin = how hot to atoms
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:08 PM
I’m pretty sure Celsius is what bot lovers prefer… 1skull_akshually
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
I’m pretty sure Celsius is what bot lovers prefer… 1skull_akshually
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:08 PM
Like, 90% of the planet
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:09 PM
Says the bot sympathizer. Alright, commie* (edited)
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Like, 90% of the planet
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:09 PM
You know what 90% of the planet doesn't have
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:09 PM
FREEDOM!! 3diverSalute 3diverSalute 3diverSalute
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:09 PM
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:09 PM
Free Deez nutz
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Merkuh
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Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:10 PM
Yeah? Well we have... Looks behind himself The metric system!
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I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:10 PM
john
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Matt Craig
Yeah? Well we have... Looks behind himself The metric system!
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:11 PM
Ew
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I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:11 PM
you have anymore cursed food
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john
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Whar
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you have anymore cursed food
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Perchance
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Perchance
I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:11 PM
smoldiver
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:11 PM
Think about it this way. What sounds more impressive? 6 ft tall or 1.6 meters
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Ew
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:12 PM
And free heathcare (to a point)
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Matt Craig
And free heathcare (to a point)
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:12 PM
I mean I have free Healthcare so
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Think about it this way. What sounds more impressive? 6 ft tall or 1.6 meters
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:12 PM
Those are your height? Because not even sugarcoating it sounds impressive
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:12 PM
Nah I’m 6’2, I was just giving an example lol
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:13 PM
K midget
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Those are your height? Because not even sugarcoating it sounds impressive
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:13 PM
Those are your grammar? Because you might wanna pick up a dictionary and learn how to speak lmao
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John Smel: Chef
I mean I have free Healthcare so
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:13 PM
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Those are your grammar? Because you might wanna pick up a dictionary and learn how to speak lmao
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:14 PM
English isn't their first language
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Those are your grammar? Because you might wanna pick up a dictionary and learn how to speak lmao
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:14 PM
I'm still improving my English, since it's not my native language.
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:14 PM
Well maybe don’t insult people?
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:14 PM
It's part of learning
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John Smel: Chef
English isn't their first language
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:14 PM
Dawg idc if it ain’t their first language, they don’t have to be an asshole
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:15 PM
Btw, I'm just fooling around.
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:15 PM
Alright Schrödinger
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:15 PM
Wha? You say that because I'm alive and death at the same time?
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Alright Schrödinger
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:16 PM
Ah Bl*at. Here we go again...
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Dawg idc if it ain’t their first language, they don’t have to be an asshole
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:16 PM
Everyone is aware that 6'2 is tall. He was making a joke. you were the asshole.
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Think about it this way. What sounds more impressive? 6 ft tall or 1.6 meters
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:17 PM
depends on how you define a foot...
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John Smel: Chef
Everyone is aware that 6'2 is tall. He was making a joke. you were the asshole.
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:17 PM
Jokes are supposed to have punchlines. Like GR just made a moderately funny joke. Straight up insulting someone and saying “I’m just Jk!” Isn’t funny and never has been.
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Matt Craig
depends on how you define a foot...
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:18 PM
A toe
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Jokes are supposed to have punchlines. Like GR just made a moderately funny joke. Straight up insulting someone and saying “I’m just Jk!” Isn’t funny and never has been.
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:18 PM
It was pretty funny....
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Think about it this way. What sounds more impressive? 6 ft tall or 1.6 meters
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:23 PM
What's easier to say? 0.01 mm or 0.0003937008 in? (I use these sorts of measurements all the time) (edited)
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What's easier to say? 0.01 mm or 0.0003937008 in? (I use these sorts of measurements all the time) (edited)
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:24 PM
the first one is easier, the second one is cooler cuz it sounds ultra super small
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Matt Craig
What's easier to say? 0.01 mm or 0.0003937008 in? (I use these sorts of measurements all the time) (edited)
🤏 this small
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:25 PM
DAYUM! looks clean bro. cool top btw
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
DAYUM! looks clean bro. cool top btw
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:25 PM
it does, the artist is fking amazing. I love this tbh
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:25 PM
you got tats on the other arm?
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:26 PM
yea paw prints from all the pets I have / had
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:26 PM
that's really sweet. good way to remember em
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:26 PM
yea, they do leave a mark in you somewhere always
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Jokes are supposed to have punchlines. Like GR just made a moderately funny joke. Straight up insulting someone and saying “I’m just Jk!” Isn’t funny and never has been.
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:27 PM
The punchline is hidden in the context of the conversation, and its not hard to see. >I'm 6'2
  • lol midget. It's nonsensical at its core. Taking offense to it just means you have remarkably thin skin
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:27 PM
How do you post images?
