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TheAsianCowboy
and many people are using it to dunk on the maintenance of the game when it is still new. They neglect to remember every game will tend to deal with these issues (edited)
and all of those games get bashed to the heck because of it, its not acceptable or a standard of an industry to launch products that has issues like this, even though i understand how gaming development works nowadays and it is unavoidable, nevertheless it doesn't make it fine. I don't see how this 1 hour slow mode solves people being rightfully negative. People are bitching because they enjoy the game and want to play. Just let them vent, its not like we can have a normal conversation anyway with a slow mode like this. 😁
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hi
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If ya'll are having issues with the servers let the beginning intro play out
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Hello
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Hello (server guide sent me)
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Hello
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Flicko Kramer 2/11/2024 3:37 PM
the slow mode is only 5 min for me? good idea (edited)
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hello
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Tony
It does say undivided attention is mandatory
Exactly 🙂
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even 5min is just annoying lol... yesterday, all my medals were spent but my rewards i had chosen for premium and the regular acquisitions were reset. also, my samples i spent to get a ship module was reset but my samples were gone. anyone seen this? (edited)
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Flicko Kramer
the slow mode is only 5 min for me? good idea (edited)
MortySchmorty 2/11/2024 3:38 PM
In General chat its an hour. See you in 5 minutes 😞 Editing your message is a workaround We must communicate via edited messages. We should (edited)
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MortySchmorty
In General chat its an hour. See you in 5 minutes 😞 Editing your message is a workaround We must communicate via edited messages. We should (edited)
We should overthrow the government (edited)
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Hi guys, its me or servers are down?
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saltybeverage69 2/11/2024 3:39 PM
hello
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Jbird
If ya'll are having issues with the servers let the beginning intro play out
WaywardWill 2/11/2024 3:39 PM
Oh hells that worked! Extra patriotism was the answer!
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Walky
Hi guys, its me or servers are down?
If you want to know more (and I know you do, soldier), read the news
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Walky
Hi guys, its me or servers are down?
Ikelangelo 2/11/2024 3:42 PM
Downtime for about 2 hrs it seems. you might be able to get on but you will probably be kicked off at some point again inside the upgrade window (edited)
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hd2 announcements just said they did a maintenance patch.. 2 hr wait
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Why is general chat cooldown a whole hour lol
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thats not what they said, they gonna do a maintenance in 2 hour and it will last as long it will last.
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Starkkillswitch 2/11/2024 3:42 PM
Nooooooooo! I need to GET SOME NOW!!!!
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DefNotABug 2/11/2024 3:43 PM
Hello fellow humans
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Ikelangelo
Downtime for about 2 hrs it seems. you might be able to get on but you will probably be kicked off at some point again inside the upgrade window (edited)
bile spewer 2/11/2024 3:43 PM
Downtime is in 2 hours, has not started
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DocterPig19 2/11/2024 3:43 PM
Hello
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Don Donatelouse 2/11/2024 3:43 PM
who the fuck is server and why is he down ?
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MortySchmorty 2/11/2024 3:44 PM
You can skip slow mode cool downs by editing your message. We must soley communicate via the edited message feature or risk the survival of our species Like this. Or this. Every time you say hello you have to wait 5 minutes @Severent I believe the laser cannon is more for horde wiping than big bugs. It's basically a better flamethrower, which also unfortunately sucks (edited)
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hello
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Hullooo
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1 hour slow mode 💀
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God I hate this slow mode crap everywhere. Anyway...are they going to buff the laser handheld weapons? The laser cannon is easily the worst support weapon but I still see people trying to use it and doing nothing to big targets
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hello freedom lovers
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What abbout a cup of LIBER _ TEA!
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thomas1942 2/11/2024 3:46 PM
helllo
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young_parsnip 2/11/2024 3:46 PM
citizenshock Me looking at the slow-mo timer, I don't get why people won't just stfu and uninstall the game if you will cry like a little bitch about it because you can't be patient, don't you have anything better to do 🤣
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greetings divers
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o/
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Lysander1789 2/11/2024 3:47 PM
I like how people keep complaining that they can't connect and are wondering if the announcement is correct, since servers are down now and the post says they'll be down in 2 hours. And then pronouns lady chimes in with "see the announcement!" like we are all blind and can't see that it says servers will be down in 2 hours and that we're asking why they're down NOW lmao. Such nuance. Great, five people can play. (and not get rewards) But servers are totally up. (edited)
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Aegis | SES Soldier of Peace 2/11/2024 3:48 PM
I hope they are willing to reward all of us who braved through the first couple launch days with a few in game goodies 🤞🏼
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LegendaryBacon 2/11/2024 3:48 PM
o7
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Deleted User 2/11/2024 3:48 PM
server been down all day.........