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:27 PM
you might need to have a certain number of messages on the discord server to unlock image posting superpowers
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:27 PM
Anyway it's just fruit for thought. It's words on a screen bud. Don't take things so personal
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John Smel: Chef
The punchline is hidden in the context of the conversation, and its not hard to see. >I'm 6'2
  • lol midget. It's nonsensical at its core. Taking offense to it just means you have remarkably thin skin
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:27 PM
google "is midget a slur" on google and you'll see why i'm staunchly defending my point lmao
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John Smel: Chef
The punchline is hidden in the context of the conversation, and its not hard to see. >I'm 6'2
  • lol midget. It's nonsensical at its core. Taking offense to it just means you have remarkably thin skin
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
The joke was far from his grasp
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
google "is midget a slur" on google and you'll see why i'm staunchly defending my point lmao
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
Yeah, when used against small people. Are you a small person?
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
you might need to have a certain number of messages on the discord server to unlock image posting superpowers
I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
but this channel shouldnt have image perms, how did you get pass that
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
I've no idea bro D8
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I_sea_Cats
but this channel shouldnt have image perms, how did you get pass that
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
That's what I'm asking
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I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:28 PM
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John Smel: Chef
Yeah, when used against small people. Are you a small person?
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:29 PM
Counterpoint, I'm white, and if i got called a racial slur that didn't apply to my race, it'd still be a slur.
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Mikhail the silly karpov
That's what I'm asking
I_sea_Cats 6/25/2024 5:29 PM
ikr
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Mikhail the silly karpov
That's what I'm asking
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:29 PM
am I... better than everyone? /gen
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
google "is midget a slur" on google and you'll see why i'm staunchly defending my point lmao
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:29 PM
Anything can be a slur and at the same time nothing can be, depending entirely on the context and the intent behind it. I can call my buddies sh*theads, but nobody gets offended when we all understand I'm not meaning it as an insult.
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
am I... better than everyone? /gen
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:29 PM
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Counterpoint, I'm white, and if i got called a racial slur that didn't apply to my race, it'd still be a slur.
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:30 PM
Correct. But given the context, is it offensive even though you obviously are not a target of the slur? Or is it funny because it make no sense
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Anything can be a slur and at the same time nothing can be, depending entirely on the context and the intent behind it. I can call my buddies sh*theads, but nobody gets offended when we all understand I'm not meaning it as an insult.
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:31 PM
Just because the shoe aint fit doesn't mean it isn't a slur dawg. Just because the guy is bad at speaking english cuz it aint his first language doesnt mean he gets to be an asshole to people. Yeah you can call your buddies whatever, because its all in good faith, but calling a random stranger a shithead doesn't necessarily have the same implications, you feel?
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:31 PM
If someone came up to me and called me a racial epithet to my face, I would laugh at them. Because ita stupid. It's funny.
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:32 PM
Look, if you were joking @Mikhail the silly karpov i do apologize, but please dont insult random people? Deprecating humor when directed at others is just rude.
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Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people & not getting punched in the face for it - Mike Tyson.
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:32 PM
Christ
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Just because the shoe aint fit doesn't mean it isn't a slur dawg. Just because the guy is bad at speaking english cuz it aint his first language doesnt mean he gets to be an asshole to people. Yeah you can call your buddies whatever, because its all in good faith, but calling a random stranger a shithead doesn't necessarily have the same implications, you feel?
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:32 PM
That's exactly what I'm saying. There has to be context and intent to be harmful. None of that is occurring here, since John being smol is a long running joke (at least from what I gather)
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Matt Craig
That's exactly what I'm saying. There has to be context and intent to be harmful. None of that is occurring here, since John being smol is a long running joke (at least from what I gather)
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:33 PM
Nah but it was me who got insulted over literally a discussion over the metric system, which we all know is better, where I was simply jokingly defending imperial
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The punchline is hidden in the context of the conversation, and its not hard to see. >I'm 6'2
  • lol midget. It's nonsensical at its core. Taking offense to it just means you have remarkably thin skin
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:33 PM
If I could reach all the way up there I'd give ya a slap
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:33 PM
Bro "NateGoregasm" is typing that is a crazy name
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Hi
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Nah but it was me who got insulted over literally a discussion over the metric system, which we all know is better, where I was simply jokingly defending imperial
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
And I entirely got that joke and was going along with it.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
What's crackalackin
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Nah but it was me who got insulted over literally a discussion over the metric system, which we all know is better, where I was simply jokingly defending imperial
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
If you define that as an insult bro you're lost. You need to hang around more blue collar folk
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Look, if you were joking @Mikhail the silly karpov i do apologize, but please dont insult random people? Deprecating humor when directed at others is just rude.
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
I also don't like when called inferior for using Celsius or the metric system
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
If I could reach all the way up there I'd give ya a slap
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
see that's rather funny
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
What's crackalackin
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:34 PM
What the clank are you doing here?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:35 PM
It's all mostly light hearted
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Mikhail the silly karpov
I also don't like when called inferior for using Celsius or the metric system
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:35 PM
when did I call you inferior?
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Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:35 PM
How's it goin'? (edited)
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everyone getting triggered
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Zoinkers
everyone getting triggered
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:35 PM
Nah just one guy
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Matt Craig
What the clank are you doing here?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:35 PM
I don't like this heat, gimme 18°C
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Says the bot sympathizer. Alright, commie* (edited)
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
Well, not inferior, but you made fun of me for using the metric system
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I don't like this heat, gimme 18°C
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
Real
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I don't like this heat, gimme 18°C
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
I got like 27°C.. Does that help?
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Well, not inferior, but you made fun of me for using the metric system
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
Your role is bot sympathizer, who in the game are communists or whatever.
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Real
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Matt Craig
I got like 27°C.. Does that help?
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
It's a damn sight better than what I got right now
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Real
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
Bruv it's just balls soup here rn
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everyone getting triggered
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:36 PM
I'm fine, I was about to greet Nate the Matusaleah
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
Your role is bot sympathizer, who in the game are communists or whatever.
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:37 PM
4robo_automaton helldivers face calculator calculated resistance from the bots
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
4robo_automaton helldivers face calculator calculated resistance from the bots
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:37 PM
You can pry my liber-tea from my cold dead hands you red scourge
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Mikhail the silly karpov
I'm fine, I was about to greet Nate the Matusaleah
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:37 PM
Father of Time
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bots are forever misunderstood
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Matt Craig
I got like 27°C.. Does that help?
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:37 PM
I should consider heat from 25°C
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Bruv it's just balls soup here rn
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
I'd say the Burst is coming sooner than expected... But yeah, I doubt anyone gets that joke.
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Bruv it's just balls soup here rn
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
Translating freedom units to wrong units, it's about 40°C here. With 52% humidity
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John Smel: Chef
Translating freedom units to wrong units, it's about 40°C here. With 52% humidity
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
Yeah, that's freaking hot, at least you don't have a fever or som
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John Smel: Chef
Translating freedom units to wrong units, it's about 40°C here. With 52% humidity
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
At least our 0°C means actual 0. (edited)
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Matt Craig
At least our 0°C means actual 0. (edited)
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
Not really tho
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
it's 69*F here and 50% humidity. Got a high of 87 here though
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:38 PM
Actual 0 is 0 kelvin
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Matt Craig
I'd say the Burst is coming sooner than expected... But yeah, I doubt anyone gets that joke.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
Explain it in DMs so I can save you some public embarrassment
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Matt Craig
At least our 0°C means actual 0. (edited)
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
That's where you're wrong
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John Smel: Chef
Actual 0 is 0 kelvin
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
Good point. Conclusion: they both suck I shall be using kelvin from now on (edited)
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John Smel: Chef
Actual 0 is 0 kelvin
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
Yep, that's why Kelvin is better
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bots are forever misunderstood
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
That's what they want us to think, sympathy is for the weak
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
GUYS ITS 293* IN MY HOUSE!!!
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Yep, that's why Kelvin is better
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:39 PM
Kelvin is mostly just situational.
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John Smel: Chef
Kelvin is mostly just situational.
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
It's 300°K here right now.
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John Smel: Chef
Kelvin is mostly just situational.
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
You use it for chemistry and physics
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25 Celsius here with 63 humidity
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
I found myself in a Kelvin situation once
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
Kelvin is too close to Melvin tbh, I can't take Melvins seriously
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
It's 29°C here This is racist
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
Kelvin is too close to Melvin tbh, I can't take Melvins seriously
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
Calvin on the other hand is pretty cool. Calvin and Hobbes...
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
Why would I use a measurement centered around how excited the electrons are
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
It's 29°C here This is racist
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
How?
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:40 PM
Fuck them electrons
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I am exposed to Celsius all the time but I still can't figure out what it relates to. Is 25C hot? cold? I know 100C is boiling and 0 is frozen.
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John Smel: Chef
Why would I use a measurement centered around how excited the electrons are
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Why not?
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Mikhail the silly karpov
How?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Because it's trying to attack me
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I am exposed to Celsius all the time but I still can't figure out what it relates to. Is 25C hot? cold? I know 100C is boiling and 0 is frozen.
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
25 Celcius is slightly above room temp
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
25 Celcius is slightly above room temp
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Room tempt is 18 frfr
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Or if you're out in the sun it's scorching hot really, but I'm a Finn so what do I know
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John Smel: Chef
Why would I use a measurement centered around how excited the electrons are
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Because it's all arbitrary values anyway, so what's the point? Let's have some fun.
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
Anything higher and I'm not coming over you fucking lizard
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Niroc
I am exposed to Celsius all the time but I still can't figure out what it relates to. Is 25C hot? cold? I know 100C is boiling and 0 is frozen.
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:41 PM
that's why *F is best for the human body's measurements in my opinion. Big number = really warm, little number = cold
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John Smel: Chef
Anything higher and I'm not coming over you fucking lizard
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
laughs in 21°C
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Ello
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Builder!