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Cooldown is now 1 hour. Is that a joke?
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Lysander1789
I like how people keep complaining that they can't connect and are wondering if the announcement is correct, since servers are down now and the post says they'll be down in 2 hours. And then pronouns lady chimes in with "see the announcement!" like we are all blind and can't see that it says servers will be down in 2 hours and that we're asking why they're down NOW lmao. Such nuance. Great, five people can play. (and not get rewards) But servers are totally up. (edited)
the servers are not down, just unavailable for most. And this nuance won't be understood by the general public. 🤣
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Swagumen | SES Fist of Equality 2/11/2024 3:49 PM
Hello, I love democracy 🫡
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whats the point of discord server if you cant even talk about the game
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what if we could drive the forklifts
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SpiteOverflowed 2/11/2024 3:50 PM
o7
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cryptic
Cooldown is now 1 hour. Is that a joke?
Fr general chat lmao, if there was at least offline play you could get on regardless of server issues (might be idk) (edited)
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Hey folks
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hi lads
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Dixonmybut 2/11/2024 3:51 PM
meowdy
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yoo
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Yosai Genki 2/11/2024 3:53 PM
hello helldivers
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:>
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yo hurry up and fix matchmaking or i'll bomb superearth
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hiii
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For democracy!
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yo guys
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meteor artillery Cake 2/11/2024 3:53 PM
yello
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offline play could work by stacking simple stats into metadata and pinging it to server on connection, their is no offline play because they wanna push GaaS stuff.
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solo offline would be boring af
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maintenance in 2 hours but the game servers are offline now?
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The Green Eggs 2/11/2024 3:54 PM
Hola everyone
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Anyone know what setting im missing. Im not able to add reactions to peoples messages. It's only in this server
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BilboSwaggins069 2/11/2024 3:54 PM
hello
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Lysander1789 2/11/2024 3:55 PM
I just wanna know why publishers can't have games that work well at launch. Like to be honest I dont think I've seen any game in YEARS have a smooth launch that didn't require patch after patch after maintenance after maintenance in the days following launch. Why can't these companies do the prep work and get the problems worked out BEFORE releasing it to the public?
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i just bought the game is there anyone else new whos tryna play im on PC
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RZR Ginger Sack 2/11/2024 3:56 PM
We're all trying to play XD
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i just got into the game and seervers and quickplay seem to be working
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Lysander1789
I just wanna know why publishers can't have games that work well at launch. Like to be honest I dont think I've seen any game in YEARS have a smooth launch that didn't require patch after patch after maintenance after maintenance in the days following launch. Why can't these companies do the prep work and get the problems worked out BEFORE releasing it to the public?
games are very complex, and devs don't have enough time anymore as suits are pushing to release as early as possible. Also we gamers allowed them to do this, all they have to do is fix it later and everything is good
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Norbert (darksouls boss) 2/11/2024 3:56 PM
Total Terminid death
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PBR(ရိုင်ရန်) 2/11/2024 3:57 PM
I’m just gonna pretend that the game hasn’t launched yet and we just got an open beta my sanity depends on this
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Lysander1789
I just wanna know why publishers can't have games that work well at launch. Like to be honest I dont think I've seen any game in YEARS have a smooth launch that didn't require patch after patch after maintenance after maintenance in the days following launch. Why can't these companies do the prep work and get the problems worked out BEFORE releasing it to the public?
A very unpatriotic outlook brother as our forefathers know creating a perfect democratic society is hard and you are bound to run into a few snags but liberty always finds a way as long as you have patience and faith (edited)
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Dr.Blüntschmoken 2/11/2024 3:59 PM
libertea
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Games are extremely complex. Think of everyones rigs. All the way from bushleague, barely running desktops, to top of the line GPUs... it has to run on all of those, across various regions. and this room has a 5 min per chat limit lol
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Still cant unfreeze to spread democracy...