Ello
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
Elle
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John Smel: Chef
Anything higher and I'm not coming over you fucking lizard
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
ay yo I feel like 18 is kinda on the cooler side, like it's extremely nice for your bedroom for sleep but a bit chilly otherwise
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All I know is that it's a number with a letter attached to it.
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that's why *F is best for the human body's measurements in my opinion. Big number = really warm, little number = cold
Nope,
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Matt Craig
laughs in 21°C
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
TERRARIUM. LIZARD.
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John Smel: Chef
Room tempt is 18 frfr
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BRUV
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Elle
Hru?
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
ay yo I feel like 18 is kinda on the cooler side, like it's extremely nice for your bedroom for sleep but a bit chilly otherwise
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
I agree
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
Give 18°
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Builder!
Hru?
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:42 PM
HUR?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
I think it's time for a cold passion fruit Rubicon
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
I'll die on the *F hill. For democracy
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John Smel: Chef
TERRARIUM. LIZARD.
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
My body temp is 35. I don't wanna lose heat to the environment. That's energy. Energy is food And food is expensive.
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
rn we got a heatwave going on in southern Finland and it's a lil too much for me tbh
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON
rn we got a heatwave going on in southern Finland and it's a lil too much for me tbh
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
Matt Damon
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Matt Craig
My body temp is 35. I don't wanna lose heat to the environment. That's energy. Energy is food And food is expensive.
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
You're losing energy either way
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Live a little
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Matt Damon
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:43 PM
Myaatt Daaaymon
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Matt Craig
My body temp is 35. I don't wanna lose heat to the environment. That's energy. Energy is food And food is expensive.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
What is your optimum oil temperature?
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
Autobots, roll out
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
Interstellar was insanely difficult to sit through recently, because I had JUST watched team america
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OptimusPrime
Autobots, roll out
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
The chat killer 😂
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Listen let's all just agree that the average room temp needs to be 18C or it's too hot
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John Smel: Chef
You're losing energy either way
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
But not as much... Actually, since we're on this... The international room temp is defined as 20°C That's where my parts have to hold tolerance, so that's what I call room temp.
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Myaatt Daaaymon
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:44 PM
The greatest actor to ever live...
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Niroc
Listen let's all just agree that the average room temp needs to be 18C or it's too hot
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:45 PM
Agreed
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
What is your optimum oil temperature?
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:45 PM
....About 69°C
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Niroc
Listen let's all just agree that the average room temp needs to be 18C or it's too hot
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:45 PM
10ºC better
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-20C is best
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:45 PM
-35ºC better
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Niroc
-20C is best
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:45 PM
I prefer absolute zero
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Ah yes, peak gamer operating temp, absolute zero, maximum FPS
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OptimusPrime
I prefer absolute zero
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
I mean... You're used to it from space so....
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Niroc
Ah yes, peak gamer operating temp, absolute zero, maximum FPS
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
Optimum (see what I did there) in all ways
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
I can handle -35°C but only that nice dry cold
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Matt Craig
But not as much... Actually, since we're on this... The international room temp is defined as 20°C That's where my parts have to hold tolerance, so that's what I call room temp.
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
Disagree. When it's warmer, your heart has to pump hard and faster to circulate blood. Your skin produces sweat as a heat wicking mechanism to disperse the extra body heat from your blood moving more frequently. That's more energy expenditure
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I can handle -35°C but only that nice dry cold
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
Yeah, since you lived the ice age (edited)
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:46 PM
Plus testes are not the bestes with heat
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I can handle -35°C but only that nice dry cold
Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
-20 to -25 celcius is like, bearable but already arctic
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Plus testes are not the bestes with heat
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
He's talking from experience guys
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
and any wind with that is like nope see you in june l8r
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Yeah, since you lived the ice age (edited)
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
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OptimusPrime
He's talking from experience guys
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
I deployed to the middle east. Mans is right
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John Smel: Chef
Disagree. When it's warmer, your heart has to pump hard and faster to circulate blood. Your skin produces sweat as a heat wicking mechanism to disperse the extra body heat from your blood moving more frequently. That's more energy expenditure
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
I spent about 2 years working 8 hour days in -15°C. So I might be a bit biassed...
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OptimusPrime
He's talking from experience guys
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:47 PM
It can actually be really dangerous, we must always be aware (edited)
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Matt Craig
I spent about 2 years working 8 hour days in -15°C. So I might be a bit biassed...
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
That sounds phenomenal
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
ok now youre starting to piss me off being able to send gifs and pic
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Mikhail the silly karpov
ok now youre starting to piss me off being able to send gifs and pic
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
You can do it too botbrain
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
Nah he just called you a colossal fossil A caveman A prehistoric remnant
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Helldaiva-san | SES MYATT DAYMON 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
huh just like that I actually no longer can send pictures
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
You can do it too botbrain
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
no i cant
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John Smel: Chef
I deployed to the middle east. Mans is right
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
Ooh for how long were you deployed?