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hello
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hello
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is anybody getting a "cannot connect to servers message" upon opening up the game?
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yes
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ursus_arctos_horribilis_ 2/11/2024 4:03 PM
they're doing some maintenance
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Flammenglanz 2/11/2024 4:04 PM
so no mission rewards, no money, exp or medals. Well another unanounced early access alpha status wie players have to pay for. love it.
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NekiCoule - SES Song of Courage 2/11/2024 4:04 PM
@Baskinator sorry for the ping and sorry if it's not the correct place! May I suggest a very handy feature Discord has for your announcements? Giving the time like you did is great! But with timezones not being always the easiest for everyone, I'd suggest using timestamps instead! This is a timestamp: 5:00 PM They adapt depending of the person's timezone to give very accurate times! I don't think Discord has an built-in way to create those timestamps, but you can easily find timestamp generators online and use those to create the timestamps you need, with the display you want! 2/11/2024 5:00 PM Sunday, February 11, 2024 5:00 PM Sunday, February 11, 2024 ...
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NekiCoule - SES Song of Courage
@Baskinator sorry for the ping and sorry if it's not the correct place! May I suggest a very handy feature Discord has for your announcements? Giving the time like you did is great! But with timezones not being always the easiest for everyone, I'd suggest using timestamps instead! This is a timestamp: 5:00 PM They adapt depending of the person's timezone to give very accurate times! I don't think Discord has an built-in way to create those timestamps, but you can easily find timestamp generators online and use those to create the timestamps you need, with the display you want! 2/11/2024 5:00 PM Sunday, February 11, 2024 5:00 PM Sunday, February 11, 2024 ...
Baskinator 2/11/2024 4:05 PM
We know
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halo
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MrHilRickster 2/11/2024 4:06 PM
Hello!
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hello
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@MrPink yes me too, on ps5
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ChaosxAustin 2/11/2024 4:07 PM
Hello!
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Daedalus ↓↑←↓↑→↓↑ 2/11/2024 4:07 PM
I understand why slowmo was turned on but this kills the ability for folks to answer the constant trickle of new people. Not that it'll stop the unending asking of the same question but we can at least mediate it by answering 😦 (edited)
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1 hour chat cooldown. holyy
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Miracle-Tentacle 2/11/2024 4:08 PM
I love this game 🐙
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they are more afraid of the negative pressure than killing off any kind of conversation right now
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Deleted User 2/11/2024 4:08 PM
no worries everything jjsut died 🤡
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Aggressive Jazz Noises 2/11/2024 4:08 PM
How cool was it that Heeth was freed on the 3rd day of this game being open?
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Overflowed 2/11/2024 4:09 PM
hello helldivers
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failed to connect, anybody knows what the problem is? i press oance it realoads nothing happends same message, dm me if you have any fixes?
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Man I can't decide whether to get Samsung S24 Plus or iPhone 15 Pro Max, I like the aesthetic of an iPhone but I don't know if I can get used to how restricted the iOS is now that I've used android for the past 2 years. The third-party apps are so useful to me 😦
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Retri3X
failed to connect, anybody knows what the problem is? i press oance it realoads nothing happends same message, dm me if you have any fixes?
its a known issue the fix will be in two hours
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Retri3X
failed to connect, anybody knows what the problem is? i press oance it realoads nothing happends same message, dm me if you have any fixes?
YamEatsYam (Waelder) 2/11/2024 4:09 PM
#hd2-announcements
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Retri3X
failed to connect, anybody knows what the problem is? i press oance it realoads nothing happends same message, dm me if you have any fixes?
read the announcements - the servers are down for maitnenance
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KylarZ
they are more afraid of the negative pressure than killing off any kind of conversation right now
Nohr Tenko 2/11/2024 4:10 PM
To be fair, most of the "talk" is people parroting the same question and answers, and if they were all given free rein to keep talking, I doubt anyone would be able to keep up with chat.
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Flammenglanz 2/11/2024 4:11 PM
I think, not the server are the issue, but yet another developer who released a half finished game in early access status for full price
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Baskinator
We know
NekiCoule - SES Song of Courage 2/11/2024 4:11 PM
Alrighty! ^^ I figured I'd suggest it just in case! Sorry if I bothered!