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John Smel: Chef
That sounds phenomenal
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:48 PM
Imagine having to pick up smal objects in that temperature. Not fun. Luckily I'm not there anymore.
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Mikhail the silly karpov
no i cant
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
You on mobile or PC?
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
im on both rn (edited)
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Mikhail the silly karpov
ok now youre starting to piss me off being able to send gifs and pic
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
Fucking scourge...
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
cuca y cola
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John Smel: Chef
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
The best until someone decides to piss in it(it's never good) (edited)
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Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:49 PM
John... Stahp it. or I'll make you even smoller than you already are.
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Matt Craig
Imagine having to pick up smal objects in that temperature. Not fun. Luckily I'm not there anymore.
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:50 PM
Brother I'm an aircraft mechanic. I've lived that life in the bitter cold and the intense heat
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Cold is best
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Cold is best
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:50 PM
I don't enjoy having my fingers frozen solid is all.
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OptimusPrime
The best until someone decides to piss in it(it's never good) (edited)
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:50 PM
That just adds a lil extra kick. Like msg
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:50 PM
@Mikhail the silly karpov on mobile, press the smiley face emoji button next to send and then select GIFs tab. It won't let me send from GBoard but the Discord one works fine
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:50 PM
Also reproducing in the heat (that's what I'm going to call it) sounds really uncomfortable, sweaty and sticky...
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
Nah it's fine
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John Smel: Chef
That just adds a lil extra kick. Like msg
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
Noooooooooo why did you have to say that 😭
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Matt Craig
I don't enjoy having my fingers frozen solid is all.
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
you were about to say nipples dont you?
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OptimusPrime
Noooooooooo why did you have to say that 😭
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
Give you a little of that umami flavor
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
Hahahaha FFS
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@Mikhail the silly karpov on mobile, press the smiley face emoji button next to send and then select GIFs tab. It won't let me send from GBoard but the Discord one works fine
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:51 PM
Doesn't work for me
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John Smel: Chef
Give you a little of that umami flavor
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
Nah that piss sounds nasty af
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OptimusPrime
Doesn't work for me
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
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Mikhail the silly karpov
you were about to say nipples dont you?
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
Luckily those were behind like 4 layers of clothing at that point. I'm not insane(mostly) (edited)
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
Off topic has confirmed piss is umami Thanks mate @John Smel: Chef
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Off topic has confirmed piss is umami Thanks mate @John Smel: Chef
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
Tune in next time for more useless information
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John Smel: Chef
Tune in next time for more useless information
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:52 PM
You got a live stream for that?
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Off topic has confirmed piss is umami Thanks mate @John Smel: Chef
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:53 PM
'if you ever need flavour, piss in it' - @John Smel: Chef
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:53 PM
Robinson's Fruit Shoot just took on a new meaning...
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Robinson's Fruit Shoot just took on a new meaning...
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:53 PM
It's never been fruit
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OptimusPrime
'if you ever need flavour, piss in it' - @John Smel: Chef
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:53 PM
I got all the flavor I need and more
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:54 PM
Muthafucka
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I was about to make food
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John Smel: Chef
I got all the flavor I need and more
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:54 PM
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen today
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I was about to make food
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:54 PM
Same 😭. Are you British by chance?
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John Smel: Chef
I got all the flavor I need and more
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:54 PM
Is this available through Door Dash or Uber Eats
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OptimusPrime
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen today
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:55 PM
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OptimusPrime
Same 😭. Are you British by chance?
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:55 PM
I am an Imperial
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:55 PM
Not actually as bad, I can just convince myself it's burnt spaghetti
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OptimusPrime
Not actually as bad, I can just convince myself it's burnt spaghetti
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:55 PM
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
Furball stuck in throat just cough it out
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Matt Craig 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
SOME OF US ARE EATING HERE!
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SOME OF US ARE EATING HERE!
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
Skill issue
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
Gods revoke image perms
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Skill issue
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I am an Imperial
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
Nice, I am also a subject of the monarchy. God save the king. God also revoke smoldivers image perms
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:56 PM
@John Smel: Chef outta curiosity, what'd you do in the middle east?
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:57 PM
Please don't tell me that was you though
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
@John Smel: Chef outta curiosity, what'd you do in the middle east?
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:57 PM
Fix jets
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Fix jets
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:57 PM
gotcha gotcha. what types?
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:57 PM
Heavy aircraft
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Not fighters
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Now with chlorine taste
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:58 PM
Some guy dm'd me asking if I was interested about the trash can, I said yes and he hasn't replied. Did I do something wrong?
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Heavy aircraft
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 5:58 PM
So like transports?
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OptimusPrime
The best until someone decides to piss in it(it's never good) (edited)
Just dont eat yellow and brown snow
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Now with chlorine taste
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:58 PM
A perfect compliment to
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Some guy dm'd me asking if I was interested about the trash can, I said yes and he hasn't replied. Did I do something wrong?
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:58 PM
Keep in mind this was 7 hours ago whilst I was at work
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Keep in mind this was 7 hours ago whilst I was at work
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:58 PM
On work experience* (technically work)
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john's images and gifs are crimes against humanity
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john's images and gifs are crimes against humanity
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:59 PM
I am the terror of off topic.
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Just dont eat yellow and brown snow
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:59 PM
Lemon flavoured snow
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Mikhail the silly karpov
you were about to say nipples dont you?
Or just banana stick?
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john's images and gifs are crimes against humanity
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 5:59 PM
John's images violate the Geneva conventions
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Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel
So like transports?
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 5:59 PM
Something like that
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ender | king of :3 and the tism 6/25/2024 5:59 PM
@Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel creature of steel
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John Smel: Chef
A perfect compliment to
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:00 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
I was about to make food
Flavor copying time!
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Burr
Flavor copying time!
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:00 PM
I can't eat now
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Burr
Flavor copying time!
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:00 PM
I have the perfect blend of flavors
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John Smel: Chef
I have the perfect blend of flavors
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 6:00 PM
Don't do it
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:00 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:01 PM
57K Followers, 67 Following, 426 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from sucCHEFful (@succhefful)
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John Smel: Chef
A perfect compliment to
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:02 PM
ngl, that would compliment my dinner nicely.... And I hate it.
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OptimusPrime
Some guy dm'd me asking if I was interested about the trash can, I said yes and he hasn't replied. Did I do something wrong?
He just went to post office to send it
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:02 PM
Because you're disgusting please enjoy this
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:02 PM
The sweetness of the fruit loops The saltiness of the Ramen The heartiness of the spaghetti o's The savory hot dog
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Were activating every taste bud
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ender | king of :3 and the tism
@Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel creature of steel
Skyward | SES Sentinel of Steel 6/25/2024 6:02 PM
I luv muh aircraft, especially the ww2 and far future kind
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John Smel: Chef
Were activating every taste bud
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:03 PM
That's a ten
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
That's a ten
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:03 PM
I got the reference.
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John Smel: Chef
The sweetness of the fruit loops The saltiness of the Ramen The heartiness of the spaghetti o's The savory hot dog
And dont forget "special" souce
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Burr
He just went to post office to send it
OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 6:03 PM
Makes sense 😭
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John Smel: Chef
I got the reference.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:04 PM
How do I make the lip smacking sound in text form
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John Smel: Chef
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 6:04 PM
insert disintegrating meme gif
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:04 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
How do I make the lip smacking sound in text form
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:04 PM
Hahahahahahaha
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:04 PM
Tantalizing
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Tantalizing
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:05 PM
sensational
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Deeep licked
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John Smel: Chef
sensational
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:08 PM
Dude that ice cream taster video always makes me laugh
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aloha
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:13 PM
I used my powers today and got 3 packs of bagels for free (edited)
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Boopsie
aloha
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:13 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
How do I make the lip smacking sound in text form
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:13 PM
Sntck sntck sntck
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Triangle
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:13 PM
Illuminati confirmed
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John Smel: Chef
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:13 PM
Shit is not centered
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Illuminati confirmed
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:14 PM
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:14 PM
God, fuck, why???
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:14 PM
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Mikhail the silly karpov
God, fuck, why???
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:15 PM
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Ok that's bad
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:15 PM
Oh fuck off that's the worst
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:15 PM
Funny
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Oh fuck off that's the worst
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:16 PM
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:17 PM
They were disowned by their family
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
They were disowned by their family
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:18 PM
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C.4258, MessHall Minister of War 6/25/2024 6:18 PM
i love these vids
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:18 PM
Dude wielded that with his pp (edited)
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Dude wielded that with his pp (edited)
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:19 PM
I'm a professional welder
6:20 PM
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OptimusPrime 6/25/2024 6:20 PM
You welded that with rocks
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:20 PM
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OptimusPrime
You welded that with rocks
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:21 PM
Well yeah how else will it be sturdy
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:22 PM
Ahahahaha
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:22 PM
NO. We out here rawdoggin life fam (edited)
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:22 PM
Christ John
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Christ John
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:23 PM
Gang gang
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John Smel: Chef
Gang gang
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:23 PM
Fr fr no cap
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Fr fr no cap
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:23 PM
💯
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Jynx The Irish Lassie 6/25/2024 6:23 PM
Hello
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:24 PM
That's gang ong frfr no 🧢 💯 💯 💯 🔥 🗣
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This is why this channel can't have nice things.
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John Smel: Chef
That's gang ong frfr no 🧢 💯 💯 💯 🔥 🗣
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:24 PM
Even typing that out makes you want to die, admit it
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Even typing that out makes you want to die, admit it
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:24 PM
A small price to pay for cringemaxxing
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John Smel: Chef
A small price to pay for cringemaxxing
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:25 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:25 PM
🫡
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shout out to dr disrespect the two time back to back
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Niroc
This is why this channel can't have nice things.