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fraland
Man I can't decide whether to get Samsung S24 Plus or iPhone 15 Pro Max, I like the aesthetic of an iPhone but I don't know if I can get used to how restricted the iOS is now that I've used android for the past 2 years. The third-party apps are so useful to me 😦
banana_havoc 2/11/2024 4:11 PM
Get a used S23 because there is almost entirely no difference
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Daedalus ↓↑←↓↑→↓↑
I understand why slowmo was turned on but this kills the ability for folks to answer the constant trickle of new people. Not that it'll stop the unending asking of the same question but we can at least mediate it by answering 😦 (edited)
HellDiver414 2/11/2024 4:12 PM
Right. Control freaks
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For Mandalore III 2/11/2024 4:12 PM
Bro is complaining about a free game
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Flammenglanz
I think, not the server are the issue, but yet another developer who released a half finished game in early access status for full price
Doofusmcgee 2/11/2024 4:13 PM
bro complaining about a game that is not even asking for full price, and complaining about server mx
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Game is excellent, yeah there's been some issues but what game hasn't had issues at launch in the last few years?
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Im doing my part!
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bhris beaver 2/11/2024 4:13 PM
hello
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Lysander1789 2/11/2024 4:13 PM
The problem isn't that people keep asking about why the servers are down. The problem is that a community manager keeps telling them to look at an announcement that says "servers will be down in 2 hours" and refuses to acknowledge that servers are, in fact, down right now. People are looking at the announcements, but the announcement is incorrect or doesn't give enough info. People are 'spamming it' until they get in but then they aren't getting rewards when they finish missions. Servers are dowwwwn. (edited)
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hey - loving the game so far!
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Lysander1789
The problem isn't that people keep asking about why the servers are down. The problem is that a community manager keeps telling them to look at an announcement that says "servers will be down in 2 hours" and refuses to acknowledge that servers are, in fact, down right now. People are looking at the announcements, but the announcement is incorrect or doesn't give enough info. People are 'spamming it' until they get in but then they aren't getting rewards when they finish missions. Servers are dowwwwn. (edited)
Daedalus ↓↑←↓↑→↓↑ 2/11/2024 4:14 PM
How hard is it to check the announcement tab, where announcements are made, if you want to hear announcements?
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Lysander1789
The problem isn't that people keep asking about why the servers are down. The problem is that a community manager keeps telling them to look at an announcement that says "servers will be down in 2 hours" and refuses to acknowledge that servers are, in fact, down right now. People are looking at the announcements, but the announcement is incorrect or doesn't give enough info. People are 'spamming it' until they get in but then they aren't getting rewards when they finish missions. Servers are dowwwwn. (edited)
i understand your point, but you need to understand that DEMOCRACY cant wait!!!
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ZealMajesto 2/11/2024 4:14 PM
Cant wait for evewrything to be done. Bugs to waste. for democracy of course
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Lysander1789
The problem isn't that people keep asking about why the servers are down. The problem is that a community manager keeps telling them to look at an announcement that says "servers will be down in 2 hours" and refuses to acknowledge that servers are, in fact, down right now. People are looking at the announcements, but the announcement is incorrect or doesn't give enough info. People are 'spamming it' until they get in but then they aren't getting rewards when they finish missions. Servers are dowwwwn. (edited)
bile spewer 2/11/2024 4:14 PM
Servers are not down, plenty of people can connect. You just have to spam it until you get in
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Nohr Tenko
To be fair, most of the "talk" is people parroting the same question and answers, and if they were all given free rein to keep talking, I doubt anyone would be able to keep up with chat.
The other approach would require them to have a more active team which obviously they don't have the numbers for right now, so they went with what they can manage. They need to expand their team and get a proper moderator team set up if they wanna keep channels open and relatively sane 🤣
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Lysander1789
The problem isn't that people keep asking about why the servers are down. The problem is that a community manager keeps telling them to look at an announcement that says "servers will be down in 2 hours" and refuses to acknowledge that servers are, in fact, down right now. People are looking at the announcements, but the announcement is incorrect or doesn't give enough info. People are 'spamming it' until they get in but then they aren't getting rewards when they finish missions. Servers are dowww