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:25 PM
We have nice things, black ops 1 guy
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Zoinkers
shout out to dr disrespect the two time back to back
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:26 PM
Never watched him
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whole drama unfolding right now,
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:26 PM
There's always drama unfolding.
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John Smel: Chef
A small price to pay for cringemaxxing
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:27 PM
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:27 PM
But when you adopt the IDGAFLMTFA lifestyle, none of it matters
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@DerpySlurpee what game was that wrong discord screenshot for?
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Democratic Sapper Techno 6/25/2024 6:28 PM
Me glancing at the galactic war channel for 2 seconds
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Axas
@DerpySlurpee what game was that wrong discord screenshot for?
DerpySlurpee 6/25/2024 6:28 PM
darktide
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Absurdly Spooky 6/25/2024 6:28 PM
Has the drama stopped here
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:28 PM
There was drama?
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ah nifty, thanks
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John Smel: Chef
There was drama?
Absurdly Spooky 6/25/2024 6:29 PM
You were there
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Absurdly Spooky
You were there
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:29 PM
Ain't no drama around me bucko
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Democratic Sapper Techno 6/25/2024 6:29 PM
I’ll start some drama
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Democratic Sapper Techno
I’ll start some drama
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
You will die
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Absurdly Spooky
You were there
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Democratic Sapper Techno
Me glancing at the galactic war channel for 2 seconds
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
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John Smel: Chef
Ain't no drama around me bucko
Absurdly Spooky 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
I will shit yourself
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Absurdly Spooky
I will shit yourself
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
DO IT COWARD
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John Smel: Chef
You will die
Democratic Sapper Techno 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
More like John dumbdiver
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John Smel: Chef
DO IT COWARD
Absurdly Spooky 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
Check your balls
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Absurdly Spooky
Check your balls
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:30 PM
h-holy shit
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chat help me, should i buy new cpu or onion ring + shadow of big tree?
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Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:31 PM
DAMN John. Y U so cute?
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zepitki
chat help me, should i buy new cpu or onion ring + shadow of big tree?
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:31 PM
Cpu
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John Smel: Chef
Cpu
john has spoken, and so it will be
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Absurdly Spooky
Check your balls
the microplastic ooze waved at me
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zepitki
john has spoken, and so it will be
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:31 PM
depends on what CPU it is...
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Matt Craig
DAMN John. Y U so cute?
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:32 PM
I'm not cute. I'm handsome
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Matt Craig
depends on what CPU it is...
ryzen 7 5700x3D
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:32 PM
My ma said so
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zepitki
ryzen 7 5700x3D
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:32 PM
A little older but still awesome. The x3D line is some black magic I tell ya.
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John Smel: Chef
My ma said so
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:33 PM
You're handsome AND cute houbouthat?
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nah henry cavill is handsome
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Matt Craig
A little older but still awesome. The x3D line is some black magic I tell ya.
i have a ryzen 5 3600 and im not planning on jumping to AM5. I am too broke
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if you're not like henry cavill you're not handsome
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zepitki
i have a ryzen 5 3600 and im not planning on jumping to AM5. I am too broke
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:34 PM
Understandable. Especially when you consider you'd have to upgrade pretty much half your system for that.
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Matt Craig
Understandable. Especially when you consider you'd have to upgrade pretty much half your system for that.
yeah literally, so i figured id get a higher end cpu on AM4 within my budget. but then elden ring, and ive never played kinda wanna try (edited)
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zepitki
yeah literally, so i figured id get a higher end cpu on AM4 within my budget. but then elden ring, and ive never played kinda wanna try (edited)
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:35 PM
I hear people complaining that it's too hard. I don't really know, since the only souls like I played was Hollow knight.
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I play helldive only, my middle name is hard citizenshock (edited)
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Zoinkers
the microplastic ooze waved at me
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:36 PM
O ZONE???
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zepitki
I play helldive only, my middle name is hard citizenshock (edited)
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:36 PM
3diverSalute
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:36 PM
Elden ring is not hard lol
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Mikhail the silly karpov
O ZONE???
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:36 PM
Alo, salut sunt eu un haiduc 🎶
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John Smel: Chef
Elden ring is not hard lol
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 6:37 PM
People say the DLC is. Complaining about difficulty in a from soft game is like complaining that your nuggies are hot tbh.
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Democratic Sapper Techno 6/25/2024 6:37 PM
the DLC is hard, trying to beat it before it gets nerfed because of scrubs
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:42 PM
I remember beating bloodborne before all the quality of life updates
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Matt Craig
A little older but still awesome. The x3D line is some black magic I tell ya.
Oh, my good ol' voodoo 1...
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John Smel: Chef
Ain't no drama around me bucko
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:44 PM
Only shitposting
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Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm
Only shitposting
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:45 PM
I do be shitposting
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John Smel: Chef
I do be shitposting
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 6:45 PM
Best posting
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Alo, salut sunt eu un haiduc 🎶
iubirea mea
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:47 PM
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Zoinkers
iubirea mea
Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:47 PM
Not only you missed the lyrics, you sounded weird
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Mikhail the silly karpov
Not only you missed the lyrics, you sounded weird
it's just "my love" or "my beloved"
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 6:48 PM
Yeah, but there's more lyrics before that
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yes, but i don't care
6:49 PM
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What’s geekin mean
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SaigeB
What’s geekin mean
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 6:54 PM
Honestly, no idea
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Greetings
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Hello there
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Ants can survive their terminal velocity so you could drop them from like a 5 story building and they’d be fine
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:01 PM
You could drop them from 30,000 feet and they'd be fine
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Mikhail the silly karpov 6/25/2024 7:02 PM
Did anyone of you got a DM from a guy named Ron?
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John Smel: Chef
Honestly, no idea
It means to be REALLY high or highly intoxicated
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Narvakia
It means to be REALLY high or highly intoxicated
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:02 PM
The more you know
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John Smel: Chef
The more you know
Another adjacent word is "Tweaking" (edited)
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Narvakia
Another adjacent word is "Tweaking" (edited)
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:03 PM
Nah that's just me without caffeine
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They both mean "in a state of excitement" too
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Beeromancer 6/25/2024 7:04 PM
Don't know if anyone has seen The Gamers movies, but the last movie is kickstarting now. 5 days to go. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1464770493/gamers-4-dorkness-falls?ref=user_menu
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John Smel: Chef
I remember beating bloodborne before all the quality of life updates
Yo, you remember the "Bloodborne" loading screens and the Crowfeather Garb cape being long af
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Jiik
Yo, you remember the "Bloodborne" loading screens and the Crowfeather Garb cape being long af
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:04 PM
The true horror of the game.
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Damn, those were the days
7:05 PM
I was 14 🤯
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John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:05 PM
I ain't worried about losing souls. I don't wanna look at a static bloodborne screen for 10 FUCKIN MINUTES
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Bloodborne
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black ops 1 guy 6/25/2024 7:05 PM
black ops 1 guy
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"damn I died and forgot what game I was playing"
7:06 PM
Black ops 1 guy, what is your favorite black ops 1 wonder weapon Or I guess 1-der weapon
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Jiik
Bloodborne
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:06 PM
Me when i faced against rom the first time (seriously those arcane missiles were stupid)
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John Smel: Chef
Me when i faced against rom the first time (seriously those arcane missiles were stupid)
Don't remind me oh god
7:07 PM
That shit and the chikage got insanely nerfed
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black ops 1 guy
black ops 1 guy
Grand Lord of Beans NateGoregasm 6/25/2024 7:07 PM
black ops 1 guy
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But the thing is, "insanely nerfed" for Rom was like, not even that big lol
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Jiik
But the thing is, "insanely nerfed" for Rom was like, not even that big lol
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:08 PM
Bloodtinge builds were so fuckin pog tho (edited)
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Like the chikage. You're gonna do crazy damage... but also oh hey your health is constantly draining. Better do it fast bitch
7:10 PM
Bloodborne is the best game in the whole franchise
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MARSOC_Rmc 6/25/2024 7:10 PM
When is the diligence gonna get a buff
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MARSOC_Rmc
When is the diligence gonna get a buff
John Smel: Chef 6/25/2024 7:10 PM
Off topic channel.
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scythe enjoyer 6/25/2024 7:14 PM
i ate the diligence buff, sorry 1skull_sad
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John Smel: Chef
Bloodborne is the best game in the whole franchise
Democratic Sapper Techno 6/25/2024 7:15 PM
Hell yea it is, cant wait for the PC port! sobs
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scythe enjoyer
i ate the diligence buff, sorry 1skull_sad
Matt Craig 6/25/2024 7:15 PM
I eated it....
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MARSOC_Rmc 6/25/2024 7:15 PM
Yooo imagine if we get tripwire bombs or claymores in helldivers
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scythe enjoyer 6/25/2024 7:16 PM
something something 'minefield'
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scythe enjoyer
something something 'minefield'
MARSOC_Rmc 6/25/2024 7:16 PM
No those suck. For our grenade slots
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scythe enjoyer 6/25/2024 7:16 PM
clearly you haven't used the napalm minefield 2Diver_yippiee
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scythe enjoyer 6/25/2024 7:18 PM
if we're talking jam sessions, perturbator, irving force, and other darksynth artists are really good
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Commander King 6/25/2024 7:18 PM
I would definitely agree
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MARSOC_Rmc 6/25/2024 7:18 PM
Y'all know carpenter burt
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Commander King 6/25/2024 7:19 PM
Anything that gives you motivation, makes you feel like you are actually there
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MARSOC_Rmc
Y'all know carpenter burt
Commander King 6/25/2024 7:19 PM
Enlighten me
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Commander King
Enlighten me
MARSOC_Rmc 6/25/2024 7:19 PM
You know him
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scythe enjoyer 6/25/2024 7:19 PM
he's one of the artists for hotline miami's soundtrack